#but it wouldn’t leave my brain

[mischieviem]

People would gather, and do some formal dancing...

And they would realize…

they had misunderstood eachother...

And we're actually deeply in love...

… now THAT sounds unlikely

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens season 2 #go2 spoilers #don't know if someone has already done this #but it wouldn’t leave my brain #so here you go

[dontlistentothemmoose]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol* moon’s stuck in a time loop. do you have extra ammo? this won’t be enough. nasa employee: enough for…what? astronaut: *finding extra clip of ammo, pocketing it, and getting back on the rocket-ship* don’t worry about it!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *emerging from supply closet with a space harpoon, getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut:   oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: what?  nasa employee: how did you know what i was going to say?  astronaut: *punching in key pad code for base evacuation signal, getting back on the rocket-ship* i told you…moon’s stuck in a time loop. *red warning lights begin flashing*

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *rifling thru bookshelf of operating instructions, selecting one that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: moon’s stuck in a time loop. hey, do you have anything to eat? i’m starving. *opens random drawer, finds nothing, closes it* nasa employee: a time loo- uh, we don’t have food in here…we can’t…eat in the control room, only the break-room. astronaut: *sighs* nasa employee:…my lunch is in like 10 minutes, though, and if my lunch is actually STILL THERE and not STOLEN, AGAIN, i can share it with yo- astronaut: nah, that’s ok…no time. *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* or…too much time. but thanks, anyway. OK, bye! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: you’re…welcome? wait, a TIME LOOP?!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: yup. nasa employee: …?  astronaut: *sitting down next to nasa employee* so…do you ever like…wonder what the meaning of life is? the secrets of the universe? nasa employee: aren’t you supposed to be ON the MOON?! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: hey, what the hell is that? astronaut: that’s the code red override klaxon. moon’s stuck in a time loop. oh, and there’s an explosion imminent. But don’t worry, we can deal with that tomorrow. So, you have any siblings? *pulls beer out of space suit, cracks tab* want a drink?

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: do you know frank in IT? nasa employee: what?  astronaut: do you know frank, who works in IT?  nasa employee: yeah, but why are you guys back so early?  astronaut: moon’s stuck in a time loop. call frank, tell him there’s a virus in the security patch and the system’s compromised. then get the hell out of the base.  nasa employee: wait what? what? where are you guys going?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* back to the moon. it’s stuck in a time loop. call frank!  nasa employee: *picks up phone* ugh, straight to voicemail. i wonder wha- *alarm begins blaring*

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: *grim silence* nasa employee: i said, you guys are back early…hey, what are you…?  astronaut: *randomly opening drawers until they find a pair of scissors and some duct tape, getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. *sticks head back out the door of the rocket-ship* by the way, if you go to the break-room in exactly 2 minutes and 45 seconds, you’ll catch the person who’s been stealing your lunches for the past two weeks. nasa employee: what?! WHO IS IT?! *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: *running for the break-room* FUCK!!!!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *sits down, sighs, pulls a beer out from their spacesuit* moon’s stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: …ok, and? hang on, how did you get a beer? you can’t have that in here. astronaut: what do you know about project floyd? nasa employee: I mean, the usual amount? i’m not really on the project anymore, why?  *alarm begins blaring*  astronaut: COME WITH ME TO THE ROCKET-SHIP, we don’t have ti-

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: yeah. moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. see you tomorrow. maybe. nasa employee: WHAT?!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what?  astronaut: *sighs, rubs hands over face, and loads pistol, before getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop. and, uh…you should call your mother like you’ve been meaning to. and tell her you’re not actually mad and that you will come to dinner tonight. you’re gonna be hungry. nasa employee: wait, what? WHAT?? how do you know my mom?! why am i gonna be - *alarm begins blaring* 

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” starting to get back on the rocket-ship, but dropping everything with a horrendous clatter* FUCK! goddamn moon’s stuck in a time loop. *alarm begins blaring*

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early  astronaut: moon's stuck in a time loop.  nasa employee: what? also, hey, where’d you get that duffel bag? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” shoving them into the bag, and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop.

