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legacyshenanigans · 1 year

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You know what?

I gotta say..

Generally speaking..

Ain't we all just a bunch of horny bitches 💜

I love it. 🤣

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#i love you lot!#rambles #facts on facts #my famdom 💜

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mayearies · 7 months

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These niggas talm bout "42 gwiles" like HELL NOOO I REBUKE IT

LIke y'all already got them pushing the og gwiles now y'all want 42 miles to be with her???? LEAVE HIM ALONE!! STOP BEING GREEDY!! THAT WOULD BE SO BAD

42 miles aint going for no white girl

real hes a negress liker

#facts on facts #maye🧃 talks

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smashthegiantkiller · 9 months

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God bless you.

#aew dynamite #aew #facts on facts

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the-fruit-tea-devil · 11 months

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#real shit #facts on facts #couldn’t have said it better myself

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doctor-milfi · 1 year

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When people tell you who they are… listen.

And then fucking run.

#facts on facts #deep truths #still learning

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dteamain · 1 year

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once i was at a friend's house party and i was doing fine but then thought it would be a good idea to drink basically this entire bottle of wine by myself. i gave every single guy with curly hair at that party my number by pointing and them and shouting at them to come over because i need a boyfriend with curly hair. and then i went outside and threw up just so much and then i made out with one of my friends because "she has curly hair and boobs and that is better than curly hair and guys"

guys this could have been dream. Instead he was tweeting at his besties (millions of Twitter followers). I vibe with you on the curly hair thing and you are so right girls are automatically better bc they have boobs

#anon #facts on facts

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worldoffactsnow · 2 years

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China’s Lunar Exploration Program lander Chang’e 5 has delivered the first real-time confirmation of water on the Moon. This is in the form of hydroxyl (OH), a minor but important constituent of water besides H2O; and like smoke is to fire, OH is proof of water.

#facts #fun facts #trivia #facts on facts #facts of life #did you know #fact #facts only #moon #water #space news #space facts #space #moon water #water on the moon #water bodies

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catchymemes · 2 months

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#politics #facts #economy #tweet #twitter #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes

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tariah23 · 3 months

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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

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daily-spooky · 5 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #jokes #dank memes #dark humor #facts #adulthood

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batshit-auspol · 2 months

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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.