#dirtychocolatechai

[imnotoverlyobsessive]

😂 omg okay but like… the audacity!! his hands are CRIMINAL, then he goes and wears rings?!?!! 🥵💀 unHOLy thots

GIRL RIGHT and when he like fidgets with them jfc can he just like indent the rings on my throat as he fucks me please

#ask #asks #dirtychocolatechai

[tomhollandfics]

Sex Pollen Fics (Peter Parker)

* = smut (this is an updated and expanded masterlist based off this mini-list)

*Sex Pollen (Series) - @lousimusician

you and peter decide to break into your dad's lab when peter comes across an interesting plant

*It Was The Plant - @eternalstann

you and peter run into some trouble on a mission when trapped in a laboratory with an alien plant

*Boundaries - @eternalstann

friends don’t cross certain boundaries

*Sex Pollen - @eternalstann

peter and y/n touch the plant and they fuck the whole night until their craving is gone

*Love Flower - @selfcarecap

you’ve read all about sex pollen online but you didn’t believe in it - but when you experience it first hand, that most definitely changes your mind - you even have to seek help from your best friend peter to relieve the burn between your legs

*Fool’s Gold - @allegra-writes

where the reader gets doused by the sex pollen instead of peter, but you don’t need to have read that first

*Tension - @rebeccccccaaa

you and peter have always been very flirty and touchy with each other. You chalked it up to just how he is, not that you minded - but what happens when peter gets hit with hydra’s infamous sex pollen and all he seems to be doing is moaning your name

*Sex Pollen - @sadchappuccino

peter gets hit by a strange plant now you have to find away to stop the symptoms

*Fuck Or Die - @peterparkerslefttesticle

peter comes into contact with sex pollen and his best friend wants to take away the pain

*Murphy's Law - @dirtychocolatechai

sex pollen peter but instead of him staying sweet it makes him dirty

*Sex Pollen - @donttellpeterparker

you noticed a strange plant in peter's room

*All I Ever Need - @neko-rogers

peter warned you about the dangers of online dating

#peter parker #peter parker fanfiction #peter parker smut #peter parker fanfic #peter parker fic #smut #sex pollen #spiderman

[buckrecs]

Subby Bucky

masterlist | req masterlist

Control by @cake-writes

Bucky isn’t usually one to relinquish control, but this time he does.

please. by @buckybarnesdiaries

Bucky needed to be spoiled.

I See Sunshine ‘cause I Know That You Are Mine by @duckybarnes1917

Bucky enjoys being your good boy.

Tied Up by @duckybarnes1917

Bucky wants to be tied up, teased, and denied.

Crooked Crown by @rookthorne

Sometimes the King needed his Queen to take care of him, and you were more than happy to oblige.

Delicate by @bucksangel

Bucky Barnes, known as the ‘king of New York’, is ruthless and powerful, running everything with an iron fist. He has no weaknesses, other than you. You’re his world, his soulmate, his angel, and he’d do anything and everything to keep you safe. What John Walker, an up-and-coming mobster with irrational tendencies, doesn’t understand, is that you’ll do the same for Bucky.

in your arms i’m born again by @bonky-n-steeb

you want to find out exactly how many times is too many times for the super soldier.

Starved. by @buckybabieboy

Bucky's first time after 70+ years

The Tailor’s Son by @kinanabinks

After a decade away from Chicago, you're back home to rule over your domain - and to finally make the tailor's son yours.

Overstimulation by @metalbuckaroo

"As long as you want me to, sweetheart. I'm all yours."

Insatiable 19.1 by @thenhewaswrongaboutme

After finally returning from the mission gone wrong, Bucky has you right where he wants you— spread out on the bed with his head between your thighs. He’s a little eager, but it’ll be fine— right?

so you had a bad day… by @dirtychocolatechai

reader edging Bucky who's had a rough day

Can you see what I see? by @dailyreverie

Mission Accomplished by @buckyseternal

sometimes your work is stressful. coming home from an especially aggravating mission, you take out all of your frustrations on your boyfriend.

Dirty Little Secret by @moonlight-prose

bucky's long kept secret soon becomes reality.

Control by @cake-writes

Bucky isn’t usually one to relinquish control, but this time he does.

