#bob’s burgers jude

[talk-time-live]

EPISODE 318: BOB'S BURGERS MOVIE REVIEW

CLICK LINK ABOVE or CLICK HERE to listen on your favorite platform.

This week we talk about all the news going on regarding upcoming STAR WARS projects including thoughts on the OBI-WAN series on Disney Plus and more. 

 Then, in our TALK TOPIC of the week we reviewed BOB'S BURGERS the movie as the Belchers is trying to once again keep the business running while trying to solve a big mystery in their town.   

All this and more, as A.C.M.G. presents TALK TIME LIVE!

#podcast #bobs burgers #movie review #star wars #obi wan star wars #anime #comics #movies #games #star wars jedi: survivor #star wars andor #jude law #disney plus

[judeshifts]

name: Jude (OR & Better CR DR), Élise (Parent DR), Scarlett (Ghostbuster DR)

pronouns & gender identity: any pronouns, genderfluid 

main DR(s): Better CR/Fame DR Parent DR

rules: don't be a bigot i'll block u, don't be mean i'll block u, anti-shifters please leave (i'll block u).

currently inactive DRs: Marvel (teenage), Lord of the Rings, YouTuber, Pretty In Pink, Clue, Ghostbusters, The Beatles, Mha (teacher), Mha (student)

active DRs: Better CR/Fame DR, Parent DR, Hobbit DR 1

Possible DRs: Backrooms, Spiderverse, Fame DR, Marauders, Bob's Burgers, Good Omens, Stardew Valley. TADC

inactive DR s/os: Ford Pines, James Kojiro, Ebenezer Scrooge, Rooster Bradshaw, Peter Parker, Pippin Took, Duckie Dale, Wadsworth

current DR s/os: Egon Spengler, David Tennant, Dwalin

possible DR s/os: Hobie Brown, Regulus Black, Calvin Fischoeder, Aziraphale, Elliott

#reality shifting #shifting #shiftblr #shifters #shifting realities #shifting community #reality shift

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STARTER CALLLLL…..

NOT CAPPING AT THE MOMENT SO GO CRAY.

Alexander Lightwood || 28 || Detective

Simon (papcrrings), Rafael (devilsmenu), Ragnor (lcxstsouls) 

Evan Buckley | 28 | Fire Fighter

Pildo (devilsmenu), 

T/K Strand | 28 | EMT

Kono (devilsmenu), 

Richie Tozier | 24 | Comedian

Ally (devilsmenu), 

Max Mayfield | 23 | Nurse

Jamie (devilsmenu), 

T.J Kippen | 21 | College Senior

Alison (devilsmenu), 

Harry Hook | 23 | Chef

Harriet Hook (devilsmenu), 

Marco Del Rossi | 21 | Law School

…..

Maxine Baker | 19 | College Freshman 

…..

Matthew Murdock | 35 | Criminal Lawyer

Dale (bcrncoldx), Felixia (devilsmenu), 

Dean Winchester | 38 | Psychiatrist 

Tucker (nightwhispcrs), Satana (devilsmenu), 

Emily Fitch | 19 | College Freshman

Chad (devilsmenu), 

Nick Nelson | 18 | College Freshman

Lorna (devilsmenu), 

SImon Spier | 19 | College Freshman

Jihyo (devilsmenu), 

Katherine Pierce | 500 + (Looks 25ish) | Unemployed 

Irene (devilsmenu), 

Blaine Anderson | 22 | Musician 

Junwoong (devilsmenu), 

Ginny Weasley | 21 | Teacher

Neville (papcrrings), Astoria (devilsmenu), 

Chad Meeks-Martin | 19 | College Sophomore

Sally (devilsmenu), 

Maria Vasquez | 25 | Nurse

Michael (nightwhispcrs), Tony (devilsmenu), Maomao (apothmuses), 

Heather Chandler | 23 | Trust Fund Kid

Anna (papcrrings), 

Gabriel Boutin  25 | French Ambassador 

Urumi (devilsmenu), 

Chishiya Shuntaro | 21 | College Senior

Heiya (devilsmenu), 

Lillian Deville || 22 || College Senior

…..

Mercutio Alice | 27 | ?

Romeo (devilsmenu), 

Jim Hopper | 45 | Mayor

Robin (nightwhispcrs), 

Epononine Thenardier | 25 | ?

…..

Bob Belcher | 45 | Owns Bob’s Burgers

…..

Michael Munroe | 22 | ?

…..

Quincy Shabazian | 19 | College Sophomore

…..

Enid Sinclair | 18 || College Freshman

…..

Mazikeen Smith | 30 | Private Investigator

…..

Ambrose Spellman | 75 + | Occult Shop Owner

Kallias (apothmuses), 

Lily Tucker Pritchett | 19 | College Sophomore

Noah (devilsmenu), 

Derek Hale || 25 | Police Officer 

Isaac (papcrrings), 

Klaus Hargreeves | 30 | Drug Counselor

Diego (papcrrings), 

Jake Wheeler | 19 || College Freshman

…..

