#best agent ever

[hamburphobia]

i feel like not enough attention is on that one agent from episode 5

this man has gone farther than any of us have

he enjoyed being beat up by is idol, he was a blushy mess around him, yall he had to smack his cheeks to focus that is so cute i aint even gonna lie

he lives in my heart forever i love him so much he is the best unnamed side character in spy x family and if you disagree fight me

#sxf #spy x family #wise #best agent ever #i love him so much #i wish i was him #i am him and he is me

[fisheyezzz]

#im serious when i say this is the best thing ive ever drawn #like. ohnmy hod #i cooked #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon 2 #agent 3 #agent 8 #agent 24 #8; alice #3; q #splatoon art #splatoon oc

[5577v]

short order🎏

my piece for the @inkpopzine!!

#best zine ive ever hosted for REAL #cant wait for my next splatoon one hehe #illustration #art #splatoon #splat3 #zine #splatoon 3 #ink pop zine #dedf1sh #acht #agent 8 #side order

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

#sorry this turned kinda angsty I just think eliot famousaliases spencer is a great reoccurring joke #eventually an indeterminate amount of months later you see him pop up again and you breathe #at this point all the intel you’ve gotten points that he’s actually doing something good with his life #like he’s changed. and you know he’s a bad guy but he’s doing things that nobody else is really capable of doing. making changes on large #and small scales #he will face consequences eventually you are sure. but his tracks are so well covered already and he’s so slippery so maybe. maybe you just #don’t make your agents work so hard to track him down #you get to know sterling a bit better (and maybe understand him a bit better too) #sterling invites you to an off the books lunch at this brewpub in portland when you’re in the states. the head chef looks familiar #it’s the best food you’ve ever tasted. because OF COURSE it is #at this point you’re not even angry. or resigned anymore. you’re slightly impressed #anyways that’s how sterling’s leverage club gains another member #(mcsweeten was the second member btw. if you’ve seen my other posts) #eliot spencer #eliot spencer meta #headcanons #humor #leverage #jim sterling #(mentioned) #the studio job #the blue line job #the three strikes job #ficlets #mine #a post not on my queue??? more likely than you think #I should make a tag for in universe pov posts #into the leverage verse #headcanons in the tags #the rundown job

[eastgaysian]

i loved you so much it was making me sick

#red vs blue #rvb #rvb fanart #rvb tex #agent texas #rvb church #leonard church #freshly minted #me fighting for my life trying to figure out what tags people use. ok. #anyway the relevance of going to scotland to this moment or this art is questionable at best but u just need to trust in my beautiful mind #what i was mostly thinking about is what tex would look like. and then what epsilon tex specifically would look like. and coming to the #conclusion that i dont think i will ever come up with a face for her. always just a hint of something blurred through the glass. #i love you deadalive nothing girl who isn't.

[kellterntempest]

I was summoned to be a ringer by @panic-flavored for her 2023 Stobotnik Secret Santa event

And so here is your gift @cease-this-bitch-crying <3 "Affection like hugging & hand holding" have some touch starved jimbotnik and hand kissing i hope you enjoy!!

mini ficlet accompaniment below

Stone slowly tugged the fabric off each finger of Robotnik's hand. Delicately, deliberately, as if the hands beneath were made of fragile porcelain.

Stone paused, looking into Robotnik's dark eyes. Is this ok? His own eyes asked.

Robotnik's fingers brushed against Stone's palm in response, barely making skin contact, almost afraid to touch and be burned. But the touch was not the burning sensation he feared, but instead a spreading tingling like the aftermath of an electric shock. Invisible sparks – Robotnik swore he could feel them.

One glove. Stone folded and placed it on the counter beside them, to be easily taken back if Robotnik became too overwhelmed and needed them again.

The second glove came off, and Robotnik’s heart rate already started to climb. His hands were bare now, nothing hidden. Stone’s hands clasped gently over his, caressing the skin with his thumbs.

Stone allowed himself to look, to feel, to finally worship the hands of his king, his one. As he took in the sight of Robotnik's hands, memorizing every detail, Stone traced a pattern with his fingers, tracing over very white, pinkish scar, over the visible and dark veins, over the rough knuckles of the long bony fingers. 

Stone lifted Robotnik's left hand up to his mouth, bowed his head, and kissed it. His lips were beyond soft, warm, and adoring.

