#check the notes for more memes ..

[mayxo-hxh]

Im about to get controversial.

Out of chrollo, illumi and hisoka, hisoka is canonically the least likely to flirt to get anything he wants, if at all.

A lot of people think he's a natural flirt but I fear I couldn't have disagreed more. He only "flirted" a single time and that was solely to piss off machi, knowing she'd never agree. Hot take? He would've never asked if he knew she'd agree.

Also, bro's the biggest humanphobe in the anime. He keeps his distance from everyone. The only human physical contact he ever made was through fighting people. (If you're a person thats interested in seeing more evidence, I have an entire long thread about it on twitter that I do plan on posting here soon)

so u cannot give me 1 reason for hisoka to flirt with someone at a random bar but chrollo and illumi? i can think of a few.

chrollo, he already canonically flirts to get what he wants. straight up goes on dates gets a suit and shit. he has no reputation among the general public that hes concerned of that isnt the spider. Illumi? He's a manipulator. I HIGHLY doubt he never flirted to get something in his life from people who are too easy to win over. He's someone that wouldn't care what people think of him. He's also anonymous. People have no idea who tf he is anyways. If it affected the zoldyck reputation? Thats a different story.

Hisoka? he would fucking NEVER. Him specifically? HE HAS A REPUTATION. And whats that reputation? That hes an absolute disgusting freak that no one should dare to approach. He kills people. He fights live and makes sure the audience is always disgusted and weirded out by his actions and performances. You look at him and you should immediately look away and pray he hasn't seen you.

So riddle me this. If his entire shtick is making sure everyones afraid of him and avoids him, then why the hell would he get himself a reputation that makes him approachable????

Why would he get himself a reputation that makes you, as a person who only ever heard of him picking people up, want to approach him.

On top of that, I just.. don't see him picking random people up..??? random weaklings that dont even know nen????? he literally treats them like trash that inconveniences his time. You're saying he'd EVER give them the privilege of sleeping with him???

And then you'd say, oh so he'd sleep with strong people! HERES THE THING. Why would he sleep with them..... when he can fight them. Him getting off from fighting comes NOWHERE to actual sex. What people don't understand is that he gets off to killing people and seeing them crumble in front of him when they realize theyre going to die. Torturing people to death. What's... that got to do with like. yknow. actual sex bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

this turned into a huge rant probably but do you know how genuinely depressing it is seeing a unique character like hisoka that gains lust through FIGHTING and KILLING reduced to. sex addict in fics. Like. be so fucking serious right now. He called himself a FIGHT ADDICT in the manga. Can I see more of him actually spending his time killing and fighting people instead of whatever the hell bros doing with a random npc.

Anyways this is also why I hc him as asexual/demisexual NEXTTTT

#When a fic is so good but they make a hisoka a sex god instead of a murderer. like dear god. Ya Allah. Mercy on me. #can i please get more fics where he absolutely fucking murders people in deranged ways like god (Togashi) intended instead of.... #(checks notes) .....sex??? #sorry to me this is 1 fanon characterization that i just gag from i cannot physically stomach that shit anymore. #also the way he never touched a single human and is not a touchy person yet the musical made disgustingly touchy with everyone including go #i saw red when i saw that one scene. #thats not fucking hisoka morow thats hekosa pedoro #if togashi wanted him to sleep around he would've so simply and easily made him mention that. Like even leorio said he jacks off. #yet togashi didnt. because HE DOESNT. #HISOKA GET BEHIND ME #anyways asexual hisoka morow canon goodnight everyone #also trans hisoka can we get a little more content of that i know its completely unrelated but pls im starving #i would put the “ill do it myself meme” WHICH I DO I HAVE A DEMI HISOILLU FIC but im so slow at writing fics sobs and throws up #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #chrollo #chrollo lucilfer #hxh #hunter x hunter #my post #my analysis

[tanked-up]

HERE IT IS (currently looking for a new header)

edit: Now it has a Soap bar and a skull next to the user

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Also THANK YOU guys so much for 1,000 followers. It literally feels like a dream I can’t believe it. Thank you for the endless support. ( •◡-)-♡

#Finally did the twitter account #will post more cod content there #so if you’d like to check it out #ghostsoap #authors note #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #cod meme

[qeyond]

Beyond…..dentist…..please…..I am decomposing

"oh the decor? I actually did it all by myself, can you tell? I took a color theory course in college."