Sebastian Matthew-Smith | 21 | College Junior

…..

Ryan Evans | 21 | College Senior

…..

Victoria Spring | 22 | ?

Noami (nightwhispcrs), 

Carl Grimes | 23 | College Student

…..

Mickey Milkovich | 27 | Security Officer

…..

Glenn Rhee | 30 | ?

Fred (nightwhispcrs), 

Reggie Peters | 20 | Band Member

…..

Miles Hollingsworth III | 21 | College Senior

…..

Maeve Wiley | 21 | College Senior

…..

Gamora | 35 | ?

Peggy (lcxstsouls) 

Ken | 35 | ?

Okabe (apothmuses), 

Jude Fosters-Adams | 21 | College Senior

Dakken (devilsmenu), 

Gregoria Gryfinndor | 23 | ?

Sal (papcrrings), 

Ivan Carvalho Cruz | 18 | College Freshman

…..

Milton ‘MG’ Greasley | 19 | College Sophomore

…..

#hw: starter #here weee goooo again

[pennylanefics]

rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 tracks. 

thanks for tagging me @rhythm-of-space :) gives me a distraction from this shit day

Just A Dream - Nelly

Edge of Darkness - Greta Van Fleet

Calico Skies - Paul McCartney

Little Lion Man - Mumford and Sons

Age of Machine - Greta Van Fleet

Beyond the Sea - Bob’s Burgers soundtrack

Hey Jude - The Beatles

Circles - Post Malone

You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away - The Beatles

Angela - The Lumineers

i’m tagging @streamingcolors-gvf @idk-anymore50 and @stardustchxrds :)

#tag game #don’t judge me for some of these

[bw-mnstr]

I’m... DSH... desperately seeking haber....

#Henry haber #Jude belcher #bob’s burgers #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers jude #bob’s burgers Henry #my art

[gummifarm]

!!⭐️PLAYER SELECT⭐️!!

Introducing Seymour bays very own paranormal investigators; Henry and Jude! Henry’s a whizz with paranormal info and always has a camera on hand but his big brain can really blind him. Jude is has more of a weak stomach and his old equestranauts flashlight tends to go out too often but he has killer instincts and a big heart!!

I have a lot of feelings abt this AU, @fuitfetti and I will be drawing ACTUAL pieces for it in the future 🙄✌️

#my art tag #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #bobs burgers Jude #Jude belcher #Bb Jude #bb Jude belcher #Tina belcher #bobs burgers Tina #bobs burgers Tina belcher #trans Tina belcher #Henry haber #bobs burgers Henry #bobs burgers Henry haber #bb Henry #Bb Henry haber #bb HUDE #bobs burgers hude #paranormal AU

[alex-quinns-official-side-hoe]

I hope they're using protection, because I am not taking care of that baby.

Vivi, thinking about Jude and Cardan being alone in Elfhame without adult supervision 

#jude x cardan #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #the wicked king #twk #the queen of nothing #tqon #the folk of the air #jurdan #holly black #tfota #the folk of the air incorrect quotes #judecardan #yes this is a bobs burgers reference #incorrect quotes

[queenofmistresses]

Here are the characters I write for:

Teen wolf (Stiles, Isaac, Liam, Lydia)

Harry Potter (all the main boys apart from Harry and Ron and Peter)

ACOTAR (bat boys)

The folk of the air (Cardan, Jude)

Anne with an e (Gilbert)

Derry girls (James)

Stranger things (Eddie, Dustin, Steve)

Marvel (Loki, Natasha)

The School for Good and Evil (Agatha, Tedros)

Never have I ever (Ben, Devi)

Bridgerton (Kate, Penelope, Colin)

Miraculous (Adrien)

The umbrella academy (Lila)

The Artful Dodger (Jack Dawkins)

Bob’s burgers (Zekina, Zeke, Tina, Rudy x Louise)

Hazbin hotel (Lucifer, Vox, Velvette, Adam)

Dune (Feyd-Rautha)

or something original

fluff or smut is fine!

#harry potter #draco malfoy #sub draco #fred weasley #george weasley #tom riddle #stiles stilinski #the folk of the air #carden greenbriar #gilbert blythe #dom/sub #mommy #sub james potter #sub sirius black #Sub remus lupin #Sub marauders #isaac x reader #liam x reader #sub isaac #Sub liam #james maguire x reader #james maguire #cardan x reader #James potter x reader #hazbin hotel fanfiction #feyd

[tabloidtoc]

TV Guide, September 14-27

Cover: Fall TV Sneak Peak, The Masked Singer  

Page 4: Contents, Ask Matt -- Cobra Kai, Penny Dreadful: City of Angels

Page 6: Sneak Peek -- what’s ahead for these top dramas -- NCIS, Outlander

Page 7: Supernatural, record viewers for Yellowstone, Readers’ Letters 

Page 8: We can’t wait for these four big cast reunions -- Home Improvement, The West Wing, Saved By the Bell, Friends

