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whosoldherout · 6 months

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911 HIATUS REWATCH 5x08 - DEFEND IN PLACE

#911edit #911hiatus2023 #911 abc #911 fox #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #508 #myedit #big man tiny babies

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smilesrobotlover · 4 months

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Some phantom hourglass doodles

#I know Link is a strong and capable young man #but like #look at him #he’s a BABY #he has BIG EYES #and a squishy face #he also reaches Linebeck’s chest he is TINY #anyways #wo. child be upon ye #phantom hourglass #legend of Zelda phantom hourglass #Linebeck #yes I did draw some of these when I went insane over lienebck yesterday

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fuckmeyer · 1 year

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girl please, Charlie Swan is Team Werewolf and you know it

#it's like Bella has no conception of the socioeconomic symbolism attached to these monsters!!#girl why on earth would the middleclass police chief of a tiny rural town in Washington #choose the wealthy murderous parasites?????#OK besties as i'm typing that out i see why charlie might side with the wealthy murderous parasites #yes he IS an american cop so siding with the parasites does make sense #but think of all the paperwork he would have to do when the cullens kill someone! i mean. come on.#also it aint like cullen out there paying off the pigs so really what is Charlie getting out of this relationship #it's no bribes all paperwork? i don't care how American this cop is he is Anti Vamp and that's that on that #WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok #they're a blue collar blue jeans blue skies all day baby kinda monster. crack open a cold one with the boys kinda monster.#pull over on the road to lend you some spark plugs kinda monster. bring a dairy-based dip to the charity softball game kinda monster #big plus: they're on the DL. neat & tidy cover story. no killing. protect & serve yeah baby. no parasites here my boys WORK for a living #the boys are 0% paperwork (no killing) and 100% bribes (dairy-based dips)#Charlie's deffo Team Werewolf at best and turning a blind eye at worst #as far as this man's concerned the werewolves are the Olympic Natl Park rangers' problem #bear who???? don't know em #twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #jacob black #charlie swan #eclipse read

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iconsumethesoulsofthedamned · 1 month

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Me watching a certain tumblr user someone delete any and all character development and personality traits will graham has ever had reducing him to an uncustomized mii version of an anime twink while they take away all of Hannibal’s life and motivations and trauma replacing them slowly with muscles and dick length.

Me then watching them say that definitively and not just in their opinion all the female characters in the franchise are trash and that a traumatized girl is actually just an evil manipulative bitch who is manipulating you the viewer into liking her via some fourth wall magic.

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androcola · 2 months

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talk of the guys infantilizing peter: boring, overdone, kinda ableist when u think of it, already shown in the show

talk of the guys infantilizing davy: adorable. he is a baby boy, he is their baby brother, he cannot escape the small baby brother life, he gets picked up and patted on the head and maybe a little kissie for good measure

#the stuff with peter is kinda cute sometimes especially on the show but some peoole take it real far #he is the oldest of them all btw. that is a grown man (so is davy but. teehee he doesnt get it much)#but davy? i thijk he deserves it. hes the rebellious little brother always picking fights and staying out late snd worrying the others #mike especially falls into the Big Brother stuff and he fusses over davy so much #also hes tiny and jumps into peoples arms..#how is that not so baby brother like

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bat-fan-sa · 6 months

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Modern Trigun AU where Vash and Meryl had a kid together but broke up ‘cause things just didn’t work out, but now they’re great coparents and sometimes Milly or Nico babysits the little tyke. Vash lives in an apartment and Meryl a house and the two have different days where they look after their son, but it’s one of those days where no one is available to watch the little sprout, so Vash’s last resort is dropping his kid off at his brother’s place.

Nai has his own place far away from most people and filled to the brim with plants. He and Vash used to be estranged after a particular fight the two had while homeless (set a few years after their mother died, leaving them orphaned and on the streets), but now the two are rekindling. So, what better way to do so than for his dear ‘ol twin to look after his precious, little nephew for a while, huh??

