Dream SMP Recap (March 1/2021) - Breaking Point
Sam has been unable to find a cause for the security breach, leaving Tommy trapped. A heated argument in the cell escalates to a horrifying end.
As the rest of server mourns, the Eggpire celebrates. With their biggest obstacle in the way of their objective gone, it’s time for the next step.
It’s the start of the Final Stage.
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VOD LINKS:
HBomb94
Ponk
Tommy
Tubbo
Ranboo
Jack Manifold
Connor
Badboyhalo
Captain Puffy
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- HBomb hosts Foolish and Jack Manifold’s episode of L’Cast!
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The Prison Stream
(This portion of the recap will be more detailed than normal since it’s one long conversation and there are many important lines here, including a couple that were hard to hear during the stream)
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- Tommy’s stream starts with him making sounds and singing “Roadtrip.” Dream tells him to stop, he’s trying to write a book.
Tommy: “What are you writing, Dream? What are you writing?”
Dream: “None of your business.”
- There’s a little gray and white cat sat on the chest. Tommy says it’s annoying.
Dream: “No he’s not...he’s actually the best thing that’s happened to us.”
Tommy: (Trying to lead the cat away) “Come with me, come with me...you know what I named him, don’t you? Pussboy, Pussboy!”
- The cat returns to its spot on the chest
Tommy: “Oh, Pussboy, you are so ugly.”
Dream: “C’mon, you’re being mean!”
(Tommy punches the cat)
Dream: “Tommy! Stop!”
- Tommy starts singing “Roadtrip” in autotune. Dream tells Tommy that if he can be quiet, he’ll give Tommy more potatoes.
Dream: “I think that...the cat is the best thing that’s happened to us.”
- Sam joins the call to say hello and ask how it’s been going. He’s come to drop more food into the cell. Tommy also picks up a new clock.
- Tommy asks to be let out, but Sam says he still hasn’t found out what the security issue is. Dream asks how long Tommy will be in here for. Potentially for a while, but not forever.
- Tommy protests about how bad the prison has been. He threatens to get lawyers on Sam, he knows Big Law.
Tommy: "Sam...you know I don’t deal very well in...close quarters situations for a long time, Sam. Sam, you remember when you visited me in exile, Sam? Alright, this is worse than that, Sam...let me out. I don’t like this. Let. Me. Out. Sam.”
- Sam insists he’s doing the best he can and leaves.
- Dream tries to say that it’s not that bad. He’s been in there for a long time, but now it’s better! Tommy writes a book to Dream, signs it and throws it to him.
Dream: “I have company. I have a cat -- I mean, technically it’s not my cat, technically it’s your cat, but still! It’s just as good, keeps me company when I write and everything, we talk sometimes -- ‘cause you’re annoying a lot of the time--”
- Dream throws away the clock in the lava, saying they don’t need it. Tommy punches the cat again.
Dream: “Tommy, hear me out, hear me out...what if...we get out together, okay?”
- Tommy is not a fan of the idea, Dream shouldn’t be let out too. He goes over to the cat and shouts at it for being in his spot. He punches Pussboy twice.
Dream: “Tommy...TOMMY, STOP!”
Tommy: “Excuse me! Come this way, come this way, excuse me Dream I’m trying to right-click Pussboy--”
(Dream moves to get in front of the cat)
Dream: “Tommy.”
Tommy: “Come here, come here! Do you like this cat, Dream?”
Dream: “Yes, I do.”
Tommy: “Why?”
Dream: “Because he -- Tommy, he keeps me company --”
(Tommy punches Pussboy again and leads him towards the lava)
Tommy: “Pussboy, this way. Pussboy, this way. Let me show you the light--”
Dream: “He’s probably low, he’s probably low!”
Tommy: “Oh what, you love him? Do you love him? Do you love him?”
Dream: “Yes, I do...Tommy, he’s made things better in here -- okay listen! When you leave, can you sit him down and leave him here?”
(Tommy goes over and punches Pussboy again. He tries to lead Pussboy away again, but when the cat doesn’t come he punches Pussboy twice more, killing him)
Tommy: “Yeah. And that’s what happens when you love something, bitch.”
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Tommy: “See, now when I leave, when I leave, you’ll have nothing! ‘Cause you are lonely, and you’re m-m-manipulative, you’re a fuckin’ twat, and I mean that.”
Dream: “Tommy...I’m gonna get out! And you just motivated me -- you motivated me all the time, you just -- that was hope, right? The cat was hope -- the cat was hope that I could live a nice life in here--”
Tommy: “And now it’s dead, now it’s dead.”
- Dream insists that he’ll get out, and when he does, he’ll get his revenge on everyone who wronged him. Tommy asks if he’d kill Tubbo.
- The subject goes back to Dream’s plan of escape.
Dream: “I have a plan. And the thing is, Awesamdude’s never gonna believe you that I have a plan because he thinks it’s unbreakable, unescapable--”
“I have a plan. And you know, there’s a certain someone who owes me a favor, but -- that might be a part of it, but...I do have a plan.”
- They argue about the conditions of the prison again.
Dream: “I’ve been in here a for hundred times longer than you, and you sit there trying to tell me that it’s so horrible, that it’s so bad -- yeah, it was! But guess what, we have each other to talk to, and we had a cat until you fucking killed it!”
Tommy: “Dream...Dream, and listen to this -- fucking engrave this on you, write this into your arms, Dream...You don’t have me. You’ll never have me. We don’t have each other, alright? I am me, and you are this fuckin’ loser who goes around manipulating people, lying to get what he wants. You are a fuckin’ no one, man, alright? And when I’m going to leave here, you’re not! You might have a favor -- you think, who is it, Technoblade’s gonna be able to come in here to let you out -- Technoblade, he doesn’t like governments, but he likes self gain! You think he wants to piss off the owner of the most POWERFUL building on the entire server, just so that he can get a video that BARELY scrapes the five million view mark -- NO, Dream, alright? You’re a fuckin’ asshole, you’re deluded, you’re delusional, and I fuckin’ hate you.”
Dream: “Okay...yeah, but I have something Techno would want, so...it means knowledge, alright?”
- Dream says that even when he’s in here, he’s more powerful than Tommy outside. Tommy replies that if he wanted to, he could kill Dream right now. The only reason he doesn’t is because they need the revive book.
- Dream says that he will never use the revive book to help Tommy or his friends. Ever.
Dream: “So kill me. Go ahead, come on.”
- When if Tubbo dies, Dream says, they’ll come begging for Tubbo to be revived, and Dream will ask to be let out.
- Tommy then says that this isn’t worse than exile, because in exile, Tommy thought Dream had all the power, and Tommy knows something...he thinks the revive book isn’t real. Jschlatt was just a drunk, why would he have this book?
Dream: “Jschlatt gave me the book -- why else would I switch to Jschlatt’s side?!”
