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imperatorrrrr · 6 months
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lucidd-the-weirdo · 10 months
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Random II and BFB ship names I thought of-
Double trouble - Can work for any ship with objects the same type and similar names, like Bomb II and Bomby BFB. The objeect name can be placed in front of it to be specific like bomb double trouble or taco double trouble Saltysweet - frynut (Fries have salt on them and donuts are sweet, so I think it makes sense for Fries and Donut, ethier that or bittwersweet but I'm pretty sure someone in the Unikitty fandom took that name already-) Ribboned candy apple - marshplebow (Bows are basically ribbons, marshmallows are sweet like candy, and apples are apples. And a very yummy apple snack is candy apples which are at carnivals. I had to put Bow in there somewhere so she's the ribboned part) Blowing bubbles - fubble (Fanny can blow wind, and like, you know- You need wind to blow bubbles so, yeah!!!) Sour chair sales - bowtaco (I mixed their two catchphrases together "Sour cream" and "Chairs", but considering Bow sells chairs, the sales part is in their as well) Vomitaco - barfbagtaco (It's the name of the first episode Barf Bag and Taco appearned in BFDI so like. why not) Stand up comedy - cheesymic (Haha get it? Cause comedians use mics for stand up comedy!) Bedtime story - pillowbook (Pillows are used for sleeping and books are to be read, so what's better for night then a bedtime story? Am I right-)
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shopcat · 11 months
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the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place
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gravitycoill · 7 months
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lil comic i’ve had in my head for a bit
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vintelly · 3 months
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just finished the owl house for the first time. can you guess who my favs are
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weaver-z · 9 months
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The "Zepotha" trend on tiktok makes me SICK as an indie slasher fan. Why did they choose the name "Zepotha?" Name one fucking indie slasher from the 80's that isn't called something like House of Guts. "Zepotha" would be the name of an arthouse horror from the 70's created by a giallo-obsessed Johnny-come-lately director from New Jersey. Zepotha would be brought up in every other "obscure horror recs" thread on reddit until it became a circlejerk meme to even mention it.
"Oh you sound so mad, you sound like you just want to gatekeep--" I DO! I'M GATEKEEPING! None of these people even like slashers! They can barely make it through Fear Street, and then they still make fun of effects that aren't Marvel-sweatshop-grade CGI! You expect them to be able to create a fictional slasher movie with the conviction that this site had when it created Goncharov? Get! Off! Of! My! Lawn!
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radioroxx · 1 month
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this is kerdly 2 me. btw
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lovelyghst · 1 month
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“why’re you bein’ so snappy today, sweetheart?”
genuine concern laces simon’s voice as the mattress dips beneath you with his added weight, but it’s still not enough to knock you from your bratty state. sat at the head of your bed with your knees bent together in front of you, arms crossed over your chest, a pouty look on your face that hasn’t changed since you woke up that morning.
his hand slips up your calf and his other follows suit on your other leg not long after, and you’re still ignoring him. maneuvering themselves to the backs of your knees, making you huff out a frustrated sigh.
“still not gonna talk to me?” he frowns, calloused fingers abandoning your knee-socks and making their way up your bare thighs. his skin is cold, freezing against yours, and your breathing hitches when the rough pads creep upward past the end of your skirt.
you shake your head, refusing to meet his eyes and unrelenting with your behavior, and he’s forced to keep prodding; continue pushing forward, see how long you can keep up the facade until you’ll be whining and writhing and rightly fixed under him.
his digits graze your upper thighs, trickling inward to where you’ve always been the most sensitive, and he tugs at the lacy material of your panties — twice, before pulling them tight against you.
a small whine unexpectedly falls from your lips.
and, oh, he’s got you.
“my poor baby…” he coos. the second his hands emerge from beneath your skirt, your eyes snap open, surprised he’d tease you in such a mean way. his large palms move back to encase your knees; gradually guiding them to part, gentle as you go so pliant for him.
“just a troublesome, little thing, aren’t ya?”
your grumpy pout turns to a sad, desperate one, and he hums in sympathy. he knows you don’t mean to be like this.
he reaches forward again, this time his knuckles finally making contact with the soaked center of your panties, and you gasp aloud. his touch is still light though it’s enough to make you deprived.
“y’need me to help ya rub one out, hm? is that it?”
and finally- finally, you give in to simon. nodding your head, eyes all watery when a tear falls to your puffy cheek, and murmuring soft pleas that entirely contradict the you from a mere minute ago.
he grins proudly; no matter how difficult you may be at times, he’ll always break through it. pull his sweetheart from whatever depths of ill-behavior she fell into, reset that little brain for the better.
“it’s alright, dovie, i’ve got ya. just let me take care of you.”
his hand dips between your skin and the fabric of your panties, careful as he inches closer to your heat, and you give him full reign.
because that’s what he’s there for; to take care of you, of course.
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astraskylark · 23 days
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lotus-pear · 24 days
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drew my beautiful wife today.....hes as beautiful as i remember
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alfheimr · 4 months
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you should play in stars and time ^___^
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soranker · 4 months
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HAPPY DUNMESHI DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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bluegiragi · 2 months
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patience and indulgence.
early access + nsfw on patreon
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(hey i drew this comic in collaboration with the very talented author prettyunhinged, who wrote an amazing fic to go along with it!!! please leave a comment and kudos if u read it, it's so perfect >.< but also do look at the tags first lmao )
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omniscient-sims · 2 years
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*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time
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kanarii-91 · 3 months
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the touden siblings ...... yea amirite
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pilinonia · 3 months
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stardust utopia
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