#cuz i still have the games

[ghostbsuter]

"Oh, fuck no." The door is slammed, unfortunately for him, the guy stuck his foot in the jamb and pushed it open again.

"C'mon luv!" Constantine smiles charmingly, not waiting for Danny and entering the apartment.

At least Batman, Nightwing and Spoiler had the patience to wait for him to invite them in. Sagging against the door, he beckoned them inside.

Despite the caution, Spoiler gleefully stepped in, looking around like a child in an amusement park— which might not be too far off.

His apartment is, with all its wards and enchantments, very magical inside than it is outside.

The planetary system of another world, used as light for the living room and for practice.

(Nightwing is careful with what he touches. He still remembers the hours they spent in Mumbo Jumbo's hat.)

Batman on the other hand is following Constantine and Danny to what he assumes to be the office, if the amount of magical stuff carelessly laying around means anything.

"Alright fucker, what are you doing here? And how did you even know I live in gotham?"

John had the audacity to look abashed, scratching the back of his head with a nervous chuckle.

"Something came up and you know Gotham doesn't like me. She is much more used to you and I wanted to introduce bats to you, in case of emergency."

The young adolence stares owlishly.

(How did Constantine expect him to act at the fact that he's trusting a magical situation into the hands of a stranger?

Batman isn't sure how good the boy even is!)

"That's incredible thoughtful of you Connie." Danny hums. "What did you lose for your sorry ass to come here?"

Spoiler snorts, petting a red salamander. "He didn't lose anything." She reassures with a wave, giving an exaggerated smile and raising her brows to show that she's finding it very amusing.

Constantine sputters.

"Ancient knows how Zatanna and Raven deal with him."

Nighteing perks up from the side where he'd looked over the books, some pixie fairies(?) fawning over him? "Raven? You know her?"

Danny suppresses another sigh.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #i cant believe batman got his own personal magic knowing person here in his own city #this man is RELIEVED #no longer does he have to call constantine #he still calls zatanna #magic boy aqured #his black hair and blue eyss are a bonus #Constantine used to break into dsnnys home before he moved #he stil does it #but now its difficult cuz lady gotham likes danny #before anyone asks abt the pixie fairies #they appeared one day and never left #think zelda and a hint of fantastic beasts and where to find him + like the guy from jon constanine who lived in the bowling game place and #legit had drsgon fire with him #danny is batshit crazy

[azure-clockwork]

I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes

#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest #Do I tag it? #Yeah fuck it we ball #fe3h #fe16 #edelgard von hresvelg #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #rhea fire emblem #I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly #Well except Rhea #I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr #discourse #edelgard discourse #Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol #there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game #also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention” #but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think: #“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then” #also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up #and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’ #and that’s also really funny #point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone #I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right #I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Tim and Kon the type of boyfriends to respond to declarations of love by saying " cringe" like ratio.

For ex.

Tim being overcome with sappy feelings™ for his boyfriend looks up at Kon like " hey, I love you"

Kon looks at him and lifts an eye brow and says " cringe"

But he's also holding Tim's hand so.

This exchange also works the other way!

Ex.2

Kon being over come with a warm fuzzy emotion after seeing Tim round house kick a baddie to the ground is like. " Damn I love you!"

And Tim sweaty in his robin gear glares at him from behind his domino and says " Cringe"

They take turns being the emotional one and the chronically unable to show affection one. It's balance! It's Gen Z! It's two local rat dudes macking on each other!

