i think saturday being between meme fridays and submission sundays is a little weird bc it'll get overshadowed by the other two, so i think im going to make it special by making it a "dont post" day
i usually forget to post on saturdays anyways and i think having a day dedicated to a break would help me be more consistent on the other days lol
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What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
(I started this work before seeing season 2 and WELL AH !)
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Why yes, I will be participating in Crab Day on July 29th! Just... in a different way...
I hope that you all will celebrate with me and send me pictures of our favorite crab-handed villain!
🦀🦀🦀
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*Kakuzu walks into the living room*
Kakuzu: Ah, just the ones I wanted to see. *holds something up* What is this?
Hidan: Are you as fuckin’ blind as red-eyes now? It’s an egg carton.
Kakuzu: *opens it* It’s an EMPTY egg carton, brat. There were eighteen eggs in here. EIGHTEEN!! And not a single one is left. I put this in the refrigerator YESTERDAY NIGHT. How did you manage to go through a dozen and a half eggs, by yourselves, in less than 24 hours?!
Deidara: Did you know that swallowing eggs raw is a good way to get protein, hm?
Hidan: Also if you try to make super-omelettes with less than six eggs per omelette, then it doesn’t count.
Deidara: Speaking of which, the cheese is probably gone too.
Hidan: And the tomatoes. And onions. And peppers.
Deidara: And we had to have toast so that loaf of bread you got yesterday MIGHT be go —
Kakuzu: *shoots out his tentacles and grabs Deidara and Hidan by the necks*
Kakuzu: You little bastards!! Do you have any idea how expensive food is?! Do you think money grows on trees?? What in the hell do —
*Konan walks into the room*
Deidara: K-Konan! Help us!
Hidan: Can’t … b-breathe …
Konan: Kakuzu! Let those poor boys go!
Kakuzu: I can’t do that, Konan. I’m afraid you’ll have to find replacements for them; they’ve gone too far this time.
Konan: You’re really going to kill them, over a few groceries?? Everything that they ate can be replaced!
Kakuzu: I’m glad you think that, dear … *uses another tentacle to reach into his pocket and pull out an empty bag* You know those peanut butter cups you were hiding? They ate those, too.
Konan:
Konan: *locks the door and changes her body into razor-sharp blades of paper*
Konan: Let go of them. I get them first.
Hidan and Deidara:
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There should be an extension that forcibly shoves everything back into 2015-ish tumblr layout and i am Not kidding.
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