Yeah, no, Nai has mixed feelings towards his nephew. The dude ain’t fond of many people, only really ever caring about his late mother and Vash (and his plants). The kid is related to that one annoying woman his brother dated and still hangs out with despite them no longer being together, and yet… He’s still his brother’s son. He’s half of Vash. Still related to himself by blood and so much like his twin...

Fine. He’ll look after the brat. Just this once. Then never again. So he says.

Vash is thrilled and after leaving a list of to-dos and all the essentials, he’s off, leaving Mr. Reluctant Uncle to look after the kid. What could possibly go wrong?! Surprisingly, or unsurprisingly, nothing really. Nai is actually pretty decent at looking after a toddler, albeit rather cold and standoffish. He’s not too affectionate towards his nephew, just doing the bare minimum of what’s expected.

The kid is rather behaved and easy to manage, thankfully, but like all kids, he has his moments. Like right now with him being fussy and refusing to calm down. Nai is going through the list Vash gave him, trying to figure out how to get the little brat to shut up already, when he recalls something his brother said right before heading out the door.

“If he ever gets too fussy, just put on one of his favorite shows! He loves the one with the blue and orange dogs!”

Blue and orange dogs? No way some stupid baby show about dogs is going to get this brat to-

And that’s how Nai found himself witnessing his nephew just sitting quietly on the couch, intently watching some cartoon called Bluey, about a dog named, well, Bluey and her sister, Bingo. He only knows their names because after he referred to both characters by their colors, his dear baby nephew had the absolute gall to correct him. How dare this much younger and lesser being correct him!

Whatever, he’ll leave him to indulge in his inferior form of entertain for lesser minds, he has more important things to do than to watch such drivel! Like attending to his plants, or playing his piano, or reading! And yet, Nai still found himself tuning into whatever was happening on screen that had the little boy so enraptured. It was just some silly, childish show, nothing more.

But then one particular episode happened to catch his eye, one that seemed different than the rest. It was more serious and mature than the others and seemed to have a message he personally resonated with (like he’d ever admit it aloud). Before long, he found himself walking back over to and standing behind the couch, watching the episode alongside his nephew, this time more intently.

Episode after episode, he found himself just watching and occasionally commenting on whatever was on screen. Making snide remarks about any character that annoyed him or some moment he disagreed with. He slowly found himself seeing himself and Vash in Bluey and Bingo, specifically back before Rem had passed and they were still kids. Obviously, there were some major differences, but he still found himself becoming enthralled with whatever new adventure the two puppy sisters were having.

“I guess this show isn’t complete and utter garbage…”

Fast forward and Vash has returned to come pick up his son, bag of donuts in hand and a plant he picked up on the way there to thank Nai for the trouble. He puts in the spare key, turns the lock, and waltzes inside towards the living room to see a sight that has him nearly dropping both the plant and donuts onto Nai’s nice, clean floor.

There, on the couch, sat his very brother, tiny nephew perched comfortably on his lap while he sipped away at his bottle. Bluey was playing on the TV screen, a scene with Bingo and Bluey apparently fighting over something. But that’s not what caught the father off guard, it was the fact his brother was actually watching it? With his nephew?? And was seemingly enjoying it and even commentating on it???

“See, if Vash just hadn’t squabbled with me so much like Bingo does with her sister, things would have been so much easier-“

“Nai..?!”

Welp, looks like fun time is over, Vash has returned, and Nai was caught watching a baby show for babies with Vash’s baby on his lap… and he was conversing with said baby.

There was no explaining his way out of this one, especially not with the little sprout waving his tiny hand at his father and excitedly babbling about ‘Uncle Nai watching Bingo and Bluey with him.’

Snitch.