The framed photo is actually from his own personal collection! He thought adding the motivational posters and the "rest in peace" would help calm patients. :) He's very proud, please don't be rude.

#qeyond sucks #beyond birthday #death note #rest in pieces more like #hes like 'theyre health posters i thought theyd fit perfectly!' #it took me a while to think of what I could do for this request and i thought of the #color theory childrens hospital meme and i knew #i just knew he would have that #I also considered something along the lines of naomi going in for a check up #and it being B and hes sooooo excited to see her and she is absolutely horrified #'u put your hands anywhere near my teeth and ill round house kick your face' #anyway hes actually a dental surgeon and takes the teeth home :)) #anon i hope this is what you wanted :3 #hes actually very good but he enjoys it a bit too much #thus the 'collection' of giant teeth photos #hes a professional!! he can have framed art!! #nothing weird here!! #also his crocs are in sport mode so he can catch up to anyone that bolts #he explains to them when he catches them that he knows color theory might be new to some people but its real :) #it works :) red is calming :) a very calming color! :) #also do not talk to me about perspective i hate her i did 3 years of design college before i decided i would rather die in a glue trap #q art

[qqtxt]

[!] mentions of murder as a joke [!]

✿ texts.txt_random texts with bf!beomgyu [8/?]  ✿ "wrong answers only. who’s cuter?” ✿ [masterlist 🌸] / [texts with txt tag]

#txt fake text #txt fake texts #beomgyu x reader #beomgyu x y/n #beomgyu x you #beomgyu #choi beomgyu #qqtxt: texts #on a serious note #speaking of murdering #my laptop decided to r.i.p a few days ago and my heart STOPPED #i’ll be getting it checked tomorrow but forreal though #the only murdder here is me to my laptop bc i have progress on that laptop for my master’s and im #im just #ok nvm #here have some cute txt texts #i have a bunch more that i forgot i had saved so expect them up soon! #my fave was sending them memes of themselves LOL which will be comingsoon #<3

[batri-jopa]

#bunch of memes to describe my mood #there hell a lot if writing in the middle of the night #and nooo not just 'I should have gone to sleep 5 hours ago' that would be too easy apparently #so I go to sleep around midnight just to wake up at 3 quick check the tumblr write 10 sentences in the smartphone notes then go back sleep #then wake up like 30-45 min later to write even more and quick check tumblr again... now repeat till 8:00... for the last week or so... #I'm too tired to do my usual excercizes and also all my muscles hurt so bad from not getting enough of sleep #and my daytime life looks a lot like a mess or even a failure to my not-getting-enough-of-sleep little brain #but what can I do try to stop it? I'll be free when I finish... or get a writing block sooner #anyway pregnant women have it worse don't they?😆 #writer struggles #fic writing #writing in the night #creating in the night #memes #writing memes #writing mood #writing #writing in the middle of the night

[silvertsundere]

really gotta get back in the habit of rbing more memes and stuff cause I got used to just posting that stuff on discord during the apocalyse and now I still just do that

#tho not like I'd rb every meme I post on the server but yknow #I've been getting better tho like I rb'd that ygo one earlier #I also needa follow more people on here/get more moots but I'm picky with just following people blindly #even if I see them in my notes a bunch. the last batch of people I followed was cause some people had joined the server and #introduced themselves and then a buncha people shared urls so I followed a bunch I wasn't already #cause at least them being active in the server gives me a better vibe check then just seeing them in notes #annoying have to have all these separate tags cause of the character limit smh!!! #anyway onyasumi #silver rants

[mishy-mashy]

WELP got a new BNHA fic idea about the Resistance and an entrepreneurial OC, including:

Kudo is pretty sure the university barista isn't as polite and proper as she seems. Bruce doesn't believe him

"Are you sure you want to be working on Valentine's, Shiki-san?" Bruce looked up at the red streamers hung around. "Don't you have someone to go out with? It'll be really busy with all the couples."

She gave a closed-eye smile, which set off an alarm in their heads as this was very much not her usual one. It was a familiar sensation, being why they stiffened—the instinctive fear of scary women.

"What are you talking about, Bruce? Other than the fact that I have no time for romance..."

Her back turned, fist clenched as fire erupted in her eyes and around her. The aura she let off darkened her surroundings to a noxious blue, and Kudo could swear he saw GOGOGOGO~ characters shrouding her.