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earl-  astronaut: *grabs nasa employee and kisses them passionately*  nasa employee: what? WHAT?! astronaut: *loading a single pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s stuck in a time loop, sweetheart.  nasa employee: what?!? astronaut: a time loop!!! i love you!!! get out of the base!!! stay alive!!! nasa employee: *presses fingers to lips, confused but intrigued, as alarm begins blaring* 

nasa employee:…. nasa employee:… nasa employee: ho hum what a regular day at the office *alarm begins blaring* nasa employee: what the hell is that?!

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earl-  astronaut: *grabs nasa employee and kisses them passionately*  nasa employee: what? what?! WHAT!?!? also, hey, where’d you get that duffel bag? astronaut: *grabbing two pistols, an extra box of ammo, a pair of scissors, some duct tape, a space harpoon, and a booklet of operating instructions that says “AIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,” shoving them into the bag, then cupping nasa employee’s cheek with free hand* moon’s stuck in a time loop. nasa employee: the moon’s stuck in a what?! astronaut: a time loop, sweetheart, but we don’t have much time ourselves, so you have to listen to me RIGHT now nasa employee: *faintly* …“sweetheart”?! astronaut: in 2 minutes and a few seconds, you need to go into the break-room and find frank. nasa employee: wait, frank from IT? astronaut: yes. nasa employee: how do you know he’s gonna be in the break-room? i can’t just call him at his desk right now? astronaut: how do i know this?! because, one, time loop, ok? and…also…because…heismaybetheguywhohasbeenstealingyourlunchfortwoweeks nasa employee: that BASTARD i KNEW it astronaut: BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT’S IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. hey! listen to me! go in there, catch him red-handed with your burrito, and tell him lunch is on you FOREVER if he goes RIGHT NOW and checks the last security patch - because there’s a virus and the whole system’s compromised. then you need to get the hell out of this base, ok? nasa employee: …ok. ok. and…and what about you? astronaut: *cocking pistol and getting back into rocket-ship with duffel bag* me? i’m gonna shoot for the moon.

EPILOGUE:

nasa employee: so, how many loops in total? astronaut: i mean, it was hard to keep track. somewhere around six months, if i had to guess. nasa employee: damn. astronaut: yeah. nasa employee: and in those six MONTHS, the best zinger you came up with was “shoot for the moon”? astronaut: hey, you know what, i had some other stuff on my mind! nasa employee: i mean, i guess. it sounded like you found time to flirt with me each time. astronaut: yeah, like i said. other stuff on my mind. *they look at each other, blush, and look away* astronaut: sooooooo. you’re sure your mom is cool with me coming over for dinner? nasa employee: can’t make the day any weirder. plus, i owe you for ratting out frank, right? astronaut: he did help us save the world; we can’t be too mad at him. nasa employee: you’ve had a little while to get over it, i might need some more time. and it wasn’t even your food! astronaut: ok, that’s fair. what if i buy you lunch to make up for it? nasa employee: hmm, when? astronaut: tomorrow? nasa employee: well, i’ll have left overs from my mom, and you might too if you play your cards right. day after tomorrow? astronaut: honestly, anytime is good for me.

*FADE TO BLACK*

#moons haunted #time loop #time loops #this wouldn’t leave my brain #groundhog day #oh internet #astronaut x nasa employee #imagine your otp #time loop fic #time loop fics have dug into my brain and made a home #moon’s haunted #moon’s stuck in a time loop

[maydayaj]

Silly lil comic that I made with these two ❤️

#Narinder would totally fold after a while of Lamb’s begging #this is so stupid but it wouldn’t leave my brain #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #cult of the lamb #narilamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #illustration #lamb x narinder #cotl fanart #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl art

[sokumeii]

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #senshi #chilchuck #I wanted to draw the guys #and the yotsubato pose wouldn’t leave my brain #please go read dungeon meshi

[solitary-star]