#Trigun #Millions Knives #Nai #Vash #I prefer to call him Knives but I doubt anyone would name their kid that thus Nai it is #I want to make this a full-fledged fic but don't have the time to do so ;w;#Imagine if you will: teeny tiny baby and big hulking plant man

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akkivee · 10 months

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i saw a suggestion that the alt outfits signify a timeskip and became possessed lmao

#this is vee speaking #if it is i think it'd be a year max but i only have one older kuukou face atm lmao #i'll get better at it i promise lmao #i mean it when i say possessed lol like i got to a decent place in a different piece of art and jumped on this INSTANTLY #but towards the end my hand was getting shaky lmao like the cheebs were a struggle actually😭😭😭#but i persevered!!!!! with the power of kuukou thirst 😌#anyway idk what to make of it actually???? but i think kuukou's new hairstyle has a braid in it????#like a really tiny one since his hair is short lol but??? i think that's what that is????#and you can't convince me otherwise that kuukou didn't steal one of ichiro's hoodies lmao like it's the one in his 2021 arb bday card LOL #and kuukou kinda treating jiro like a baby brother is making me cry a little lol like in the 3️⃣📿🥂 modelling event #kuukou starts teasing saburo to help with his performance anxiety and i can't remember what saburo said to kuukou #but kuukou cheerfully went 'man you sure are making me feel old!!' and it made me swoon lmao kuukou's going to age so gracefully lmao #but he's such a good big bro lol??? that maturity when he bothers to use it is so *clenches fist* its so good lol #i!!!!!!! cannot wait for jiro and kuukou interactions lol!!!!!#vee is arting

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kintsugiscars · 3 days

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creatures lex is afraid of

any large frog ESPECIALLY nixes (the ones in mor dhona traumatized him)

keds keds keds keds KEDS KEDS--

#ooc; voice from beyond {misc ooc}#this is partially based on my own in game experience lmao #look when u see a venus flytrap called a kedtrap u reasonably expect keds to be regular bug sized #NOT THE SIZE OF A MAN #so baby lex was terrified of those once he realized how big they are #and the gigantoad fear is from too many nixes lashing him with their tongue when he was a tiny summoner

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angelcactus · 2 years

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Another day another dollar. More dad Davey ideas!

David taking Gabby to the zoo

David shifting for the first time in front of gabby

Gabby dealing with her first sunbound solstice

Gabby getting her tonsils out and David is pacing in the waiting room

Gabby getting a partner and David disapproves (bc of course he does)

Angel telling David he's a good dad

Angel taking pictures of Gabby and sending them to David while he's working

Gabby coloring in David's tattoos (or scars)

Gabby interacting with the pack (specifically with Asher and sweetheart and Sam)

Gabby shifting for the first time with david

David doing push ups with a baby Gabby and everytime he goes down he blows raspberries on her cheeks

I have alot but I'll stop there for now

#i love father david #i will supply dad david for yall #redacted asmr #redactedasmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted angel #i just like the idea of this big man carrying this tiny baby

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scarlettriot · 1 year

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Can you pretty please continue that headcannon about you and Kiri adopting that baby? 🥺 i felt so much happy feelings while reading it 🥺

I’d be happy to, Nonnie!

Here’s the original p o s t

Friendly reminder this is a super self indulgent HC, lol

((I named the baby in this but use they/them pronouns for them. Reader is GN as well. This is in no way edited.))

After adopting your first child together, Eijiro knew he wanted to be ready in case any other children needed a place to go, needed help. This was how you two became foster parents.

You just weren’t exactly expecting your very first placement to be this itty bitty baby…

They were brought into a hospital at just three weeks old. Security cameras were checked but no one could identify who dropped them off. So, after sometime in observation, the infant was turned over to the system; over to you both.

You were called to the hospital. Eijiro met you there, coming right from a patrol (he didnt even waste time changing into civilian clothes), and were promptly taken back to the little one. The happy baby smiled up at you both and you right back down at them.

