Single female lawyer, fighting for her client~
Wearing sexy mini skirts, and being self-reliant~
damn look at my lawyer im goin to jail fr
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I don't normally do this out in the open and all, but....
...why isn't there an emoji for biting your fist with your hand?
Because I am suddenly in GREAT NEED of an emoji for biting your fist with your hand.
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So, I never read the Percy Jackson books, but I listened to the musical and I'm watching the show and it occurs to me that Mr. D is also a victim of parental mistreatment. He slept with a nymph that Zeus also likes, and now he's forced to be sober and run Camp Half Blood. Idk how the relationship between said nymph and Zeus is portrayed in the books, but from what I've seen, I don't think that's at all a proportional reaction to what Dionysus did.
If any punishment was actually in order, which I don't think it is, maybe a few years of sobriety, not a full century. Also, banishing him to the camp for unwanted bastard children is also a little bit on the nose, ya know?
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The worst thing about new Stardew update is that I can't go Google what the fuck i just saw
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what is it with death entities and Wanting Philza Minecraft
what is it about this white man that makes reapers go "hmm yes this one"
if i had a nickle id have 15 cents which isnt a lot but yknow
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can we talk about how perfectly this season’s finale explores the emotional fall out of last season’s though??
just because morty’s fear is rick not caring enough about him to protect him or give him affection doesn’t necessarily make it true. I think there’s enough instances in the show at this point to demonstrate that rick actually does care enough about morty to do these things when push comes to shove — hell in the episode itself rick beginning to hug morty back does in fact happen in real life even if morty stops him.
but here’s the thing, after the short period where morty actually did feel cared for by rick, where rick protected him and listened to him and gave him affection (and very specifically gave him hugs) only for it to be revealed that rick was actually a fucking robot the whole time, of course morty’s afraid he’d never do any of that shit in real life. of course morty is inherently distrustful and disbelieving of rick being affectionate towards him. the last time he was it was literally all a lie born out of rick not wanting to deal with him.
that whole robot thing was way more traumatic than morty ever let on but he pushed it down to help rick with finding and killing rick prime. and now that they’ve done that all that unresolved trauma has spilled out.
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