"Coffee dates are a classic. I can't turn down this chance to turn a profit......"

Bruce and Kudo sweatdropped.

Kudo likes facial masks

"Are those things really essential?" Bruce deadpanned, watching her stash mask packets away.

"If I ever need a self-care day to relax for a bit," she said.

Kudo put a finger on his cheek, touching the results of the deluxe face mask he stole from her.

"Totally understandable. Shit feels great. I'm smoother than a baby's ass."

"Kudo," Bruce warned, not wanting him to swear in front of her.

"That's why I was saving it. Jerk."

"Jerk who saved your life."

"Kudo!"

Being asked out by All For One while undercover with a fake identity

Her brain stalled.

"Fumi Haruka. Be my woman."

"..... I'm sorry, but we barely know each other. So, a relationship like that is..."

Yoichi didn't want to be here. He really did not want to watch his brother do this right now.

"Brother!!"

... Oh boy.

Yoichi doesn't understand Resistance codenames

"What's your name, dear?"

"Yoichi," he mumbled.

"What would you like to be called?"

"Yoichi."

"...... Alright." She didn't falter, tone as chipper as when she first asked. Similarly, Leader and Bruce didn't even blink as she introduced herself with a codename.

Writing their own domestic fanfiction in a canon-divergent void out of boredom

"I think we should adopt," Yoichi said thoughtfully. "I'd love to give children another chance at family."

"Oh, boy, 'children' plural." She did not miss that little big fact. "What's the limit of children? I don't want more than three."

"I want six," Yoichi hummed.

"More than one," Kudo decided so firmly that he definitely already had a number in mind.

"Only one, because just one is going to drive our house crazy," Bruce remarked as the sole voice of reason. "I wouldn't mind another one when the first is old enough."

"Well, we definitely aren't in agreement."

Going through their theater kid arc while waiting for the other vestiges

"She's the most beautiful girl in the whole town. That makes her the best."

"Damn, Kudo, didn't know that was your motivation," Bruce muttered not-quietly-at-all.

Yoichi still learning his memes

"Are we all cowabunga on this?" Yoichi asked the other holders.

None answered him. Finally, Shiki sighed and spared them all the discomfort of answering. "Yeah. We're cowabunga."

"God, I hope the road works ahead," Kudo muttered under his breath.

"This is fine." Bruce held up a thumbs-up.

En crinkled his nose, keeping quiet. They were his senpais, but, They're so outdated.

The first four holders being old

"Do you think we should call them Quirks now?" Yoichi asked Shiki, turning his head. "It's been long enough. No one calls them Meta Abilities anymore."

"Eh..." She looked away, not partial to the idea.

"We should keep up with the times," Yoichi decided for them.

".. If you think we should," she relented. Yet again, she fell victim to it: no one could say no to Yoichi. "Quirks," she tried it out. "Quirks. We have Quirks."

"No offense, Shiki-tan, but it sounds weird coming from you."

"Bruce, please."

Bruce basically having aneurysms whenever his attention is brought to All Might and Midoriya's health

"I WAS RIGHT."

"Bruce-"

"FORCING HIMSELF TO DO SOMETHING HE CAN'T DO WILL JUST BREAK SOMETHING."

[*Midoriya using One For All for the first time]

#my notes do not write out scenes as much as id like them to #but to be fair if i wrote this properly and in the way i wanted #itd be more serious or descriptive #my notes are already 60k+ i dont want to deal with an even-more excessively large draft #anywhoo OC fun times #a barista around the university that Kudo saved the life of and [skip a few events] [checks notes] is a vestige #they meme and make references but to others theyre so outdated #bruce thought All Might was crazy for making Tenth pull a fridge + himself with the power of his collarbone #so by the time they reach the UA entrance exam theyre air-quoting “bodybuilding” lest bruce go off #shinomori screamed when vestige might apppeared and like with every other time a new vestige showed up #he screamed and then tried pretending like he was never afraid #en tried summoning marshmallows to roast over vestige might #the first four were doing beauty and the beast while waiting #kudo likes being the beast but hes too scary so. its usually bruce #yoichi doesnt know any of the franchises they like #shinomori is convinced theres a Protection Squad in the void and seriously asks banjo to join it #its a running gag that others are trying to keep going with a straight face because it had been a joke #oh boy the standard tags for this #fic #oc #concept #fanfiction #bnha #boku no hero academia #spoilers #yoichi shigaraki #bruce #kudo #one for all users #all for one (tag limit)

[laurabenanti]

to the very very kind person who sent me two prompts on this ask game that i have not posted/responded to:

i promise i am going to do them still. i got a little preoccupied and my brain did not want to work. i appreciate you much and please know i'll post them this weekend at the latest!

