#boyfailure

[lovesickn3ss]

” WHAT DIDJA SAY —?!!! “

gift for a friend!!! ^_^

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun 98 #trigun maximum #vash #vash the stampede #meryl #meryl stryfe #vashmeryl #theyre sooooooo #girlboss #boyfailure

[sphooney]

hes SO UNSERIOUS

#hazbin vox #vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #the vees #hazbin hotel #vox x nobody fucking loser #boyfailure #hasbin hotel #hazbin hotel prime video

[screaamo]

frank iero whisper by em,, mehwhehhehaaa....

#my chem #mcr #frank iero #my chemical romance #boyfailure

[dangopango00]

ABYSS RAZOR CRUSH HCS BC IF I DONT GET SOME CONTENT I WILL DIE

Abyss Razor x gn reader

Prompt: yall r madly in love he has a crush on youuu (boyfail situationship hcs more like tbh)

A/N: sorry if this is rambly i cant live like this i keep rereading the same 4 or 5 posts over and over again ive been waiting for like a year and im getting teased with the tip PLEASEEE WRITE HIM 😭😭🤞 i cant ever escape the ‘nobodys fave but mine’ curse help

Ily losermen

Ily high ponytail men

Ily abyss razor

more utc

- Im gonna jump he is so kewt. Idek what to say im just ill

- You’d probably often compliment his eyes and you have this image that hes so calm and collected— which he is! But! Not with you! So every conversation with you is him just fighting for his life trying to look cool and not implode at the same time

- ^^^ THIS is one thing. But what really gets him falling for you is when you get a bit closer and have a talk with him, telling him in no uncertain terms that he’ll always have someone to return to if others are cruel because you won’t be leaving him

- Gives you things VERY often, usually little things because hed die if he had to directly give you a gift and then have to explain why, so he shows his affection in little ways like letting you have his best pencils and pens if you need it (lets you keep it too)

- oh he absolutely loses it if he sees you continue to use his pen hes so touched that you’re taking good care of what he gives you it shows that it means a lot to you and that he means a lot to you

- The only actual gift he gives you during this stage are things he has an excuse for like origami (idk why but i feel like he makes cool ass origami) he can just say he made too many so hes giving them away yet you and maybe Abel are the only ones who received some…

- He wants so badly to be useful to you he gets so flustered and happy just hearing you say thanks when he answers your question about the assignment or when he lends you his materials

- Immediately stiffens when you make any sort of contact. Dont stop though, he can count the times hes been hugged on one hand

- Speaking of his touch starvation, he’d let you play with his hair and looks forward to it tbh he’d just rather not initiate anything it’s too much for his heart

- If you have him take down his hair and play with it (like braid it or try different hairstyles) he’d feel so content; ofc he’s nervous but at the same time he just feels so at peace as if it’s only you two in the world and all the people who have ever wronged him never existed in the first place

- He’s a little bit delulu, i fear

- He gets so nervous texting and calling you bc what if you tell him ily. No that could never happen. Wait but what if it did— do you see his dilemma?

- He’s a chronic overthinker and in a way its a bit sweet because he used to worry about you randomly saying you didn’t want to be friends with him but now he wouldn’t even consider that possibility; it just no longer enters his mind

- He’d also find himself drifting off, losing himself in thought and end up daydreaming about if you two were in a relationship

- It’s very innocent, it’s just you two being cute and going places together while holding hands and such until it drifts even further to imagining you two kissing

- His face is on fire and he has to stop thinking NOW but hes in too deep hes imagining kissing ice cream off the side of your mouth and other cliches like that it’s so over

- Abel wondering wth is wrong with his right hand; all he said was that he was going to make mother happy by doing his homework today meanwhile Abyss can no longer be normal

- The kissing is just his guilty pleasure but Abyss constantly imagines holding hands with you like if you walk too close to him his hands will get clammy and his fingertips will get cold because he wants to hold your hand but is scared to initiate it

- God forbid you actually hold his hand even for a second while he’s having his entire internal monologue. He will die. You killed him. How could you?

- He won’t let go though like. Ever . Handholding is his favorite thing 5ever and as soon as he gets a taste he’s hooked

- He likes handholding so much that if you held his hand enough times then one time he’d accidentally grab your hand and initiate for once (immediately gets flustered after but it counts)

- Really really REALLY likes when u trace over his magic lines. Ruins his life everytime and he just melts in your touch; subconsciously leans in and his face softens and EVERYTHING

- Ok i wasn’t gonna say it bc itd probably involve sm sneaking but: Sleepovers. IM JUST SAYING 🤞🤞🤞 I feel like this is where most of the softer moments happen tbh like your roommate being out and you two have a sleepover

- I think this is where the playing with his hair and tracing the lines on his face would happen if not this then when you’re bored in class

