#fake identity au

[redstreetsahead]

Evil Damian and Hero Raven AU

So think Damian as Robin, except instead of Talia actually needing Damian to be protected, it was all a ploy to get him close to Batman and the Justice League so that he could infiltrate them. He still joins the Titans, and after the news of Ras's death, he ultimately picks the League over the Titans and betrays them.

Only problem is that he loved Raven, and she loved him back. They were in a relationship and it broke her heart when he betrayed them. Think some really callous moment where the Titans are up against the League of Assassins and Damian then turns against the Titans and seems like he's actively trying to kill them. "Damian, what are you doing?" "It's time him to rejoin his family." "Damian, I thought we were your family." "You thought wrong" type shit. All the Titans immediately get pissed, but Raven just sort of freezes, she's shocked. Damian can't even look at her.

All the Titans retreat and make it out with their lives, albeit barely. Raven immediately goes and locks herself in her room. Damian is waiting for her. He holds up a detonator, telling her that if she alerts the other Titans he'll blow up half of Jump City. She's pissed, but isn't willing to call his bet. They fight about ideologies and the like, until he ultimately offers for her to join them. "I want you by my side." "Get the fuck out of my tower." "Just know, that all of it was real, Raven, everything with you, it was all real." "I know. And that is why I can never forgive you." Type beat.

SO THEN cue some epic moments such as:

-Damian being on the verge of death in battle and Raven healing him and then punching him square in the face, knocking him out and leaving before he wakes up.

-Raven getting captured by the League, Damian once again asking her to join him, her refusing by saying "I've had enough of demons trying to use me to take over the world". Her getting taken prisoner and begging him to quit the League, him refusing.

-Shiva bringing an injured/on the verge of death Damian into Raven's cell one day. "I should just let him die" "You should. But you won't." "And how do you know that?" "Because you love him. And part of you still hopes that he loves you enough to leave all this."

-SPARKS FLYING CRAZY BATTLE TENSION.

-Damian visiting Raven after a battle. "I hate you" "I know you do, Beloved." "Just for one night." "Only the one."

#damirae #damiraeweek23 #i love this au #it ends in one of three ways #Raven kills Damian and cries over his body #or Damian gets sent to jail and Raven visits him everyday hoping that he changes #Damian has a change of heart and realizes he loves Raven more than his mission but he could never fight against the League of Assassins #They fake their deaths and retire to some cottage and Raven becomes a secret member of Justice League dark under some false identity that #only constantine knows about

[flamingredanon]

"I once thought of you as my weaker half, the part of me that I needed to be rid of so that I could lead the Toppat Clan without weakness.

However I was foolish in that decision and paid dearly.

But you Henry, you have done what I could not and shown yourself as not only the stronger half between us...

...but you have become your own person throughout your struggles."

#henry stickmin #terrence suave #doodle #henry is surprised to see terrence while terrence is just beaming with pride with henry #au idea where terrence and henry were once whole but terrence decided to throw away part of himself so that he would lead the toppats bette #this failed spectacularly and terrence was dethroned by reginald #meanwhile the other part of terrence found himself taken in by gadget gabe #who decided to give this identity the temporary name of henry stickmin and let him stay at his lab for a bit #with henry finding himself testing inventions ever so often for some money before deciding to go see the world for himself #and soon henry would find an apartment and then get the idea to rob a bank one day and setting his path before him #terrence originally wanted revenge against the toppats for dethroning him and wanted to fuse back with his other side #but after seeing the toppats get to space and henry earning the respect and friendship of reginald and the clan he decided not to #only wishing henry well before going off to figure out what he wanted to do now #rambling in the tags #retro anime aesthetic #fake anime screenshot

[discordiansamba]

anyways I don't know if it's due to falling asleep to the backdrop of people setting off way too many fireworks or not, but I had a weird dream last night and now I am here to tell you guys all about it because I've been idly rotating it all day. you've heard of body swap not get ready for... personality swap, I guess? But not completely?

anyways it seemed to take place at the tail end of season one, where instead of getting shot out into random locations by the corrupted wormhole, all the lions stayed on the Castle, but something about the combination of the corrupted wormhole and the paladin bond resulted in something... weird happening. Some kind of quintessence rearrangement that resulted in Lance, Hunk, Pidge, and Keith all swapping aspects of their personalities around that Shiro was apparently spared from because of some kind of defense mechanism that Pidge installed in the control chip for his arm that's in his brain that protected him but the backlash forced him to require some time in the cyropod.