#shut up cat no one cares #thank you tho v kind person!! i'm not tagging you here but i think you're online right now #i appreciate you and your patience #legit anyone who send me those - i appreciate you #it is really helping with my creative block that's creeped into my mind after posting that he gifset #if you all want to send more don't hesitate to #shit even send your ship of choice - if i'm familiar with it and it's not a nono ship (check my biases page) #i will use your ship 10/10 #also because i'm legit writing out a gd and about to outline the supercorp one even because i liked them so much #apparently tipsy/slightly intoxicated me does good domestic shit #i'm such a freaking wine!aunt #i became the meme #<- i babbled in the notes again so #long post #hush cat

[splenderai]

#me: wants to improve and build a portfolio so i can apply for some cool zines #also me: so upset about getting barely any notes that i'm thinking of just going back to low quality memes and doodles that get more notes #thank you to the [counts fingers on one hand] four friends who reblogged with nice comments #and the [checks discord] three or four friends who said something #(that includes the unenthusiastic ones who had one word or just an emoji lmao we are scraping the bottom of the barrel) #and the one that lowkey upset me bc it seemed dismissive but hey at least it was something ! 🥴 #anyways i just need to keep churning out art and push the disappointment down down down #words with min

[dyketubbo]

for a story with so much suicide and suicidal characters these ccs really do not know how to handle the topic well yes that includes wilbur soot himself

#suicide tw #realizing the fandom is not just like that but rather that its actually very fitting that the dsmp fandom is full of people who- #-turn suicide into a joke. because its not something these ccs treat as much more than a small detail in the story #theres so much talk about how other ccs and characters dont acknowledge that cwilbur is suicidal but id like to remind that #wilbur himself has a large hand in this writing and even he has some big flaws in how he handles the subject #its not really that ccwilbur and cctommy are the best at handling suicide in dsmp #i think they just happen to be the least sucky at it #but even then theres a lot of flaws namely in the lack of warning for any of it and the tendency to avoid outright stating it #as well as not holding others ccs accountable to acknowledging the dark themes in their stories #dsmps suicide themes vs the fandom treating suicide as a comedic topic is not a sign of dissonance between source and fans #but rather has a direct connection #which is much different from say. ddlc #where sayoris suicide is played very straight. she killed herself. she was told to do so by monica. she wrote a suicide note- #-she had death flags. no matter what you do she does it because no matter what shes simply that depressed #she makes sure to do it too early for mc to have been able to stop her even if he did keep their promise to pick her up and check on her #and it was purely the fandoms fault for treating it as a joke and constantly spreading memes about sayoris suicide #with no warning or sensitivity #theres an actual dissonance there. but with dsmp.. while its not an active joke in canon #its clear that the act of suicide is not necessarily the worrying factor of these characters deaths #but rather its framed as if whats worrying is how it effects others. the one exception being ctommys suicide attempt #which does make sense in that ctommys was the only one that was purely private #but still. its something to think about and point out #dsmp #negative #mask mews

[thornshadowwolf]

OK I'll bite what the hell is "promo hour"? /gen

#I've seen it a couple times and it just looks like ppl making posts saying 'follow me' and rbing their friends' posts saying 'follow them' #and like so obviously getting followers is the main deal but what's with the specific 'promo hour'? #is it like... the time tags update so you're likely to end up at the top of a tag? #is it a site-wide thing or is it like your friend goes 'hey guys I'm doing a promo hour make posts asking for followers'? #and like... most of them just look like intro posts* so why is that the promo hour post thing? #*like 'hi my name is ash I use he/they. I like to draw and my favorite shows are Star Trek and Firefly! Welcome to my blog!' #but half of them are also just random like. *meme image* goo goo ga ga PROMO HOUR POST YAY YIPPEE HOORAY amongus ok now follow me #and... do they actually do anything? #like do they work for getting you more followers? #I'm just so so lost... #*old man voice* back in my day we followed people because we found their content naturally not because their friend reblogged- #-their post begging for followers /lh #do they serve a similar purpose to the 'looking for mutuals/ppl to follow! if you post about: -mcr -fob -wolf's rain -death note -mlp -fma #like this post and I will check out your blog!' #except more focused on getting followers than following people to join a community? #also sorry a lot of this sounds negative and judgmental as I write it I just can't think of a way to rephrase it #anyway. #ThornShadow.said

