you guys ever notice how in his dialogue when he's in bertie's presence, jeeves uses quotations and references constantly, but in his THOUGHTS during "bertie changes his mind," he doesn't use any? this is obviously because he doesn't care if we the audience know he knows shakespeare, but he will languish and die if he doesn't get to dazzle bertie with his wit and knowledge every five seconds
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my favorite thing about loyalty missions in mass effect 2, aside from how absurd of a concept they are already, is that none of them are made equally
like on the one hand you have missions like mordin’s, which require you to make the extremely difficult decision of whether or not to keep the research results that could potentially cure the genophage, which will have MASSIVE implications for the inevitable clash between the krogan and turians/salarians in the near future
and on the other hand you’ve got people like jacob who show up and go “my dad sucks” and then you find his dad go “wow your dad SUCKS lol put this man UNDER the jail” and now jacob will survive the swarm of alien bees 20 hours from now
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okay that low-key sounds like a bad idea but what if you did a poll for the ugliest character so the whole purpose of propaganda would be to be possibly meanest to your unfave
What a great idea @leftcolornacho! I'm going to implement it in the worst way possible!
Thank you @femmefighter for helping me pick options, and for warning me I was about to get enough hate-mail to build a Death Star replica with.
This is a one-and-done poll. Choose your votes wisely, and please keep the death threats to a respectful minimum ;)
-Jesse xx
In case I wasn't clear enough: this is a joke. If I see people taking this seriously I'm gonna die laughing and then nobody will be able to hand out emoji medals when the hottest man/woman polls wrap up.
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The way you draw hands, they are so expressive. So tender looking in their intent. I'm just in awe. I'm not a religious person at all but the first word to comes to mind when seeing the hands you draw is that they are somehow holy.
Aw geez anon, you're saying the sweetest things. Thank you!
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im 5'4 and have a crush on a 7'2 man (hes a basketball player) but it will never work out our height difference is too awkward
my initial response was "what do u mean SEVEN???" but you know what....i am a perennial optimist and believe we are all souls first so i would venture for anyone THAT tall every height difference south of like, idk, 6ft 8 is already very awkward so who knows!!! maybe 6ft and 5ft are all the same from his majestic californian redwood vista ! (tall people absolutely feel free to correct me)
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Hal is the favorite uncle
One of my favorite headcanons is to think that Hal is the favorite uncle of all the kids around him.
I feel like his partners' colleagues always came up to him to ask about his space missions (of course Hal used to brag too much about his heroic deeds and the kids believed it blindly, especially Wally) and also Hal used to share embarrassing anecdotes about his mentors.
Hal may not have had a pupil like his friends, but still all of their pupils loved him very much.
Since Hal is the kind of prankster uncle who gives advice without being asked and would actively participate in the pranks, but he would also be the kind of guy who would defend his babys from whomever he is, that includes his own friends.
It is likely that on more than one occasion the children have jumped the instructions of the league and acted when they should not have acted, which then leads them to be all of them sitting with their heads down listening to the scolding and punishment that will be meted out to them; until Hal, who hadn't heard what was happening, walks around the area and listens to them and, of course, jumps to the children's defense.
He advocates for all the kids and probably gets into a heated argument with Batman (just as he usually does) and ends with a scolding from Diana for Bruce and Hal, but at least Hal leaves the place with his small victory.
Distract the team enough to focus on scolding him and not the kids.
(Probably later Hal talks to the kids calmly and explains that although what they did was amazing, they shouldn't put themselves in danger like that and also the league has a much calmer conversation with the babys.)
But that's the idea.
About a Hal who would defend any of his nephews in the league, though it's also a bit apparent that Hal has a soft spot for some guys more than others.
An example would be Roy and Wally, since he spends more time actively with them, is more involved in his personal life and because he saw them grow in a close and personal way.
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Grumpy Chiss and that Space Witch from that show about the chick with the white laser swords whose Canon I am largely ignoring because it wasn't that great tbh.
If anyone has screencaps of either of them, pls send them my way, thanks <3
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Really bad headcanon that Thrawn cam hear the star wars soundtrack and he knew Vader was Anakin because he recognized the Imperial March from the motif that played whenever Anakin was feeling evil
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Thrawn is digging into Ahsoka's background, which explicitly includes Anakin, and that seems likely to lead to Thrawn figuring out that her master was Vader. Which means I need Anakin popping in as a force ghost so he and Thrawn can snipe at each other as petty, bitter ex-coworkers who didn't get along.
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