(I guess my brain said. you know what would be funny. Shiro just waking up to this nonsense. and honestly? valid.)

(also allura and coran are fine and somehow escaped the wormhole don't worry about it. apparently the mice did also have their personalities swapped around but like. they're mice. they don't care.)

Pidge was probably the least effected bc she got traits from Hunk, who she already has a decent amount in common with, except now she's prone to nervous tirades, is now a morning person, and is calmed by the act of cooking. except she can't cook. Hunk at least kept very clear notes on all of his cooking experiments so she has something to work with. She suddenly finds herself more drawn to tinkering with things as opposed to coding, but she can still do the latter super easily. Also she has a solid sleep schedule now? She also stops wearing her brother's glasses bc she winds up fixated on the idea that she'll break them so she just keeps them safe in her room instead. Which she has now cleaned. She still kind of feels like she dodged a bullet. Sorry guys.

Lance is... having an experience, because he picked up traits from Pidge. He likes studying now? Except apparently he still has ADHD, but also Coran gave him this clicker thing that seems to be working wonders. He's suddenly a lot less interested in flirting and his detailed skin care routine kind of doesn't seem so important anymore. He has to actively set alarms on his phone otherwise he'll pull all nighters. He's starting to learn how to code? Which is weird but it's oddly calming. He's also pretty sure he picked up Pidge's sense of humor, because Pidge definitely picked up Hunk's sense of humor.

Hunk, to his great misfortune, has picked up traits from Keith. Which also includes his temper and his general introversion, the former of which he is working very hard on managing. He's also spending way more time on the training deck than ever before, but it suddenly doesn't feel like exercise so much as it feels... relaxing? Also he is like. always tense. What the hell, Keith, how did you live like this. How is HE going to live like this. Although it is kind of nice to not feel the urge to puke from nerves, which he... doesn't really seem to have anymore? That's kind of nice.

Keith is probably the oddest case of the bunch. He picked up personality traits from Lance, which he can't even get angry about because he doesn't have a temper anymore? apparently? He's suddenly a lot more extroverted, and also he feels the weird compulsion to... flirt? He's also become way more interested in self care and is suddenly not a morning person anymore. But for all that in some ways he has the most traits leftover from his core personality, because those traits turned out not to be parts of his personality so much as they were due to him being Galra- so he still likes training and fighting as much as he did before. Which is great, because if he let Lance's personality take him by the nose, he'd definitely just start to coast on his talent.

But they also each still have core aspects of themselves that apparently their lions preserved so it's not a full personality swap. Pidge will still wax poetic about the tech around them. Lance might not be huge into self care anymore, but he's still interested in trying to keep himself looking good. Hunk is still very kind, which makes having Keith's temper hard on him. Keith still is a nature boy and a jock, and somehow still doesn't understand how the cheer goes.

POV: You're Shiro. You wake up to this mess. It's been like this for a week apparently, and Coran and Allura don't know how to fix it.

...can you just go back to the cryopod maybe?

#apparently lance bought himself a pair of fake glasses that looked like Veronica's #he needed it to sell his new brainy personality. which is a very Lance thing to think #apparently my subconscious decided keith was better at flirting than lance. which is funny so I'm saying it's right #also apparently part of taking better care of himself involved no longer shaving down his nails so they just ended up sharp and pointy #keith reached his maximum hotness potential through self care incident. 340457 dead 4858582 injured #lance voice: what do you MEAN I kept my *insecurity*. that's the one personality trait I didn't want! #honestly. could be a vehicle for both incredible shenanigans AND character study #what makes a person who they are etc #identity crisis au

[moon-mirage]

Senshi x Family

(Sailor Moon AU)

☾ ♡ ☽ ☾ ♡ ☽ ☾ ♡ ☽

A gentleman thief.

