#for political bullshit

[radiosummons]

I'm literally on my knees, begging and sobbing for the Mandalorians to have a normal fucking government. The sequel here

#the mandalorian #mandalore #mandalorians #manda'yaim #mandalorian culture #star wars shitpost #star wars #dont come in here #with ye old bullshit #about how the darksaber #always belonged to the mandalorians or whatever #it never did #tarre vizsla #gave the darksaber to the temple #and it was clan vizsla #who fucking stole it #for political bullshit #and now the mandalorian government #is in even more shambles #anyway

[specimentality]

No bc what the fuck is this introduced OK bill (HB3084)??? Kids who pretend to be animals get kicked out of participating in school and extracurriculars? These people are so against fun and whimsy. Kids will roleplay critters and warrior cats. Maybe a kid wants to wear cat ears. It’s all harmless fun. What the hell. This is stupid and not okay! CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL ON THEM? HOW IS THIS NOT SATIRE!! Oklahoma is one of the worst ranked states in education, and THIS is what their government is worried about. Absolutely stupid. If you’re in OK tell your representatives that this is dumb and pressure them to vote against it.

#oklahoma #us politics #furries #otherkin #therian #government #stupid bullshit laws #alterhuman

[thebeckiest]

Hello! I'm a teacher in Indiana, and things have been getting steadily more dire since I started teaching. Indiana is not a great place to teach because we have a GOP supermajority and, wow, do those guys hate public educators.

Anyway our attorney general (who I have no kind words for so I'll keep them to myself) has set up an "Education Transparency Form" so concerned members of the public can report "socialist indoctrination." He didn't bother to tell the department of education or schools that he was doing this.

Anyway, would you all do me the kind favor of spamming this thing?

#indiana politics #attack on education #public education #gop bullshit #i'm bad at tagging help please

[queerism1969]

#fuck cops #defund the cops #all cops are bastards #firefighter #fuck the police #nonbinary #police violence #police brutality #arm yourself #gun crime #gun rights #gun control #gun violence #gun atthaphan #lgbtq community #military #firearms #revolver #right wing bullshit #right wing politics #right wing terrorism #republican #liberalism #conservatives #conservatism #right wing women #right wing extremism #gop

[things-stronger-than-fear]

literally in another universe snowbairdplinth could've been THE revolution. they wouldn't even really need any allies, lbr.

like, between coryo's cunning, sej's conscience, and lucy gray's charisma? the snow name, the plinth fortune, the baird d12 but neither district nor capitol pedigree?

coryo could've actually been like, panem's first 20-year-old president, who outlaws the hunger games and who the districts still listen to because he has sej and lucy gray on side. and yeah maybe coryo still kills a bunch of people but like whatever, no one really bats an eye -- who's gonna mourn gaul, anyways? no one in the districts, that's for sure. even if gaul didn't suck ass they'd be busy with cool covey music and awesome new legislation.

in a better universe i am 100% certain snowbairdplinth could've managed a fairly bloodless revolution, six decades early.

#they're all idiots in canon but if they listened to each other? #if coryo opened up to the idea that control could be achieved through means other than brutality? #if sej started thinking through his rebellious plots for more than five minutes and used his money to affect large-scale change? #if lucy gray willingly inserted herself into politics for the good of the nation? #ugh we could've had it allllllLLLLL #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #sejanus plinth #snowbaird #snowjanus #snowbairdplinth #snowjanusbaird #<- idk what the proper ship name is T-T #at this point i'm gonna start tagging all my bullshit aus with #fuck coriolanus' canon asshattery

[slightlydepressedmelon]

good morning and fuck you to the united states supreme court

#scotus #lgbtq #us politics #bullshit #my post #holy shit I went to work and came back to a shit load of notifications

[gay-jesus-probably]

I like the general fandom trend to just take the plot of Hyrule Warriors as a loose guideline at best and just use the whole concept as a good excuse to get blorbos to interact across timelines, BUT I'm very disappointed that everyone is missing the comedic potential of a very specific squad of characters:

Young Link (aka Mask), who walks out of the nightmare of Majora's Mask and immediately gets portal kidnapped into a temporal war, takes one look at the whole mess and decides that you could not fucking pay him to admit to being the resident expert on Time Shenanigans. He introduces himself with the title of Hero of Termina, and definitely doesn't have any other ones, that would be crazy. Hero of Time? Never heard of him.

Tetra, who is a kickass pirate captain with zero patience for people trying to shove her into the Designated Princess role, and realizes immediately that Oh Fuck, this Hyrule has a lot of Ideas about how the Hero and the Princess are supposed to properly play their parts, the second they realize she's technically a Zelda they're gonna shove her in a goddamn dress and damsel her again, that's not happening. So she's definitely just a really cool pirate captain, nothing else going on here at all, definitely not the heir of the Hylian royal family in her time, that'd be crazy.

Ravio, who is literally just a palette swapped Link, meaning that the second his hood comes off, things are gonna get Awkward. There's no way in hell he's dealing with all that Hero baggage, that's Link work, so that giant bunny hood/mask is practically superglued to his head, and he's not taking it off for love or money.

Spirit Tracks Zelda, who is just in the Phantom Armour the whole time, and passing herself off as just a friendly ghost posessing a suit of armour to help the Hero of Spirits. Of course she isn't Princess Zelda, that's ridiculous, if she were a Zelda then people would start getting really weird about her technically being dead, and boy does that ever sound like a whole Thing she doesn't want to deal with, so she can't possibly be Zelda, she's just a nice ghost knight. Also, her teenage grandma is here, and that's kinda weird, so it's easier to just not admit to being royalty and avoid that awkward conversation.