You Know Just What I Need by @sinner-as-saint

Freshly out of uni, Bucky Barnes comes back to live in his family home. Given he’s the only son of a billionaire, he needs security around at all times. And his dad puts you in charge of his son’s safety until he comes home from a business trip. You intend on doing your job as perfectly as always, but what you didn’t know it that Bucky is a spoilt brat who is only interested in pestering you and making your life a living hell… until eventually you are left with no other choice but to teach him a lesson in order for him to learn how to behave.

drabble by @becca-e-barnes

making a subby!dbf!Bucky cum inside you

Touch by @ro-is-struggling

Bucky was not a fan of physical contact, that was something you knew about him even before you started dating him. What you didn't know was how incredibly touch starved he was. That is until one lazy Sunday afternoon, when you take your relationship to the next level.

Losing Control by @flordeamatista

Control is reclaimed by you

Occupied by @goodgirlofglory

You have dragged Bucky into the handicapable toilet on the main floor of the administrations floor of S.H.I.E.L.D and intend to swallow his cock. Who is he to say no?

Big Boy by @goodgirlofglory

tying up a big strong metal armed super soldier and making him cum over and over and over while he’s begging

Delicate by @bucksangel

Bucky Barnes, known as the ‘king of New York’, is ruthless and powerful, running everything with an iron fist. He has no weaknesses, other than you. You’re his world, his soulmate, his angel, and he’d do anything and everything to keep you safe. What John Walker, an up-and-coming mobster with irrational tendencies, doesn’t understand, is that you’ll do the same for Bucky.

Stupid by @coffeecatsandcandles

Without reason, Bucky asks for a divorce.

I Hate U by @duckybarnes1917

Bucky hates you. Until he doesn't.

The Storm He Claims by @sstan-hoe

with a hot-headed wife like you, Bucky's life was never boring. Add to that, his daughter. Seven years, cute as a button with the temper of her mother.

The Interview by @sweetbbarnes

After directing a successful movie about Captain America’s life, the media seems to think that you and Steve Rogers would be the perfect match. Little do they know, your heart has already been taken by his best friend, the infamous ex-assassin James Barnes. And although you two are in a secret relationship and even secretly live together, when Bucky hears people talking about how you and Steve would be perfect for each other, his insecurity gets the best of him. But it’s okay, because you are determined to show your soldier just how much you love him.

Purr for me by @rookthorne

A deal had been struck, and since you had claimed victory that day, you were more than eager to collect the reward of such a win.

plaything by @captain-buckyyy

#bucky barnes fic rec #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x f!reader #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes series #winter soldier x reader #bucky barnes fic #bucky barnes imagine #sub!bucky x dom!reader #sub!bucky #subby!bucky #switch!bucky #bucky x dominatrix!reader #chubby!bucky #mob!bucky #mafia!bucky #dbf!bucky #bucky barnes x teacher!reader #bucky barnes x professor!reader #bucky barnes college au #bucky barnes x mob!reader #exhusband!bucky #ex!bucky #bucky barnes modern au #boyfriend!bucky

[mothdruid]

thank you.

this is a little thank you post to everyone that has followed me, reblogged posts, and liked posts from my this year. this has been the first year that i have consistently wrote fic, and i was so glad to share it with you all. from fandom to fandom, many of you stuck with me and i'm insanely appreciative of that. i'm looking forward to the next year of content!

i've made so many mutuals on here that are amazing. from just mutuals in passing to people i talk to on the daily, you're all so amazing and so fucking talented. many of you inspire me to keep writing and to stay on this hell-site. you make the days on here much more enjoyable. from simple 'how are you?' messages to down right filth on the dashboard. it makes me fall in love with you all more and more.

now onto the unimind (@siempre-bucky and @stranger-nightmare)

my year would not have been the same without you two. from the late asf movie nights, to photoshop lessons, to ranting in voice chat. i love you two so fucking dearly. i wish you didn't live so far away so i could bother you both more than what i currently do. i can't wait for my trip kristi <3

just some mutual tags because i love you all (sorry about all of the tags)