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“I’m not lying! Jschlatt gave me a revive book after...before he died....because...he said--” (he cuts off here)
- Dream asks why he would be lying about that.
Tommy: “You’re a liar! You’re a liar, and really, through your Netherite armor and skin, I look at you and you know what I see? I see a sad little man who’s insecure about the fact that this server has gotten so far ahead of him that his only little glimpse of power in this world is gone. And I see an insecure, sad little man. So fuck off. You stupid green lad.”
Dream: “Your life...is literally in my hands. Does that piss you off? Does that make you mad? Does that make you so mad that I -- if you kill me -- I MIGHT AS WELL BE A GOD, TOMMY! YOU CAN’T KILL ME, AND I CAN KILL YOU! So what does it mean, that you can’t kill me because of the revive book -- what does that mean? If you can’t kill me, does that make me some kind of god?”
Tommy: “No Dream. I could kill you right now. If I wanted to.”
Dream: “Okay. But you won’t. But you won’t! I could kill you if I wanted to! I could kill you right now, actually.”
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Tommy: “I don’t think this revive book is real. Schlatt? He’s fuckin’ dead. I’ve seen his grave! His grave is real, his corpse is there!”
Dream: “Okay...Why don’t you go see him then?”
Tommy: “NO -- stop it stop it stop it st--”
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CANON DEATH: TOMMY
Cause: Punched to death
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End of stream.
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- Tubbo, Ranboo and Jack see Tommy’s death message in game chat.
- They go to the prison and Sam is there to tell them what happened. Sam couldn’t get there in time. He didn’t think Dream would actually kill him. They’re all in shock.
- Tubbo and Ranboo think Tommy will be back. There’s no way he’s actually dead, right?
- Jack Manifold is in celebration. He got what he wanted! He thought Dream would want Tommy alive, and killing Tommy himself would be an extra jab in the chest for Dream, but apparently not? And now he has a hotel!
- He decides to check on Tubbo and makes sure he’s okay.
- Jack walks down to the shore and looks up at the prison, and...it hits him. He’s spent months plotting to kill Tommy. Jack realizes his victory feels hollow. Even now, Tommy and Dream have managed to take away this from him.
- Of Ze Haus, he says that this place no longer means anything to him. He gets a flint and steel and sets it alight, watching it burn.
- He passes by Tommy’s house and finds Ranboo planting red and white flowers outside.
- Jack switches into his L’manburg uniform and walks along the Prime Path.
Jack: “I remember the day I joined the server. The day after the first war. L’manburg was still a big hole, and we built it up. And Tommy invited me to join. And I betrayed him (laughs), so really this has all come full circle.”
“Maybe I was always really just upset because I always felt like he cared more about the discs than...anyone. And I guess I just enjoyed it when we were friends...and...I’ve not really had any friends...since...then, really. Never really wanted any.”
- Jack later speaks with Foolish and tells him that Tommy’s never coming back from prison. Foolish didn’t know him too well, but he’s still a bit sad. When anyone passes, it’s sad.
- Jack heads back out into the wilderness, wandering to the beach area at the edge of the forest where Quackity had his argument with Badboyhalo a while back. There’s something just beyond the hill.
- Quackity meets him there and escorts him back home, telling him he was heading too close to something, could have gotten “a nice view of it.”
- He’s been thinking of writing up a draft of their contract. He also sees the new McPuffy’s.
- Jack tells Quackity that Tommy’s not in the prison anymore. Quackity says they need to talk to him and make sure Jack keeps his hotel. As the rain pours, Jack tells him. Tommy didn’t make it.
- Quackity and Jack have a moment in front of Tommy’s house. Though upset, Quackity says it’s time to get back to work.
Quackity: “Jack...don’t let this affect business. The train doesn’t stop.”
Jack: “No, it only goes faster.”
- Jack also speaks with Antfrost. Antfrost gives his condolences, and says he’ll put together a celebration “of life.”
Ant: “Bad and Sam will be happy...to attend, of course!”
- Afterwards, Jack heads down into Karls nightclub and ends stream there.
- Connor speaks with Sam Nook at the hotel.
- Bad meets Ant at the Holy Land. Ant asks if the church would be a good place for a celebration. Ant sits Bad down to tell him. Bad is overjoyed.
- Bad says that now, they don’t even have to do any preparations:
They can move into the Final Stage.
- They get milk for the cake and decide to throw the party at Tommy’s house!
- They meet with Sam at the prison entrance. He sounds dejected.
Sam: “I didn’t think Dream would ever actually...try and kill him”
Bad: (laughs) “Is this the same Dream we’re talking about? It’s Dream, Sam.”
Sam: “I mean...Dream had...I thought I had...broken the will out of him, to do something like that. But he...he did.”
- He says they need to find out what it was -- he wandered around the prison several times and couldn’t find any sign that someone had done something.
- Ant and Bad try to reassure Sam that Tommy signed the waivers, he went to see Dream, and Sam shouldn’t blame himself. Sam doesn’t see it that way.
- They say they’ll talk to Sam later and leave the prison. They see Sam Nook at the hotel. Sam is excited about the new upgrades for the hotel! Tommy will be so excited to see them!
- They return to Tommy’s house and speak with Punz as they make a party floor and sing the Crab Rave song in dudududus.
- Meanwhile, Captain Puffy is grieving, feeling like she failed Tommy. As she logs on, Bad and Ant decide that Puffy might want to join them for the party!
- Punz meets them there, and they tell him that Tommy’s dead. Punz isn’t sure how he feels, it’s bittersweet.
- Puffy arrives and angrily tells them to leave. What’s wrong with them?!
- The Eggpire sees Sam Nook at the hotel and goes up the floors to find a place to party. Puffy comes up and tells them to find another place to party. They argue again.
- Foolish arrives to visit his room in the hotel. Puffy leaves them. They quarrel about who has the room for the night.
- Puffy mines down the Eggpire’s meeting room. She’s noticed that being a hero hasn’t worked. Sparing people, being merciful, it hasn’t worked. She might need a change of perspective.
- The Eggpire decides to visit the Egg and break the news to it. They see the wreckage, but Puffy is in the Nether by the time they get there.
- Puffy visits Logsted.
- The Eggpire goes down to the Egg Room and finds the pathway blocked up with obsidian...is this why the Vines have been slower to grow lately?
- They break the barrier and find the Egg drenched in water. They wake up the Egg and it speaks.
“This world is mine. It belongs to me.”
“No no no, I know, but we’ve got something to tell you!”
“I see all...I...am...all...”
“Oh so you--”
“I know all.”
“You know then! Guess -- well, we’ll tell you anyway in case you don’t know -- but guess what? Tommy’s dead! Dream -- the green guy, you met him -- killed him in the prison! I guess Tommy got stuck there, and Dream killed him! Are you happy?"
“Feed me...I require nourishment.”
