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steffigraf · 5 months
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iris-drawing-stuff · 10 months
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lemme pose you a scenario:
that ace attorney x milgram thing but kotoko and es have to begrudgingly work together as prosecutors to prove mikoto's guilt
Phoenix is like, "what is wrong with this prosecution what the hell"
On the other side:
Es: "where's the evidence, kotoko"
Kotoko: "I gave it to you"
Es: "are you kidding me"
I'd say that Phoenix would find Kotoko weirdly intense if all the other prosecutors didn't exist. He'd be like, "oh, here comes another quirky prosecutor. At least this one doesn't physically attack me."
Es can be her co-counsel. I don't think the prosecution usually has co-counsels in AA, but if the defense can have a literal 8-year-old spirit medium channeling a dead person as co-counsel than the prosecution can have a 15-year-old amnesiac.
Alternatively, Es can be the detective in charge of the case. Given the amount of shit Phoenix has had to deal with, 15-year-old detective wouldn't be that surprising. Jackalope could also be there, and confuse the fuck out of Phoenix when Es talks to them.
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/jercest (jerry/djerry)
⚠️ suggestive content ⚠️
boss (drunk) and his lame assistant secret meeting 🤫 (you accidentally walk in on them)
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fizzyghosts · 1 year
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strifethedestroyer · 2 years
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quick altair sketch. idk if i'll finish it but i'm putting it here.
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lunawlw · 10 months
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i think i finally got a name for my one oc tho after going back and forth for sooo long YIP
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dark-side-blog3 · 11 months
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just a reminder if its okay, please remember that you dont owe anyone or any confession a response. These blogs are out of your own free will so please dont ever feel pressured to reply to everyone <3 Just remember to take your time and also give yourself well deserved breaks. If you ever feel sad or upset, im sharing this cute seal because it makes me feel better, so i hope it works with you too.
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Thanks <3
I'm gonna take this advice
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azogue2718 · 2 years
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Yohohoho
Back at again. Obsessively drawing ocs and making story ideas while having 12 missing assignments (kill me)
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And a surprising similarity i realized
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aliceyed · 9 months
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Perfect
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summary: after a shitty date you cry about it to your bestfriend, beomgyu.
warnings: kissing, cursing, horny ass dude.
pairing: bestfriend!beomgyu x fem!reader
genre: bestfriends to lovers
"how do I look?" you said while walking out of the bathroom.
beomgyu who was lying on your bed looked up from his phone, "eh, you look fine."
you rolled your eyes, "you said that about the last 4 outfits can you please help me choose the perfect one." walking over to your vanity table you attempted to fix your hair a little when beomgyu walked over to you tucking stray strands of hair behind you ear.
"okok, im sorry. you looked stunning in all of the outfits, i think even if you wore a trash bag to your date you would look gorgeous."
your stomach did something weird, it always happened when you hung out with beomgyu. you know you probably had feelings for him but there was no chance he liked you back, besides he said he only saw you as a sister. so to cope with this you tried to take your mind off him by going on dates with random guys (really stupid coping mechanism).
coming back to reality you slapped his arm, "stop lying to me."
laughing a bit he replied, "im really not lying, but i think you should go with this outfit." picking up your phone you see your date texted you saying he was already at your door to pick you up. quickly grabbing your bag you rush to your door and compose yourself before opening the door.
your date who shall not be named (im lazy to think of a name), looks you up and down, "looking good babe, ready to go?"
you felt slightly uncomfortable but tried to smile and nod your head.
basically long story short, the date was horrible. you went to a nice restaurant, where your self absorbed date was practically throwing himself at you the whole time trying to kiss you. he just made you feel really uncomfortable the whole time and to top it all off he forgot to bring his wallet and you ended up paying for the whole date. you just wanted to get home.