@floyd-luvr @wint3r-h3art @rhettabbotts @stargazing15 @nobody7102 @wildbornsiren @inklore @clints-lucky-arrow @greenorangevioletgrass @gretagerwigsmuse @cumholland @bobfloydsbabe @phoebe-danvers @emerald-chaos @sgt-seabass @borikenlove @psychedelic-ink @wecanfeelsofarbutsoclose @sapphireplums @butterbeerkiss @beachbabey @bradshawsbitch @bradleybeachbabe @hangmanapologist @a-lumos-in-the-nox @chrrywined @rosesvioletshardy @withahappyrefrain @rae-gar-targaryen @callmemana @t-nd-rfoot @coyotesamachado @lorecraft @lt-bradshaw @faye-tale @splendiferous-bitch @dirtychocolatechai @targaryenvampireslayer @tom-whore-dleston @cocoamoonmalfoy

#i just love you all so much #again thank you all so much #you really made my year better #awe shit abbs is getting sappy #moth talk

[valuedabovehoardedgold]

Top 9 first watches of 2023

Tagged by the lovely @floralsapphics

I now tag: @theawfuledges @dirtychocolatechai @roamalongwithme @friendly-neighborhood-lich-queen @millenialcatlady @opal-hush

#also anyone else who wants to do this! #This was hard #can't remember what I had for breakfast much less what I watched this year lol #but I think I had a solid list #so here we are

[emerald-chaos]

wake up babes, new blog name just dropped

bemine-bucky -> emerald-chaos

i felt like it was time for a change and to make my blog a little more multi-fandom friendly (since i am a whore for all)

tagging some mooties who don't already know under the cut

@sweeterthanthis @stevengrcnt @marcspectorsmember @msmarvelwrites @stranger-nightmare @mothdruid @ofstarsandvibranium @purpleshallot @adoringdanvers @maladaptivexxdaydreaming @thefallenbibliophilequote @dreamlessinparis @onsunnyside @the-iceni-bitch @hey-its-grey @n00t-no0t @clints-lucky-arrow @theluxuriousfangirl @cockslutpadalecki @musingsinmoonlight @mandofury @jakelcckley @xxindiglow @pellucid-constellations @treatbuckywkisses @sightiff @afriendlyblackhottie @aquariusbarnes @aphrogeneias @dirtychocolatechai @inklore

#blog changes #new name #sav speaks

[savemefromanepicoftimewasted]

Last Line Challence

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many you like).

I'll be tagging @musette22 @dirtychocolatechai @writefightandflightclub and any of my followers who would like to do this as well! you're welcome to tag me as well!

You screamed, legs kicking wildly as you struggled to break the tight hold the other two men had on your arms. What kind of message did they need to send that required you to be tied down to a chair? By Phil no less.

(also I apologize for anyone whose going to be personally hurt by this fic lol)

#writing #my writing #writing challenge #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader

[aphrogeneias]

tag 10 people you wanna know better

thank you @dirtychocolatechai @botanicalbarnes for the tag, babes! ❣️

relationship status: single (as if that wasn't painfully obvious)

favorite color(s): every color between blue and green, like the ocean

favorite food: tacos 🌮

song stuck in my head: despechá - rosalía

last thing you googled: jennifer love hewitt imdb (because i was trying to remember the name of this show i used to watch with my mom and she played the main character, turns out it was ghost whisperer)

time: 11:27pm

dream trip: a backpack through south america or summer near the mediterranean

last thing you read: the atlas six, by olivie blake (actually i'm still currently reading it)

last thing you enjoyed reading: a good girl's guide to murder, by holly jackson

last thing you hated reading: hate is a strong word but i couldn't finish the idiot, by elif batuman. i know this book is beloved by many but the pacing wasn't for me, though i wanna give it another try and actually finish it this time

favorite thing to cook/bake: i love baking brownies and cookies, i think i'm pretty great at making those! as for cooking, i can do it but honestly i'd rather eat anything else than my own food lmao it doesn't taste as good

favorite craft to do in your free time: i'm not a craft kind of girl, i wish i was though

most niche dislike: mono recordings, people who use correct ponctuation on social media, red apples

opinion on circuses: i don't think i have a strong opinion regarding circuses, i guess the ones that don't use animals as attractions are okay

do you have any sense of direction?: no, i'm adhd and a pisces, i never know where i am

tell us about your dnd character: the last character i played was a chaotic neutral, tickery cleric/assassin rogue (shoutout to my dm for letting me multiclass) human. her name was livia and she was very much fun to play <3 i am however trying my hand at being a dm myself, which has been a little crazy because the responsibility is big but i love storytelling and i love a challenge so here we are!!