“No no no, don’t worry -- that’s coming soon! We’ll take care of that! We’re already gonna begin the preparations, right guys? Yeah, we’re gonna begin the preparations, and we’ll send out the invitations, we’ll let everyone know...and the final stage can commence! This is wonderful!”
- Once on the surface, Bad announces that with a little more preparation, they’ll all get exactly what they want. The final stage is about to commence.
The day of celebrations, the day they’ve been preparing for, the day the Egg has been preparing for, is about to happen...
- Bad goes down to the Egg Room one last time and stands at the Egg to give a final speech.
“Everything leading up to this point, EVERYTHING, all the way going back to the discovery of this...beautiful, luxurious Egg, okay...we had it all planned. As soon as we found it, we knew what was gonna happen. We knew the objective...”
“We may have forgotten what it was, forgotten the ultimate goal as soon as we boxed the Egg up in obsidian. But guess what -- that didn’t stop the Egg! Boxing it up only made it STRONGER, and LARGER, and more powerful! And the Egg’s been storing up that energy, okay? You may have been thinking the Vines have not been spreading...but that’s because we haven’t WANTED them to spread. We have been working, storing energy, storing power...in preparation for the final plan. The final objective. And there were only a couple people getting in the way. But guess what? One of the biggest obstacles -- Tommy -- is no longer in the way...now that he’s not in the way, we can commence with the final stage...the final party...before it all comes to a conclusion...”
“Brace yourselves...everybody on this server, prepare. Anyone who is anti-Egg...you guys better get ready, because we know who you are. And at the end of the day, the Egg is gonna be victorious. And there’s nothing ANYBODY can do to stop it.”
“Good luck.”
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Episode 2 Transcript: You Want Some White Meat?
[guitar music]
G: Hello! My name is Grey.
C: And my name is Crystal.
G: And this is Busty Asian Beauties, a Supernatural commentary podcast where I, someone who has seen the show several times-
C: and I, someone who only knows the show through social media, discuss every single episode of Supernatural from start to finish.
Also, we are both Asian.
G: We are both Asian.
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G: So for today's episode, we will be discussing season 1 episode 2.
C: So as a foreword on today's episode and why we're not saying the title: The creature in today's episode is sacred to Algonquian culture and was thoughtlessly stolen by the writers for a fun little monster of the week episode. Traditionally, saying the name is a bad omen, so we're going to avoid that. Moreover, since the writers are not Algonquian or Native, they had no business depicting this creature or having two white characters defeat it. Later in this episode, we do make fun of the creature as it appears in Supernatural, but to be clear, this is aimed at this particular depiction as created by the writers and prosthetics team; we're not mocking the sacred spirit as it exists in Algonquian tradition.
G: So, Crystal, our first time viewer, I'm assuming you don't know much about this episode.
C: Right, yeah, I do not. So, um, before watching the episode, here are the things that I know about it. I know that Sam at some point has a nightmare that involves going to Jess's grave, and second, I know that at the end, Dean is sitting somewhere looking very cute with, like, little bloody bandages on his face and, like, a cute girl kisses him on the cheek. These are the two things I know about the episode.
G: Let's start with the episode itself. So the "Then" sequence, right. It's one minute and 30 seconds long. It's actually much longer than I expected, like, I didn't anticipate it to be so long. But they did a good job of summarizing everything basically that has happened in episode one.
C: Right. And I guess like us, they focused on the character beats rather than really anything related to the case. It was very long, but I guess for a second episode then, they probably needed to remind everyone because these were not famous characters yet.
G: Yeah, exactly. And also like, the setup of the show back in the day where it wasn't, like, bingeable, so...
C: Right, yeah. It has been a week.
G: You have to do an every week thing. You really have to recap everything.
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G: We go to the "then" sequence. We start in Blackwater Ridge, Lost Creek, Colorado- wow! We hear growling in the woods, first and foremost. There's a creature growling and walking around and pacing. And then we go inside the tent. So there's a couple of kids playing with their DS's inside the tent which I find very relatable because I also was a DS kid. Were you not?
C: Not really, I think I was mostly just playing Webkinz on my PC.
G: Well, I was wondering during this time, like, because they've been there six days as was revealed later on when Tommy, uh, starts talking to his phone while recording a video for his sister. And they've- he says they've been there six days, and I was like, "Where do they charge like, their- their shit. Where did they charge it?"
C: That's a good point. They probably had like, portable chargers with them right because like-
G: Did those exist back in the day?
C: I don't know... I mean they mentioned that, what, Tommy had a satellite phone? I don't know what that means.
G: Yeah, the satellite phone is understandable.
C: Right. So like, I'm assuming they had, like, I don't know. They were probably very, like, stocked up on tech, so... So perhaps they- they had some kind of portable charger.
G: Did you recognize the guy playing the DS?
C: I did not. Was that like, a well-known actor?
G: He's from Glee. Like, he's the guy from Glee.
C: Oh, I was never a Glee kid.
G: I watched one episode of Glee, the very first episode. And I was so young and it was, like, the song sequence was about sex and I was like, okay I'm too young for this.
C: Aww.
G: So I just never watched any other episode.
C: I think baby Grey made a really good choice. From what I've heard, you dodged many a bullet.
G: Well, I didn't dodge the Supernatural bullet so... that's unfortunate.
C: That's true. And I dodged it and then went back and shot myself in the face with it on purpose.
G: One of the kids go out to pee.
C: Yep.
G: And then he gets taken by the creature.
C: Right.
G: And then we see the creature, like, creeping around the tent some more,
C: Right.
G: And then takes the second kid,
C: Yeah.
G: And then creeps around some more, and then takes the third kid. And then we get our intro screen.
C: Yeah. This scene has, you know, the very classic horror movie trope of the Black character dying first. Or I guess in this case, being taken first. And then we don't even see him in the mine later because I guess he's presumably already been eaten. And also his family isn't looking for him, and they don't need to inform his family at any point later in the show. It's "whatever, Tommy's good."
G: Literally the two kids were expendable.
C: Like their parents are, like, probably very upset right now, but I guess they do not matter.
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C: Next, we go to Sam's nightmare, but we don't know yet that it's a nightmare. He's at Jess's tombstone in a cemetery carrying some flowers. We find out that her middle name is Lee, which is very trans Jess vibes, I have to say. Sam cries a bit, very- very sad boy hours. And then he kneels down to set down the flowers, and then like, a hand reaches up through the grave, grabs him, there's some scream-y sound effect, and then he wakes up. Ooh, it was a nightmare.
G: He says "I should have protected you."
C: Right, yes.
G:He says, "I should have told you the truth," which, like, really shows us that his main feeling is regret. Over the sadness, over the, like, grief, I guess, it's the regret. It's what's killing him, basically.
C: Right. And yeah, the interesting thing is that "I should have protected you, I should have told you the truth," because I know like, what we learn later about the John-Dean-Sam relationship is that John was the one who tried to, I guess protect? Sam by keeping him from the truth, while like, Dean was, you know, the little soldier boy, etc. But I guess since Sam feels betrayed by not knowing the truth, he sees protection as telling the truth. So that's fun, I guess. And yet, he doesn't tell Amelia about monsters in season eight! So what gives, Sam?