when the both of you got in his car he put his hand on your thigh, "wanna go back to my place?" at this point you were so done, "what the fuck is wrong with you!" you shouted and ran out of his car and straight to a bathroom and cried it all out. you called beomgyu to come pick you up and from hearning your choked up voice he ran faster than ever to come get you. after calling you to let you know he was outside, you ran out and hugged him tightly.
beomgyu didn't care that your tears were staining his shirt, he hugged you back just as tight softly rubbing your back. seeing you like this after so many dates broke his heart, he couldn't stand to see you like this anymore.
driving you back to your place, he prepared your favourite snacks and your favourite movie to try and lighten your spirits while you changed into more comfortable clothes. when you got out you saw beomgyu in your living room selecting the movie and patting the seat beside him. you still weren't over your awful date and could feel tears threatening to spill out at any time and just started ranting about it all to beomgyu.
"yn why do you do this to yourself? why do you always go out with these jerks and make yourself miserable, i hate seeing you like this."
"you wanna know why beomgyu?" you were going to regret this confession but you couldnt hold in your feelings anymore. "i like you gyu, ive liked you for such a long time but 2 years ago i heard you say you only thought of me as some sort of a sister, and that broke my heart. to try and get over it i started dating these jerks. i really like you and it hurts that youll never feel the same way." tears starting pouring out of your eyes uncontrollably as you quickly try to wipe them away with the back of your hand.
beomgyu was dumbfounded, after all this time because of his stupidity hes been hurting you all these years. he pulled you close to him, holding your face gently and wiping away the tears with his thumbs and embraced you, calming you down.
"yn, ive always liked you too... I was just always scared you wouldn't like me back so i would tell my friends i saw you as a sister even though i liked- heck loved you for so long. it would hurt me to see you go out with so many guys and never asked me once."
it was now
your turn to be dumbfounded, did he really like you back? "please dont tell me this is a joke," you sniffled back a tear. "do i look like im joking?" he held your chin softly and brought your face close to his. you heart was beating a million miles an hour, was this really happening?
he looked into your eyes for any sign of discomfort before leaning in to close the gap between your lips. the kiss was slow and gentle and you loved every second of it. after pulling away you both couldnt help but laugh at the situation, 2 idiots in love for so long but unaware.
you 2 spent the rest of the night cuddling and watching the movie then falling asleep on the couch, the perfect ending for the not so perfect night.
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lianreine · 1 year
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Random#6 I saw yall liked the dorm leaders!poly x GN!reader....what do you think I'm doing ehe ehe Part 2♡
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I rush out if the meeting room...
Goddamit Rook he probably spilled to Vil.
I run to Ramshackle and go inside...people greet me as I greet them back...I go to the kitchen to fix myself some mint tea...
After a few Minutes I go to the the lounge holding my tea and I see the other dorm leaders...all attention is on me now...and I sigh a bit annoyed as I hear Leona yawn...
"Please don't tell me there's a rule about drinking mint tea in the afternoon..."
Riddle's eyes widen as he blushes a bit in embarrassment...
"N-no...uh...well this is your dorm so the rules wont be in play.."
Riddle says now looking at the floor
"Good cause thats what you're having unless you want Ice tea or water..."
Why am i acting so cocky...they are just looking at me...like I know but don't know how to bring it up...I use my magic to float(telekinesis shit) the refreshments on the coffee table...Riddle serves himself tea and drinks it hiding his face a bit
"Alright let's talk business."
Azul says breaking the silence
"Alright what is it? What is so important that you all came to my dorm?"
Vil nods at Azul
"Well...we heard some....information..."
I try not to show I'm nervous...I feel my hands shake...I hide it by crossing my arms
"What information is this?"
I say as I feel my breath hitch...
Leona sighs and he stands standing behind me and pulling me by my waist..
"Calm down herbivore...its a good thing...don't worry about it..."
Leona says resting his chin on top of my head...the others nods in agreement...I sigh
"Fine...what is it.."