Page 10: The Roush Review -- We Are Who We Are 

Page 11: The Sit-In: Harry Belafonte Hosts The Tonight Show, Transplant, Van der Valk

Page 12: Cover Story -- The Masked Singer

Page 14: Filthy Rich -- the Monreaux clan of the new Fox series serves up drama of biblical proportions -- Kim Cattrall on her new show 

Page 16: Drew Barrymore on her new talk show 

Page 19: Home Theater -- bigger and better and sooner: watch new blockbuster movies without leaving your couch -- Mulan, You Should Have Left, Greyhound, Bill & Ted Face the Music, The Secret Garden, Radioactive, The Mole Agent, I Am Woman, Antebellum 

Page 20: What’s Worth Watching -- Week 1 -- Keith Urban on the 55th Academy of Country Music Awards 

Page 21: Monday, September 14 -- Jude Law on The Third Day, Judge Judy, Tamron Hall, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Three’s Company, Dancing With the Stars

Page 22: Tuesday, September 15 -- The Best of Cher, The Best of The Ed Sullivan Show, Homicide City, Windy City Rehab 

Page 23: Wednesday, September 16 -- Archer, Supernatural -- TNT’s weeklong celebration continues, Jay Leno’s Garage: America’s Toughest, Islands of Wonder: Madagascar 

Page 24: Thursday, September 17 -- The Bradshaw Bunch, Charlie’s Angels, Friday, September 18 -- Now Hear This, MonsterQuest, World’s Funniest Animals, Married...With Children 

Page 25: Saturday, September 19 -- The Invisible Man, Secret Life of a Celebrity Surrogate, A Deadly Dose, Love at Daisy Hills 

Page 26: Sunday, September 20 -- Last Tango in Halifax, 60 Minutes, Storm Stories: The Next Chapter, Judgment With Ashleigh Banfield, 72nd Primetime Emmy Awards 

Pages 27-43: TV listings 

Page 44: Stream It! Your Guide to the Very Best Streaming Available Now -- Netflix -- Sarah Paulson on Ratched, Enola Holmes, Criminal: UK, Jurassic Park: Camp Cretaceous 

Page 45: Prime Video -- Utopia, George Gently, Hulu -- Trust Me, Judy 

Page 46: New Movie Releases 

Page 47: Series, Specials and Documentaries 

Page 48: What’s Worth Watching -- Week 2 -- Fargo 

Page 49: Monday, September 21 -- L.A.’s Finest, The Kelly Clarkson Show, The Doctors, Manhunt: Deadly Games

Page 50: Tuesday, September 22 -- America’s Got Talent, Cosmos: Possible Worlds, Dead Pixels, Sanford and Son 

Page 51: Wednesday, September 23 -- Jane Lynch on Weakest Link, I Can See Your Voice, Coroner, Marrying Millions 

Page 52: Thursday, September 24 -- Celebrity Family Feud, Press Your Luck, Match Game, India From Above, Star Trek: Discovery, Friday, September 25 -- A Wilderness of Error, Bones, Dateline NBC 

Page 53: Saturday, September 26 -- Just Mercy, Secret State, Game of Deception, Dr. Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet, Adventures of Superman 

Page 54: Sunday, September 27 -- The Simpsons, Bless the Harts, Bob’s Burgers, Family Guy, JL Family Ranch: The Wedding Gift, The Comey Rule, Tennis -- French Open early rounds 

Pages 55-74: TV listings 

Page 75: Horoscope 

Page 80: Cheers & Jeers -- cheers to The Bold and the Beautiful, The Vow, Love It or List It, Jeers to unrenewals, The Real Housewives of Potomac’s pile-ons

#tabloid toc #tabloidtoc #tv #television #television shows #fall tv #Cobra Kai #penny dreadful: city of angels #ncis #outlander #supernatural #the masked singer #kim cattrall #filthy rich #Drew Barrymore #keith urban #academy of country music awards #jude law #the third day #sarah paulson #ratched #jane lynch #weakest link #cheers & jeers #Jensen Ackles #Jared Padalecki #jarpad #misha collins

[doesntgetdrunk]

Things I want to Write, but Instead Sit Here and Daydream About it and then Watch YouTube.

1. Princess Carolyn and Hollyhock having a mother-daughter relationship 2. That Bob’s Burger’s fic where Bob kills someone, Linda’s a hooker, Louise is helping Fischoeder cheat, and Gene is in the hospital.  3. The Bob’s Burgers Rosemary’s Baby fic.  4. A collection of snippets of Princess Carolyn and Todd being friends  5. Mulder and Scully and their alien baby in Chicago (Alfie)  6. Scully finding out that she’s been drugged and having to piece together what’s real and what’s not while her and Mulder are being hunted by CSM.  7. Mulder and Scully being domestic as fuck.  8. The one with Sister Jude and her daughters and Thredson 9. Beatrice almost having an affair with one of Butterscotch’s mistresses.  10. Little one shots about Judah being there for Princess Carolyn. 