- Not a fan of PDA even if ur not dating so he does play with your hair but usually during the sleepovers if you’ll allow him (not quite trying new hairstyles like you do but letting it fall through his fingers, running his hands through it or just rubbing the ends with his fingers to feel how soft it is)

- If you are bald he would slightly hold the back of your head and rub your temples with his thumb to help you relax

- Idk ik i just went on about how hes a loser but I feel like when it comes to affection relating to hair or like anything not affectionate in a cliche sense he doesn’t really pay attention and does it without thinking; only realizes its too affectionate if you point it out (please do not, he feels very comfortable right now. He will stop and never do it again if you point it out)

- You have a lot of deep talks and give him encouraging words during sleepovers tbh it just gives you both time to just… enjoy each other uninterrupted

- Sometimes instinctually distances himself from you because you make his heart do somersaults and his head feels like it’ll explode around you though he doesn’t last long, he needs you with him everyday atp 😭

- Although the above is true, sometimes he gets clingy ish (just by your side all the time) and protective over you even knowing you aren’t his

A/N: a ridonkulous amount of these r based on things ive done erm. Ok. Ig next thing i should write is him with an equally loser gf i def fit the bill LOL

#abyss razor x reader #abyss razor #mashle #mashle x reader #mashle x you #abyss razor x you #mashle magic and muscles #pathetic loser #loserman x reader #boyfailure #ILY ABYSS #Why do i got a thing for men w two seconds of screentime #cutie patootie

[lilliblum]

It is at this moment they knew

。

。

。

They fucked up

#oc #oc x canon #myoc #resident evil #re2 remake #resident evil 2 #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy fanart #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x oc #mr x #mr x resident evil #girlfailure #boyfailure

[ultimatesoupdemon]

subtitle narrator :0

lil man. hes such a failure. i love him so much

#the stanley parable #stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp #the narrator #tspud #narrator tsp #tspud narrator #stanley parable narrator #the stanley parable narrator #narrator design #silly #boyfailure #i want to throw him at a wall

[e40536]

who the fuck is Matthew Patel

#art #creations #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #spto fanart #matthew patel #boyfailure #I hate him #I don’t think about him regularly

[averagedialtowner]

He’s mediocre, at best! I couldn’t get this to look how I wanted, but it’s good enough, alright? Alright. Time taken : 1h 19m

#dialtown #dialtown phone dating sim #dialtown randy #randy dialtown #randy jade #Randal Valentine Jade #boyfailure

[cas-dyke]

i’m loving how close to equal we got with this one. boyfailures unite

#spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #castiel supernatural #dean supernatural #cas #sam winchester #sam supernatural #jack kline #jack supernatural #boyfailure

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Gay Mad Scientist Villain: "So, did it hurt?"

Superhero: "No. I'm indestructible."

Gay Mad Scientist Villain: "When you fell from heaven!"

Superhero: "Well, my entire species had just died when I first came to earth, so when I fell from the sky it did hurt emotionally, yes."

Gay Mad Scientist Villain: "L-let's start over"

#boyfailure #mad scientist #hero x villain #villain x hero #gay #gay science

[viridi0n]

doodle of a ss i took teehee

i threw a stinkbomb on trent after that <3

#bully game #bully scholarship edition #canis canem edit #bully se #bully cce #pete kowalski #trent northwick #halloween #boyfailure

[charlotttte-427]

My obsessive ass could not pass the Bechdel Test. I'm always talking about my favourite boyfail and hyping him up for everyone I meet.

This applies to both my boyfriend and Harrier Du Bois, btw.

#disco elysium #harrier du bois #boyfailure #boyfriend #transhet #bechdel test

[sleepytownez]

Congratulations! You’re Traumatized! ☆

#really wanna know what happens to him in season 2 #I unfortunately like this series #sigh #boyfailure #nicky roth #hello neighbor #hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks #how to tag this series help #he got fucked up I need to know how #I will be staying out of this fandom besides art because every account I’ve checked has me in their DNI I can’t win here #sad #this was a very quick sketch it’s not very good sorry #hello neighbor: welcome to raven brooks

[birchboom]

Bugsy but he’s actually a failed magician .

Still a jerk but now he decks you with cards.

#epithet erased #bugsy pugsler #ee Bugsy #boyfailure #Weaponised parlour tricks #I got reminded of this line because I rewatched ep 6 #magician #my art #we need more bugsy content pleeesseee 🥺

[winters0689]

Look at him, he’s just a little guy! I want to poke holes into a box and keep him in it, I want to put him underneath a magnifying glass and look at him, I want to store him in my pocket, I want to throw him against the wall aggressively, I want to give him a hug and a warm blanket, I love him.

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #he’s so babygirl #boyfailure #he’s so silly (he has scary reality bending abilities) #he’s a wet sopping cat #i love him #aw2

[boodlesodoodles]

Help, he's in my brain now!

#a date with death #babygirl #boyfailure #give me him #let me drown him in my smooches #edit #picmix #glitter text