#but i uh

[popfizzles]

got caught rotating princess peach's cowgirl model in the costume viewer

#Fizzles #blogsona #fizzles draws #shitpost #suggestive #this better not awaken anything in me #i was supposed to have a themed stream today where we play a bunch of games with eggs in them (billy hatcher mostly i think) #but i uh #i was preoccupied #Princess Peach Showtime

[emry-stars-art]

I wanted to draw something I was more happy with to post but I’m running short on mental space so I hope you appreciate this (unfinished) drawing plus a wip instead

#the wip will have context and make sense #on the 20th 😘 #but i uh #just packed my printer #like an idiot #so it might not be colored until a few days after that #because my play of tracing my traditional work and printing it to color the nice clean non-smudging lines #is kinda nice #i said I was gonna post Abram comfort and I WILL deliver #I’m determined #anyway #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #royal au

[muscosus]

did yall buy the sunshine court or is the pdf/ePub available somewhere? I strictly wanna read it cuz apparently neil is there but idk if I wanna buy it

#my boy #roro.txt #but idc about jerjean #like I like Jeremy #I don't mind jean #but i uh #don't like that there's something between them lol

[xxrat--punkxx]

How did y’all do in that flame of frenzy forsaken dearth’s platforming be honest…

#say that 10 times fast… #but I uh #lost found after my 20th attempt💀💀 #ngl didn’t mind it too much because that song.. fully crying #top 10 video game moments #shit was emotional #gonna go back there some time just to chill #but nah man fuck that that was unnecessary difficult #did it tho 😤 #not even going for the Franco flame ending so idk why- #*frenzy #elden ring #text #cursed

[saltpepperbeard]

Hrm I’m new in the fandom so sorry if people have thought of this before but earlier I was thinking about: what if Chauncey had actually shot Stede in the forest and Ed still assumed Stede had abandoned him and so he goes back to the revenge but later on learns abt Stede’s death and isn’t able to stop thinking about the fact that if he had just gone looking for Stede he might have been able to save him.

Sorry for just dumping this rant on you lol I just had to let it out somewhere

First of all, welcome to the fandom, and you're totally fine! The more content the merrier, and I will deadass eat up anything and everything. Hell, if I could reblog the kiss scene over and over and over and have that be the only thing on my blog, I WOULD LOL. So it's more than okay; I love discussing things too! <3

...HOWEVER, YOU REALLY CAME IN HERE AND STABBED ME IN THE KIDNEY HUH LMAO. JUST WALTZED RIGHT IN AND MADE ME TAKE CRITICAL DAMAGE,,,

BUT NO, all joking aside, that's certainly an angsty scenario I've thought about too. And you know what, I actually think something similar could still sort of manifest in Season Two.

Like, of course Stede is actually alive, but what if Ed hears about his "death" without the details? What if he's informed by Izzy or another that Stede Bonnet is dead? If he doesn't know that Stede went home for a bit, doesn't hear about the fuckery-esque setup, and isn't informed of the timeline...

I feel like that could lead to that same crushing guilt and agony.

Now, I'd rather him not hurt to such an insane degree because he's already going through it, but it would definitely make Stede's return interesting. I also think someone mentioned that it would sort of carve a better hole out for the reunion, ie give Stede a better window of opportunity. The confusion and relief Ed will likely feel by seeing Stede alive might give Stede a better chance at articulating his motives and what all happened, as opposed to them launching into an altercation of some sort.

...But I also wouldn't be opposed to seeing an angsty sword fight that ultimately leads them to an impasse because they're unable to harm each other sjdlss. And just be happy again instead of pained but Y'KNOW SJDLS

But yes, the giant "what if" surrounding the whole Chauncey/Dock situation is insane. IT COULD HAVE GONE EVEN MORE WRONG, AND STILL MIGHT PLAY OUT AS SUCH,,,

#Answered #Anons #OFMD #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Also I say I wouldn't want to see the ANGUISH that could come from that #But then part of me is also like ELMO-ON-FIRE.GIF #I also don't know if he would just go entirely numb and shut down #Or just WAIL in the auxiliary closet #BUT I UH #MY WANT TO SEE ED HAPPY AND UNHARMED VS MY LOVE FOR EMOTIONAL INTENSITY: FIGHT

[thecoolerantistraight]

“Protex Blue is such a banger, but I don’t understand all the slang. I should look it up to understand the meaning of the song”

-me, about to make a very unexpected realization

#the clash #I may still be wrong #But uh #yeah #its uh #huh #i don’t really know what to say #50 years and a sea separates me and this song’s language #but I uh #Yeah I’ll just leave this here

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[skellydun]

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

#my birthday is a month away and my best friend and i #will be on our vacation in a treehouse and so she's trying to make it a Day and wants to have gifts there and im like uh #who am i ? #what do i like? #28 on the 09/18 baby

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

#peter b parker #peter parker #ebony writes the thing #word girl #how tf did I forget to tag that smh #into the spider verse #also forgot to tag THAT ffs 🤦🏽 #anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh. #this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.

[gertritude-art]

just drew a character line-up i can't show off for a while yet, but i need people to know it's incredibly funny to me because it accidentally turned out like this

#doodle #it came out really good #just uh. i got lazy with the poses after the first two lol

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[redsray]

The batkids getting in trouble with the JL somehow when undercover or when using aliases and instead of... you know... the aliases... they give their siblings first names. Batman has gotten multiple calls from the JL where they'd be like

Green Lantern: Uh Bats we've got a 'Jason' in custody here he's asking for you.

Batman, panicking bc wtf did Jay do this time:

Tim: Hi!

Batman: You're not Jason.

Tim, dead serious: I don't know what you're talking about.

#batfam #justice league #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #i just think its hilarious #steph: my name is Dick #jl: uh huh

[givemeureyes]

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

#I AM GOING INSANE #what am i supposed to do?? #’you should work on your WIP’ NO I CANTTT #‘ read actual books on your real bookshelf’ NUH UH #ao3 #archive of our own #i’m tagging ships #malec #destiel #hannigram #jonmartin #tomgreg #kenstewy #imagine all the fics i could be reading rn

[grimewart]

giovanni

#pokemon #meowth #team rocket #giovanni #pkmn #ive seen this around the internet with tons of notes and i dont mind but uh. #its mine #old art #grimew art

[freesidexjunkie]

I don't know what a normal way to learn about the Panera lawsuit is, but i imagine

That ordering a charged lemonade over the app and telling my husband very exhaustedly that we need to pick it up "so i can see god"

And hearing his terrified "CASEY THAT KILLED SOMEONE"

isn't uh. on the list.

#but i uh #did still drink it so that's on me #at this point

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

#james somerton #google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way #which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts #or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality #bigger gibbers