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LET'S GOOOOO! AN UPDATED STARTER-CALL LIST. PLEASE REACT TO AS MANY AS YOU WANT, I GOT A LOAD OF MUSES!

Alexander Lightwood | 29 | Detective 

Evan Buckley | 28 | Firefighter

T.K Strand | 28 | EMT

Richie Tozier | 24 | Comedian 

Max Mayfield | 23 | Social Worker

T.J Kippen | 21 | ?

Harry Hook | 23 | Chef

Marco Del Rossi | 21 | College Graduate, Law School (Works Part Time)

Max Baker | 19 | College Sophomore (Works Part-Time)

Matthew Murdock | 35 | Criminal Lawyer

Dean Winchester | 38 | Psychiatrist 

Emily Fitch | 19 | College Freshman (Works Part-Time)

Nick Nelson | 18 | College Freshman (Works Part-Time)

Simon Spier |19 | College Sophomore (Works Part-Time)

Katherine Pierce | 500+ | ?

Blaine Anderson | 22 | Singer at a Lounge 

Ginny Weasley | 21 | Elementary School Teacher 

Maria Vasquez | 25 | Works with her boyfriend

Heather Chandler | 23 | Works at a boutique/fashion designer 

Gabriel Boutin | 25 | French Ambassador 

Chishiya Shuntaro | 21 | Resident, In school to become a doctor.

Lillian Deville | 22 | Soccer Coach

Mercutio Alice | 27 | ?

Jim Hopper | 45 | Mayor of D.C

Eponine Thenadier | 25 | ?

Bob Belcher | 45 | Owns Bob’s Burgers

Enid Sinclair | 18 | College Freshman (Works Part Time)

Mazikeen Smith | Old AF | Private Investigator 

Ambrose Spellman | 75+ | ?

Lily Tucker Pritchett | 19 | ?

Derek Hale | 25 | Police Officer

Klaus Hargreeves | 30 | ?

Jake Wheeler | 19 | ?

Victoria Spring | 22 | ?

Carl Grimes | 23 | ?

Mickey Milkovich | 27 | ?

Reggie Peters | 20 | ?

Miles Hollingsworth III | 21 | ?

Maeve Wiley | 21 | ?

Gamora | 35 | ?

Jude Foster-Adams | 21 | ?

Gregoria Grfinndor | 23 | ?

Ivan Carvalho | 19 | ?

Prince Henry | 26 | ?

Riley Matthews | 21 | ?

Edwina Sharma | 21 | ?

Franny Gallagher | 19 | ?

Samuel Garcia | 19 | ?

Josh Rosza | 26 | ?

Abby Anderson | 21 | ?

Zed Necrodopolis | 19 | ?

Lito Rodriguez | 36 | ?

David Kotsyk | 29 | ?

Zenon Kar | 25 | ?

Veronica Fisher | 31 | ?

Light Yagami | 21 | ?

Brittany Matthews | 23 | ?

Jesse St. James | 25 | Glee Coach

Beth Corcoran | 21 | ?

#hw: starter #hw: starter call #i'm still working on jobs but at the moment the ones with question marks don't have set jobs #so if you want to plot with that we can too!

[annihilationtale]

Inktober: Day 14, Tawdry

First time drawing the annihilation version of the dark sans’ together and I spent way too much time on this.

Dust(annihilation) is dressed Louise from Bob's Burgers.

Jude(annihilation!Horror) is dressed as Elsa cause why not.

Morning(Annihilation!killer) is dresses as the first incarnation of Ash Ketchum from Pokemon.

Nocturne(Annihilation!Nightmare) is dressed as Six from Little Nightmares and Georgie from It.

Let it go is stuck in my head again.

#madverse #annihilationtale #annihilation!nightmare #annihilation!dust #annihilation!horror #annihilation!killer

[judesaves]

it’s the middle of the night, but i’ll just plop down and say hello anyways! this here is my star-of-his-high-school-hockey-team-but-not-his-ahl-team, formally big fish in a huge ass pond, still-kinda-under-the-oppressive-influence-of-his-evangelical-dad hockey playing Good Boi Jude.

judah ‘jude’ ames (casey cott) who works as a cashier at the armory. he’s from thunder bay, ontario and lives in east vale. they’re ardent and optimistic but can also be vacuous and prudish. sometimes, they’re known as the sanctimonious.

my bio is super long so i apologize in advance, but here’s all you need to know abt judie the prudie!