[thexdeadxnxthexdying]

xlabxratsx asked: “You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..” (Eleven)

Bamboozled eyes scanned Eleven's face, brow ridged, eyes narrowed, lips thinned out in CONCENTRATION just trying to discern, in some way, any way, what the FUCK she was talking about. "Touched yourrrr..." That's when Emma's eyes flickered up before settled back on Eleven in... Was it... JUDGMENT? It might have been JUDGMENT. "Wait, your tits? Your ass? YOU? Holy shit, I had no idea such a rich girl could be such a consummate VIRGIN. We're both girls here. Look." In an instant, Emma grabbed at Eleven's hands and shoved them against her own chest. "See. Tits. You can touch 'em all you want. You won't catch me getting all SCHOOLGIRL EMBARRASSED about it." And yet as Emma spoke with confidence OUT LOUD, she couldn't help but question the extra THUMP she felt in her heart when she felt Eleven's hands against her breast. And a curling TWIST in her stomach at what could only realistically amount to REJECTION from the other girl. "So you feel better now...?" As if Emma's actions weren't bordering on a FELONY.

#21M-RFTX0♱Note: More Comfortable On Camera Than Off #21M-RFT53.Info♱She’s Got A Trove Of Loyal Subscribers And Her Whole Life Ahead Of Her When She Finally Gets Off This Island #21M-RFT53.Connections♱Internet Memes & Reality Checks #21M-RFT53.About♱Eleven Seems That she Is Calm & Does Not Distress Easily In Unfamiliar Environments. She Tends To Do Things Her Own Way #xlabxratsx

[rrcenic]

im coping the best that i can, guys

(hey all!

this gets more and more notes every day, and while i’m flattered, i am a bit crestfallen that my most popular post is yet again a low effort meme.

i make art!! i write!! i sing!! while i’m not the greatest it would make my day for you to check out some of the pieces i put hours of effort into.

here’s a lil ineffable wives one i just finished and here’s a post season two angst oneshot i wrote. just a couple of examples of what i do.

so if this meme got a chuckle out of you, maybe stick around? i take requests and im almost always online! have a lovely day and i apologize for my lil tangent)

#gos2 #gos2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens #good omens season 2 #nics stuff

[vergess]

Buddy, when racist cunts illegally prevented me from registering to vote by just refusing to accept my papers, I PROMISE YOU shitty guilt trip memes about my inability to vote made everything worse.

You know what ACTUALLY helped?

More than every passive aggressive shit for brains on this website telling me I deserve to me racially harassed for not giving Democrats my soul?

A fucking email from a fucking HERBS AND SPICES STORE that unlike you wretched cunts ACTUALLY HAD VOTER REGISTRATION HELPLINES IN IT.

Every time one of you godforsaken freaks tells me to 'get out and vote' like its cutely trivial and didn't take months of desperate phone calls just to register (IF my registration even WORKED THIS TIME).

If you, like me, are struggling with registration or poll access, try contacting your STATE board of elections.

Request that they send you TWO copies of their registration guidelines. Collect any documents listed in them.

Then, contact your LOCAL board. Tell them you would like to register IN PERSON IF POSSIBLE.

Bring your documents and the two copies of the guideline AND a working cell phone.

If you get ANY trouble AT ALL tell the local person you will call the state board to confirm their registration requirements. Be polite, but do not leave. Put the phone on speaker.

Most of the time, the local person who is doing Actual Serious Federal And State Crimes will give up at that point. If not, the person at the state board will generally outrank and overrule the local one.

Make a note of the names of both the local and state official.

Then, and this is the most important part:

CONFIRM YOUR REGISTRATION WAS FILED.

It may take a day or two for your registration to appear.

Unfortunately, if it's been a week, you're going to have to repeat the process.

Take the names you noted previously, and contact the state board again. Report that these people denied you registration on this day, in spite of you providing these documents, then list all the required papers you collected.

The person at the state SHOULD be able to direct you from there, but the process varies hugely by state.

Good luck to you all.