G: [laughing] You're revealing to the audience how much you know about Supernatural right now. We're supposed to have a brand!
C: I only know things from social media, but I sure consumed a lot of social media.
G: So, we wake up, and- well, Sam wakes up in the Impala to "Hot Blooded" playing in the background, which I'm assuming you don't recognize.
C: No, I don't know any of the songs of the show.
G: And then Dean asks him if he has another nightmare, and then he asks Sam if he wants to drive. Which Sam goes like, "you've never asked me that," so which was kind of funny, and then-
C: Yeah, oh, siblings.
G: And then Dean reveals basically that they dug around in Stanford for a week, so it's been a week since the fire. And they didn't find anything, so now they're going to the coordinates that John gave them, which is where they're going now.
C: I wonder what the digging around Stanford was like. Like Sam presumably still had friends there-
G: Some classes, yeah.
C: And also what, like, did he pass a professor and was like, "Sorry for skipping the interview, but my girlfriend was being dead, so you know, you get it."
G: Dean would have looked so suspicious, right?
C: I think-
G: He would be like, prime suspect number one.
C: Perhaps.
G: Because he showed up, took Sam away, and then the building burned and then, like, once they got back.
C: Right! Exactly. Because it's like, maybe Dean knew that the building was going to burn and he got Sam out, like, while he was setting the trap or whatever. Yeah. But I guess, I guess like-
G: Crack police work! [laughter]
C: [laughs] "This is Sam and this is my brother who's emotionally supporting me through this time" probably worked as a story for enough people.
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C: They go to the ranger station of the Lost Creek, Colorado National Forest. They look at a few maps, they learn about the grizzly bears in the area, and then a ranger there asks them about things. Sam decides that they're environmental study majors from UC Boulder, very cute.
G: Dean says, “Recycle, man!” which is also very cute.
C: And then the ranger reveals that there's a girl named Haley who's been digging around, looking for her presumably missing brother, and they decide that they're going to take the permit that her brother filled out to go camping in the woods, and then go find her. And also, Dean seems to be interested in Haley in some way, despite only hearing one sentence about her.
G: He says, “That Haley girl is quite a pistol, huh.” Which made me so uncomfortable!
C: Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
G: “Quite a pistol”? What a turn of phrase.
C: I mean we know that Dean's into femdom or whatever [laughter] so like, go get her, Dean.
Sam accuses Dean of trying to hook up with Haley and seems to be very into going to find their dad, and like, I don't know, very single-minded focus on the mission. And Dean asks, “Since when are you all ‘shoot first, ask questions later’ anyway?” and Sam says, “Since now.” Dun-dun-dun!
G: Actually this reminded me of when I was first watching the show, because when I watched the show the first time i had no context at all.
C: Right, like you didn't know their regular personalities.
G: Also like, I wasn't on social media. So it wasn't like I had exposure on what they're like because I just genuinely just found Supernatural on a website.
C: Awww.
G: I didn't go on Tumblr and discover it or whatever. So like, absolutely no context, right? And I was like- this was the point in time where I was like- “Oh, I'm a Dean girl,” because I thought Sam was so annoying. Like, because he's so mopey. He's like, “I'm so sad, my girlfriend just died.”
C: His girlfriend just died!
G: I know, but like, I was annoyed because, you know, I'm watching the show to have fun. And if you're being a downer, I'm like “Oh, come on, dude… I'm watching the show to have fun!”
C: Blame Eric Kripke for his need to murder Jessicas, not Sam, my good boy Sam.
G: I know. Now I'm like, I guess I am looking for something more than just enjoyment when I'm watching the show because I'm attached to the characters now. So I am less inclined to be like, “Oh Sam, what a downer,” but that was, like, what I thought at first when I was first watching the show. That Sam was a downer, and therefore, I liked him less than I liked Dean.
C: Right. And it's interesting that they're starting the show on a point where it's like, Sam's not being himself, and Dean has to keep being like, “By the way, here’s exposition on what Sam's personality usually is like, but he's not doing that right now. Everyone, remember, this is what Sam is usually like! I hope you learned something today, kids, about these characters.”
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G: Anyway, we go to Haley's house. They introduced themselves, actually, as Sam and Dean. Which I was like, “oh! they don't use an alias?”
C: Yeah, they're not Freddie Mercury today.
G: They introduce themselves as rangers of the park service, and then like Haley is kind of, uh, set up as a character who's suspicious of them.
C: Yeah.
G: Like we can see instantly that she's smart, she's on her feet, she, like, knows how to navigate these things. Very, you know, like, very parental figure the way she interacts with her other siblings.
C: Yeah, she's the true eldest daughter syndrome.
G: And then, like, so Haley asks for an ID and Dean shows it, and we barely see it because it's, like, when he shows it, it's on the screen door so, like, we can't see it, which was a bummer because I wanted to see what their surname they used was and also Dean's pictures.
C: Oh the transcript says that, it says Samuel Cole on it. Which-
G: Oh. Cole.
C: But, you know, I guess it's smart that he picked one that says Samuel on it because- oh no, but he said, “I'm Dean.” He didn't say “We’re Sam and Dean,” so Haley's definitely like, “Why did you mix your name up with your brother’s? Your photo’s on this one and it says Samuel,'' but whatever.
G: And then like, Haley compliments the car before she lets them in.
C: Right, right. Because, you know, when one is terrified that your brother is dead one must flirt with Dean Winchester.
G: Dean turns around and mouths “Oh my…” at Sam. Which I was like… Come on dude! Come on!
C: Oh wait, are we continuing the Dean misogyny count? Because it was four last episode. Do we count this at all? Like I feel like “That Haley girl's a real pistol” plus this whole thing, is this like, at least half a Dean misogyny?
G: I think it counts as one.
C: All right yeah. So, yeah, so one more Dean misogyny, so we're at Dean - five.
G: So they go in, and they find out, you know, what happened, which was: Tommy was sending voice notes and emails until three days ago when it all just stopped.
C: Yeah.
G: And then Sam asks for the pictures that he sent, and Dean has an “I relate to you” moment with Haley, when Haley was like “It's just us, it's just me and my siblings. I can't- I have to make sure they're always safe,” and Dean was like, “You and I are the same.” [laughter]
C: Wow…
G: Wow!
C: Sam is also in that situation, but I guess- I guess this is a Deangirl episode so…
G: Yeah. I was just gonna say, this is a- The plot points that relate to the metaplot, to the big plot of the season are Sam-related. But the actual episode itself is Dean-heavy?
C: Yeah.
G: It really is about Dean.
C: At least Sam looks really good the whole episode, though. That was really nice of them to do.