“Hey there,” For a man so big and bulky, Eijiro had a way of softening his tone that made him a natural parent. He wanted to push the purple blanket back the baby had brought up to their face but instead they grabbed onto his pinky finger. Their whole hand wrapped around it, and you knew right then and there, this baby was gonna steal both your hearts.

For the first week they were with you, Eijiro took time off work, since there was no way he was asking you to take care of them all on your own. You each took turns getting up in the middle of the night for feedings and diaper changes, and many a time, you found him in the babies room, sitting in the rocker with his hand in the crib, their little hand wrapped around his pinky again.

During the day though, the kid was always around with Eijiro. Most activities he was doing, he realized he could do with a kangaroo pouch on. And the baby loved it. Cleaning around the house, all smiles and giggles. Opting for a run, the baby went in the stroller with him. And when it was nap time, he was able to catch up on some of his reports.

After one week off, he decided to take another, but now the two of you were facing a problem…

“I know we said we wouldn’t give them a name, that their parents, who ever they end up being, would name them… but I’m getting real sick of just calling them ‘baby’.”

He had a point. You’d been out at the store earlier that week and someone asked you their name and you felt so embarrassed when you couldn’t tell them anything.

“Okay, what would you like to call them then?”

“How about Izumi?”

Three more weeks passed and Eijiro went back to work… part time. He always made a point to stop home for lunch when he could, wanting to help out as much as possible.

Friends came by frequently though. Mina made sure Izumi was up to date with all the latest fashion trends, Denki showed them a vast assortment of music, and Sero always had a new book for them when he came over.

Katsuki took a little longer to warm up to Izumi. But, eventually, he was over damn near every single day. It became a regular routine for Eijiro and him to go to the gym together with Izumi. Taking turns holding the baby while the other did their sets.

You knew Izumi had won Katsuki over when the blonde showed up one day with the cutest set of plush weights for them to take to the gym. “Gotta start ‘em young!”

He’d even cover for your husband when the baby got sick and he knew Eijiro got absolutely no sleep. Katsuki was more than willing to pick up an extra shift or two if it meant Eijiro was around for you and the baby.

All together, you had a really good thing going. Izumi was a part of your little family. But, you were only fostering.

You always had it in the back of your mind that one day the call would come in that a family was ready to take Izumi home permanently. It was a great thing, you and Eijiro knew that but, it didn’t make any part of this easier. And you sure as hell didn’t want it to come this soon.

It was the hardest thing packing up all their little belongings, making sure the family would have everything Izumi had accumulated over their time with you. Both of you cried while doing so, not even trying to hide how much this hurt.

Eijiro and you ended up falling asleep in Izumi’s room. The following afternoon the new family would be there to pick them up so, you wanted as much time with them as possible. And then another phone call came, one that broke your heart even more.

Eijiro held Izumi in his arms with silent tears rolling down his cheeks when you told him the news.

Neither of you wanted to wait for another family to adopt Izumi… not when they were already apart of yours. And you didn’t even wait until the following morning, you called the agency right back and informed them that you and Eijiro would like to start the adoption process.

“Back where it all belongs.” Eijiro beamed proudly. By the time you were off the phone, he had nearly all of Izumi’s things unpacked and in their rightful place around the room. It felt good to have everything back. It felt right.

Roughly three months later, there was a party hosted in your backyard, surrounded by family and friends as you and Eijiro officially welcomed Izumi Kirishima to your family.

#I’m so soft for big man/tiny baby #and yes I know there’s a lot more to the foster system and adoption processes #I just didn’t wanna add that much detail 😅#kirishima #kirishima headcanon #kirishima x reader #dad kiri #kirishima fluff #return to sender 💌#scar’s writing again 📕#best red rock shark ♥️🦈

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impishtubist · 2 years

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Let's go back to talking about how tall and muscular Sirius Black is though 😂

#big scary man melts in the presence of tiny baby godson send tweet #sirius black

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nodcakes · 2 years

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