I say...even though I know exactly what information they found...and from Leona hugging me, I'm guessing I'm right..Riddle and azul drinking tea...Idia avoiding eye contact and fidgeting...Kalim smiling despite being nervous...I can see it...and Malleus being nothing but curios and a bit impatient...Vil just softly smiling at me...
"Well...Rook told me that you-"
Im sorry i got lazy- but if yall like this one then...ill make the other part?--
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rayisalive · 1 year
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Im gonna bully everyone just for the fact i can, LOVINGLY! /hj
Im abt to make a buncha simps angry /j
**I DO MEAN THIS ALL AS A JOKE-**
Riddle: yknow i would say “hows the ground” but im shorter than him sooooo- ngl him in his dorm uniform be looking like a semi-used tampon-nhe could commit a murder though and u cant see the blood bc of the red though lol. Hes got the boots, the cape, why bot just become a superhero or add some sparkles and become a drag queen idfk
Tr*y: ew. Broccoli head deku ripoff walmart dude with nike ass eyebrows, how ur dad gonna look better than u??? Evil smirk of death, id rather kiss gargamel
Cater: hes addicted to magicam and thats a problem he gonna become a clout chaser instagram bitch (/j) carrot face, should i feed him to judy hopps???
Ace: ✨ nope ✨
Deuce: i dont wanna- uhhhh- dummy but he has an excuse and i respect that- honestly how do i bully him- cant make fun of the chicken egg thing bc i learned it with him-
Leona: lazy? Ew. Furry? Double ew. Smug bitch? Triple ew. Works ruggie to the brim? Quadruple ew. Those shoes? Quintuple ew. That hair? Sextuple ew. Ur bed? Love it but ew probably sweat on it and he too lazy to clean it and u dont wanna make ruggie do it so u can lay on tbe bed nasty bitch.
Ruggie: furry whos addicted to donuts, and probably robbing people. He should be on dr. phil, “Hyena addicted to robbing people” or a dhar mann show “hyena loves robbing people, lives to regret it”
Jack: this is him mid-transformation
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Smh /j
Azul: ur a monsterfucker if hes ur fave, arent ya?(unless ur asexual then same hh-) need more corruption, need more businessman, need more capitalism. Also need more purple hair dye for yall to be calling his hair purple in fanfics its moreso periwinkle, specifically periwinkle silver(/j no need to be specific idrc lol)
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Jade: his mushrooms taste bad, 2/10 for easy acess aka breaking his door down and forcibly taking them (/j) fr though who cut u and ur brothers hair like what????
Floyd: eh- same as jade tbh except instead of mushrooms im taking ur snacks
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Also please clean ur room before shit grows and well- yeah- pretty self-explanatory, ur overtaken by it and become a mindless monster with one job, kill jade /j
Kalim: too naive, eat snake in front of jamil (/j) he reminds me of emma from tpn
Jamil: dance dance?? Dont have an opinion oh him so snake hair, UMA FROM DESCENDANTS- /j
Vil: done and done
Epel: bbygirl five words only, please dont gender dance moves-
Rook: french dora. Stalker. Berries and cream man haircut.
Idia: and i quote myself, “THE SHUT IN INTROVERT SMELLY GOOFY NERDY GEEKY VIDEO GAME OBSESSED ANIME LOVER BLUE HAIRED AZULAS BLUE FIRE IDIA SHROUD?”
Ortho: baymax 2.0 except not better- u want me to bully a kid whos not a kid????
Malleus: horny boy (this stems from a joke abt his dragon horns for the love of the sevens please no more sex jokes-) how much do u think he has to pay in damages for them breaking dorways as he walks??
Lilia: peepaw. Grampy. Old. Boomer. Mega boomer. Scene kid wannabe. Emo girl wannabe. Emo boy wannabe.
Silver: slep
Sebek: loud, uptight, gReEn, hair??? Ugly, very ugly.
You thought i was gonna leave out the staff and rsa? No.
Crowley: lazy ass bitch who wont do his own work im not afraid to take him to the nearest kfc to be cooked chicken
Trein: old.