ETA: I was able to vote eventually, BTW. It took far more work than it should have. Physical injuries were sustained. But I did get to vote!!

#voter disenfranchisement #i may or may not be registered at this point #but i've only been trying since JUNE!!!! THAT'S FIVE FUCKING MONTHS!!!! #I HATE WHITE PEOPLE #ALWAYS GODDAMN ASSUMING THEIR EXPERIENCES ARE GODDAMN UNIVERSAL #OOOOOH ITS SO EEEASY OOOOH JUST GO VOTE OOOOOH #Yeah dude its so easy to be racially tormented for months on end #then told my duty to my tormentors is to vote for people who are merely apathetic to my death instead of ravenous for it #goddamn fucking assholes i cannot imagine a more demotivating fucking thing

[arkhammaid]

— ˚₊‧⁺˖ RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS.

fandom. formula one

pairing. max verstappen x snowboarder fem!reader (fc: zoi sadowski-synnott)

about. y/n l/n, olympic gold medalist, goes viral after her unusal win. her boyfriend silently cheers from the sidelines

content warnings. social media au, not edited/proofread

notes. i vaguely remember seeing the headlines (years ago) of a teen snowboarder oversleeping because he was watching netflix the night before the race LMAO. so this is kinda the inspiration for that

SKYSPORTS

liked by maxverstappen1, yourusername, redbull and 3'370'884 others

skysports Gold Medalist @/yourusername had a rough morning during the Winter Olympics, she overslept thanks to a late game night binge with her boyfriend. Yet despite also forgetting her coat, she takes the win by storm, all while flueled by three Red Bull's she had as breakfast.

"When me and my boyfriend sim race, we totally forget the time. It's his passion and I like to challenge him in something he thinks he's best in. I think it was 3am when I finally went to bed, luckily I found a some cans of Red Bull. You can also thank my boyfriend for that, he drinks that sh*t as if it's water."

Y/n takes the whole incident with stride, jokingly saying that she will have to repeat this routine if she wants to win gold the next time.

user SIM RACING WITH HER BOYFRIEND???

⤷ user don't know if we should thank him or not

⤷ user you'll probably never be able to thank him, y/n and her bf have been together for years now but she never revealed who it is

⤷ user does she even have a boyfriend??

⤷ user check her insta, she's been posting the same man for a long time now

user SHE'S SO FUCKING UNSERIOUS I LOVE THAT

user she's literally the definition of genz

user i don't care what anyone else says, this right here is queen shit behavior

⤷ user i crown thee, y/n l/n, to the queen of whatever this whole mess is

redbull See! Red Bull gives you wings, we take no longer any criticsm

⤷ user you better sign her up

⤷ user imagine she actually lands a red bull sponsorship just because of this

yourusername lol, that was fun

⤷ user LOL???

⤷ user i can't do this anymore 😭😭

maxverstappen1 👏👏

⤷ user MAX?!

⤷ user game recognizes game fr

user i don't know what's better. the camera catching her downing her third red bull right before the race or her cursing after she won

⤷ user meme of the year fr

YOURUSERNAME

liked by maxverstappen1, redbull and 1'552'082 others

yourusername happy to announce that i'm flying with @/redbull now! if one red bull doesn't work, try three. i won gold with it 😉

user SHE DID IT!!! Y/N NATION WE WON!!!

⤷ user now only the x games left

user can't wait for the insane promo shots

⤷ user bet she will do tricks from a cliff, right after drinking four red bulls

⤷ user straight from the skilift is my bet

redbull Proof that Red Bull gives you wings! Welcome to the family y/n ❤️💙

⤷ yourusername ❤️💙

user ahh the bigs smile makes me so happy, she deserves it

maxverstappen1 Welcome to the winners

⤷ yourusername thank you champ, i'll enjoy my stay!

user MAX LIKED AND COMMENTED

⤷ user MAXY/N NATION WE WON TODAY‼️‼️

⤷ user can we not pls... she has a bf

mathilde_gremaud welcome to the team y/n, so happy to see you here!!

