#but 1k is still a lot !!

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

#we live in california and even here that's a lot of hamburger #do kids these days still know the old signal for #roll down the window #? #do they still use it? #it does have the advantage of being distinctive #in a way that holding down an imaginary button does not #toasty life #the value of a hamburger #memes #it's one banana michael #op #50 #100 #500 #1K #5K #10K

[timeskip]

This is maybe a bit of a petty complaint since I don't think that anime adaptations HAVE to adapt the source manga without cutting things out, but I do think the Dungeon Meshi anime is worse for the fact that this particular conversation isn't there:

This chapter is the final chapter before the one where the red dragon appears. In addition to adding to the mounting dread about what Falin's fate is, it also gives context as for WHY Falin's body being found completely digested (excluding the bones) is so bad. I saw someone (and my brother said something similar while we were watching episode 11) be confused on why Falin's skull is so shocking, since the rules of revivals haven't been laid out as well as in the manga

#my brother was MOSTLY joking when he said it would be fine and they'd just bring her back #but i do think that the manga giving more context on why they need her as whole as possible is important #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #<- i feel like that tag will exclude a lot of anime onlies from seeing this post but. anime spoilers are still spoilers #1k

[buckleysevan]

THE X-FILES (1993-2018) | 4.20 'Small Potatoes' / 5.10 'Chinga'

#gifs* #1k #2k #the x files #txfedit #msr #fox mulder #dana scully #gillian anderson #david duchovny #scifigifs #userrin #tuserheidi #singinprincess #userhella #userraffa #tuserjen #underbetelgeuse #usertiny #userhavva #userveronika #this idea has been in my notes for a while... #i finally dared to make it lmaoo #i'm still not sure if it was a good idea to make a parallel this way #but the 510 scene has a lot of text and wouldnt have fit if i went with side by side scenes #anywayyyy #mulder loves when scully talks his way of nerdy #and i'm so living for it

[spoopup]

howl's moving castle x klapolly because i cant stop thinking about it!!!!

#klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #klavier x apollo #ace attorney #my art #fanart #howl's moving castle #idk how to caption art #AAHHHH #i love all the hmc x klapolly art i think about them a lot. soo normal about it #the last 2 are messier cuz im tired but if i clean them up ill relplace them. if i can even do that idk how tumble works still #ghibli #1K THANK U🥹

[atroquinine-my-love]

this is how it went right?? 🧳

#asoryuu #ryunosuke naruhodo #kazuma asogi #the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #ryuunosuke naruhodou #kazuma asougi #from back when i was first playing dgs1-2 #lots of stuff I would change if I did it now but I still like it enough :-) #art #1k #2k

[soggyrainpuddles]

I just watched the Nimona movie and I absolutely love how they included the monopoly-like game between Nimona and Ballister

Gotta be one of my favorite scenes

(Update: THE ASEXUAL FLAG IN THE BACKROUND)

#its so cute omg #nimona #seven rambles #though a lot of the comic didn't make it into the movie it was still great #1k

[accidentalautomaton]

this is kind of old but i have so many drawings of this fucking Guy.

#tma #my art #tma gerry #gerry delano #gerry keay #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #digital art #i was experimenting w coloring a lot and like. changing my style #i still like it but there are def things i would change now #when i say old i mean like a month ago. um #1k #2k

[yangjeongin]

HYUNLIX for @leenope 💓

#hwang hyunjin #lee felix #hyunjin #felix #stray kids #bystay #createskz #a9gifs #malegroupsnet #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*felix #*carly:hyunjin #*carly:felix #hi kat i hope if you wake up to this today is better than yesterday was :(( #and if you're still awake that!! this makes a bad day a little better <3 i hope u like it hehe #hurt myself deeply making this. in a good way tho i had a lot of fun and i love them :( #thankfully i had a bunch of leftover timestamps from hyunjin's bday set when i went through 1k+ videos asldkfjasdjglsd

[a-mongooose]

okay i pull up (at a reasonable hour) hope you enjoy my absolutely garbage (god tier) shitposting. ! there will probably be more    ! :) also im so sorry that Lord and Savior Wally Franks isnt in this post, i promise im drawing stuff for him . Hes the best one, after all.  in the meantime, though, enjoy my silly designs of the characters! yipee!!! 

#bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #batim #batim boris #joey batim #allison batim #sammy lawrence #YALL. #THE LAST POST GOT 1K NOTES????? THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT IS UNREAL?????????? #SERIOUSLY MEANS SO MUCH AGH #<333333333333333333333333333333 #GUH!!!1 okay #i said id do some of the JDS crew designs so here they are...in shitpost form #:p #because its what i do best #they were a lot funnier in my head tbh #maybe theyre still funny idk i just work here #ill try to prevent the tags from going off the deep end this time <3 just 4 u

[daffi-990]

Seven(ish) Sentence Sunday

Tagged by the ever wonderful and talented @diazsdimples

I spent the morning skimming through the end half of 3x02 Sink or Swim and tip tap typing away at Chapter Eight of Rival Firefighters 🚒. Excited that I’m up to the tsunami, but also a bit overwhelmed for what I have to write for this chapter because I really want my vision to translate properly to paper (or well, screen in this case. Or word document? Idk but y’all know what I mean ). I’ll just keep typing away and hopefully it’ll all come together and if not … well that’s what editing is for 😅.

Prev snippet here.

Eddie had no idea what to expect as the 118 drove towards the scene of the tsunami.

Being a firefighter he’d seen his fair share of disasters, but as they arrived on scene, his heart sank at the sight of the destruction.

The ocean had swallowed up the once bustling city of Los Angeles, leaving behind only ruin and sorrow in its wake. The streets were flooded, people desperately searching amidst the water and debris for their loved ones. The smell of saltwater lingered in the air and if you closed your eyes, for a moment you could almost pretend you were at the beach, until the anguished cries of the people of Los Angeles echoed around you.

Eddie and the rest of the 118 unload from the engine and make their way into the flooded city in rescue zodiac boats. Bobby and Eddie ride together in one boat with Anderson, Stover and Campbell, Hen and Chim with Smith, Calley and Rosen in the other.

As they move through the flooded streets, they check every single body they come across and tag them so that another team can come through and collect them, ensuring the bodies make it back to their loved ones. Every tag they leave weighs heavily on them, but they can’t let the weight drag them down. People are depending on them. They have to keep moving forward.

No pressure tagging: @thewolvesof1998 @spotsandsocks @hippolotamus @athenagranted @exhuastedpigeon @puppyboybuckley @wikiangela @wildlife4life @watchyourbuck @elvensorceress @eddiebabygirldiaz @evanbegins @rainbow-nerdss @rewritetheending @the-likesofus @try-set-me-on-fire @theotherbuckley @tizniz @prettyboybuckley @princessfbi @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @sibylsleaves @spagheddiediaz @devirnis @disasterbuckdiaz @fiona-fififi @fortheloveofbuddie @giddyupbuck @honestlydarkprincess @homerforsure @hoodie-buck @jeeyuns @jesuisici33 @steadfastsaturnsrings @king-buckley @lover-of-mine @ladydorian05 @loserdiaz @captain-hen @bekkachaos @nmcggg @monsterrae1 @malewifediaz and as always, anyone else who wants to share something -> consider this your official tag ❤️

#daffi writes #fic: stuck now so long we just got the start wrong #rival firefighters fic #tsunami arc is here and I am nervous haha #I was relieved Buck’s chapter didn’t have a lot of the tsunami in it .. just the last 1K or so words #up until he … ��� whoop no spoilers from me hahaha #but then I remembered I still had Eddie’s chapter to go 😂😭 #buddie wip #buddie #i kind of wanted to be finished and posting the first chapter before season 7 starts #because I am scared once the show is back people won’t be as interested in fic for some reason haha #but I don’t see me finishing it before then #so I’m just going slow and steady cos there’s no deadline. no rush

[strawberridipped]

Anyway since Tumblr was misogynist and deleted my 900 note hypno comic here is a link so you can still see it on Twitter at least

