#fitness humor

[oliviafitmomof3]

#fitblr #tumblr #healthlylifestyle #99 problems #fitgoals #weight loss journey #trust the process #health & fitness #healthy living #healthy life changes #healthy habits #fitness humor

[downtoearthfitness]

I feel called out.

#fitness #fitspo #fitblr #gymtok #gymtok finds #gym humor #fitness humor #weightlifting #leg day #arm day

[mattoyaki]

the protein farts are full force today 🥴

#me #himbo transformation #fitness humor #gaymer #muscle gay

[zankalony]

What’s the most fun way to exercise?

Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart. – Gene Tunney, pro boxer Exercise is not only good for your health, but also for your mood, energy and creativity. But sometimes, it can feel like a chore or a boring routine. If you’re looking for some fun ways to exercise that don’t involve a gym membership or a treadmill, here are some ideas to spice up your fitness journey: Hiking,…

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#dailyprompt #dailyprompt-1903 #exercise benefits #fitness challenges #fitness goals #fitness hacks #fitness humor #fitness inspiration #fitness motivation #fitness quotes #fitness tips #fun exercise ideas #fun workouts #how to make exercise fun

[zerruttet]

🐻 Dad Bod vs Fit Bod

#dad bod #beer belly #suger daddy #love handel #healthy #six pack #fitbody #fit bod #relationship #fitness humor #reality #humor

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

...The only people that approach me are personal trainers. They're like, "You lookin' for a personal trainer?" "Uh, no" "You should be." So, I've gotten to the point, if I'm approached by a personal trainer, I just act like they're hitting on me. They're like, "Hey, how you doin'?" "I'm married!" "No, I don't think you understand - " "I understand perfectly! You wanna get with me, but I'm taken. So you can look, but no touchy!"

Jim Gaffigan

#jim gaffigan #stand-up comedy #stand-up comedian #funny quotes #fitness humor #quotes

[animezinglife]

Montages are forever.

#funny #personal #my form was gone #‘hey let’s get that reel of her doing pushups after teaching 4 fitness classes and lifting weights!’ #fitness #fitness humor

[thephilfactor]

The 5 People You'll Meet at The Gym

The 5 People You’ll Meet at The Gym

It’s that time of year again! Time for many of us to join a gym for three weeks. Just like that Mitch Albom book The Five People You Meet in Heaven, there are also five kinds of people you’ll meet at the gym, and I promise you they are not heavenly. Was your New Years Resolution to get in better shape? Did you sign up for a gym? You may not know it by looking at me, but I belong to a gym. I…

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#Fitness humor #gym humor #The Phil Factor

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #dark humor #gym #fitness

[demaparbat-hp]

I believe July is trying to tell you something, Nico.

#NEW HYPERFIXATION EVERYONE #trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #vashwood #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #I'm new here I don't know the tags help #tristamp #vash x wolfwood #trigun meme #trimax #vashwood week #Funny how these things work #I had no idea of what trigun was about #Then I see like ONE picture of Wolfwood and I'm like #This is it. You're the one. My favourite character ever. I love you. #And then I look up what the series is about. #Crazy that Nico actually fits my type of character to a t #Dark gloomy type who hides behind irony and sarcasm and dark humor? Check. Childhood trauma? Check. #Unknown intentions at first but eventually falls in love with the one they should/must betray? Check. #He was made for me. I know it. #So uh. #I should really really look up the tags for this. #trigun 98 #I guess. #Time to do field research #Btw is there a discord for Trigun/Vashwood stuff? There must be. I want in. #tristamp vash #I did this in like 30 min and TOMBI was playing in my head the entire time. I need help. The series's great but the song is killing me.

[theriu]

Ganon might as well send in his resignation right now

#humor #totk #loz #tears of the kingdom #spoilers #kinda? #this cracked me and my nieces and nephews up #love how big atuff shrinks to fit #Link how are you so strong #you look like a twig

[aledethanlast]

Neil, on a talk show: ...and that's how Andrew and I spent my birthday in the ER. Again.

Interviewer, joking: wow, dude, why don't you just marry the guy already?

Neil: [Looking to Andrew] I don't know, what's in it for me?

Andrew: Rich male seeking tax break. You?

Neil: Rich male seeking long distance relationship. Residence?

Andrew: Columbia

Neil: New York

Andrew: Denver, secondary in Columbia

Neil: done. Kids?

Andrew: none

Neil: one

Andrew: two cats and a kevin

Kevin: hey?

Neil: agreed, on condition of revisit after five years

Andrew: done. I call pet care, groceries, car maintenance.

Neil: clean, do laundry, deal with Kevin

Kevin: I am right here

Andrew: I can deal with Kevin fine. Cooking?

Neil: taxes. I'm not going in the kitchen.

Andrew: not unless you want another midnight snack, huh?

Neil: if you have a problem with my sleeping habits say so

Andrew: I have a problem with your sleeping habits

Neil: how would you even know, you're always in Columbia

Andrew: maybe those two things are connected

Neil: maybe we should take a break

Andrew: maybe we should call it quits

Neil: I'm taking the car

Andrew: I'm taking the house

Neil: I'm taking Kevin

Kevin: The hell you are. I came with the cats, I go with the cats

Neil, back to the interviewer: well, can't say we didn't try

Interviewer: [laughing his ass off]

#aftg #tfc #yeah this is shamelessly that bit from Newsroom #but i think it would fit them so well #not because theyre serious about it but because their sense of humor is built around bullshitting hypotheticals

[waitineedaname]

my inner monologue is just always thinking about ritsu way too hard

#mp100 #ritsu kageyama #I wrote this as a stream of consciousness in the ms paint text box and then it literally. wouldn't fit. #and I couldn't make the text any smaller #so i had to switch to GOOGLE DRAWINGS to make this #I know this is hard to read but that adds to the humor to me lsdkjflkjdf #I'm just. ouuuughhghhg every time I think about him too hard I want to explode #I was also going to make a companion piece talking about his autism in comparison to mob's #but it's late. you guys can get the autism essay later if you want #I am going to become the number one ritsu poster through sheer mental illness alone #ritsu brain syndrome. instead of a brain there is ritsu #spinning him in my mind like that one bit from the season one opening

[animezinglife]

Co-worker: [dragging her feet and groaning into work]

Me: What happened to you?

Her: I took [Trainer Friend]’s class last night.

Trainer Friend: [walks by]

Co-worker: Bitch.

#funny #humor #fitness humor #hilarious #co-workers #gymblr #(we’re all friends)

[stinkypeanutbutter]

look , I had a silly feeling that made me do a silly thing ( SBG character charts . I don’t regret it )

also maybe slight spoilers but not really idk you won’t notice it ( maybe . Also source jokes . A lot )

#I don’t apologize for anything I have done #I’m so funny arent I guys #It’s 11pm maybe I should snooze now #I don’t want to though I want to draw ashlyn devastatingly holding Aiden to a song I can’t remember #Why can’t I remember the song I’m gonna kns #AUUGHHH !!! #school bus graveyard #I really like doubling down on Tyler don’t I #My humor is a bit mean idk if you noticed #I know I shouldn’t have but it fit so well pls understand 💔💔 #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard webtoon

[tanked-up]

Compilation of Soap and Ghost as friends characters (Chandler and Joey) (Look at tags)

#Question #since I can’t really find anymore pics to make those meme (which I haven’t posted in a while) #would you guys like it if I posted like these instead? (instead of like the army ones #Like these movie memes and I’ll make it fit Ghost and Soap’s humor and shit #let me know so I can continue with these #call of duty #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #fake text #incorrect cod quotes