A magical soldier for love and justice.

And their daughter from the future.

To find the Legendary Silver Crystal to defeat the Dark Kingdom, they form an unlikely family.

Rumours suggest that the Silver Crystal is hid away in Princess D's treasury, part of a collection so rare and priceless hardly anyone has ever seen it. The princess itself lives an elusive life, except for the yearly ball at her academy for the young and gifted and their parents.

If only Chiba Mamoru had a child and wife in order to infiltrate the academy. So when a rabbit-haired girl falls from the sky, he doesn't question his stroke of luck. And when he crosses path with a certain "odango atama" from his youth, it seems like he is set for a perfect pretend-family.

Except when his wife is Sailor Moon and his fake daughter is theirs from the future, chaos ensues.

#sailor moon #spy x family #tsukino usagi #chiba mamoru #chibi-usa #usamamo #i watched/read spy x family #my first anime in years and it was a lot of fun #but then this sailor moon au popped into my head #and i think it would be so much fun #mamoru who is pretty much a dad the moment he stumbles over chibi-usa #then he crosses paths with usagi after coming back from america #and they form a family while pretending it's just a means to and end #in order to hide their secret identities better and get invited to princess d's ball #remember the ball and the fake silver crystal in sailor moon? #so there would also be the dark kingdom #and chibi-usa would be from the future and she would know she's their daughter like in the manga #and try her hand at match-making #really i think it would be fun and cute #but as cute as the idea is ... honestly the picture! the picture took me so long and even now I don't think it turned out well #but I just couldn't continue working on it anymore #still I hope some people enjoy this silly little au idea #:D

[bytebun]

hey don’t cry. 10 million blorbos from your shows, okay?

#commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #uh. i guess implied #codywan #star wars #bytebun draws #ok on twitter sometimes japanese artists i follow will caption their au posts with 'delusion for those who can accept anything' #(and then explain the au) (or at least that's what google translate tells me) #that's how i feel about this one. #can't imagine a universe where this guy would sit down to play mario cart w his bf's family after an obvious crying jag #but like maybe he watched legally blond or something & got rlly moved #abt the main character finding her own path with an identity separate from her partner without losing the core elements of her personality #and self-expression. and also winning at the law. you know? #au cody can have elle woods as his blorbo. #in my au where he's doing law things re: clone citizenship #but also fuck stylizing crying genuinely hard. idk if i can get stylistically simpler than the first pic & still convey the precise emotion #that i want. i'm cheating there with like some actual shading instead of hard lines... more studying required #it's like difficult to draw people crying bc/ it's one of those emotions that changes the whole shape of your face... the invert of a #beaming smile. the tears aren't the important part... that's why the 'stoic guy sheds single tear trope' is so funny #they're out there w their plastic immobile faces and a fake tear when the important part is all those scrunched up microexpressions #someone trying rlly hard not to cry has the deeper mouth corners & tense brow-eyelid combo & that wrinkle near the nostril #unfortunately all of these lines are also the only indication of old age in most anime lmao so its so so hard to figure out how to draw em #shld do some ch*insawman or g*lden kmy studies probably. those guys r pretty good at funny looking faces

[thevelaryons]

NEW RELIGION, or AU WHERE ADDAM SURVIVES TUMBLETON AND CHOOSES A DIFFERENT PATH FOR HIMSELF GOING FORWARD

Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk // Captive Prince, C.S. Pacat // Cat’s Eye, Margaret Atwood // Fire & Blood, George R.R. Martin // The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Mitch Albom // Interpretation of Dreams, Sigmund Freud // Angel on Fire - Halsey // Sun Bleached Flies - Ethel Cain // Adonis: Selected Poems, Adonis (tr. Khaled Mattawa) // The Sun Is Also a Star, Nicola Yoon // Three - Sleeping At Last // How’d Your Parents Die Again?, Fatimah Asghar // @tagdevilish // The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Mitch Albom // Gusty Island by Listening Point Foundation // Prayer, Jorie Graham // Loss, H.D. // Crush, Richard Siken // H of H Playbook, Anne Carson // Fifteen - Taylor Swift // The Art of Drowning, Billy Collins // unknown // TOUCH (2019) by Alina Pronskaya // Crush, Richard Siken // In A Week – Hozier // Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out, Richard Siken // Solve for Desire: Poems, Caitlin Bailey // @ghuolboy // Truce - Twenty One Pilots