full name / nicknames: Judah Seth Ames / Jude, Judie, J, the Bae From Thunder Bay age / date of birth: 27 / July 30th, 1992 place of birth: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada previous residences / current residence: Sarnia, Ontario, Canada; Kitchener, Ontario, Canada; London, Ontario, Canada; Hershey, Pennsylvania; Chicago, Illinois; Des Moines, Iowa / Kingscrest, Colorado citizenship / ethnicity: Canadian (on a sports visa) / White (English, Danish, Dutch, German) religion: Lutheran socioeconomic status / political affiliation: Upper Class / Unaffiliated, but liberal leaning martial status: Single sexual & romantic orientation: heterosexual, hetero-romantic (he’s not questioned it, at the very least) education / occupation: high school graduate / cashier at The Armory

former teams / current team: Hershey Bears, Chicago Wolves, Iowa Wild / Kingscrest Knights position / shoots: Center / Right jersey number: #41 NHL draft: 79th overall, Washington Capitals professional playing career: 2010 – 2018

parents: Teresa Ames (mother), David Ames (father) siblings: Jared Ames (older brother by two years), Jacob Ames (younger brother by eleven years), Julianne Ames (younger sister by eleven years) offspring: none pets: family dog named Gretsky (German Shepherd), though he’s back in Thunder Bay

faceclaim: Casey Cott hair color / eye color: brown / pale green height / build: 5′11″ / athletic, muscular tattoos / piercings: none / none distinguishable features / scars: big lips, strong jawline / various bodily scars from hockey injuries over his lifetime dexterity: right handed known allergies: none visual impairment / hearing impairment: none / none nicotine use / drug use / alcohol use: no / no / socially

traits: confident, brawny, optimistic, playful, prudish, vacuous, arrogant, disapproving temperament: choleric alignment: lawful good enneagram: type one, the reformer mbti: ESTJ hogwarts house: gryffindor vice / virtue: pride / chastity likes / dislikes: hockey, the feeling of skates gliding on smooth ice, exercising, sleeping, cheesecake, snow, comedies, rules / montreal canadiens, partying, breaking his diet, the fear of never making it to the nhl, broccoli, phone calls from his father, westerns, soccer favorite media: to kill a mockingbird by harper lee (book), planes, trains, and automobiles (film), bob’s burgers (television show), tell her about it by billy joel (song) favorite color: blue 

hockey has been a part of judah’s life for longer than he can remember. his first memories include the freezing solidness of the ice, the snug feeling of skates on his feet, the weight of a helmet upon his head. jude grew up believing he was born to play hockey, and really, he wasn’t wrong. a complete natural, despite hating it the first time his parents put him on the ice. a tantrum ensued, even though jared, his older brother and jude’s personal childhood hero, promised him it wasn’t scary and he was safe; he wanted to do everything jared did, but he wasn’t ready yet.

hockey wasn’t the only thing he was scared of. his father, david, taught his sons about hell before they were old enough to understand the concept. he taught them about sins. how fornication would damn you, how adultery would greet you with the devil, how doing anything wrong would leave you burning in hell forever. the list of things that were wrong to do, however, got longer and longer as his children grew, until doing anything but praying or playing a sport would condemn his soul. jude never heard his father say it, but he felt he was doing something wrong, something sinful when he cried and plopped down on the ice that day, begging for his brother to pick him up and bring him off the slippery ice.

his soul was saved after he turned five, when he got tired of watching jared play and wanted to join his older brother in the rink. the second time he laced up a pair of skates, at the tender age of five, jude fell in love. he finally fulfilled his purpose, or rather realized it. still so young, the local mini mite league not much more than toddlers standing around on the ice as the coaches uselessly tried to direct them on wobbly skates, little jude became fascinated with the sport. watching it constantly on the television, attending all of his older brother’s games, wearing all the leafs apparel his parents bought for him. their summers spent on roller blades playing with a toy goal set in the driveway, their winters spent freezing in the stands or skating on razor sharp blades.

as the minor leagues started raising up with age, so did the level of skills needed to play, and jude quickly proved to be a natural. the way he glided effortlessly, the way he turned on the hairpin edge of blades with ease, the way he listened and adhered to direction like a loyal solider. judah had memorized the rule book from front to back by the time he was nine, could spout off any definition or recall the minutiae details of a rule his own coaches had mostly forgotten, to the point of annoyance for his teammates and coaching staff. anyone could see that jude was going places, they could tell jude was going to make it.

but he wasn’t going to go as far as jared. jude paled in comparison to his older brother. for every rule he could recite like a sermon or puck he could hit squarely into the net, jared was faster, harder, stronger, better. he lived in jared’s shadow and what a well-lived in shadow it was. it didn’t matter how good jude was when jared was there, it didn’t matter if jude was a good player when jared was great… for a time.

the ames family added two more children, a pair of twins. jacob and julianne came into the world when jude and jared were eleven and fourteen respectively. even with two new babies in the house, the two older ames brothers were never distracted from their shared sport. their mother the focus of the childrearing, their father focused on rearing his two sons into hockey prodigies. loyal servants to the church of god and gretzky, the ames boys were good, they were righteous, they were perfect. perfect, how that word seemed to follow them. perfect, that was the ultimate praise from their father, when they followed the letter of jesus or their coaches. the fear of disappointing their father was the fear of going to hell. they had to be the best, they had to be perfect, they had to be righteous if they were going to make it.