Robotnik fought the gasp in his shaking lungs, but his chest couldn't hold it in. It was the stolen breath of a man who had never been kissed like this, never been shown this kind of tenderness, this careful gentleness – a man who had been starving his whole life. So, so hungry, and the abyss of his hunger was unfathomable. Robotnik never knew just how much his hunger had been suppressed, didn't realize how far down he had repressed his need for human touch until he finally received it. Finally feeling. 

Robotnik’s heart beat so fast, like an untamed creature flying against the bars of its cage so wildly he thought it would burst. The kick drum in his chest beat asymmetrical to the rhythm of their slow, ever so slow moment. His hands quickly began to tremble in Stone’s grasp.

Stone’s heart raced in tandem with Robotnik’s as he placed another kiss on his knuckles, harder than before. “I love your hands.” He whispered into the skin, unable to find any other words that could possibly describe the depths of his feelings. Stone was consumed with joy to show his love and more so for it to be accepted, he couldn't contain himself and planted more gentle kisses along the skin of Robotnik's palm up to his wrist.

I love your hands. Robotnik's eyes welled up, much to his disdain for the stupidly human emotions plaguing him. But he couldn't stop it, and tears pooled in the corner of his eyes, ignoring his internal struggle to not give anything away. He nearly whimpered under Stone’s touch, but there he stayed strong, and instead managed to choke out, “Thanks. I grew them myself.”

Stone chuckled into his hand, his chest quivering with laughter from the unexpected joke. Of course, the doctor had to make light of everything. It was his way, to conceal heaviness with humor.

“Exceptional work, sir.” Stone's eyes twinkled. “Beautiful.”

#stobotnik secret santa 2023 #stobotnik #dr robotnik #agent stone #jimbotnik #my art #gifts #my fics #BEST SUMMONS EVER: STOBOTNIK DUTY!!!!

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Elim Garak: fucking around vs finding out

#garashir #Elim Garak #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #my first ever DS9 gifs! please clap :') #anyways where is quote_from_man_shot.jpg #absolute BEST part of this was definitely making that last gif. I had to watch it so many times making this post and it STILL gets me. #Garak; panting; ajan soaking wet: omg what if you SHOT me wouldn't that be so crazy lol I bet you never would though... haha.... unless? #Julian: ok you little slut. bet. #Garak: YOU SHOOT ELIM???? OH! OH! OHhhh I love you so much <3 Whatever you say Agent Bashir hehe ;) can I come over to your place later ;) #I was thinking about including the next shot of his brain turning off as he decides to do a bratty sub to puppy sub speedrun #but this way felt funniest. his stupid fucking face. from O:< to D:< #I had to make this set to show it's not even subtext. it's textual. he wants Julian to shoot him from the second he shows up. #(or at least do SOMETHING disciplinary to him 0w0) #''Wait. This whole post is dom!Julian propaganda?'' #Me; aiming my gun: Always has been. #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's GIFs #is that a tag. what's it matter we're a trillion tags deep here and blog tag search is broken anyways. lawless country.

[kairithemang0]

Man, I don't care about enemies to lovers or idiots in love or any of those silly tropes

No no my favorite relationship trope is one is a caveman and the other invented fire

#spies are forever #owen carvour #agent curt mega #tin can bros #tin can brothers #curtwen #tcb spies are forever #the best part of waking up is curtwen in your cup #nah that's terrible forget i ever said that

[tremorsmackenzie]

one of the best things about agents of shield is that it does all of the tropes, way over the top trauma, character revivals, alternate reality plots, evil versions of characters, betrayals, mind control, time travel plots, etc., things which are usually done either way too seriously or as a cheap joke/low effort filler content that sometimes doesnt fit the tone or show it happens in at all.

but it does them properly the way theyre supposed to be, integrating them into its world, and it shows why they are actually popular and that they work if you spend any real effort on them and try to do them justice instead of always playing them as a cliché trope.

yeah, its an interesting storyline to see the goodhearted main character be turned evil against their will and then deal with the fallout. whod have thunk.

and at the same time it manages to not lose the kind of campy feel associated with them, in a really charming way. i dont know if im making sense, i just waited for a really long time for someone to actually do these things right cause they have so much potential, and they usually dont get to explore it beyond very superficial levels.

agents of shield is awesome. fin.