#i like to think tim and Kon are separately the most annoying guys people know and when they come together its worse #theyre making fun of you for not being able to ollie when they unironically have tried to skate holding hands #they still try to dress like its the 90s and not in a cool way #tims wearing like a hollister polo shirt and khakis from the gotham good will this isnt cool. #worst part is you cant tell him shit about it cuz even in that fit hes got more game then u #conner hates that guy fr thats why hes engaged to him cuz hes a real hater #timkon #dc #batman #superman #superboy #conner kent #tim drake #red robin

[0xochitlsketches0]

You would like it uptown, it's quiet uptown ~ 🍂 🌺

Sometimes I think about all my followers who never got to see the world I promised for them :,)

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #I did a couple of versions cuz I couldn’t figure out the coloring and I gave up akdhdkdn #I do hope they enjoyed the time they did have #I did my best for them #especially the early ones who had to endure me still figuring out how the game worked 💀 #it was rough skfhdjkdn

[whmp]

hey, it's me! i'm still alive, somehow, though just barely. this semester has been pretty tough so far and will probably remain that way until spring. despite this, i managed to add some fun new features. : ) ALSO i promise 100000% that if you sent me an ask i WILL answer it. i will. anyway, look at all those cool things! -> a system for cuts, bruises, tattoos, wounds and other decorations your whumpee's skin is an empty canvas. whether you fill it with scars and wounds or cutesy band aids is up to you!

the way this is set up is kind of like a bunch of stickers. so for example, if you decide to hurt the lil' guy with something sharp, he'll get a "stab wound" sticker in the spot you decided to target. over time, that sticker will change over to a "stab scar" one. it's a very flexible way to do things, but it still needs some work and a couple big changes, since it's very unfriendly to low-end computers. in terms of visuals though, it should look exactly the same as the decal-based "decorations" for your whumpee that you see above!

- a better way of getting that dude on camera the camera system is now a lot more immersive and will fit the story. the awkward developer cam that could clip into walls is no more.

you can drag around the view and zoom in and out by scrolling. as you progress, you'll get access to even more ways to invade your whumpee's privacy. : )

-> new ways to get horny in the last devlog post (around 1000 years ago) i said that you won't see any "horny accessories" in the upcoming updates. that was a complete lie, sorry! here's a preview of some cool new horns you can give to your whumpee.

the neat part is that the horns are customizable - other than just choosing the shape, you can modify their size and color gradient. -> other stuff + story i've made plenty of changes and additions to the back end. most of it is not flashy or super significant - most of the time and energy i could dedicate to the project went right into fueling the violent, bloody conflict between me and custom shader code. i've also made some updates to how time is simulated and fixed a bunch of bugs. there is now a sound system too! i'll look for some copyright-free sfx and music before the next update. oh, and there's some lore too!

i've been experimenting with different ways of delivering the main storyline. heavily stylized cutscene-like sequences were very fun to do! not sure if i'll stick with this style though. either way, i have the general outline of something that resembles a plot. >: ) that's it for now! again, sorry for the irregular update schedule. i've been following the "no progress for a long time, then one night you have all the energy and inspiration in the world and you zone the fuck out for an unhealthy amount of time just working on your thing then until realize that you're going to be asleep within the next 40 seconds" development strategy - hopefully, my brain will kindly allow me to switch to a more comfortable workflow. :' ) taglist below: (let me know if you want to be added OR LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT TO ADD YOU IM SO SORRY) @whumpinthepot @andithewhumper @pigeonwhumps @monarchthefirst @scp-1296 @whumpedydump @screenys-whump-corner @whumpshaped @bloodsweatandpotato @burning-and-remembering @thealmightyconeoftruth @whimpity-whumpity @catnykit @vietbluecoeur @rainythealias @cardboardarsonist @snakebites-and-ink @lthrboy @woo-lu-woo @wingsofadragonsstuff @wecoffphm @bayvel @pics-and-fanfics @dokidokisadness @generic-whumperz @lambetjenasus @aarika-merrill @hayaneakabane @moons-cozy-corner @brittaunfiltered09 @rule-masochism @reverie1234 @oddsconvert @wh-wh-whumpified @currentlyinthesprial @cupcakes-and-pain @heavenlyden @whumpsday @likeadeadbattery @stay-on-topic1 @cyborg0109 @kawhump @astrowhump