(image preview so u remember what it looks like)

#nsft art #wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #hypno art #hypnosis #u can rb this but dont feel obligated to! it's mostly for the ppl who already liked it #i will appreciate it tho bc the first one did reach a lot of people and they liked it and that made me happy #also look at the notes on twitter VS it having had almost 1k on here... this is why tumblr is my true home #even when they nerf me ill still like it here better

[fitzrove]

todolf iceberg

#XDD #not quite universal but do replace some specific experiences with your own variants if needed:) #my biggest todolf flexes are 1) director of brussels asking me what i thought of the todolf portrayal specifically 2) writing my [redacted] #3) famous people seeing my edited 2022 mayerling kiss video 4) my thinly veiled todolf video essay having 23k views and 1k+ likes... #musicals #theatre #meme #but yeah like. even if you don't have the money or opportunity to travel for todolf purposes you're still potentially crazy (affectionate) #which is why i didnt put a lot of expensive stuff like travel or seeing shows live in the chart #OH also to add to my flexes: writing a 20k todolf fan fiction story (really normal) and many smaller ones

[tali-zorahs]

he [redacted] that old man

#critical role #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #shadowgast #my art #thank you liam for creating caleb but you are wrong #they grow old together and everyone comments on what a cradle robber caleb is #also in case anyone wondered about the essek color scheme #that sweater is definitely stolen from caleb #really hope tumblr isn't still doing that thing where it hides your post if you make a lot of posts with the same tag #bc my luck is probably wearing thin if so #1k

[gigamuffin]

[The Villains] [Landlubbers] [Media links]

You may recognize the name Kaptein Sabeltann in some of my posts and may have wondered "Hey who is that totally sick and awesome pirate?" Well here's a (mostly objective and unbiased) introduction to our main crew!

Kaptein Sabeltann (Captain Sabertooth) himself is the most feared and revered pirate of the seven seas and the self-proclaimed king of the sea. He is known for his love of gold and the ability to literally smell it + the catchphrase of the show "Hiv o' Hoi". He is a stubborn, decisive pirate who expects everything to follow his way. There is a rumour that Kaptein Sabeltann has sailed the seven seas for a hundred years, but this is often dismissed as scared landlubber tales.

Kaptein Sabeltann sails onboard Den sorte dame (the dark lady) with his crew: Langemann, Pelle, Pysa, Benjamin, Skalken and a young cabin boy Pinky. They reside in a port called Abra Havn, hidden away on an island surrounded by fog and through a narrow passageway only Langemann knows how to get Den sorte dame through. This place is called “Det usynlige land" (the invisible land)

Den sorte dame (the dark lady). Fun fact her skull actually opens and closes it's mouth, and if you don't think that's cool you're not real. They sail her around for the show at night and in the daytime, she is free to ride in the park itself!

Let's talk about Kaptein Sabeltann's first mate and right-hand man: Langemann (Longfinger) (pictured on the left). He is Kaptein Sabeltann's most trusted man and helps keep the crew and sometimes the captain himself in check. He is the only other person with free access to Kaptein Sabeltann's castle. Langemann is known as "Sabeltann's shadow" because "Where Langemann is Kaptein Sabeltann is close by."

Langemann is very serious about his job and makes sure the usually incompetent crew actually does their duty. But off duty, he knows how to joke, flirt, sing and just be an average guy, which is something he uses to his advantage to spy on landlubbers (one of his main jobs is to fool them for information on treasures). Langemann is Pinky's father figure, and behaves very much like dad in general.

And this is Pinky (Tiny, pretend his english name isn’t real), he's technically our main protagonist and has the overarching plot of the show. Pinky was found on a shipwreck as a baby by Kaptein Sabeltann and his crew (but mostly by Langemann). He grew up in Abra Havn amongst pirates and dreamed of becoming the world's youngest pirate, which is something Kaptein Sabeltann scoffs at. Kaptein Sabeltann only sees Pinky as "the kid that Langemann picked up in that shipwreck" and doesn't take his wishes to become a "real pirate" seriously at all. Langemann on the other hand does try to encourage him to become a pirate someday. He is currently 11 years old in canon. After he realizes he doesn't want to be a pirate anymore he dreams of finding his biological dad, Morgan, instead. This is his overarching plot of the show.