tagging (and no pressure, my loves): @foreverindreamlandd @intrepidacious @imaginearyparties @noushbitesback @rae-gar-targaryen @atlaese @fluffyprettykitty @cocoamoonmalfoy

#tag game

[botanicalbarnes]

awkwardfangirl2014-> ->botanicalbarnes

tagging mutuals for the signal boost:

@ftrmrs-barry-keoghan @redheadspark @a-lumos-in-the-nox @aphrogeneias @casi-eternal @siempre-bucky @multixfandomwriter @omgeternal @druigs-wife @dirtychocolatechai @serendipityrogers

#name change #mutuals #boost #botanicalbarnes #anwardfangirl2014>>botanicalbarnes

[buckrecs]

do you know any bucky stories with alpine in them.!

Alpine

masterlist | req masterlist

WE NEED ALPINE ON THE MCU

Love In Four Acts by @buckybarnesowl

You’re a nurse living in Brooklyn. You’ve got a crush on your next door neighbour who doesn’t seem to know you exist. One day his cat finds its way into your apartment, forcing you both to finally meet. That’s when you learn that he’s James Buchanan Barnes, ex-Winter Soldier. Well, there goes your chances. Or maybe getting close to a superhero isn’t as far-fetched as it sounds.

That Darn Cat by @lillywillow

When a white cat enters your life, she decides to adopt you as her secondary human.

Cat Dad of the Year by @bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky

Bucky comes home from a mission, only to be greeted by Alpine. But chaos ensues when he lets her rub her little face all over his dirty boots.

Fur Baby by @buckyalpine

Bucky has a furry little secret.

Not A Fan by @buckyalpine

Alpine is not a fan.

Completely by @rassvetsky

Being one of the few people Bucky Barnes trusted meant having to babysit Alpine when he's away. Luckily for you, Alpine was one hell of a listener and you were sure she got that from her dad.

Bittersweet by @rassvetsky

When it's just you, Bucky & Alpine in the Barnes residence; time seems to stop, only allowing for heartfelt confessions and kisses to be exchanged.

Meditation by @myfirstnameisagent

Bucky, Alpine & You by @marvelettesassemblenow

You didn’t realize that getting in a relationship with Bucky meant getting in one with his cat too.

Alpine by @coffeecatsandcandles

Bucky rescues a stray cat and brings her home.

You’re My Bucky by @subwaysurf45

after a breakdown, Bucky finally asks a question that’s been eating away at him for months.

Love has Four Paws and a Heartbeat by @rookthorne

A shame, really, that he had thought that you had listened, and you wouldn’t make a big deal of it; he was so wrong, and he would be better off for being so, for when a paw touched your heart, it would never leave.

The Matchmaker by @buckysknifecollection

Alpine hates every single date Bucky brings home. He likes you though...

Alpine for You by @tuiccim

Bucky was on a mission. Not for the Avengers or Steve, but to find you the perfect kitten.

Headcanon by @angrythingstarlight

Chubby Bucky and Alpine.

Cat-Napped by @holylulusworld

A cat cat-naps your rat.

meet-cute by @dirtychocolatechai

Bucky and vet!reader.

Little Kitten by @phantomspiderr

Bucky comes home to an adorable surprise

upstairs by @onceuponastory

Bucky Barnes is constantly annoyed by his cat Alpine going to visit his upstairs neighbour for treats. That is however, until Bucky meets his new upstairs neighbour Y/N. Who Bucky definitely isn’t in love with. Not at all. Turns out that a 106 year old man might know more about love than he first thought. And that cats can make excellent wingmen.

navillera by @sgt-seabass

Bucky returns home after a mission, ready to spend time with his two favourite people, you and Alpine.