#whumpdev #whump community #whump art #whump game #whumblr #whump #this took forever SORRY #there's still so much more to do but i'm really excited to start implementing new stuff #i gotta get myself a trello board with features or something #or anything that resembles a plan tbh #planning is hard but you know what is even harder? sticking to a plan #and that difficulty SKYROCKETS if its a plan you made yourself #man idk i gotta check if i don't have adhd or something i feel like this might not be the way an adult brain should operate #ill do some research later if i don't forget??? i'm always so skeptical of thinking to myself “i might have this disorder” #cuz i feel like i'm super hardcore prone to some weird bias and i wouldn't trust my own brain to diagnose itself #i don't trust that fucker in general

[florwal]

it’s so hard to get out of the “i need to be recording this gameplay or putting this save/build out to the masses.” mindset, especially when people are being rude in your inbox demanding shit and acting like you owe them something.

anyway my save files have issues and i don’t plan on fixing them for a while because like i’ve said… the amount of bugs and problems the game itself has makes it a super frustrating and stressful thing and i’d rather not spend months of my life nonstop working on something that the game will eventually break again.

#i went A YEAR AND A HALF #not playing the game at all unless it was for youtube or playtesting a lot #i’ve been enjoying just playing the game for myself #also this is only directed towards annoying people in my inbox #obviously i love and appreciate the community i have #and i’m still gonna release builds and stuff #cuz i like doing it #don’t wanna seem ungrateful! #i’m very lucky to have people out there that enjoy things i create #some people are just assholes <3

[dykedvonte]

You wanna talk about House and Benny? Let’s talk about House and Benny. Let’s talk about how House says he saw Benny as a son figure ans a rightful successor to the strip. Let’s talk about how Benny was so charmed by House’s offer that he literally killed a man to get the position to agree to it. Let’s talk about how House was intentionally priming Benny and regrets not doing better, not for the wasted time but of Benny’s wasted potential, how it was misplaced. Let’s talk about how Benny didn’t question House’s leadership until the guy started going radio silent. Let’s talk about House and Benny:

#cause realistically Benny had to be of an age house could project a parental view on when they first met and combined with how impulsive and #short sighted Benny is with his planning and way of operating makes me think he’s not as old as people headcanon cause he was the leader #the chairmen for 7 years so you have to subtract that from his current age meaning he was even younger and more impressionable to house cuz #how else would house see him as a good candidate if his backstabbing was already a thing seeing as house was aware of his plan from the #start so since house projects and acts like a man ranged late 40s to 50s I’d say Benny is max 25-27 by game start so they met when he was #still a teen cause a theme in the game surrounding older npcs ins a resistance to change and of course someone still young and okay with #change would take an offer such as Houses eagerly along with the fact Benny seems like okay with sudden change actually considering him #giving you the reigns when he thinks his goose is cooked #but this is all to say there was def an unhealthy projection on house part on the role he wanted Benny to play that was likely controlling #and the sudden silence as he tried to acquire the chip would only make Benny more inclined to rebel especially since he is still young and #impressionable if we take he’s only in his mid 20s #and before someone says he doesn’t look it he acts like that and some characters are supposed to be 26 and 37 and I bet you guessed wrong on #who the first time #fallout #fallout new vegas #mr house fnv #robert edwin house #benny fnv #benny gecko

[throwaway-yandere]

My fave sprite that i never got to using 😩

#I love otome game!ayato cuz he's just a chaotic “what if we got a hakuoki character but we gave him a secret card/game addiction” #My chaotic bastard #“Self-awareness? Whats that? Oh you have it ajax? Cool. Can you win a match with it? No? Then ur still a loser ig better luck next time” #- ayato probably #tag: otome game au

[smilesrobotlover]

Aight I’m gonna rant about the ending of totk… again. I deleted the first post cuz honestly my opinion has changed on it and I just wanna say some things cuz a lot of people left some awesome inputs.