#valyrianscrolls #preasoiafedit #asoiafedit #velaryonedit #litedit #asoiaf #addam velaryon #corlys velaryon #benjicot blackwood #corlys & addam #addam & ben #edit #*mine #is it even an au if it's possible that it MAY HAVE happened in canon #those 8 years addam's body was missing could be any number of possibile scenarios #I love the idea of benji helping addam to fake his death #after addam became disillusioned by the lies and manipulations of the nobility around him #he starts out his story fully embracing his identity as a velaryon and everything to do with that (whereas alyn is more distant) #but in the end he turns his back on it all aka breaking the cycle (meanwhile alyn seems to have embraced corlys' legacy fully) #benji hides addam away at the isle of faces or raventree hall #maybe addam dyes his hair too #and when addam dies for real at the end of the 8 years his body is returned to his family #I do prefer the isle of faces ending #and if people in westeros wonder why the lord of raventree keeps frequenting the isle well maybe he's just really religious!!! #since addam's name has religious connotations and he's connected to the old gods I might as well go all in with the religious metaphors

[soy-s4uce]

AU where DW never told LP his secret identity after the Bulba fight. DW doesn’t get to adopt Gosalyn as early either. But he’s using his civilian identity again and trying to get his life back together as a ‘regular’ person so he can 👍👍

LP starts falling in love with Darkwing (which tbh, he def already had a crush but shh) but ALSO meets Drake, unaware that he’s Darkwing, and falls in love with him too.

MUWHAHAHA Self indulgence

#Though I think he might eventually connect the dots with Gosalyn being a common factor with the two #Orrrr if he does and mentions it DW panics and just says the two of them both want to adopt her #either fake dating with your fake identity “oh THAT dashing do-gooder?? yes well- were. ..dating. yes. #or just saying they’re friends but the way DW talks about Darkwing does NOT sound platonic #It’s just himself and his ego though 💔 #Gosalyn would probably be the first to know actually in this AU #Also think that while LP basically falls in love with both verisons of DW #DW does as well #in a way bwkhskd #he learns more about LP in this way #Cause Launchpad has a life outside of being DW’s sidekick obviously but as Drake he gets to see that AND be apart of it #darkwing duck #launchpad mcquack #soy words #drake mallard #drakepad #gosalyn mallard

[rmbunnie]

ok just a disclaimer before i get into this, i have nothing against betty grof from adventure time and i have nothing against the concept of parenthood, if i'm against anything it's the fan tendency to project motherhood and a nurturing nature onto literally every single woman they see, and i'm not even actively mad about that right now! I don't like it, but it's just what happens. having said that, it is so so funny to me that i'm seeing more posts and people talking about betty like she'd be particularly good at or even interested in raising children, because, what? did i miss an episode? I'm not saying she's a cold-hearted bully that would have left a seven year old to fend for herself were she in simon's place, but like, she, or an ai copy of herself i guess, met marceline and FULLY did not care. And that's not a wrongdoing, she doesn't know this girl, she doesn't know marceline's interested in her because she sees her, likely because of idealized stories simon told her, as some kind of representation of a happy marriage as well as just one of her favorite people's favorite person. But like. every interaction she has with Finn too, she fully does not give a fuck. He acts a little immature and she calls over his older brother to get him to stop being near her and again, these aren't her kids, she doesn't need to be maternal to them. but like. Betty "jump into a portal as soon as it opens without a second thought as to the repercussions of it" Grof? Betty "Agree to go on an international research trip because the guy you're talking to made a joke about it" Grof? That's the woman you think would enjoy and do well with being responsible for a child lmao?