This has probably been done before

#I know I said I would be taking a break from posting but this wouldn’t leave my brain gshdhdhsk #star’s art #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant

[withclawandvine]

today i am thinking about helping hawks with those hard-to-reach pinfeathers 

it’s the ones closest to the base of his wings that get him; that tricky place where flesh meets feather, and his very human rotator cuffs can only twist so far. so despite the itchy discomfort, he can only wait for the protective sheath around the new feathers to chip away on its own, aided by the obscenely high water pressure in his penthouse shower. but that was before you. 

you, leaning against the doorjamb, arms crossed and eyebrows raised as you take in the sight of him —  still dripping from his shower, arm contorted awkwardly behind him, reaching up from beneath his left wing, falling mere centimeters short of the spot that was bothering him. as he turns to look at you, his frustrated grimace shifts into a bashful smile.  

your smile, meanwhile, is imbued with amusement. “need some help?” 

unsurprisingly, you’d never heard the term pinfeather in your life, but listen raptly as he explains that the white needles are new feathers, coated in a shell of keratin until they’re done growing. you catch on quick, gently pinching one between your thumb and forefinger, gasping a little when the sheath turns to dust with the slightest bit of friction and reveals a vibrant crimson feather. 

a task that had seemed so insurmountable to keigo takes you only a few minutes. he rolls his shoulders and ruffles his wings with a sigh of relief before turning around to thank you. that’s when he sees it, that melancholic look in your eye you get when he knows you’re thinking about him — his stolen youth and solitary existence. he also knows that no amount of it’s not that big of a deals or i’m fine now, reallys will ease your mind, so he opts for diversion instead. 

“you know,” he starts in a drawl, “in the wild, preening is a way birds bond with their mates.” 

it kind of works. at the very least, it gets you smiling again, “is that so?” 

“yeah. it’s a…” he trails off, suddenly shy. and he knows he’s trying too hard to sound casual when he continues, “it’s a show of trust.” 

you roll your eyes with affection, taking his aversion to vulnerability in stride and leaning in to kiss him. “i love you too, keigo.”

#anyway there’s probably plenty of fics about this but i saw a tiktok about bird maintenance and this wouldn’t leave me alone #i’m trying to get into my hawks bag #he's been on the brain lately #even tho i'm actually kinda freaked out by birds believe it or not #mha #hawks x reader #keigo takami x reader #my writing: mha

[lackadaisicallizard]

Socks

James never wears matching socks.

It’s not on purpose or anything, he just thinks there are more important things to do in the morning than worrying about his sock choices, and so he pulls on the first pair that he finds and goes about his day.

He doesn’t think about whether anyone notices his odd socks, either.

Until one afternoon as he’s hurrying through the corridor to his first class after sleeping through his alarm, and a voice makes him pause.

“I could give you a detention for not being in class you know.”

James smiles automatically as he turns around.

“And I suppose you have a perfectly good reason for flaunting the rules, Reg?”

“I never flaunt the rules, Potter. If I did, I’d know how to get away with it though.”

James laughs as he shakes his head. “You know I could give you detention too, right? I’m also a prefect.”

Regulus meets his eyes. “You won’t, though.”

“No,” he admits, “I won’t.”

“You’re so predictable.”

“What can I say, I’m a sucker for a pretty face.”

Regulus rolls his eyes at that. “Get to class, Potter.”

James grins. “Yes, sir.”

Regulus glances down briefly. “Your socks are matching today, by the way.”

James glances down at his pair of grey socks. Huh, they are. “Are you impressed?”

“I prefer it when they don’t. It’s more… you.”

A small smile plays across Regulus face before he turns around and disappears down the hall, James watching him the whole time.

And so James continues to never wear matching socks.

But now it’s by choice.