Now I wanna say this first, I have nothing against happy endings. I love happy endings. Zelda games all have happy endings. But they’re also very bittersweet and some of them just outright devastating. This game def has a happy ending, but it’s underwhelming to me. What I want out of totk is CONSEQUENCE. You’re telling me that Link lost his arm and Zelda turned into a dragon and then in the end everything is back to normal and things are fine and dandy? Like it’s not a terrible thing, but it feels like everything you went through was kind of pointless cuz the characters don’t seem to have been affected by it. I would’ve been less upset if Zelda at least kept her memories as a dragon, or had some dragon features or something. The light dragon was easily the best part of the game and it ended in such an unsatisfying way. YOU don’t have to agree with that statement, but it was unsatisfying to me. I didn’t like how Rauru and Sonia’s bs magic just turned her back. I can understand Rauru’s arm being there since Link was there and Sonia’s time power turning her back to her original form, but how is she just there? It’s not a TERRIBLE solution but it’s not good to me personally.

A lot of people commented on the original post that there should’ve been a quest for Link to find a way to bring Zelda back, and I found that far more intriguing than leaving her as a dragon. This game is full of fetch quests but this type of quest I would’ve loved, besides, Impa WAS going to look for a way to bring Zelda back, it’s not like it would’ve come out of nowhere. I’m sure doing this would ruin the flow of the ending, but let’s think about AOC. Terrako dies. He stays dead at the ending. But after you finish the game, you can start rebuilding him, and there’s a second ending where Terrako is back with a cute second staff credit. Totk already has some AOC influence with the character bios and stuff, so I feel like it would’ve been fine if they had done this honestly. And it would’ve been more satisfying that the player WORKED towards Zelda returning back to normal. You can have the dive that parallels the beginning and all that stuff, it’s fine. I just feel like this would’ve been a better ending to the game.

But again, I want consequence. I want Zelda to either be haunted or amazed at seeing history before her very eyes as a dragon, I want Link’s arm to not magically regenerate, I want there to be something different with the characters. Cuz to me, it felt like the characters came out the same way they went in.

Now just to clarify, this would’ve fixed the ending for ME. If you’re content with the ending I do not care. Good for you. I’m so glad you’re happy. But this overhyped game wasn’t good for me and I have so many issues with it so I just wished that Nintendo did something better with the ending. Something more bittersweet or hopeful towards a future cuz there’s none of that (I guess Mineru dies but she was already dead and only Zelda cared about that so I really didn’t care that she officially died. And it’s not like she was an interesting character to begin with).

Tldr; I wish there were more consequence to the game and I wish the light dragon had a more satisfying ending

#this is the last time I’m posting about totk lol #I didn’t bring up the theme of sacrifice cuz so many people flipped out over that #saying that sacrifice wasn’t the main theme and I’m like #there doesn’t need to be only one theme bro #and everyone said that the theme was different things so clearly it’s subjective lol #anyways that’s that #I know I’m still gonna get annoying people misinterpreting what I said but #I have to remind myself that it’s just a game at the end of the day #good gameplay #good moments #terrible story and terrible lore #it completely ruined the lore of zelda #like Nintendo you canonized the timeline COMMIT to it #argh #smiles rambles #totk #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #tears of the kingdom #again. you may not agree with me #but frankly I do not care #totk salt

[ded-lime]

my attempt at lily versions

#wolfgang amadeus mozart #antonio salieri #fate grand order #fgo #my art #ok listen i know literally no one besides me cares about how these are two different centuries #but you see salieri's thing with this to last ish century suits makes putting him in a 18th century clothes looking weird #i figure that 19th is a good middle ground and plus he like. died in that century anyway so close enough #well actually im not sure when that style of coat became a thing. the outer one i mean but whatever #also they still had knee ish length in 19th century but the visual connection with modernish suits also makes it looking weird on him but #but! the longer boots make a similar shape to it and #um anyway #amade is eepy cuz um idk he writes about being tired lmao #<-- the most normal fan of these guys #did a very normal amount of reading on them. also this might be bringing out my mild interest in historical clothes just a little bit #well its not like i *have to* put them in historical clothes its not like this gacha game is very historical... #bwa wrong i do have to and the reason is brainrot