Crewel: crewel sounds like cool. What not cool? His pet kink (/j)
Vargas: no- just- no-
Neige: hair needs some fixing- please-
Che’nya: shes better. She slays. She queen. Ur nothing compared to her (/j) her mom cool too
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pbaintthetb · 28 days
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Invincible s2e7 thoughts & spoilers
i liked it more than 6 not sure about 5 it was good in a very different way.
the whole comic con thing was incredible, especially the anime bit. But also Amber :-(( i feel for her
rex you're still funny and also i can appreciate where you're coming form but also stop it
immortal has a surprising amount of self awareness and I can actually respect that, did not think he'd have it. Also it's hilarious that cecil thinks he can stop immortal from quitting, what you gonna do? He's immortal and (believes) he has nothing left to lose
robot "I can fix you." me: she's not broken you dick monster girl "I'm cursed, not broken." You tell her!! bUt I do also lowkey agree with bulletproof that uh, she is really unconcerned about how her time is gonna run out
bullet proof's summary was pretty funny and on the nose
debbie has a date. eh?
Im a bad perosn but i cba to care about rick i just... I get it and i lwokey feel bad but also.. im lazy
debbie and mark hours are the best hours
now i feel worse about not caring about ricks's storyline
"We're not our bodies, we're the decisions we make"
amber and mark! and they talking and maybe somethin gshall be working
NO I WAS LOVING THEIR DATE AND THE DATE AMV, omfg they really can't let the Graysons have anything, can they smh, stupid viltrumites
oh and tb but i like hte confirmation that mark did indeed grow new teeth, I was lowkey wondering if he just had fake teeth now
Amber :-(
mark saying viltrumites aren't his own people
god im worried about cecil listenng to Anissa talk, it makes me worry he'll be like, huh good chat what if we do a deal, he's a rat bastard like that
she's creepy i don't like her. In an aside, I do like her hair though, and how it flaps in the wind
"Be the viltrumite you're supposed to be. Be you father's son." -> aja;lkdfja;lsdkfja;lsdjfk the arc idk i love it, like it's all coming to this but mark wants to be his mother's son and I love that for him and leave him alone Levy and the viltruites
ok it's not funny and not to victim blame but it's also kinda like... mark do you really think you can beat a viltrumite? you only "won" (you lost. you survived. Nolan won. Nolan left) becuase your dad decided half way through that maybe he didn't really want to kill his son. Mark. Please. Can't you bait her somewhere further away if you're gonna.
but fight scene!
ahhhhh no, cecil is telling mark to go along with the conquering and colonisng, like I fully get he's trying ot save mark's life and stall for time for humanity but like... this is not gonna go well irt angstrom and also just. god, poor mark like it's sorta fucked to make him do this iwth all that's hanging over him- even if it 's a lie
oop and mark denied it. he is his mothers son- and fucking hell "Do it. Either you need me or your don't. Make up your mind."
and as mark said to cecil "It's more than just words"
agency, oh agency
and amber :-( also like yeah you'r enot a bad perosn to care about not being shafted even if mark is doing important stuff
are they breaking up? :-((( like i knew it was coming we all knew but it's :-((( actually really really gettting me
"How does this work, mark?" "i odn't know." "maybe that's an answer." adjfa;lksdfja;sldkfj :-(((((
can't believe only 1 more episode left in the series :-O
fucking angstrom levy, stfu, get off the phone, leave oliver and debbie and mark alone. I get it. i do, but ugh not now
also no resolution from the Rus sequid problem. Seems like a lot ot happen next ep, i mean im assuming the sequid thing is gonna linger for a while, but still the viltrumite stuff is only starting to get started angstrom is only starting to interact with mark... much hmm
Allen PLS!! oh wait, he's living, yay!
and he wanted to be kidnapped.... oooookay?