#marauders #jegulus #I had this idea and it wouldn’t leave my brain #I also never have matching socks #maybe she’s born with it #maybe it’s the adhd

[thewiglesswonder]

#this wouldn’t leave my brain until I drew it so here you go #what I wouldn’t have given to have gotten these two beating the shit out of each other #my art #tf #tfa #transformers #transformers animated #maccadam #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #wasp #tfa wasp #waspinator #tfa waspinator

[neoncolorblocks]

I had to, they’re my favs from both shows… and they need to work through their gd traumas.

Bonus:

Technically this is more Mamanardo stuff but since I’ve placed them around the same age the dynamic works a lil differently.

#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt leonardo #tmnt raphael #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt 2k18 #art tag #if there’s one thing that is the same for both shows is that Raph cares about his bros #also I’ve hit like almost 400 followers and 10000 likes already turtle fandom I’m sorry for underestimating you #I need to make stuff for TMNTober but my this wouldn’t leave my brain #mamanardo #crossover

[dinitride-art]

“Of course I love him. He’s Will.”

He loves playing D&D

And reading comics

And he likes weird music that I’ll never understand

And he’s an amazing artist

And when he’s angry he knows exactly which buttons to push

He’s snarkier than most people think

He’s too quick to take the blame- to apologize

We met when we were five

We did everything together

I missed him when he was gone. Everytime.

I still miss him.

I want to do everything with him again.

I don’t want to imagine my life without him in it. Ever again.

He’s my best friend.

He’s Will.

Of course I love him.

#byler #uhhhhh idk what this is #just a thought that wouldn’t leave my brain alone

[vulturevanity]

"Average fictional character has 3 love interests a season" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average fictional character gets 1 love interest per show. DoomFlags Katarina, who lives in dating sim world & gets 2 new love interests every episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#my next life as a villainess #hamefura #otome game no hametsu flag #babbles #this wouldn’t leave my brain

[holomars-turtles]

What do you mean this didn’t actually happen in the skittles au

(Skittles belong to @bluepeachstudios eehe)

#I don’t know how to explain this #anyways I haven’t fully caught up on the whole fic but this wouldn’t leave my brain #if someone else already did this I’m gonna be furious #tmnt #tmnt 2003 #skittles au #tmnt fanart #never once did I think I would end up drawing Darius Dunn #mars art

[lilcatastrophe]

I got some new brush packs and wanted to try em out and it’s pretty interesting how drawing styles change depending on the brush you use. anyways here’s some doodles of the guys ✨

#the blue patches on Lance are based on this #weird ass creepy dream I had #and it just wouldn’t leave my brain so #naturally had to draw it #sorry Lance 😔 #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #digital illustration #voltron legendary defender #voltron #vld keith #vld lance #vld pidge #vld fanart #doodles

[driftingballoons]

Messing with Dusknoir is their hobby

#Celebi #dusknoir #grovyle #future trio #pmd eos #pokemon doodles #original art #I’m not sure what the context is but the image of them interacting with some flagrant internet hoax wouldn’t leave my brain

[gojonanami]

you’ve heard of nurse geto, get ready for doctor gojo

that’s it, that’s my next fic

#I know I’m late #but I had to do it bc I wouldn’t leave my brain #sab speaks #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo smut #gojo satoru smut #gojo satoru x reader #gojou satoru x reader

[ofantediluvian]

The littlest things give Dove euphoria

#i wrote out the word lipstick bc I was like oh this makes sense then I doodled it #and was like…will people understand that. do they know that’s what I mean #&:):&:():? #anyways this idea wouldn’t leave my head and now I can rest #brain was like don’t forget it you gotta do it right meow #fav art of dove is from 2011 and no one was calling her dove then so I had a hard time finding my reference 😭 #saved it this time I won’t make that mistake again #even now I’m like…do people use dove for her??? how should I tag this????? #also using my hand holding a bottle of lotion as reference that’s why it’s kinda wonky #I’ve talked too much in these tags but damn I hate my handwriting lmfao #also hc that dove paints her nails red too she really accessorizes with it #and yes the red isn’t doves actual color in hs it’s just TOO BRIGHT #dove strider #fem dave strider #homestuck #homestuck fanart #my art #o art