#simon has paternal traits that are present in the main series and even more present in f&c #but this does NOT mean that betty is maternal by virtue of being in a relationship with him #i'm sorry guys i just don't see it #that woman does NOT care about raising a child #betty and bonnie are very similar but they differ in this regard #and i'm not dunking on anyone! I think roleswap aus are cool and i love to see everyone's creative ideas #but i think #even if betty were in simon's place and helped marcy #the dynamic would be inherently different because they aren't a unit who are identical in all mannerisms #to be clear she would help marcy imo but idk if she'd be doing the fake tv show and everything #simon petrikov #ice king #betty grof #adventure time

[scover-va]

Another assortment of doodles where none of them deserve their own post

#scov.art #fnaf cassidy #evan afton #crying child #charlie emily #henry emily #elizabeth afton #william afton #michael afton #fnaf #im not. maintagging this any further. i refuse #i wanna make michael more scrabbly lookin but idk how to go abt that yet #so instead you get random ass doodles #anyways cmon man takes on fake identities all the time. he def crossdressed a little /j #as for william. i mean. nonbinary fursona /j #fnaf: hauntings of the past au

[sleeps-au-bag]

emmet already knew what happened to ingo. it was obvious. veeerrrryyyyy obvious. but not to others, he supposes. it’s fine. emmet is nothing but a patient man. he can wait a while until the others finally come across a clue.

ever since he was a boy, emmet knew more things than everyone. puzzles? he already knew the answer before being given it. new learning material. seemingly everything was memorized perfectly in mere moments. mysteries? give him one he’ll enjoy ad it’ll be done in five minutes max. of course this meant he always knew what the outcome of a battle would be but he always put his all in it. after all, a battle is not fun unless both participants are serious about it. it wouldn’t be fair to either party otherwise.

gear station already had measures in place in case if either boss or both bosses went missing. the station was using plan ingo when emmet was taken in for questioning about ingo’s disappearance. nobody in nimbasa thought of him at fault for his brother’s disappearance but it was mostly a safety precaution. also to get the league off of the city’s metaphorical back. emmet kept the knowledge of what happened to himself, it would only cause problems for the station and he would hate for his employees and passengers to deal with everything the league would have in store for them. instead, he claimed he was doing his own investigation but was being slowed down with all the work he was doing to keep the subway running. that unfortunately didn’t satisfy the league.

emmet was getting quite tired of them. verrrryyy tired. he needed a break. but he also didn’t want to leave the station. just because he knew practically everything didn’t mean he saw his employees taking charge and making him use some of his years worth of vacation days. and also sending him to hoenn of all regions. at least it isn't kalos?

now, what will he do when he's on vacation? help people. obviously. emmet is a public worker at heart and he loves to help others. he manages to set up a detective agency and get a fitting wardrobe (courtesy of elesa) in two weeks. he quickly gains notoriety in the local town's population for how quickly he's able to solve cases and how he seemingly knows everything. of course he doesn't do this under his actual name. where would the fun in that be? he gives himself a pen name, like authors do.

edogawa ranpo.

that's what the people know him as.

the people know that ranpo worked solo for two months until the mysterious additions of "edgar allan poe" and "nancy springer" to the agency. little did emmet know (even with knowing almost everything) that introducing them would kickstart another journey to go on. this time with much more on the line.

#detectives pen names and pokemon au #submas #submas au #subway boss emmet #oc psyche #oc nana #sigh #yea this is a pokemon x bsd au but none of the bsd characters are here except for when their names are mentioned #keep in mind i have yet to watch bsd #ability users in this au (and my ocverse) use fake names to keep their actual identities a secret #different kinds of fake names get different titles #pen names are names taken from book authors like with what emmet did for himself #btw he and ingo are sinnohan their parents just moved them to unova when they were young #i also haven't played the gen 3 games yet #the real reason emmet hasn't done anything to get ingo back is bc ingo ate his food that he specifically claimed for himself /j #emmet took both their teams with him so none of their pokemon would feel left out

[graincracket]

So like

If we're gonna stick with Yuma being named Yuma, the fuck do we call this guy??