G: Yeah but he looks so sad. He looks so mopey. And I'm not a fan. I must admit. I'm not a fan of mopey boys.
C: His little emo boy moments, with his little bangs, like, ough. What a lad.
G: Every time he does something I have to remind myself that, like, his girlfriend just died! He’s allowed to be like this.
C: He was going to marry her! Like, it's a big deal! And also, the same way his mom died like that's- that's very, very traumatic.
G: That's gotta be creepy, yeah.
C: Yeah. So now they go to a bar, and they're trying to figure out the case. Sam talks about a history of missing campers, every 23 years, like clockwork. And then he shows Dean the video of Tommy on his laptop, and it shows, like, a big hulking shadow passing behind him through the tent. Three frames only, which shows that it moves really, really quickly. And then they find that in the past, there was a survivor of one of these attacks- which have been usually attributed to grizzly bears. So they decide to go find the person who survived to see what they can tell them about the creature.
G: And then, next, they go to the Shaw house, which is, like, the guy who survived the apparent grizzly bear attacks. So they interviewed this guy, and then Mr. Shaw claims that no one believed him. And Sam was very- you know- very, like, “If we know, we'll be able to figure this out. So you should tell us.” Like, he's doing the sympathetic, or empathetic, I guess, bit. And it works! The man says that the creature basically moved too fast to see, which, when you watch the later part of the episode, is such a funny thing to look back on.
C: Right. Because it's just- it's chillin’. It's just lumbering.
G: He's literally just some big guy who's walking around really slowly.
C: With his little Gollum face.
G: Yeah. And he hid too well and unlocked the door by itself, so it can't be a bear because it did not smash open a window or anything, right. And then he shows Sam and Dean his scars.
C: So after that, they head out of the house. They sort of discuss what the monster could be. They're like “Oh, we can't let Hayley go out alone.” And then Dean says-
G: You forgot the corporeal part!
C: The what? Oh! The corporeal- yes. They do have a banter thing about "corporeal" as a word, I guess. I didn't think it was that important, but I guess it's like a nice sibling moment.
G: Yeah. Who hasn't been teased by their sibling for using a big word? But later on in the show, Dean also uses a big word, and I was like “Ooh… big word…” [laughter] He says "belligerent"? And I was like, “You were just making fun of Sam for saying corporeal and now you're saying shit like belligerent.”
C: I feel like belligerent was in one of my vocabulary works, like- sorry, vocabulary books when I was in, like, I don't know, middle or high school.
G: I have never encountered that word. I had to Google it.
C: So they discussed the whole thing. Dean says that they can't stop Haley because her brother is missing and she's not just gonna sit tight. And then we have, you know, the moment where Sam asks “Finding Dad's not enough? Now we gotta babysit too?” And Dean looks so upset.
G: It look- he looked- Actually, now that you say it like that, I'm like, “Oh, okay. That's why he's upset.”
C: Right.
G: Because, like, I thought he was just angry, because I wrote “He looks at Sam angrily.” But i didn't connect the dots that, like, that's basically what he had to do in his life, right?
G: Yeah, yeah. Like he had to-
C: - Babysit Sam while John left them alone in motel rooms.
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G: After this we go to the woods, and Roy and Haley are talking. Did you catch the name of the younger brother? Is it Josh?
C: Okay, for some reason I thought it was Connor. I feel like- I don't-
G: [laughs] It’s definitely not Connor.
C: But okay. The transcript says that it's Ben, so we just came up with two random white boy names and substituted them in. [laughter]
G: He looks like a Josh, so it's fine. Anyway, Ben. So they're talking about how- they're talking about how Ben shouldn't come but Haley insists that they should all stick together. And then Sam and Dean show up.
C: Oh for context, Roy is the guide that Hayley hired to take her through the woods so she can find her brother.
G: And then, Sam and Dean show up, and they're saying, like, “Hey, so, we're going with you guys.” And Haley was like, “You're hiking in biker boots and jeans?” And Dean says his iconic line of “Sweetheart, I don't do shorts.” which-
C: Can I count that as a misogyny moment?
G: -may be a misogyny moment?
C: I'm counting that as a Dean misogyny moment. All right, we're at six now for the show.
So then we go- after they get to join them on their little adventure- we go to the mine, where we see the earlier kids who were captured, well, two of them, the later two, hanging from the ceiling, all chained up. And then we hear growling, and the creature presumably goes and bites the guy who's not Tommy- who the transcript says his name is Gary. And then it's like “Ah! No… They're being eaten.”
G: Okay, so we go to the woods, right? So they're in the woods and Dean is asking Roy pointed questions to figure out if he's a “hunter” hunter and not just, like, a bear hunter. So he says, like, “Did Bambi and Yogi ever hunt you back?” Questions like that.
C: Right.
G: And then Dean almost steps on a bear trap, which is kind of like, when Roy figures out that Dean is genuinely like, out of his depth, and they're lying about being park ranger service guys. And this is also when Haley figures it out, so she confronts Dean about not being an actual ranger, and Dean looks at Sam, and Sam was like, "you got this" and just walked away.
C: So true, Sam.
G: And then, so Haley was like, "You're just carrying a duffel bag! You're not packing any provisions! What are you?" and Dean is like, "Oh, so we're not really park rangers. We're looking for our father." And Haley was like, "Why didn't you tell me from the start?" and Dean says, "I'm telling you now," and then he says. [both start laughing] [G screams] I hate this. I hate this.
C: I'm putting the tally up. We're at seven. Grey, hit us with the line.
G: "This is the most honest I've ever been with a woman, ever." Which is… One, like, what a weird misogyny moment.
C: Yeah, exactly, like why?
G: But two, like, it's such a weird thing to say in general? Like, if we- even if we remove it from the misogyny, you know, part... because like, what- what's the point of saying that? Like, “I've never been honest with another woman in my life.”
C: Right. Like, "Hi, I lie to women! So are we good now?"
G: And also, it's just like, it's so dehumanizing-
C: Right.
G: -of like, I say- “I'm honest with men, but with women? Nah.”
C: “Women? That other species? I just fuck them and leave them! What are you talking about?”
G: And then we have the most pointed M&M sponsorship.
C: [laughing] Right.
G: Where Dean pack- Dean gets out a giant bag of M&Ms and it's like, "These are my provisions! What do you mean I didn't pack any?" And then they keep on walking.
C: Yeah, which, I, okay. I feel like- do they usually couple Dean misogyny moments with like, harmless Dean being funny moments, so it's always like, "Uh, cringe; this is kind of bad! But oh, he's just a little boy!” Like, is that sort of a pattern that's been happening in the last two episodes? I feel like I've seen it a bit.
G: I guess in this era of television like, the misogyny jokes are supposed to be funny, so like, they're combined, you know? Just one continuous joke.
C: Right, right. He's just a silly goofy guy! In all the ways that matter: food and misogyny!
