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loveyourownsmiilee · 3 years

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How do you think the 911 characters would react if someone random called them a dilf/milf - I feel like Chimney would be flattered and know what dilf means and he would smirk and say thanks. Eddie to be honest I feel like he either don’t know what dilf even is or he knows and pretends like he doesn’t cause he’s embarrassed that people always view him as this hot dilf. Bobby ? I feel like he would laugh about it. Hen? I feel like if someone called her a milf she would also find it amusing and be flattered. Athena? She’d be like damn right I’m a milf. Karen’s a milf, too btw. Buck? If someone called him a dilf I feel like he would know what it is and would say thanks. He knows he’s attractive and he knows people think he’s hot but not in a cocky way. If someone called Maddie a milf I think she would bust out laughing. Like genuinely. Not because she’s making fun of the person but she just never thought of herself like that and Idk she just thinks it’s sweet someone thinks she’s a milf. That’s it. I just wanna know your opinion on how the 911 characters would react to being called a dilf/milf. This is literally so dumb but it makes me laugh to think about their reactions to this

Ok I love this ask so much!!! Haha I loved your reasoning to each one of them getting called a dilf/milf and I think you’re right on! If I were to guess, this is what I’d thing:

Chim absolutely loves being called a dilf bc he’s a smug bastard who loves when people call him that over them calling Eddie or Buck one. He rubs it in each of their faces and probably keeps a tally over how many times he’s been called one in true Chim fashion.

Maddie enjoys it as much as Chim does. She high fives Chim anytime someone calls either one of them a dilf/milf. They’re that power couple that knows they’re hot and wants others to know it 😂

Bobby is mortified if anyone calls him that. He not only has 2 step children, but he’s like the dad of everyone at the station and he does not tolerate that in any way. No thank you.

Hen will straight up reply with “I sure am thank you for stating the obvious 😏” she will surely embrace it bc she’s a confident queen!

Karen will not be having any of that. She’ll reply with “I’m a mother and I’m married. The only person I wanna fuck is my wife tyvm”. She ain’t here for strangers comments.

Athena will probably have anyone who calls her a milf arrested 😂 I swear I can’t see her accepting anyone calling her that, well.

Eddie, poor precious Eddie, will be all confused like, “uh..thanks?” And turn right around and ask Buck “what the hell is a dilf?” And then when Buck laughs and explains, Eddie will turn beet red and roll his eyes fondly bc he is a father and is under no circumstance looking for fuck anyone.

Buck, our baby Buck who is not technically a dad (he is in my mind) but when someone sees him with Christopher or even Jee Yun and calls him a dilf, he automatically flushed red all over. He does that cute little eyelash flutter thing where he looks down then looks up all puppy like. Those firehose days are so past him but he lowkey enjoys being called a dilf simply bc it implies that he’s a dad and he’s a softy like that.

Come chat with me 🤗

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nis-talks-qsmp · 3 years

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I made my best friends react to DSMP characters and tell me what they thought

Reminder that we are talking about the characters and not the streamers! and all my friends’ opinions on them are based on their skins only. Have in mind that I told them absolutely nothing about the characters or the content creators

Sam

King of creepers

Master strategist

Is a bad guy

Has digestive problems (????)

Awful at dating

Bbh

Murderer

Sneaky

Afraid of light

Goes out at night to flirt with people

Doesn’t show his face because he’s hiding something

Puffy

One said she was a pirate, one said she was a general and the other one said Puffy was just a little boy LARPing

Half alive, half skeleton

Was cursed by a witch

The most responsible one

Eret

Has style

Thinks they’re better than everybody else

Likes to tell jokes but no one thinks they’re funny

Narcissist but also insecure

Has family issues

Foolish

Was born without a mouth

Introverted

Everybody used him for his powers and now he has trust issues

Jack

Cracked at everything

Has conjunctivitis and hides it with his glasses

Talks too much

Afraid of falling (because he wears knee pads)

Very serious

Programer

The character who says “leave it all to me” and then 2 episodes later you get to see the crazy good thing he did that shouldn’t be possible to achieve