#like its seriously my favourite show #it hits every niche i have #except for queerness #there are just so many storybeats and opportunitys for character development that are completely thrown by the wayside in so many shows #and aos just does them right and is one of the best shows ever as a result #agents of shield #aos meta #tropes are only cheap if you make them

[ohmystarrynight]

One last swim before summer ends and the next semester starts

Clark is NOT COLD.

#concept art #illustration #digital art #pilot's art! #pilot speaks! #summer #swim #50s aesthetic #50s #50s vibes #retro aesthetic #retro #cowboy #1950s spy movie but make it so queer coded #spies can take a day off to swim too #Clark is doing everything he can to make this the best summer ever for cassius #spies #spy #secret agent #pilots ocs! #color study

[apocalyptichearts]

May is Daisy’s mom in every way that counts.

#sorta part two of my previous post #it deserved its own okay? #never recovering from their relationship #nothing will ever compare #i love them so much #past the moon and all the way back #daisy johnson #melinda may #agents of shield #aos #aos text posts #text posts #agents of shield text posts #maydaisy #mama may #mitski #your best american girl

[ar0rin]

Does captain listen to emo music

she did in high school probably

#featuring the two worst octolings i have ever drawn #i have no clue whats considered emo music and this was my best guess. sorry #agent 3 #captain 3 #enemy octoling #ar0rin #asks #splatoon

[cosmicqvake]

I need to talk about how utterly devastating Daisy’s expression is when Daniel volunteers to stay behind in the finale (before Deke takes one for the team instead) because it genuinely makes me SICK to think about.

Look at her:

It’s her sudden realisation that the one thing- the only thing- that she has wanted for herself for years is being torn away from her again.

Because of course it is, just like everything else in her goddamn life.

Of course, just when she starts to hope for something, the universe steals it away from her. Because when has it not?

She almost looks betrayed- betrayed by herself if anything. Because she let her guard down, she let herself feel again, and it was all for nothing.

And the pure disbelief in her eyes, as if she can’t fathom that it’s happening again at first- genuinely the one thing she fears the most- is heartbreaking. It’s genuinely so, so shattering.

But HEY, it’s fine. Deke stepped in and now they get to live happily ever after, the end. :,D It’s fine everything is FINE.

#never getting over this ever #thank you aos for giving her a happy ending #and the best guy #even if daisy went through the literal depths of hell to get there #also all the props to chloe bennet for being such a phenomenal actress #little moments like this DESTROY ME #agents of shield #marvel’s agents of shield #agents of shield season 7 #daisy johnson #daniel sousa #dousy #daisysousa

[kb11rd]

The special (bond aka queerplatonic) agents.

#kebb's art #messy sketchs yeah-eah #saw #saw movies #saw franchise #peter strahm #lindsey perez #agent strahm #agent perez #they're very very dear to me. #best friends..... doomed best friends....... lord save me... #do you think perez was like. his only source of comfort? she was his best friend. maybe the only one strahm ever had? and he lost her? ok. #im going to throw up. #also matching nail polish yeah

[deemodomino]

The most underrated agent 24 dynamic that literally no one talks about is when during battle Eight sees Three as an incredibly skilled opponent and is willing to go all out on the inkling, no matter sanitized or not, but when they defeat Tartar, Three wakes up and starts apologising for the fight, im talking crying, begging for forgiveness and looking at Eight with sad eyes while Eight is processing how the inkling before him went from a menacing and intimidating fighter to a pathetic mess, asking for Eight to forgive him for something he had no control of. Then they hardcore makeout

#my art #agent 3 #agent 8 #splatoon #art #splatoon art #alex (3) #agent 24 #agent 3 x agent 8 #octo expansion #I LOVE OCTO EXPANSION SO MUCH BEST DLC EVER #hazel (8)

[sunlightsilence]

Happy Birthday @skelelun!! (1/25) This is an amiibo model of their character Ruben, specifically from their No Upgrades Challenge Run!

I'll post a 3d printed version of it later!

#happy birthday buddy <3 #you're one of the best friends i've ever had! #octoling #neo agent 3 #octoling girl #splatoon #amiibo #smallfry #splatoon 3 #skelelun #skelelun ocs #ruben #my art #3d