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C: So now they're heading deeper into the woods, and they see that they're at the coordinates that John had left for Dean in his journal. And they notice that there are no creatures in this area, which means I guess they all ran away from something that was scary, and then they keep heading deeper into the woods.
G: Okay, so at the campsite, they see the tent and it looks like, Roy says that it looks like a grizzly attack because, well, it's full of blood, for one thing, and like, everything is in ruins. Dean figures out that the bodies were dragged from the campsite but the tracks stopped in the middle of the woods, which I was like, "oh, this is going to be relevant later." Well, it's not? Like I don't- so what's the implication?
C: I mean, a little bit.
G: That the creature went up to the trees?
C: Yeah, right, because there were the claw marks on the trees, right?
G: Yeah, I guess that's the implication? So Dean comes back and tries to comfort Haley by telling her that Tommy might still be alive, because Haley found the satellite phone basically destroyed on the ground. And then someone screams for help, and so they run towards that, but turns out, they were just lured away so that their provisions can be taken. So all of their backpacks were taken.
C: And their GPS, and their phones, very smart.
G: Yeah, their weapons, everything. So Sam asks Dean to speak with him in private and then asks for the journal, and they figure out what it is, what the creature is, and then they go back to the camp, and Sam and Roy get into a verbal battle. And Sam almost reveals what the thing is, but Dean stops him. And then Haley stops all of them, and then says that she's not leaving without Tommy, so.
C: Right. Yeah. Now they're hunkering down for the night, trying to stay alive. They've built a campfire, Dean's drawing symbols around the site which are supposed to keep the creature out, while Roy continues to be skeptical of whatever's going on. And then Dean and Sam have, like, a nice little conversation where Dean is asking Sam what's up because Sam's been especially belligerent recently and doesn't seem to be okay. Oh, also, Dean specifically asks, "Do you wanna tell me what's going on in that freaky head of yours?" Which I think is the first time Sam's referred to as a freak in the show?
G: Yes, that's true.
C: Yes. It's going to come back and haunt them all later.
Dean seems to think that John left them the journal as a message and he wants them to become hunters and do- the iconic line, "Saving people, hunting things: the family business." Sam's more skeptical of this and is like, "Why doesn't he just call us?" So true, Sam. And he's also a lot more focused on finding their father so that they can find who killed Jessica. And Dean's sort of arguing that what matters now is helping the people here and also telling Sam to be more healthy with his emotions, stop being-
G: Ah! Which is like, Dean saying that like-
C: Right like, okay, Dean. Okay, Dean.
G: "Your anger is gonna kill you" is like-
C: "All that anger, you can't keep it burning over the long haul. It's gonna kill you." Alright, Dean.
G: Like I guess like, young Dean, I understand him saying that, but in retrospect, it does sting a little bit.
C: Hm. Hm. Alright, Dean. Alright.
Yeah, so then Sam's like, "I don't know how to cope with this" and Dean says, "I figure our family's so screwed to hell, maybe we can help some others. Makes things a little bit more bearable." And Dean also says that something else that helps is "killing as many evil sons of bitches as I possibly can." Right, which is I guess a whole establishing hunting and also the emotions moment.
G: Yeah, this is the only part of the episode that is actually related to the metaplot, so that's what I meant when I said that like, the metaplot stuff is Sam's, but the episode is Dean's.
C: Yeah, no, for sure.
And then they hear the creature mimicking a human again yelling for help, trying to get them out of the circle. And then the creature is growling, getting nearer, rustling the bushes. Roy tries to shoot at it, thinks that he's hit it and then, like, runs out of the circle, where he gets snatched.
G: Yeah, he gets taken in kind of a brutal shot because his neck gets twisted when he gets taken.
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G: Okay, so we get to a commercial break, and then when we come back, it's morning! And then Haley is asking Dean about how he knows about monsters, and then he says, "it runs in the family." And then Sam... [laughing] Sam says “bitch” for the first time in the show.
C: Yeah. Ugh, Sam! He was quoting Dean, so it's not his fault.
G: Yeah! [laughing]
C: [laughing] No Sam misogyny count yet.
G: Yeah. He says "evil son of a bitch," and that's where we get the bitch line. And then he explains the lore. Wow, Mr. Loreboy! explains the lord to Haley. The lore is like, that cannibalism basically turns a person into a superperson.
C: Right, right.
G: And then there's a line there that Dean says. Basically, he says that it turns the person from a human to a less-than-human thing. Which I was like, confused by the wording, because if a person is turned into basically a superhuman, you know: they have immortality, they have very quick speed, they have super strength-
C: And they're still very smart.
G: They turn "less than human." It's like, a bit weird. I guess like, morally speaking, less than human.
C: It's like the Supernatural thing where every creature- well, where humans are held as the platonic ideal of existence, and all other creatures are like, less than. Like, angels are considered worse than humans in Supernatural. Like, they're just really out here promoting the human agenda.
G: Yeah! So that's why I took note of it because I thought that was relevant to the whole, you know, humans like-
C: Yeah, no, it's definitely one of the establishing moments of Supernatural's philosophy about monsters and I guess like, biological determinism in a way? Though I guess what's interesting about this creature is that it starts as a human.
G: Uh, Dean says basically that the thing can only be killed through fire. Where did Dean find the torches?
C: Yeah, I don't know. Like, did he just have them in the car, or maybe they were on the campsite, maybe-
G: Oh, yeah, right, that's true.
C: Because they had to build a campfire in order to have the campfire earlier. So-
G: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C: I think he probably just picked them up from the campsite. Honestly, I feel like they should have just gone back to town and gone to the local store and bought some more lighter fluid and a flamethrower. Because it's a real problem when Dean gets snatched later and Sam is lighter-fluid-less.
G: well I guess like, there's a sense of emergency, because, you know.
C: Right, because Tommy's gonna get eaten.
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C: Dean's leading them through the woods and they're seeing a lot of trees with claw marks on them. And then Sam sort of realizes that, I guess, the claw prints are too easy to follow like, the creature left them on purpose to lead them into a track- trap. And then we get the classic Supernatural blood dripping on you from above, and then you look up, and it's Roy, and he's dead in the tree, and he falls down and they're like, "ah, he sure is dead!" And then there's-
G: I replayed that scene because I didn't know where the sound was coming from. Like, I didn't realize that blood was dripping on Haley. I was like, "what's that noise?" and then, so like, I went back and I was like, oh, it's blood.
C: It's Supernatural, it's blood dripping from above.
G: Hashtag Supernatural. Yeah.
C: Right. And then they hear growling from the creature, and they're all running and running. And then, Sam and Ben end up losing Dean and Haley.
G: Ben and Sam are walking around and they're talking about why the creature killed Roy. And Sam was like, "well, probably Roy pissed the creature off because he shot at it." So they're just walking around, they're trying to look for Dean and Haley until Ben finds a trail of M&Ms. Hashtag product placement!
C: Sponsorship, sponsorship.