⤷ yourusername thank you 😚

user i love red bull athletes welcoming newcomers

⤷ user a big family fr

⤷ user big and batshit crazy

⤷ user never said they're not lol

YOURUSERNAME

liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris and 2'003'863 others

yourusername the moment this trophy comes in our home i will throw it off the balcony. how dare you not kiss ME when you won your fourth world championship?!

all jokes aside, maxie, i'm so fucking proud of you, my #1 racer, my favorite dutchman and cat dad 🫶 to many more years of red bull domination (max and y/n version) love you sm!!

maxverstappen1 You will not touch my trophy.

maxverstappen1 Don't worry, I'll kiss you until you're sick of me

⤷ yourusername impossible!!!

⤷ user STOP THIS

⤷ user ew, that's sickening sweet (pls don't stop you guys are the sweetest)

maxverstappen1 I love you too, schatje

⤷ yourusername i love you more

⤷ maxverstappen1 Not possible? 🤨

⤷ landonorris okay we got it, you both love each other stop this shit

⤷ yourusername @/landonorris get out of my comments if you don't like it norizz

⤷ user WHEN IS IT MY TURN??

⤷ user not lando catching strays 😭

user IT HAS BEEN MAX ALL ALONG???

⤷ user five years of softlaunching... only for us to be hit by the biggest hard launch of the decade

redbull The Red Bull Powercouple™️

⤷ user simply lovely!

landonorris fucking finally! now max can bother someone else with his yapping

⤷ yourusername max doesn't do yapping, he just loves talking about me🫶

⤷ landonorris well, i got sick of it!! i literally should've ruined your softlaunch and tell the press about you guys

⤷ maxverstappen1 That's not what a friend would do

⤷ user HOW DID LANDO KEEP THIS SECRET FOR SO LONG??

⤷ user i bet y/n threatened him with violence

⤷ landonorris she did.

⤷ user HELP?!

user if max can comment on his girlfriend's post like a sap WHY CAN'T OTHER MEN AS WELL??

⤷ user they will never be max verstappen...

user brb, the highway is calling me

user con 😭 gra 😭 tu 😭 la 😭 tions 😭😭😭

⤷ user the bf was real... i fear i'm not strong enough to fight him for mother y/n...

⤷ user at least she's happy!!! (i'm actually crying my parasocial relationship is officially over)

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HEARTBREAK ON TOUR!

charles leclerc x famous!reader

summary: in which the lavender haze has been lifted. or in which america’s it couple splits.

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july 22, 2023

By Glamour

july 22, 2023 8:16AM

Just a few weeks ago, Charles Leclerc seemed to be shimmering with joy about his relationship with Lola Ransdell. “He’s happier than he’s been in a long time,” one insider told Us Weekly. Friends of Leclerc and Ransdell were texting a New Yorker writer who profiled Ransdell to say, off the record, that “this time, it’s real.” 

Close insiders  were reporting that the Ferrari driver and Youtuber were even planning to share Leclerc’s estate in Monaco, a house he once shared with singing scarlet ex, Y/n L/n.  In a recent youtube video, Ransdell herself told her fanbase, “I’ve just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before.” 

Just weeks later, Leclerc’s and Ransdell’s relationship is over. So how did things go from sparks flying to their last kiss so quickly? Let’s hear from the sources.

Shortly after TMZ first reported the breakup, without a reason, a source had more for Entertainment Tonight. “They are both extremely busy and realized they’re not really compatible with each other,” they said.

That checks out — Leclerc had been off the road when their relationship went public, but the summer season of formula one recently kicked off a marathon in Britain, early July, leaving little time for their rendezvous between Ransdell’s own schedule. 

But immediately, Leclerc’s split looked and sounded like a bit of image rehabilitation given the multiple controversies following Ransdell. Their relationship became controversial as soon as it began, as fans were quick to note that Randell shared uncanny similarities to ex, Y/n L/n.

Left to right: Ransdell, L/n via instagram

As more insider comments poured in post-split, a narrative seemed to form that their relationship was just a low-key rebound all along.

“It was always casual,” a source told People. “It was never serious,” another told Us. And in an instantly memed quote, another insider told People, “They were never boyfriend-girlfriend or exclusive.” If you read between the lines of the reporting during their relationship, though, this doesn’t seem too far off. 

That source who told Us how much “happier” Leclerc was with Ransdell did go on to add, “It’s hard to tell if they’ll go the distance.” And another seemed to tell People that Ransdell was just Leclerc’s sidepiece while he was away from his main squeeze, the Hungary Grand Prix  itself. “He’s very focused on his job but is enjoying hanging out with Ransdell when he is off,” they said.

