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deep-sea-anemone · 26 days
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
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passengerseatsam · 3 months
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the bucklemming era is crazy because sam will have like maybe 3 lines in an episode and jared is still there putting his whole pussy into every one. the soft voice and the flinches and overprotectiveness of the side characters he sees as previous versions of himself. how does sam have such a rich inner life because the showrunners definitely didn't do that. jared padalecki was able to build this in a cave with a box of scraps
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jangmi-latte · 11 months
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i hate you. i despise you. i loathe you.
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snouse · 4 months
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deliberately choosing to read suns eyes turning red as her not even being bothered to do her own jumpscare and honestly 💅💅💅 slay
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fiend-shaped · 4 months
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In the divine cycles universe, students in like 50 years are gonna be so sick of brnine like "wow, huh this person was part of the founding of this terrorist organization and was in fact the first leaders campaign manager. Oh, they also won the olympics and kidnapped the emperor. What's this, their work was instrumental in creating a force akin to magic, which is also named after them? They were part of the mission that destroyed all of the space nukes?? They killed the fucking president???" Like future history class is just gonna have a whole semester called the Captain Brnine Variety Hour
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autoantonyms · 28 days
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cat-dog or something like that
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Source (X)
you can also find it on my instagram <3
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autism-swagger · 7 months
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Can you imagine going back in time with knowledge that could save people's lives, not only failing but actively making things worse, and then going back to find out that not only is your entire life almost completely different, you don't even get to keep your name.
And you can't even tell anyone about it.
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pidges-lost-robot · 2 months
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Lance: Shiro's like our space dad
Shiro, in exhausted 25 year old who is sick to death of being treated like he's in his forties/fifties or some shit: excuse me...
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nostalgia-tblr · 5 months
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Hey do yous want to see my favourite bit from the first Thor film? It's this bit:
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What's going on here? Why would anyone be standing behind that big gold pillar for any reason other than to slink out from behind it? There's nothing there! Not even the sinister shadows that I suspect were supposed to be on that part of the set.
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Oh ho ho, here we go, here we goooooo!!!
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Oh yeah, I absolutely 100% trust whatever this lad's about to say. That's the least shifty approach I've ever seen in my life. He barely even skulked.
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Listen to him, Thor! I don't care what he's saying to you, it's definitely good advice whatever it is. See how he's leaning towards you in a completely un-conspiratorial manner, speaking quietly because he knows you're a sensitive type who gets nervous around loud noises. This is really good advice. You can tell because he looks so earnest.
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Oh and here come some witnesses! I mean your friends!
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You can safely ignore whatever he's saying now though, Thor. He's obviously got a bit intimidated by the success that lies ahead when you carry out this amazing plan that you've just come up with all by yourself after he suggested it.
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Oof, he's very against you doing that thing that you're about to do! He's sooooo disappointed with the way this is going. He's just said it's madness! In a loud, clear voice that should have carried across the room quite well.
I wonder if any of the witnesses overheard that part of the conversation?
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Aye. Aye, they did :)
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dailykyoob · 1 year
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HI WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "HE HAS HAD 5 HEAD INJURIES"?????
Yay, time for a trip down Head Trauma Memory Lane!!
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Hmm, I guess this is only 4. I must have miscounted. Or did I..............?
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demisexualemmaswan · 20 days
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Guys, this is only 30% brain rot but
I know how Orym can get out of the deal with Nana
If Orym and Ashton get married—hear me out—and one of them takes the other’s last name, then technically Orym of the Air Ashari don’t come back/Ashton Greymoore didn’t come back
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fareehaandspaniards · 15 days
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Happy birthday one more time, @katyspersonal ! 🎉 I am so happy that fate made me and my husband buy PS4, so I got into the fandom and met you!
You inspire me to think, search, imagine, improve. Thank you
Here's little bradorence for you! Hope to celebrate much more birthdays with you 🥺 You are absolute little sunshine!! *hugs you thousand times*
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Thinking about how the first time (as far as I can remember) Jon is known to AUDIBLY smile in TMA is when he finds out Martin has been lying to him about his qualifications (and not murder)
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eddiebabygirldiaz · 3 months
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okay but imagine eddie withering away in a war he doesn't want to fight, staring down at hands that have killed and saved, and only wanting a kiss. all he can think of to get him through the terror, all that gives him the strength to keep moving and get back home, is the thought of a tender kiss. just some softness, some gentleness, when those things have been so foreign he doesn't even really understand them anymore, can't recognize their true shape on his tongue, but he knows he wants it and thinks maybe if he gets it then he will be okay, he will be whole, he will be healed and cleansed of the dirt and death and loss. the hope that something full of love can win out over the mangled hurt and gruesome horror he has witnessed and been turned into.
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skyloftian-nutcase · 2 years
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So I was reading up on The Adventure of Link and THERE ARE NO RECOVERY HEARTS IN THAT GAME?? HOLY CRAP. NO WONDER JOJO MADE HYRULE THE SURVIVALIST OF THE GROUP.
That kid must be a BEAST. I would have died so many times playing that game. Does Hyrule not even realize that his regular mode is most other game’s Hero Mode?? HOLY COW, TRAVELER.
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minecraftbookshelf · 9 months
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Me a few months back: “Elves don’t have wings, we’re leaning more into the deer motif than the bird motif, in a large part because they are so tall their wingspan would have to be ridiculous.”
Me, a bunch of worldbuilding and plotting later: “…I think at least some of the elves might have to have wings.”
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