Cat Dad by @plussizefantasia

Your boyfriend is being held captive and you're the only one who can save him.

the white cat by @lizzie-is-here

a late night stop at the animal shelter, a truck, and a dinner date

Alpine by @eviesaurusrex

YN walks into their kitchen, ready to start baking Bucky’s favorite cupcakes, only for a white little intruder to thwart her plan.

Rooted In Love | Love In Bloom by @jobean12-blog

You and Bucky run into each other (literally) while plant shopping.

#bucky barnes fic rec #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x f!reader #bucky barnes series #winter soldier x reader #bucky barnes fluff #alpine #bucky barnes oneshot #chubby!bucky

[this-broken-band-girl]

I posted 5,769 times in 2022

179 posts created (3%)

5,590 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mostbrilliantidiot

@cute-cuddly-bi

@bilvy

@dirtychocolatechai

@animatedtext

I tagged 612 of my posts in 2022

#andi rambles - 181 posts

#andi's law school insanity - 38 posts

#note to self - 21 posts

#now thats what i call gender - 12 posts

#tw alcohol - 10 posts

#me and who - 10 posts

#so - 9 posts

#art - 6 posts

#like - 6 posts

#lmao - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

(sometimes i drown in inexplicable waves of sadness) (that creep up behind me and sweep me under) (and away) (and it takes all i have to hold on until they recede) (and remind myself that i wont feel like this forever) (not forever)

3 notes - Posted January 31, 2022

#4

is my headache going away or is drinking a bunch of water actually helping or am i just getting used to the pain

3 notes - Posted March 24, 2022

#3

the blue in my hair is washing out kinda greenish so obviously that means i should actually dye it green next

4 notes - Posted January 21, 2022

#2

Where did your job fly you out to? :o

the midwest !! i am currently surrounded by prairie, green grass, blue sky, and an impressively stifling heat

4 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

my inability to complete tasks in a timely manner is really fucking me up with this whole applying to law school thing

4 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#this is fucking hilarious #tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[sweetdreamsbuck]

Hello, there are two recs I'd like to give you for comfort fics. The first one is @navybrat817 and their Howling Commandos Tattoo AU. An absolute dream, always makes me feel warm and special 🤗 and the second is @dirtychocolatechai 's Under The Weather fic. Always super nice to feel cared for and that's just what this fic does.

thank you! i love these 💜

#fic recs

[valuedabovehoardedgold]

Tagged by @floralsapphics thank you bb :3

Relationship status: single

Favorite color: navy blue

Song stuck in my head: Dancing with your ghost- Sasha Sloan

Favorite food: Right now, I'm down bad for some fried rice, or Chipotle

Last song listened to: Eat your young-Hozier

Dream trip: In talks to go with friends to Hawai'i and I'm excited!

Last thing I googled: Nelnet, cause I had to make a loan payment (fuck the US supreme court)

Tagging: @roamalongwithme @theawfuledges @dirtychocolatechai

@atomic--peach @millenialcatlady

#the potato speaks

[emerald-chaos]

Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You're under arrest for being so lovely ❤. Copy this message to other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it 💕💗. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful, appreciated, loved, wonderful and important !!! 😌💞

Abby, my love! Thank you so much for sending me this 🥺 you are a gift to me and I’m so grateful to have gotten to know you and become friends 🤍

I’m gonna tag some folks because I’m bad at sending asks smslzozus

@ the entirety of the DBBSG and CCU, @sweeterthanthis @cockslutpadalecki @kenniteaa @the-iceni-bitch @xxindiglow @adoringdanvers @pellucid-constellations @marcspectorsmember @purpleshallot @mandofury @jakelcckley @stevengrcnt @sightiff @afriendlyblackhottie @bucky-barnes-diaries @aquariusbarnes @dirtychocolatechai @inklore @darth-anakin-bucky @treatbuckywkisses @thefallenbibliophilequote @theluxuriousfangirl @aphrogeneias @beelicious-barnes @n00t-no0t @hey-its-grey @bucksdolll @dreamlessinparis @ofstarsandvibranium @doasyoudesireandlive @lavendercitizen @buckyshairography

And so so so so so so so so many more lovely people I follow 🤍

#asks #friends 💖 #tag games