G: So they end up on a mine while following the trail, and they go inside. And they see the creature, and they hide from the creature, which like, this is the point where I'm like, “My suspension of disbelief, it's being challenged.”
C: Yeah, no, right, it's supposed to be like, incredibly fast, but nah, it's just chillin’. It's taking a stroll.
G: Yeah! It's literally just walking around like, heavy and lumbering.
C: Right like, this is not like, a fast creature, this is not-
G: Also, was its senses ever mentioned? Like, did they ever mention if it can hear things or see things?
C: I don't- I don't think that was mentioned, but like, you'd think that a creature that is described as an excellent hunter would have a good sense of smell and hearing. Like, Ben's little gasp totally should have been heard, but nah.
G: Yeah.
C: Also, again, they totally should have just gone back to town and bought more flamethrower shit. Like, I don't care that, like, time is of the essence or whatever; it's probably not going to eat them now. Why are you coming into this completely empty-handed? You are both so screwed. But apparently not.
G: I- [laughing] They still win in the end, so it's fine.
C: Yeah.
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G: They continue walking, and then they fall into the floor, I guess, and there's a basement. And the basement is full of bones, which was like, a little bit of a jump scare for us and for Ben.
C: There's some skulls on the ground. They're all very clean.
G: Well, the creature is a ferocious eater.
C: Right, right.
G: Licked the bones clean. So they find Dean and Haley, and Haley and Dean are tied up on the ceiling. So they wake them up: Ben towards Haley and Sam towards Dean. And when they're on the ground, Haley finds Tom, which she thought was dead but then turned out to be alive, which was another jump scare when he gasps for breath. And so the siblings are reunited, and Dean finds flare guns in what I presume is their provision pack that the creature took earlier? The specifics of that are a bit fuzzy, but like, I'm assuming- I'm assuming that.
C: Right, and then they hear the creature coming back, and Haley recognizes that they won't be able to outrun it even though it isn't fast from last we saw. So Dean decides to split off from the group and be a distraction while Sam helps get Haley and her brothers out of there. Dean says, [laughing] "Chow time, you freaky bastard! Yeah, that's right, bring it on, baby, I taste good!" Okay, Dean.
G: The way he says "I taste good" was so funny...
C: He literally says "I taste good."
G: He says like, "I taste goooood."
C: Right, like-
G: Oh, he also says, "You want some white meat, bitch?"
C: Oh, my god, I know like, at least you're aware!
G: [laughing] Wh- It's so funny it's so funny and I know, like, that scene, I don't know what they were going for. I guess it was both supposed to be comedic but also like, scary, or was it just supposed to be scary?
C: That scene, I think it was supposed to be like, funny and scary, right, it's like, "Oh, look at your favorite little guy Dean just being so funny and cocky! But oh no, he's sure maybe going to get eaten. Ah!"
Right, the creature's lurking around. Sam tells Haley and her brothers to get out. Right, and then we finally see the face of the creature. It looks like Gollum. It just looks like Gollum.
G: It's disappointing. I wish we just never saw the face of the creature.
C: Right, because I think- I think they do a decent job of building up the suspense and only seeing the corners of the creature, and then you're like, "Ah, face reveal? For realsies?" And it's not- it's a little- some guy. It's a wrinkly little guy with big ears.
And then, yeah, Sam tries to shoot it and then runs off, and then Dean shows-
G: Was the exit closed? Why didn't they go out?
C: Yeah, I don't know how close the exit was. I don't- I think it wasn't that far. I feel like they were mostly just slow because they had to carry Tommy.
G: No, but like, they were at the end of the tunnel. Sam was like, "damn it!" and then they just stand in front of them, like, defending them, and I was like, "What are they doing? Is the exit closed?"
C: Right. It's not... Gah. I don't know. I don't know.
G: I genuinely have no idea.
C: I think since it's a mine shaft like, there was like, probably like, an incline, so it was probably harder to get up.
G: Mm, maybe. But I think they were just like, "It's closed now because it suits the plot better."
C: Yeah, yeah. And then Dean shows up and shoots the creature, and the creature burns up, and yay, they're good.
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G: So we go to the epilogue, which is Ben telling- Ben and Sam telling the police that basically they saw this like, 800, 900 pound bear, and that it attacked them, etc. And then Haley and Dean are talking! And then- I- okay. I know what you're going to say. I know what you're going to say.
C: I'm ticking- I'm moving this to an 8. I'm moving it to an 8!
G: Okay. I'm going to defend him. I'm going to defend him.
C: Oh? Okay, all right, all right.
G: So like, okay, I'm going to explain first what happened, which is that Haley says "I don't know how to thank you," and then Dean makes, like, a cheesy, like, smolder face, and then Haley says, "Oh, come on. Must you cheapen the moment?" and Dean goes, "Yeah!" like, you know, really funnily. And then Hayley kisses Dean on the cheek. So okay, here's my defense of Dean.
C: Okay. Hit me with it.
G: So like, at the beginning of the- at the beginning of the episode, Haley and Dean haven't been through anything. They don't know each other, right? But like, because during here, they're basically acquainted, this is just like, for me, like in my perspective, this is just a little bit of flirting with a friend, you know?
C: Okay.
G: Like, it's not like, offensive because they know each other, and they've been through shit, and it's just like a little funny joke that “Ooh, remember when at first we were like- I was like, trying to hit on you, and now, I'm still trying to hit on you? And then we've been through shit in the middle of that?" It's like, it's not- I don't find it as offensive as like, the pistol comment or the other comment that we cringed at earlier. The- what's that?
C: Yeah, um, the calling her sweetheart? Or was it-
G: No, no, the "I've never been honest to any other girl."
C: Oh my god, yeah, that one. [both laugh] Okay.
G: So like, it's- you know. What do you think?
C: Okay, I think my feelings... Okay, I understand your perspective there. I feel like my problem with this scene is sort of just my problem with Haley's portrayal in general and like, sort of just the general trend of like, you know, like, "funny guy makes sort of sexual harass-y comment, but the girl's always cool about it"? Like, she's always like, “ah, you sly dog!” and sort of laughs and shrugs it off. I just think- I think my issue is just with that trend in general because... Male writers want to think that when they are sexually harassing people, they are being funny, and they also think-
G: Yeah.
C: And they're also like, "Oh, well, I would never actually assault someone, like I'm not that kind of guy, I'm a good person! So of course women shouldn't feel uncomfortable or scared or threatened when I say something like that because I'm a good guy, and they should know that!" But they don't know that, and they shouldn't know that, and they shouldn't- and these characters realistically would not be like, "Ah, you sly dog! You silly little man! I love you so much!" Right, like, it's like- earlier, she's in the woods with this guy she doesn't know, and he has guns and has been making advances, and his brother is there and is quite tall and could probably also overpower her. Like, she should be terrified, she should continue to be terrified. And like, I understand her at the end. Maybe she and Dean had some fun little chats while they were hanging up there by meat hooks. So like, yeah, I think the specific moment isn't that bad. Well, like, I think it's just the culmination. It's like, this is what the writers thought of their relationship, this is how the writers are gonna leave it off. And, it's bad. It's- I guess it's a writer misogyny moment more than a Dean misogyny moment.