Dream

Little funky man with a green hat

Background character

Tree #2 on school plays

Hiding something behind his smile

Anthropomorphic virus

Wilbur

In love with Puffy

Time traveler hobo

Someone very important in his life died so he wants to go back in time to prevent it

Hates his life

Fundy

Lonely furry

Filthy rich

Old man

Most knowledgeable one/everyone’s leader

Inversionist

Tommy

Popular guy

Justin Bieber wanna be

Protag’s bestie

Very cool dude

Trans

Tubbo

Ash ketchum but blonde

Antisocial

Shaggy from scooby doo but not high

Shy

Gives no shits about anything ever

Schlatt

Businessman

Uncivilized man from the past that came to the present and learned the ways of economy

Karl

Otaku who showers

Niki

Emo teen girl

Has style

Very cool

Snarky comments on everything

Hannah

Dating Niki

Can control plants

Extremely cute but also very powerful

Everyone fears her

Probably a goddess who doesn’t know about the potential of her powers

Hbomb

A Himbo in its purest form

Could crush you with his bare arms but doesn’t because he’s a pure soul who wouldn’t hurt a fly

Afraid of cats

Callahan

Literally just vibing

Techno

Santa Claus Peppa pig

Has chimneys for shoes

Mute

Experiment gone wrong

Ranboo

“Oh this one’s definitely the admin of the server”

Slenderman

Hades of minecraft

Stonks

Philza

Otaku who doesn’t shower

Himbo Dilf

Pretends to know what he’s doing with his life but really doesn’t

Quackity

Drug dealer

Works trading organs

Scary

Goes out at night to “exercise” but he approaches you to offer you some gum or something, the thing is he also just sells gum but is very shady about it

Ponk

Non binary

Levitates

Used to be a fighter

Got injured and had to give up fighting, but they don’t take off their mask because it gives them confort

Punz

Lesbian

Fashion designer

Rich and annoying

Schlatt’s daughter

Wants to be an assassin so bad

Sapnap

Otaku who sometimes showers

E-boy

Is an engineer

His business' logo is the flame on his shirt

Skeppy

Made out of ice

Seems happy but really isn’t

Afraid of falling in love

Wobbuffet

George

Willy Wonka E-boy

Wears a skirt

Drug addict

Wears glasses to hide the fact that he’s high af

Purpled

It’s been so long

Since I last have seen my son

Lost to this monster

To the man behind the slaughter

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justsmilestuffhappens · 5 years

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A DILF vs Fire Hoes

He couldn't believe it. Buck was looking at the blog someone had mentioned while on a call saying he had been dethroned. What!

He wasn't jealous. Honestly. He was past that. Sure Eddie was hot but he wasn't just that.

It didn't make him feel any better about people objectifying his best friend. This was, creepy?

It was Chimney who found him.

"What ya doin Buck?"

"Nothing!" Buck replied.

"Eddie Diaz is a dilf. Hmm" Hen said behind him. When did she get there.

Buck quickly shut the laptop. Fuck! He hoped he didn't break it.

"Whoa buckaroo easy there man" Chimney hissed.

"It's stupid" it was.

"Well they may be right but maybe they shouldn't say it." Hen said while taking a sip. "What I'm not blind. But this DILF and MILF shit is kind of disrespectful to me." She said to Chimney's look.

"Exactly." Buck said while going to put his laptop up.

But why did his stomach still feel weird.

They were back from a call, in the truck, when Chimney told Eddie. Or well he tried to.

"So you see that thing?"

"What thing?"

"Buck didn't tell you?"

Way to throw me under the bus Chim. Buck thought.

"There was an article on people who know multiple languages having stronger mental dexterity or something. Made me think of you" Buck said earning silence.

"Umm. Thanks?"

Buck could punch Chimney if he wasn't his friend and Maddie wouldn't kick his ass. And well if he did that kind of thing. But seriously.

Eddie didn't need that shit. Christopher neither. It was better not knowing.

"I reported you" Buck heard as Hen sat next to him.