#rain code spoilers #master detective archives: raincode spoilers #master detective archives: rain code #like i dont wanna default to just calling him ramen stand owner that's so weird #but i also don't wanna just call him the REAL yuma kokohead because that's weird too #like if he gave his identity as Yuma Kokohead to Number One #do you think he got like a fake name?? #like witness protection???? #can i just make up a name for him would that work #I don't know #I'm asking because I'm making a AU revolving around the idea of Number One never actually making the deal with Shinigami #but the REAL yuma does (on accident dont ask me how that works) and even though his forte is just MAKING GOOD FOOD #he's still a detective in training SOOOooo he's still roped into the story of Raincode. somehow. don't ask me how I'll make it WORK

[ryekiree]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Haruno Sakura/Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura/Sukea Characters: Haruno Sakura, Hatake Kakashi, Sukea (Naruto), Tsunade (Naruto), Yamanaka Ino, Original Characters Additional Tags: Unreliable Narrator Haruno Sakura, Haruno Sakura-centric, POV Haruno Sakura, Aged-Up Character(s), Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Hokage Tsunade (Naruto), Anbu Hatake Kakashi, Medic Haruno Sakura, basically i wrote this for myself but you can read it too, Community: kakasaku, kakasaku - Freeform, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Pining, Alternate Universe - Post-War, Angst with a Happy Ending, Eventual Happy Ending Summary:

For the past three years, there is only one person Sakura hasn’t been able to talk to. It would have been easy, to just move close to him when she sees him, chalk up the courage to say something witty that he’d easily respond to.

Like before…

And yet, he runs. He always does.

When a stranger starts to show up in Konoha, his camera at the ready for landscapes and skies, and acting as if they’d already met before, Sakura tolerates him at best and is on guard at worst.

But is it really this easy to get close to someone new?

#new fic #ryefics #kakasaku #hatake kakashi #haruno sakura #sukea #canon divergence #au #post-war #fake identity #sakura-centric #sakura pov #angst #fluff too #wip #finally posted the first chapter! more soon!

[words-be-upon-ye]

There are a couple tropes I really love in the space of Miraculous Ladybug fan works, but quite possibly my favorite is when the miraculous holders just get creature from using their powers.

Like yeah, I would say that hosting the power of an abstract concept given sentience, that got shoved into the shape of an animal and bound to a piece of jewelry, would kinda mess with your body a bit.

The little bit of this we get in canon is basically that Adrien loves being a cat and the whole Tikki munches incident.

But I love it when people give them ears and wings and tails, give them eyes that aren't quite human anymore. Fuck with their gender and their sense of body. Sometimes it's body horror, sometimes it's just aesthetic. Love it either way.

I just think it's so fun, a lot of the time it's combined with the like "when a holder and the kawami really respect and bond with each other there's nothing that can be done except having magic bleed into the holder" I think that's fun, but also just making the animal of the kwami a bigger deal is fun. Like if you're going to make it a ladybug you might as well give her wings and antenna and mirrored eyes.

#yes I do like ml #there's just so many characters I like to mess with in my head #also sue me I'm trans and have a certain respect for body horror. for the forced change of your physical self especially when you chose it #anyway I alwasys ramble in the tags #I set up this side blog to hide random writing thoughts I had and oh boy do I have a lot and none of them are on here #and recenetly (and by recently I mean like the past year) I've been hit with so many ml thoughts) #they're all gay #and some of them are cohesive #actually a lot of them revolve around chloe and au's where she gets a meaningful improvement arc #give that gay girl intresting stuff #miraculous ladybug #ml #although one of my ideas is also my very fun very gender take of ml where to conceal their identities ladybug and chat start pretending #to be different people under the masks like they don't need to like explicitly say. they just #switch costumes a lot and they like slyly hint at maybe theres dozens of people who pass around the miraculous to make sure that their #Identities are always safe #and to support the act they also start changing the genders they present as as holders. everyone is like “it's clearly multiple people” #and during this process marinette and Adrien are both like slowly having personal gender revelations #and gabe is like tearing his hair out over having to fight this secret group of superheros that he can never find or catch #but he's still just getting his ass kicked by two kids who're doing the world's most successful costumes change bits #it's like those “fake dating” tropes where they're like “oh but we really do love each other” but with gender #“oh I've got a great idea lets pretend to be different genders sometimes” #cut to “hmh ok so I think I'm not pretending anymore” #oh I do always ramble in the tags

