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melusine0811 · 3 months

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Interviewer: Do you have any special talents?

Me:

#i'm gifted #don't be jealous

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wilby-soup · 6 months

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Day 2!

I tried Pepsi, it's ok. There was a bumble bee outside the house, bzz bzz. My new creature decided to stay, it is a menace but we have a mutual alliance. They get their corner, I get mine.

#ghost boy #ghost adventures #ghost #day #day 2 #the creature is a cat #my blanket is very soft #don't be jealous

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asirensrage · 1 year

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Uh babes you don't have a 1000 followers. That screenshot shit is photoshopped to within an inch of its life

Here babes, see for yourself. I just took this screenshot

#stop being a dick #anon #don't be jealous

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dugiskoven · 2 years

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Don’t be jealous sweetie

#anime #manga #manga boy #anime boy #black and white #jealousy #sweetheart #pretty eyes #eyes #drawing #flirt #flirtatious #seduce #seduction #don't be jealous #the kiss #tempting

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radhachip · 2 years

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(via Don't Be Jelly Fish Artwork For Light Background Coffee Mug by cosmicreative)

#redbubble #don't be jealous #jelly art #jellyfish #coffee mug

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lesblizzard-ultradyke · 2 months

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#sorry girls #actually she released this album for me #birthday gift for me #don't be jealous #why tumblr tags my posts #who asked you dude

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imdoingwhateverisnext · 3 months

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This is Me Today

As she removed the large velcro padded wrap (essentially a male dog diaper) from her dog's waist, she sniffed it to see if it was still "clean". It was not.

"I thought I was finished sniffing diapers 14 years ago", she said out loud to an empty room, as she often did. Then she began to wonder what had become of her life. "I guess this is what I am doing now", she mumbled as she gathered up the soiled wiener wraps and headed downstairs to wash them.

#just a glimpse of the good life #don't be jealous

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takofukkatsumi · 5 months

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I've been giggling for the last ten minutes

#you're literally twice as old as him don't be jealous #doctor who #ncuti gatwa #david tennant #neil patrick harris #doctor who spoilers

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lanternbats · 6 months

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Bruce Wayne should be an old fashioned gothic romantic. When he actually falls in love with someone he should get a little weird and intense about it. “Alfred, how do I tell them I want to crawl into their very veins and pump their blood with my own hands without freaking them out” type shit.

#bruce wayne #do you understand my vision #the tweet that's like '(jealous of the blood in your veins) so it gets to be with you all the time and i don't' is very bruce-core to me #kit.posts

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misc-obeyme · 4 months

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MC: Hey, Barbatos. Can you stop time?

Barbatos: Why do you ask?

MC: I’m exhausted and I really need to take a nap for a few hours, but I have too much going on.

Barbatos: I fear it would be quite irresponsible of me to stop the flow of time so that you may nap, MC.

MC: What if you took a nap with me?

Barbatos: I am not Belphegor. I’m afraid that tactic will not work on me.

MC: *sighing in disappointment* Okay. I'll ask Solomon. He might know a spell or something. And he'll definitely agree to nap with me.

Barbatos: …

Moments later, Barbatos found himself in his bed with MC cuddled up against him, snoozing peacefully. He mentally scolded himself for giving in so easily while his arms and tail tightened around MC protectively.