Langemann used to be close friends with Pinky's biological dad Morgan and raises Pinky assuming Morgan is dead. Pinky lives at Langemann's house and often follows him around when he's in Abra Havn. Pinky looks up to both Langemann and Kaptein Sabeltann a lot growing up. Pinky is valued for his ability to read but other than that he is just a cabin boy in Kaptein Sabeltann's eyes.

Now we can move on to the other crew members.

Pelle and Pysa (Wally and Wimp) are twin brothers and huge mama's boys. They can't read, write or count, which is often the butt of some joke. Pelle (Wally) sees himself as the "older brother" of the two, despite being only a few minutes older. He is often very bossy and mean to his brother Pysa. Pysa (Wimp) as his name implies is more of a coward. Other than that they are very similar. They are the stereotypical stooges, comedic reliefs, and love food, especially their mother's cooking. They are always bickering and even have a whole song dedicated to just that.

This is Benjamin (no yeah he's Benjamin in english too we're blessed), he is lazy first and foremost, and boisterous. He usually tricks Pelle and Pysa into doing his job for him. Despite doing very little he often brags about being one of Kaptein Sabeltann's most famous and talented crew members. He often twists words or cracks jokes (often referencing things from modern day, aimed at the adults in the audience) that annoys Kaptein Sabeltann and the crew. He very much prioritizes fun and jokes over doing his job and being serious. If Pelle and Pysa are the physical comedy he is the verbal comedy. Benjamin also has the best eyesight of the crew and is often stationed at the crow's nest.

Finally there is Skalken (Tully, his name actually translates to crust)...... Skalken is the ship's cook, and just by looking at him you can guess he isn't very good at it. Skalken only cooks food that makes the rest of the crew squeamish. He is often on the hunt for rats and cockroaches to put in his "famous" rat soup. According to him, rats and cockroaches are nutritious meals and a necessity to pirates. Despite everyone verbally and physically hating his cooking he just laughs and goes on believing he is a first class gourmet chef. He is our gross-out humour guy. Skalken, like Benjamin, often makes jokes that go over kids' heads, only Skalken has the ability to break the 4th wall.

And that's the main crew of Den sorte dame! I plan on writing another post for the villains, the side characters and the shows themselves in the near future. I will also have a short post with links to some of the media up soon. See you then!

#kaptein sabeltann #its just short of 1K words #and it used to be more than 1000 words trust me i this is the cut down version #and i have still more to write about kaptein sabeltann. so you reading liking maybe even reblogging this means a lot<3 #look a talking muffin

[boundbysand]

‘Being red heightened Scar's senses in a way he never would've thought possible. If he focuses hard enough, he can almost feel the beating of Grian's heart, he can almost see the vein of his pulse protruding from his neck. It was beautiful and tempting and horrifying. Scar finally manages to pull his eyes away from Grian when he gets the sudden urge to rip it out with his teeth.’

another wip paragraph

#i have not been able to write a lot recently but i am still very consumed by this drabble #i say drabble when it is. almost at 1k and just starting. whoops #anyways brain fog is consuming all of my writing energy but i will get back to this One Day #scarian #castor.exe #my fics

[haliaiii]

Thanks for 1k followers omg??? I didn’t even notice lmao 😭😭 thanks a lot !! <33

#kinda jumpscared me tho #I was checking my drafts and found out 💀 #Maybe I should take a page out of tumblr user lotus pear and do a dtiys when i hit 5k someday lol #I did one on instagram long time back lol #I keep calling you tumblr user lotus pear bc it feels weird to call you lotus btw since i know u irl 😭 #anyway thanks a lot omg 🥲 #first milestone I’m pretty sure #I don’t think tumblr really cares much abt follower stuff so that’s why I like it #but 1k is still a lot !! #esp since I mostly do original art