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coffeecupstack · 10 months
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scrapyahar · 2 months
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"Day off" But someone can't stop working And that's what I think their feet look like. Vox got a cool side toe
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Look at this NOT husbands I love Vals face here
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ratohet · 1 year
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Them
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ghostlylicious · 9 months
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lil iornon sketch woah (i will post finished art 1 day)
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hchollym · 9 months
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Viren x Aaravos in Season 5
I wrote about Viravos in Season 4 in this post, and now that I've finished watching Season 5, I have so many feelings!
*Under the cut due to spoilers.
Poor Claudia was literally out there fighting for her life to get Aaravos' prison so she could set him free, and Aaravos was just ignoring her so he could talk to Viren. 🤣
Aaravos told Claudia that she had to free him in order to save Viren, but as soon as they got close to the prison, Aaravos was going to complete the spell even before he was released. He wasn't even waiting to see if Claudia held up her end of the deal; he's just like. "Oh look, my husband is finally here after 2 years. Time to make sure he stays alive." 🥰
He didn't even need to save Viren. Claudia was going to release him anyway, and then he could have just pretended that it was too late (especially since it was the 30th day), but instead, his entire focus was on Viren.
I love that as soon as Viren saw Aaravos, he was just like "No" & Aaravos didn't even register the rejection at first; he was just happy, asking, "Where are you going? This is a special day." Like he clearly expected Viren to celebrate with him.
Then, when Viren kept walking away, Aaravos' expression quickly changed to confusion & then anger as he commanded Viren to stop, like "Don't walk away from me!"
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Aaravos got over it quickly though, looking happy again when he reached out & said, "You're so close now. We're finally on the cusp of each other's realities." He didn't say, "I'm almost free." He specially talked about both of their locations. He was basically saying, "We can finally be together now," & then he took Viren's arm so he could bring him back to his prison with him.
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When Viren said that he would never sacrifice his child, Aaravos replied, "Relax. I wouldn't expect you to harm Claudia or Soren. You will sacrifice your other child." Despite all the crap that Viren has done to Soren over the years, Aaravos still knows him well enough to know that he wouldn't sacrifice one of his children, and he purposely found another way to make this process easier for Viren. 🥺
The "Our child" statement! The look of shock on Viren's face as Aaravos drops the bombshell that he literally created a child for them without Viren's knowledge or consent. He was like, "I wanted a baby with you, so I got one." 😱 Poor Viren.
Then Aaravos was showing images of the "baby" and saying, "Our baby was so cute. And he's grown into quite the strapping young homunculus. Are you telling me you can't see the resemblance? He has my lovely eyes. I'm afraid his voice must be from your side of the family." He was literally like, "This baby is a mixture of us. We made him, and he's perfect" as Viren is just horrified.
"Now he's here for you. And I will show you how to use every drop of his living essence to restore your own life and your future." Aaravos is really out here willing to sacrifice his own child to save his husband. Harsh! 😭
Then he continues with the statement, "The resurrection spell will expire tonight, and you will die. You must make the sacrifice." He was being very forceful with his tone of voice as he pushed Viren towards Sir Sparklepuff. "If you don't, tomorrow the sun will rise, and you will not." Again, the tone was firm as he guided Viren's hands on the blade, like "Tick tock; time is running out. Let's go boo. Get it done."
When Viren said, "No more dark magic, never again! I am done with it. And I am done with you!" Like good for you sweetie! But Aaravos looked so offended, and it was clear that he was thinking "What the f*&k just happened?" before he disappeared:
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At the end, when Viren was lying on the grass, yet again Aaravos appeared to him (instead of Claudia, who just lost his prison) and said, "Tomorrow the sun will rise. And you will not." His tone and expression of that same statement from earlier were angry this time, and it was clear that he'd moved onto the anger stage of the break up:
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Viren was just trying to escape a toxic relationship, and Aaravos was basically like, "If you leave me, I will kill you." 😫 It's a harsh but realistic ending for this pairing.