Sure, not all the insiders saw things that way. The source who initially confirmed their relationship to the The Sun said Leclerc and Ransdell were “madly in love” at the time. (Maybe they even said as much themselves.) Another had told Us that the couple was “moving fast,” adding, “They really enjoy each other’s company and want to spend as much time together as possible.” And even we saw the public kissing, cuddling, and late nights at Leclerc’s apartment.

Leclerc and Ransdell spotted at a beach in Malibu last week via@tmz

Nearly every source who confirmed Leclerc’s breakup added that he was just having “fun” with Ransdell. “He wasn’t ready for another serious relationship just yet,” a source told Us, after his previous split from six-year girlfriend Y/n L/n. 

Leclerc and L/n spotted at the same beach in malibu, just a year before Leclerc revisited the spot with the Australian Influencer via@tmz

Crucially, that source added that his friends weren’t surprised by the split, echoing a detail from that initial ET report. “Charles’s friends want what’s best for him and aren’t shocked that their relationship fizzled out,” the ET source said. “In fact, some of them even encouraged him to break up with her—his family included.”

So, the classic case of friends and family supporting a relationship in the moment even though they can already see the end. Take it from a “Page Six” source: “Everyone who really knows him has been saying all along that this was a fun, good-time thing that would last as long as it lasted and would be no big deal once it was done.”

 That insider went on to call the relationship “a summertime thing,” comparing it to his 2015 fling with Charlotte Siné.

Leclerc and Sine back in 2015, via @charlottesiine on instagram in now deleted posts.

To this unusually chatty and surprisingly profound insider, this wasn’t even a proper breakup. “It’s a natural evolution of a fun little thing whose moment is over,” they said.

Or, at least, whose moment is over for now. As one of People’s sources added after the split, “Who knows what could happen again.”

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yourinstagram good in goodbye. single & music video out 7/28. meet me behind the mall.

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y/nserastour GIRL WHAT THE FUCK

lovinghimwasred i understood that reference ☝️

peteparkerml WHAT IS DREW STARKEY DOING HERE???

madisonbaileybabe my favs in one room omg

obxstarkey it’s just a music video 😀 it’s just a music video 😀 it’s just a music video 😀

obxscenes the devil (and kris jenner) work hard but y/n l/n works harder.

drewstarkey so much for summer love

y/nswizzle i just know this song is abt charles..

charlesleclercfan11 y/nswizzle she needs to leave him alone atp like it’s so obvious and embarrassing. she’s just so obsessed and using his name to stay relevant.

yourinstagram charlesleclercfan11 if you listened closely, you'd know my music's about my life, not a single person. but hey, i guess 'obsession' sells records, right?

madelyncline lowkey offended u didn’t chose me as your love interest

yourinstagram madelyncline dw babe you can be it in the next one 💘

libray/n yourinstagram WHAT DO U MEAN NEXT ONE???

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tmz_tv #Y/nL/n appears to have confirmed the dating rumors about her and #AaronTaylorJohnson! See video of Y/n and Aaron driving the getaway car from dior’s backstage after party to a private dinner near the singer scarlet’s manhattan apartment.

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landonorris OH SHIT

szasbutterfly the 1997 y/n’s version promo is insane

kardashianclips I dont understand why it's a big thing ...like she's always dating somebody

kanye_ontop she wrote 10 songs that night

goatwest kanye_ontop 1. "London Love Story" 2. "Stage Lights and Tea" 3. "Theatrical Love Affair" 4. "Leading Man" 5. "Behind the Scenes" 6. "Silver Screen Across the Sea" 7. "Cinema Nights" 8. "West End Serenade" 9. "Take One" 10. "Scene Stealer"

salvatoredelrey this relationship is so 2010s coded

bellyxconrad the beginning of another beautiful song for us #your/fandoms/name

user31 maybe y/n should focus on her music and less on her love life. It's getting old 😒

TWITTER, july 22

ally's radio 📻 : HI GUYS IM BACK! sorry for the two month hiatus 💀 anywyas, SECRETS OUT ATJ IS THE NEW LOVERRR (bless up) (henry was so, so close) drew isn’t going to interfere w the story, just thought it’d be fun to throw him in there bc he’s hot😍. what do we think? also what do we think charles’s reaction is gonna be? lmk bc i’m so curious how y’all think this is gonna play out. i have an idea, but i’m welcome to others ofc.

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