"What?!" He's innocent.

"I reported it. The blog, the other day. Well more sent a request for them to take that down. Mentioned the possibility for a kid seeing that stuff and maybe a lawyer looking into things like posting pictures or the location of people's houses. Half bullshit but could work."

"Oh" Buck thought about it. Hopefully that did it.

"Hey Hen, mind if I talk to Buck about something?" Eddie said coming over with a banana, a plantain?

"No, sure. I was finished with him, he's all yours" Hen smiled while going downstairs.

"So. Reading articles that remind you of me. That a regular thing?" He said before taking a bite.

"What? No. I mean. I don't read them because they remind me of you, I just hap-"

Wait. Not everything reminded him of Eddie right? Why'd he say that?

"Earth to Buck. You okay dude?"

"It's hard not thinking about your best friend once in a while. I think of Christopher and you" Buck shrugged.

Who was he trying to reassure again?

"That's nice. Only good things right. I'm not pushing him on you too much? " Eddie frowned.

"No! Being around him is great. I think, about, y'all being happy, and hope you two, don't get hurt"

"Good to know. You can relax your brain buddy."

"Don't ask questions that are hard to answer then"

"Sorry. Hard to tell. I'm not exactly in your brain"

But wasn't he? Sometimes.

They're done with shift. It'd been a long week.

Eddie was suggesting Buck come over for grilling with Christopher when Bobby came in.

"Eddie can I have a word."

"Huh? Sure Cap, something wrong?"

"You might want this to be private." Bobby said looking at Buck.

"No. I'm okay with him hearing it, it's Buck" he said like that answered it.

"I'm sorry. It was brought to my attention you were being harassed?" Eddie's face shifted.

"We got it taken down after their recent action. But they'll have an officer in the area if anyone tries something, for safety the next couple of days"

"What are you talking about?"

"The blog. I assumed you'd seen it. Chimney said you all knew"

"Bobby I don't know anything about a blog"

Bobby looked from Eddie to Buck who was staring at his shoes.

"Buck."

"Buck?"

"Kind of a funny story" he winced.

...

"That's why I didn't tell you. I didn't want to ruin your day. And then I thought Hen talked some sense into them"

"Buck!?" Eddie was muttering curses. They may have been in Spanish but Buck and Bobby knew.

"Next time Buck just tell them. Make the time and say it" Bobby told him as Eddie was finishing getting his things ready and Bobby was out the door.

"I'm sorry Eddie. I didn't think they'd say something like this and if I did I'd have told you to keep Christopher safe, I would"

"It's fine Buck"

"It doesn't feel fine. I messed up. I didn't mean to but I did. I don't have to come over if you'd rather not see me" Buck sighed.

"Oh you're coming over. And you're cooking." Eddie said while getting to their cars.

"You really want to risk burnt food for me to make up for my mistake?"

"Guess you'll just have to make extra sure it's edible then huh"

Buck guesses things could be worse.

Eddie could hate him for a number of reasons.

Or they could have gotten catcalled by self titled fire hoes by now.

He's outside keeping an eye on the food as inside Christopher is helping his dad set up sides and toppings for the burgers.

The music is nice as there's a light breeze. A lady is jogging as she sees him from the street stopping to stare.

Suddenly Buck feels self conscious about having smudges on his face and arms. He doesn't know why. It hasn't bothered him before to be ogled at but maybe that was more of a Buck 1.5 thing.

He hears Eddie coming over as he remembers the food. Shit!

Only one patty is a little too charred but there's still enough for the three of them.

"Getting distracted?"

"No." He lied. "Maybe. You see her jogging before?" Buck nods toward her. She's stretching now.

"I'm not sure. Think so, but I'm not setting you up with a pseudo neighbor"

"I didn't mean- I thought she was one of-"

He feels Eddie's hand on his shoulder and instantly relaxes.

"Want to call patrol? Have 'em scare her off"

"She might not be though. I mean I'd feel bad if she wasn't, you know"

She's already leaving when Buck moves the burgers to a container.