Although, I'm not sure that I believe Viren will really die like that. Something tells me that there's going to be a loophole, like Claudia's sacrifice of a leg will be enough to give Viren the "blood of a child" & keep him alive.
I just really want to see Claudia & Soren's faces when they find out that their dad had a baby with Aaravos & Sir Sparklepuff is their half-brother. 😂
Extra: I couldn't resist making these -
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mawu-yama · 7 months
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i finished rewatching lj and im in shambles
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pigonart · 2 years
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Commission for @wookieejamcrew
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exist101 · 1 year
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I'M FINALLY HAPPY WITH MY E.VILE DESIGN YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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I'll make more later
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yourangle-yuordevil · 3 months
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If you can't see them they can't see you, right?
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hg-aneh · 8 months
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pool party!!
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biceratops7 · 9 months
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OK OK OK OK-
Ok is ANYONE else talking about the “evil coffee” theory yet??? Or is that just the discord I’m in
Cause like…. Who the FUCK puts THAT much emphasis on a RANDOM CUP OF COFFEE??
I mean Aziraphale literally says “I made my position clear” and then Metaron is immediately like “aAAH, but I brought you.. an OAT milk LaTé 👹” with foreboding music and ominous shots like some scene straight out of a fucking Disney movie, OH Kay… I see you you Jafar sounding bitch 😭😂
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Not sorry
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lavashark-and-boygirl · 7 months
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Ugh it kills me that crowley said "heaven and hell are both corrupt, we should distance ourselves from that and work together" and aziraphale heard "i dont want to go to heaven with you" and aziraphale said "heaven and hell are both corrupt, but with powerful positions we can change it from the inside" and crowley heard "i dont want to stay here with you"
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lucradiss · 5 months
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Thinking about how Aziraphale invented lying.
Because Crowley did not lie when he tempted Eve— he told her exactly what would happen, if she took a bite of the fruit of knowledge. She would know the difference between good and evil. He did not lie about that.
But Aziraphale gave away the sword appointed to him by God Herself, and then spun the very first lie to protect himself from her wrath.
Regardless of whether it was a small lie, it was a lie all the same, and a lie directly to God. He, an angel, told the very first lie, thereby inventing the act of lying.
Wouldn’t it be funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one?
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hchollym · 1 year
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The Subtext of Viren x Aaravos in Season 4
*spoilers for the newest season*
So even though Viren & Aaravos didn’t share any scenes together in Season 4, these episodes still made my shipper heart happy. 😍
When Viren literally died, Aaravos could have easily told Claudia nothing could be done & used her to accomplish his goal (which would have made sense, because she was arguably as strong, if not stronger, than Viren; she would have been easier to manipulate because she was grieving and alone; and she could have infiltrated Katolis easier - if necessary - by tricking Soren into believing that she’d had a change of heart), but instead, Aaravos literally decided to wait another two years because he wanted Viren instead. 
He never left Viren’s side the entire time, wrapped him in a cocoon of protection, made his step-daughter go on an epic quest to bring Viren back from the dead, and only when Viren was finally about to wake up did Aaravos spin a new cocoon so that their weird lovechild/creature could be born and lead Viren straight to Aaravos, so that Viren could be the one to finally free him from his prison. 
One of Viren’s first thoughts after he woke up was “Where is Aaravos/the star caterpillar?!” 
Viren being annoyed that Claudia is dating an elf but saying nothing, like he knows it would be hypocritical, since he has one of his own. 
I’m literally picture Aaravos being like, “You called our child a goo-spitting homunculus?!” 🤣 Despite that, Viren was the only one who could decode the creature’s drawings, and he took their arm and dragged them away, shushing them when they weren’t behaving, just like a tired dad. 
This doesn’t have anything to do with the pairing, but Viren telling his daughter’s boyfriend to “get a grip” when Terry was upset about killing someone, and then when Terry told Viren that he was FTM transgender, Viren was all gentle and supportive. 😭
At the end of the season, Viren finally getting his staff/powers back and then instantly being like “Alright, let’s go find my husband.” 
YES! This is the Evil Husband Energy I was hoping for! 😍
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