G: Yeah.
C: Kinda, is what I think. But yeah, I still hate the moment and would love to put some kind of a tally mark on it, but I understand not putting a Dean misogyny tally mark on it. I'll let him stay at seven.
G: The- [laughter] Should we do a separate tally mark for writers’ misogyny moments, or would that be too much?
C: Right, yeah, no, let's, right, okay. Writers’ misogyny moments.
G: Because like, writer misogyny moment, like, first scene of the show is Mary dying on the ceiling for manpain.
C: Right, right, yeah.
G: Like that's already-
C: First one is Mary, second writer misogyny moment is Jess, I guess, but also the woman in white in general, I think. is a writer misogyny moment..
G: [laughing] You know what? Let's not do the writers’ misogyny moment anymore.
C: Yeah, honestly, there's too many, there's too many. There's just too many.
G: Yeah, let's just stick with Dean.
C: Right.
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G: Okay, so after Haley kisses Dean, she turns around and then barely looks at Sam-
C: [laughs] Yeah.
G: -and then goes, "thank you, Sam."
C: Right.
G: Literally doesn't even look at him which I was like, "Oh my god. You just kissed the other guy, and now you're just going like, thank you!"
C: He shielded you with his body while the creature was going at you.
G: Yeah!
C: But oh, I, whatever, I guess Dean has longer eyelashes.
G: - but they were establishing Haley and Dean more, yeah, so.
And then Sam and Dean are sitting behind on the hood of the car, and Dean was like, "I hate hunt- I hate camping," and Sam was like, "me too." So Dean says, "You know we're gonna find Dad, right?" and Sam's like, "I know. But in the meantime, I'm driving!" And they drive off into the night or morning or whatever time it is of the day.
C: There's the whole needle drop.
G: And the episode ends.
C: Yeah, I don't- I didn't like the ending. I don't know. I think they tried too hard to make it lighthearted at the end.
G: The ending where they like, cut to the car driving is so weird. I wish they just ended it after Sam was like "I'm driving" and then that's it. Because the cut to the car was so jarring, and I was like, "Oh, there's more? There's more to this episode?"
C: But like no, there's not.
G: And then it just ends like, there's nothing.
C: It's like, we just wanted to blow our money on getting the rights to another song in this episode.
G: Which I don't even recognize, so that's a fail on their part.
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G: So we have a new segment that we didn't do last time.
C: Oh, right.
G: Called Best Line/Worst Line.
C: Yes.
G: So what do you think is the best line in this episode? I'm gonna say mine first.
C: Okay, yeah.
G: So my favorite line in the episode is the iconic one. you know, "Saving people, hunting things: the family business." I think, you know, that line is something that Supernatural would cling on and fail to embody through the years, but for what it is, it's a good line! Like yeah, that's what this show is about! Like if you're introducing the show, and you're watching it the first time, and you want to know what it's about, "saving people, hunting things: the family business" is basically what is it- what it is about in the beginning. So I was like, "Ah, that's- yeah, it's a line." [laughs]
C: Probably my favorite line is just- it was the one I skipped over in my cemetery recap, but just, "I should have protected you, I should have told you the truth." Just because I think it says a lot of interesting things about Sam, and it also has so much untouched potential in that they should have told other people about the supernatural, like they should have protected people by telling them the truth. But alas, the show never really went in that direction, so I will just have this line to comfort me in my old age.
G: Okay, so I think we both agree with the worst line [both laugh], which is the-
C: [spluttering]
G: - the one about honesty, oh my god! "I've never been honest with a woman like this" or whatever it is-
C: Ever!
G: God, ever. Come on, Dean! His game is so bad. It's so bad. The only reason why he gets girls is because he's like, the prettiest man alive.
C: [laughs] Right.
G: Otherwise like, dude, come on.
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G: Okay, I'm going to search it up, but like, in the meantime, what do you think is the IMDB rating?
C: Okay, I mean, I feel like it's probably just going to be lower than the pilot just because it's less iconic. But I think like, it's a good second episode in the way it establishes what hunting is and what it's like, and, I don't know I think it has some like, decent jump scares and stuff for the horror fans, so... like an 8.5?
G: 8.5? That's so high. I was going for like, a 7.8.
C: Ooh. Okay. What's your reasoning?
G: Well, because it was like, like nothing- basically nothing happens plot-wise, you know.
C: Yeah, I guess like, for a second episode I guess I viewed it as more of an exposition episode?
G: As a- I guess, okay, I'm going to view it as like, a monster of the week episode, right? Like, for what the monster was. I don't know. I was like, I guess it was- it was kind of creepy? [laughs] I don't know. Because I'm not a horror fan, so like, I don't know the themes of the genre or like, what it should be about. And like, I liked Haley, I think Haley was a good character.
C: Yeah, I liked Haley. They made Haley to be likable.
G: I think her brother... yeah, I think her brother was literally a no character person.
C: Yeah. He was underutilized, I suppose.
G: I would say... okay, I'm going to be a bit more generous and say an 8.2.
C: Okay.
G: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna search it up...
It's an 8 over 10.
C: Okay, so yeah, both of us shot too high.
G: After your jackpot last week, we have diminished in skill.
C: Yeah, no I really missed it on this one. Yeah. I can't believe both of us were nicer to Supernatural than the overall audience.
G: The general public?
C: Right.
G: Well, you know. I would... Okay, to clarify to the audience, right? I think this is the part where we say that like... Do you love the show, Crystal?
C: What?
G: From what you know of it, do you love the show?
C: No?
[both laugh a lot]
G: Yes.
C: I love Cas.
G: We're starting a podcast- Yeah, exactly, that was, I was gonna say like: I love certain aspects of it. I love Cas, I love Sam, especially earlier Sam. Dean, I have complicated feelings for, but, I mean, I watched the show for so long. Of course I'm gonna love that guy, you know And I love the characters like, Charlie, Kevin, like these characters, I love. But I've always had the perspective that this show was not good enough for these people, you know? Like, I've always been a person who was like, "Cas should be in another show because he's such a good character, and Supernatural is underutiliz-" you know? Shit like that.
C: Cas should be in my house.
G: He should be in our houses, that's correct. [laughs]
So, uh, I guess I'm just trying to say here that like, we don't necessarily love the show, yeah. So yes, we overshot the IMDB rating, but like, maybe we'll get better at this, you know?
C: I think after... maybe by the end of season one, we'll understand what America wants from Supernatural.
G: So that's it for this episode of Busty Asian Beauties. Next time, we will be talking about Season 1 Episode 3: “Dead in the Water.”
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C: Bye!
G: Bye!
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