the foundation of their perfect little family started to crack once jude was headed into peewee. the pressure from their father a fixture that had known for their entire lives, the pressure that kept them perfect, jared finally bent underneath that weight. his playing, while always more fast-paced and fierce than jude’s, got sloppier and less dignified. his hits were less than clean, his gloves dropped more than they didn’t, his pucks still landed in the goals but their passes to get there were dangerous. if that didn’t piss off their father enough, jared would stay out later, would go to parties on school nights, would refuse to go to church. i’m the bad one now, judie, so you don’t have to be, jared whispered to him once on a drive back from practice but jude didn’t understand what his brother meant.

jude was never in danger of being the bad one. the meek one, yes, the quiet one or the shy one, but he was never bad. his behavior, his playing, it was barely less than perfect. as jared’s star started to diminish (in their father’s eyes, at least, since jared only got more popular at school the more he partied), focus started to turn on jude. david’s focus, namely. david started taking jude out for hot chocolate after practices, ice cream parlors after winning a game. david wouldn’t let jude end up like jared, he wouldn’t let jude go down the same road of sin his older brother walked down. jared was still a good player, yes, or rather he still played well, but he wasn’t perfect anymore. jared was getting worse, jude was only getting better.

even if jared proclaimed that he was willingly taking the heat off of jude, a rift started to grow between the two. people were starting to praise jude more, talk about him more, talk about how good he was getting. the shadow that jude lived in was starting to shift, others were starting to notice him. judah ames, just a boy of fourteen, was the one the parents of his teammates would point out, the one they’d beg their children to hang out with in case his discipline and skill would rub off on them. his thoughts were only occupied with hockey, every dream he had was just reliving old games or planning for future ones. everything related to it, no matter if he was looking for a connection or not. hockey was the only personality he had.

who could blame him, though? with the way his father yelled from the stands, often yelling louder than the coach. with the way his father dropped him off promptly before practice began and picked up him not a second after it ended. as the reins on jared were forcibly loosened, the reins tightened on jude and david promised himself and god that he’d never let judah seth ames go. they moved across ontario with every minor team jared or judah joined, though they always considered thunder bay to be their home. as jude became more disciplined, more refined in his playing, jared got worse, got messier, to the point that he was considered the goon of their team. the two ames boys, once both considered perfect, once identified by the order of their birth, were now classified by good or bad, clean or dirty, pure or sinful.

seventeen, the year in every hockey player’s life that things start to change. the nhl just a dream for them, it becomes more realized as the draft starts to tick down and loom over them. jared, playing badly and antics getting more dramatic as their father focused more on jude, felt his dream slipping from him fast. the scouts eyes, once glued to him at every game they attended, drifted to his little brother now. not even old enough to drink, jared ames was quickly becoming a has-been, before he ever really was something. the boy everyone thought was going to make it didn’t even make it to the draft. jared ames quit playing hockey at the age of nineteen.

judah wouldn’t end up like that, though. david ames promised that to his son and any other parent in the stands that still bothered to listen to his ramblings. judah ames was going to make it. he was perfection, on the ice and off it. most boys, even boys on the same team, were interested in girls, lots even had girlfriends. jude was interested, but he wasn’t allowed to be. boys like that were sinful, they were wrong, they were bad. jude wasn’t allowed a girlfriend, wasn’t even really allowed a friend. everything in his life revolved around hockey, even church as david led prayers for victory before every game. there wasn’t time to think about girls, to think about anything else. even studying was secondary, his grades were only required to be strong enough to let him play every game; the only part of his life that didn’t require perfection.

while jared struggled underneath the pressure, jude endured it, even flourished underneath it. an amazing player, not just in the way he shot and hit and skated, but in his attention to detail and rules. some even said he’d be the next sidney crosby, but jude wouldn’t let himself get intimidated by the comparison. he was good, but he wasn’t that good. he wasn’t perfect, not yet. the comparison he hated was the one to his brother, the older boys on the team that had played with jared before his retirement called jude ‘the replacement’. he hated that word, replacement, even more than the word perfect. his father didn’t help, telling him how he’s so much better than jared ever was, how jude was going to be the one to make it all the way to the top, like it was guaranteed.

the time for jude’s draft started nearing quickly as he entered his senior year of high school. the pressure from his father and his coaches got heavier as the date neared, even his brother (now living in an apartment back in thunder bay) contributing to the worry and excitement. always a dream of his, to make it to the majors, jude finally felt the cracking his brother before him felt. calm and collected on the ice, jude only felt anxiety when he left it every night. his dreams, usually filled with scenes of play, now only showed him a future where he’d end up exactly like jared. he had to make it to the nhl, he needed to make it there, he needed to be good, he needed to be perfect.