[decepti-thots]

cdrw cursed au (also semirelated: where's that post about prowl making cd wear cat ears at a furry con)

fsdkjsjsfjs THAT WAS ON MY NSFW YEAH. here, for everyone's enjoyment, context free:

anyway. cdrw au where they meet at a hellish "wellness retreat" that rewind is doing a covert youtube "documentary" on because it's definitely a fucking cult. rewind is the kind of youtuber who could probably be making actually interesting content if his subscribers didn't all riot every time he posted something that wasn't clickbait, and he didn't have bills to pay after his rich husband died and most of the will went to the family because they weren't legally married. (minimus did try to help, but they had an argument, and then he uh. disappeared? anyway he is no longer any help.) chromedome got the job through his ex, and he knows it's all terrible and hates it, but he's been doing this for five years and his CV is gonna look weird as hell if he leaves it off and terrible if he puts it on. chromedome catches rewind snooping around and is like honestly? don't even care. want the keys to the """guru's""" office where all her fake tax returns are? rewind winds up stealing all her weed and getting high with chromedome and explaining about his totally not actually dead husband, he swears. and chromedome gets all sad, and rewind's "i can fix him" alarm goes off. they start dating after the place goes bust following rewind's video going viral. chromedome is a youtube boyfriend now. there's conspiracy theories he killed dominus that also go viral on tiktok, probably.

#minimus faked his own death obviously #he committed identity theft to transition as i established in this blog's years old lore #this is the au where that happened ive decided #ask meme #we have so much for that furry au btw it's SO ridiculous

[hella1975]

too many zukka wips not enough willpower

#i have. so many #i have the 'zuko dies but not really' au #i have the bounty hunter au #i have the modern jasmine dragon au that i projected my econ degree onto #i STILL HAVE THE TO ALL THE BOYS I LOVED BEFORE AU #i have the zuko freedom fighter au #and the one that's been on my mind all day: the zuko azula and ursa au #THAT one would be a fucking behemoth #like i have a whole plot outline for that and im super proud of it bc it's definitely one of my more complicated plots #one of those 'things that happen in chapter 1 are relevant 20 chapters in' plots #the basic premise is that ursa takes zuko and azula with her after she kills azulon and flees #and they live on the run throughout the three nations for years and zuko and azula become pickpockets and have fake identities #it's a hoot #BUT ursa becomes very mentally ill bc all the abuse catches up to her now she's finally away from ozai #and it becomes very much zuko as the oldest having to keep the family together #and it gets VERY complicated bc it also gets quite canon compliant bc zuko ends up still hunting aang #but he's using it as a cover to reunite with azula bc he got separated and knows SHE is following the avatar #and the way zukka starts is bc zuko actively foils his own plans to capture aang bc he knows the moment he does #he has to go home and wont be able to find azula. so at one point zuko literally fucking saves sokka and sokka #is like dude what in gods name are you doing rn LMAO #but yeah azula joins the gaang before zuko even does they all wind up in ba sing se there's a rebellion it's so fun #zukka #writing ig

[radioactivepeasant]

Digibashed a Mistaken Identity au Jak. He doesn't know why he's being wrapped in blankets, or why all these heavily armed people keep checking on him and asking if he's okay.

Oh just wait until he manages to sneak into the Arena for the first time. The Impromptu PTA of Spargus is going to lose their minds. (Particularly because if they don't nip this in the bud, the other Spargan kids are going to want to know why they have to wait until they're 18 if Jak doesn't)

#jak and daxter #digibash #my edits #fake screencap #fake screenshot #used Raya and Encanto #mistaken identity au #jak isn't used to being babied whatsoever and he doesn't know if he hates it or loves it #Jak found out there were KG deserters who didn't want to serve Ashelin trying to become Spargans #he fought his way into the arena for a grudge match and good luck getting him out