[snackugaki]

@shiftandshade is blessed with so many ideas while I am cursed with only one drawing hand ;u;

*once again, shoves my beloved daughters into shit*

#i'm just out here #relieving another 90s craze #that was western setting media #Venus is obviously Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman #and Jen i Sharon Stone from The Quick and the Dead #should I have been watching those movies at the ages I was when they aired? #prrrrrobably not #but literally no one was monitoring it #I still remember the day they implemented those pre-show ratings like Y7 and MA right around the time games and Eminem were getting pinged #for mature content cuz parents weren't parenting #Dr. Quinn was a tv show oops #no tag edits #leave my mistakes like gouges down the mountain side

[guardian-of-da-gay]

At some point in the SCU

Sonic: See, Knuckles 'money' can be exchanged for goods and services!

Knuckles, who spent years escaping and being recaptured for Casino World coliseums: I understand commerce, I've been bought and sold.

Sonic: ... You meant to say you've bought and sold things, right?

Knuckles:

Sonic:

#scu #sonic the movie 2 #knuckles wachowski #sonic wachowski #knuckles the echidna #my posts #this was in part inspired by conversations #on how game knuckles would steal stuff #cuz he doesn’t understand money #and I thought ‘knuckles Wachowski definitely understands money’ #(but he still stole stuff cuz he didn’t have any)

[lonicera-caprifolium]

everyone was talking like the BG3 character creator was the best ever gold standard creator, kept seeing folks telling others to use it to make their OCs, so I tried the demo and. It has no sliders??? It literally just gives you a small handful of preset bodies and faces?? It's soooo boring, my gosh.

I spent too long trying to figure out if I was missing options, like. It's actually disappointing.

so if the thing you're looking for is a character creator, please consider Elder Scrolls Online! Even if the rest of the game isn't your cup of tea, you can generally find the base game for like $6. Your characters can't be fully nude in ESO but that's like the only mark against it in comparison--

#will not comment on the rest of the game cuz it's not for me and that's okay #but specifically with the character creator they really could have done more? #eso is for sure only $6-7 on psn and if you buy it from gamestop #oh I guess the second mark against it is you can't make dwarf/ gnome characters? #but this is still perfectly good for creating faces

[ryssbelle]

Legends Arceus blorbos got me like 🤪

#my art #pokemon #legends arceus #pokemon legends arceus #these were my player characters #i wish to all things that theyd let us retake the profile pic on our id in game #cuz omg my characters look so cute now but when i had the picture taken thwy were still default #so they look off #im lile #that is not my child #also fun thing #so i didnt think the game would let me name myself Arceus #so the dude on the left is named Arceus #people talk about the pokemon in game and i get confused lmao #the gal on the right is named your grace so people are always addressing me formally #its beautiful #in my head these guys go from enemies to friends to lovers #because i said so #they have to fight through so much trauma and grow up in an unfamiliar time and they are both the only ones who understand #other than ingo but hes not always around them #so they mostly only got eachother #which of course leads to rivalry then bonding #but ye thats only in my head #they also have real names in my head but they both just call eachother by the ones they made up #cuz why wouldnt you

[sashabarkovonly]

This is too much for my heart to handle, like how is he so beautiful??

#florida panthers #hockey player #aleksander barkov #sasha barkov #hockey #he's so cute #all of these posted in 1 day?? Am i having a second birthday or? #i'm so mad at myself because i decited not to watch the game vs Stars cuz i was tired and Sasha gets 2 goals.. Why does this happen to me? #i was thinking about these in class and i couldn't sit still like he's so beautiful #i'm going freaking crazy for him #i love him

[hellixo-dev]

saw the new cover and immediatly thought-

#had to bring back killing him for old times sake #i wonder if i still have the sazed kravitz one somewhere #i prob should not post it tho cuz it has someone elses art but #taz taako #taako #the adventure zone #taz graphic novel #taz balance #the suffering game #taz gn #yea.. #remember when i created my acc to post shitty kravitz memes #good times