the draft finally only days away, jude worked tirelessly in the rink to keep his mind off of it. what if he didn’t get picked? what if he ended up like jared, not even making it to the draft? what if he hated the team he got picked for? oh god, what if he was drafted to montreal! his worries not helped by his father that only ever wanted to talk about the draft, jude spent those last few days wishing he never laced up his skates again that one winter day when he was five.

the draft came in a bubble of excitement and fear. finally the one thing he’d been waiting for his whole life was here. feeling like his stomach was going to cave in on itself, he nearly missed it when his name was finally called. the hershey bears, the ahl affliate of the washington capitals. not exactly what he wanted, preferring something in canada, but not too far from home and not too warm. in the end, jude was just excited to play the sport he loves. he was excited to make it to the draft, unlike his older brother. he was excited to be one step closer to the nhl. most of all, he was excited to be away from his father.

the excitement didn’t last long, however. well, it didn’t last forever. traded from the bears after a year, jude ended up being traded to the chicago wolves at the age of twenty two, settling in for most of his career in the minors. he was still a great player, but the professional leagues are all filled with great players, and he was already beginning to feel like an adult among children when his new teammates after every draft seemed to be getting younger and younger. by the time he was twenty five, jude knew he would likely never make it to the nhl, but he refused to acknowledge it. his father half-held belief in his son, and half-berated him for not yet making his nhl debut; every time they needed a spot filled for a game or two, they called someone else up, and jude had to explain to his father why exactly he wasn’t the best on his team, why the coaches didn’t notice him like they should’ve. the love of the game only carried him so far, and the yearning to be on a major professional team slowly turned to bitter regret. he couldn’t wonder why the ahl wasn’t enough for his father, why it’s not perfect, when he’s convinced of the same.

jude knew that if he wasn’t going to make it by now, he’d never make it to the nhl. traded after a few good years with the wolves, jude moved to iowa and played with the wild for only a season before he decided it was time to retire professionally. he was a star that had diminished, he was just another good player on an okay team, and soon he wouldn’t even be remembered by anyone. deciding not to renew his one year contract with the wild, jude went back to thunder bay, and quickly regretted moving back in with his parents on two fronts: he missed hockey, and he did not miss his father’s rants. 

while his father’s influence lessened from distance and time apart, it was back in full force once he was under their roof again. while he was no longer concerned about staying pure and righteous (partying with hockey players barely out of their teens tends to do that), the thoughts that he was wrong, dirty, sinful started to creep back in. he was not just dirty from the sin of the outside world, he was dirty, stained, a failure. jude was not perfect, never was. just another failure, like his brother jared before him, it was a different sensation to be jealous when he was moping on the couch and watching as his younger brother jacob gathered his equipment in his bag and their father lectured jake about his sloppy skating last practice. he has never missed the pressure from his father before, and he can only hope that jake doesn’t crack underneath the weight now that their father’s hopes and dreams are on him.

after six months of tolerating his father and drifting aimlessly, missing his sport and hating it at the same time, he began to wonder if it was too late to sign that contract with the wild again. he called his own coaches when he knew his father was at his brother’s practices, begged to be signed again, but they told him what they already knew: he was twenty six years old, practically geriatric. there likely wouldn’t be a professional team to sign him, but it didn’t mean he couldn’t still play his beloved (and loathed) sport, and maybe keep a bit of hope alive in his heart that he might, one day, still make it. everyone in the hockey community knows about kingscrest, colorado. it practically generated out ice sports stars as quickly as thunder bay did, and if there was any way he could possibly be scouted for one more final time, it was there. barely letting his parents in on his plan, lest they try to talk him out of it (or worse, support with oppressive enthusiasm), jude made his way to colorado, where he’s been for a year now. 

joining the knights, jude’s a mature player, and any hopes of being noticed or signed to any sort of professional team (god, how much he hated being in the minors, only to be begging christ to let him back on any team, even laval rocket) are kept secret and close to his heart. as far as his teammates know, he’s just an old guy enjoying the ice, reliving his glory days and being a stickler for the rules just as he did in peewee. the desire for perfection is something that he still feels, even if he tries everything in his power to avoid his father’s calls—lest he have to hear his father’s thoughts on the political landscape of america, despite being canadian, but jude already knows he’s not perfect. he knows that this is the end of the line, so he should milk it for everything it’s worth, but the thought of the future is even scarier. once he’s too old to play, his many injuries over the years finally catching up with his body, what else is there to do? once hockey’s gone, what will jude have left?

he’s not perfect, he’s not righteous, he’s not the next gretzky or crosby. but he did make it, even if it was not the nhl. he made it farther than his father or his older brother ever did. he’s free from his father, living by himself and by his own rules, playing the game he’s loved for twenty two years. shouldn’t that be good enough for him? shouldn’t that be perfect?

like every hockey player ever, hockey’s all he talks about. all he thinks about, really. like... constantly. i mean constantly. he really doesn’t have much of a personality outside of it, but it’s not really his fault bc he was taught to be like that by his father.