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b1adie · 2 months
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ive been going thru my archive and mass tagging posts so im better organized but im also kind of lazy so some posts will have character tags that dont apply to them cuz i did it by accident and went eh, ill fix it later. and it’s not later yet
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coolocgod · 8 months
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Unknown hugging gold
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So apperantly this happend in a dream unknown had so i had to draw it, THEY HAVE THE BEST FRIENDSHIP, and i just realized i forgot to draw unknown's scarf but eh im to lazy to fix it XD anyways idk what else to say so ye XD
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television-pil0t · 1 year
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POV: your a little too functional so your mental illness isn’t taken seriously
I’m one of the 15% of autistic people that can work a job. This makes it hard to “prove” I’m autistic. Im good enough at masking to not get exhausted and shut down easily and while having a quite personality to make it seem like I’m actually cool when I’m not. Im not ok a lot of the time. I can’t stand for long periods. I stress myself out. I think to much. I have outburst. I get overwhelmed and just sit in the bathroom. I’ve learned how to suppress my daily panic attack but sometimes it’s just to much and I cry. My eyes fill with tears and rub my eyes and blink aggressively to stim so nobody notices. My eyes are always red and puffy from how much I silently cry I just get a reputation for being high all the time. This combination of being blasian, red eyes, short, and already dressing extremely casually all the time has gotten me out of a lot of trouble. I have trouble pressing my emotions. I hate talking about my issues. I do repeating tasks all the time. Locking my door over and over and over, count the starts. Walking in a curtain pattern. Left foot always first. Breathing in a pattern. I give myself panic attacks by being alive I worry about so much. Everything can go wrong. I have my like set yet I’m to lazy to do any of it. I play games all day when I could be making them. I’ve cried while having sex so often I’m so good at hiding it. Even in person. I shake constantly. I choke on my own words. I try and not laugh because I hate how it sounds. My voice is awful. I hate my face and when I don’t look like who I really am. I’m scared of my reflection as much as I jump when I see my own shadow. I hear voices. So often. I hear whispers. Breathing that isn’t mine. Moaning and crying and laughing. I get dizzy thinking about it. I am hyper fixated on the government. My special interest is space and time and reality. I have a tendency to be hyper fixed on music, games and art more than anything. I will play the same game for days to months on end. Craving it. Thinking about it 24/7 watching videos of the game AS I play the game. I will listen to the same song over and over and over and over and over. I’ve gone a whole week listening to the same song and I still love it. I will look at artists and want to draw exactly like them. Studying them so harshly. I know so many art movements it’s insane. Im hard to be romantically intimate with because I hate being touched yet I need it so bad. I hold my breath and stiffened everything my own boyfriend touches me. I’m horrified. I shake. I stiffen and try to relax and breath until it’s over. But I don’t want it to be over. I love the smell of him. The taste of him. Even tho I find kissing disgusting. I love the taste of his tongue. I’m a extremely sexual person. By my own design? Maybe. I’m scared to be abandoned so I let it happen. Most of the time I push for it. I’m very rarely actually horny. I was today and yesterday. Excruciatingly so. Other than that.. eh. Im extremely optimistic while being real. I think corecore could be a genuinely movement. A nonverbal protest against globalization, capitalism, hate speech etc while my bf sees it as a tiktok trend and nothing more. I see the good in the bad as much as I possibly can. The good in the internet, in government, in police. Because you have to see every side to even begin to argue. I understand a lot yet play dumb because I’m both scared to be wrong and scared to impress beyond levels I can’t build upon. I think demons and gods exist just as much as I believe the universe itself is it’s own entity. I believe in rituals and prayer. Manifestations and more. I believe that I’m to codependent on my bf and once a year every year he realizes I’m not good for him yet he always comes back. That is something I understand. I know no matter how much I say “I won’t take him back next time” I will. I know I can be a push over just as much as I can be mean. I know nobody as ever seen me be mean to my fullest. I know I could make anyone cry if I wanted to. I know I can kill.
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torchstelechos · 3 years
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Betta fish Niki for the win!!
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