"I don't blame you. You know that right?" Eddie's asking while Bucks checking everything's safe and turned off.

"No. I do? Still, could have gone about it better I guess but everything's like that isn't it."

"Yeah. Maybe I was a little harsh in my reaction. You didn't mean bad by not telling me and if people had done something you didn't make them. Plus nothing happened" Eddie said.

Buck fought not to say 'Yet'.

He felt an arm around his back in a sort of side hug.

"For the record, we think about you too."

Huh. That came out of left field.

Eddie wasn't meeting Bucks questioning eyes.

There was something there. Or was that just Buck.

Eddie was guiding him in turning towards the house.

"Christopher asks if I think you had a good day sometimes. You can ask him if you want" Eddie's smiling as Christopher looks up hearing his name from the couch.

"Are you done Buck? I'm hungry and dad said we can't have cookies until after we eat" the little guy was putting up his biggest pout.

"Yeah. Had to put some extra Buckley care into these for you guys. Hope it's really tasty buddy" Buck winks.

"Dad says were omnivores so you don't have to worry too much"

That earns a laugh from both of them at Christopher's words.

The burgers are good but best while fresh so they're devoured fairly quickly.

Christopher is finishing his first as Eddie and Buck are fighting food comas after their seconds.

"Dad what's a DILF?"

Bucks spilling some water onto himself as Eddie's beer is starting to foam.

"Umm. Where did you hear that?" Eddie asks.

"Is it a bad word? "

"No buddy. It's weird, some people don't like it" Buck starts.

"I heard Denny's mom say it."

"Christopher a DILF is-"

"It's a kind of pickle." Buck is chiming in as Eddie is turning his head too quickly.

"She could have been saying it odd or you may have heard it different buddy. A dill is a type of pickle like we ate. Not everyone likes them but they're not really bad"

"Okay. Can we eat cookies now?"

"Yes Christopher. Pick which you want." Eddie is opening the assortment for him.

Bucks wiping sweat off his brow like he just diffused a bomb. Metaphorically.

"Thanks. You're a lifesaver" Eddie whispers before Christopher is back in his seat.

That feelings back. But Buck notices this time it's more towards his chest than his stomach.

"Any time. I'm always here if you need me"

And he means it. He really does.

"You're the best Buck" Christopher is putting a cookie in front of him.

"What about me?"

"You're not a Buck dad."

"You know what? Here" Buck is breaking his cookie in two and handing it over to Eddie. "I don't think I could handle a full one. Mind helping me?"

"Sure. Maybe he is the best" Eddie's telling Christopher.

"I'm right here."

"Yep. Let's wash up and we can nap over a movie, sound good? "

Buck isn't arguing with that even if he wanted to.

"I wanna pick. Please." Christopher pipes in.

"Okay. Wash your hands then start it up. We'll clean up a bit so it's not too bad then go to the couch"

The dishes are soaking, other trash discarded.

The three of them are currently sitting with a large blanket. Eddie's head's lolling as Buck is drooling.

Christopher is giggling at them as he's tuning into his favorite parts and starting to lean.

"Odd how that sorted itself out huh?" Bobby says while looking at his phone.

"If you ask me it makes sense, in a weird way." Athena says while drinking on the couch with him.

"At least maybe now they'll leave them alone, hopefully."

"We can hope, but for every dozen there could be one that doesn't take this well. Some won't like hearing Eddie's off the market even if they'd never have a chance with him."

"Well if something does happen he's got us. Know what's stranger?"

"What?"

"I can kind of see it"

"See what?"

"See them together. Or why people would think that. They're already close, help each other,"

"Bobby they're grown men don't go trying to set them up"

"I might have already done that. Unintentionally"

"Well, then if they get together you're deserve a gift basket"

"Really? "

"I'm kidding" she laughs.

She's looking at the photo posted to the blog.

They look cute. Eddie's leaning into Buck.

He's looking almost possessive to the camera.

She wonders if he thought about this. No telling.

Sorry fire hoes. Is the hottest firefighting DILF taken? Titles the page.

People today.

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Indie & Rio

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