speaking of his dad. phew. major dad issues for this kid. the voice in his head is his father’s, not his own. has a lot of weird shame about the most random things, and some not-so-random things.

isn’t a virgin, but he acts like one, because he doesn’t want to seem dirty and #sinful, but he’s also just weird and awkward around women... and guys too. just everyone.

sweet but angsty. has a lot of regrets, but doesn’t like to talk about it much. hates being one of the older guys on the team, but he put himself there, and it’s like either be old af or not be on the team at all. doesn’t want to end up like his brother that quit just to sell cars back in the bay.

not actively religious, but still seems like a conservative good ol’ boy because he wears sweaters tucked in WITH a belt. not as innocent as he seems, but still pretty innocent and a little weird. wasn’t homeschooled but kinda seems like he was?

an encyclopedia of hockey rules and super annoying about it. will tattletale on you to the refs if he sees you Being Naughty on the ice, no matter what team you’re on. he’s good to have around if you wanna get an opposing player into the penalty box because if you alert him to it, he’ll go snitch immediately. love my goody two shoes!!

a sales associate at the armory, like half of the team. thinks it may make him look better to the coaches, but also just needs a job. his dad will only pay half, that’s right HALF!!, of his rent so jude works to catch up with that and have very little money on the side. whatever, he still gets to skate, so he should be happy. right? right?!

somewhat dumb, just because he was never encouraged to be smart by his father, just an obedient follower and an obsessive hockey player. can do simple math, but ask him about algebra and he’ll just get annoyed and walk away. 

wanted connections:

fellow teammates: jude plays for the knights, so gimme good friends and better enemies! people he’s competitive with, people he helps/mentors, people he straight up can’t stand or people that can’t stand him.

figure skating friends (and enemies): jude has never been the figure skating type, but he thinks its pretty cool that they can do spins and stuff. he respects the artistry, but still feels a sort of competitiveness with them just from the nature of being two ice sports. so give me friends that he can cheer on, enemies he can roll his eyes at, etc!

just friends in general: he’s a pretty sad boi and very earnest, so he needs someone to chat with! either it can be superficial or maybe they’re close confidants, up to you. :)

roommates: jude rents an apartment in east vale, and while he’s used to being such a canadian WASP, he’s somewhat cut off financially from his parents and needs someone around to help pay the bills. plus he gets lonely at night! can’t sleep in an empty house!!

ex-girlfriend(s): jude’s only been in town for a year and a few months, but that’s enough time to date around. likely this relationship didn’t work out because jude has a lot of hangups about relationships and shame, and his body/sex in general, but there are probably other factors such as that he’s really obsessive about hockey and actually really, really bitter deep down. 22+

#fro: intro #hold your horses honey. i’ve got coupons for the pringles. ( ooc. ) #i didn't proofread this bc it's almost 4 am and i've been working on this for three hours lol #so i apologize for any typos!!

[bw-mnstr]

Screenshot redraw!! No one talks about the picture Jude had in his locker that had jimmy jr with pretty brown hair 🥺🥺🥺 I’d like to think he bleaches/dyes it so he looks less like his dad 😩🤚 because he’s an angsty teen

But Jude loves his natural hair 🥺❤️

[for anyone who doesn’t know I headcanon “Tina” to be a ftm trans boy ❤️❤️❤️❤️ pls respect that]

#Jude belcher #perfectly tailored #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers #fanart #headcanon #jimmy jr pesto #screenshot redraw #screencap redraw #my art #bob’s burgers Jude #bob’s burgers jimmy jr #bb Jude #bb jimmy jr #jimmy jr x Jude #Jude x jimmy jr

[gummifarm]

hi hi !!! i love urs and @fuitsal 's bob's burgers art an unhealthy amount it's so good :0 !!!!! also ur jude and henry art is *chef's kiss* immaculate

Omg thank you so much!! 🥺🥺 That’s so sweet of you to say, I’m glad to be providing art for it 😤 it’s such a good ship

#ask #text only

[5thwavefemme]

Tell me about yourself

1. Favorite Name: Naomi or Jude

2. Is CPR or self-defense better to know? Self-defense

3. At what age did you learn the most? 22 when I moved out on my own, got a job, and went back to school

4. What instantly makes you not like another person? Their voice. I hate soft, baby voices.

5. Would you rather ride in a motorcycle or a helicopter? Neither. I don’t like unnecessary dangerous activities.

6. What do you need more of? Nothing; I’m really content.

7. What’s your favorite cartoon? Avatar, obviously. Closely followed by Animals, Bob’s Burgers, and Archer.

8. Have you ever used the yellow pages? I have not. Welcome to the 21st century/I am a millenial.

9. Would you rather be the hero or the bad guy in a movie? I like antiheroines.

10. How well do you handle yourself in formal settings? Really well. I essentially went to a finishing school and I have some Asperger-y stuff going on where I do best in scripted social situations, so formal stuff is my shit.