Finally there's Sheik, who is not the Princess Zelda of the era straight up abandoning her war torn country for months at a time so she can risk her life in extreme cosplay for no clear reason, but is instead the actual Sheik from Ocarina of Time, who just beat Ganondorf like a month ago and is still trying to process what the fuck to do now. Also, he's been pretending to be a boy since he was ten, and is realizing there's a pretty good chance that he isn't pretending anymore, so that's a whole other can of worms. But for the last seven years of his life, being Princess Zelda meant certain death, so he's not really inclined to introduce himself like when in a new and stressful situation (not to mention he might actually just not be a girl named Zelda anymore), so he automatically introduces himself as just Sheik the spooky ninja man, and fuck he's in too deep to back out now, looks like he's committing to the bit. If you think you sense the Triforce of Wisdom on him, no you don't.

Cue shenanigans as the five of them attempt to hide that they're all actually kind of A Big Deal. The group motto is "Nobody says shit", which is usually delivered as a frantic hiss whenever someone slips up. Just the reunion between Sheik and Mask alone would be absolutely buckwild given how they parted, and how they're both frantically pretending to Not be involved with each other. For added hilarity and/or drama, Sheik gives his semi-bullshit cover story of having just been a friend of the Hero of Time, then runs into said Hero of Time and they both have to desperately pretend not to know each other, because if anyone picks up on the mountain of baggage between them then Mask is busted, and he won't hesitate to drag Sheik down with him out of sheer spite. Not to mention the weird balance of Sheik being used to this Link being a teenager that's actually a small child, and now has to adjust to Link who is a small child that's actually a teenager.

Also, i really feel like we're all missing out on the comedy potential of Ganondorf recognizing Young Link on sight and the two of them immediately launching into a grudge match with some extremely personal and specific insults on both sides. Meanwhile literally everybody else is just standing there watching, trying to process the fact that out of every single person that's been pulled out of time, Ganondorf only has personal beef with a literal nine year old.

I just feel like we're all really sleeping on the potential for Shenanigans here. The whole thing is an absurd mess, why not have some fun with it?

#legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #for the record im picturing the sheik-mask reunion as being the spiderman pointing meme for like five minutes #also my mental image of sheik is extremely Bad haircut (he does it himself with a knife and doesnt care about making it even) #and a ridiculous tanline across his face from wearing a mask all day #OOT magiaclly growing out zelda's hair and manifesting a Royal Gown was some top tier bullshit and i'm always angry about it #like dude. literally all of princess zelda's finery was made for a ten year old #she's like eighteen now. nobody's making royal finery for teenage zelda. where was she supposed to get that dress. #i am eternally on my agenda to let zelda wear some goddamn pants without an immediate magic makeover to *fix* it #anyways nintendo's sexism aside i like sheik being trans its very fun and sexy of him #tfw you go into hiding to escape political assassination and accidentally trans your gender in the process

[fuckyeahisawthat]

Paul/Chani battle couple falling in love while fighting side by side in a guerrilla war for national liberation felt like a gift to me personally for many reasons but mostly because comrades-to-lovers is SUCH a specific vibe and putting Paul Atreides into that dynamic is so so so so funny

#like. can you imagine #you’re on an extended camping trip with bouts of intermittent life-or-death combat #surrounded by people who’ve known each other since birth and probably been fighting together for years #under pressure to prove yourself cause you’re the new guy an outsider and in several other ways sus #there’s a prophecy about you but most of these people think it’s bullshit #and in the middle of all this there is A Girl That You Like #do you think this girl is gonna pick up your slack or automatically take your side in political debates just cause you’re bangin? #absolutely the fuck not #be serious comrade. also it’s your turn to shake sand out of the tent #incredible ego corrective. #dune #dune part two #paul atreides #chani kynes

[mxtxfanatic]

“Tgcf is like the trolley problem except it’s Xie Lian’s fault that everyone dies because he wants to stop the trolley.” No, Tgcf is “like” the trolley problem if the problem was that every time Xie Lian attempted to stop a trolley, the trolley owner builds another trolley and sends it hurtling down another track to mass murder another set of people to prove to Xie Lian that the only “reasonable” response to witnessing mass death occurring is to stand to the side to watch the trolley kill the people you think least deserving of life, maybe while asking the trolley driver—who wants to kill—to slow down a little (but only maybe). In that regard, the op of that wretched take and the trolley owner seem to be on the same wavelength.

#tgcf #truly and honestly need fandom memers #to maybe read the fucking room #before making bullshit like this #and i really really need fans to look at posts like that #and go ‘wow this us actually a fucked up politic to proudly profess to in a joke #especially considering THE CURRENT STATE OF THE WORLD’ #sorry i know i said i don’t make pointed posts about things #but the fact that that post was made AND became popular #absolutely boils my blood #nothing that is said in fandom is said in a fucking vacuum #but i expect people who apparently can’t even read texts to be able to read the room? jokes on me

[rejectingrepublicans]

#faux news #Fox News bullshit factory #Fox News lies #Fox News is republican propaganda #republican assholes #political humor #maga morons #resist

[sadgirlweather]

One in three children in the north of England live in poverty and can’t afford meals. But this is a reasonable thing to spend money on and not free school meals for kids who families can’t afford to eat

#uk politics #royal family #this is bullshit

[kaaragen]

Absolutely incensed at the Cass review. A whole string of cherry-picked studies, placing impossible standards to ignore others, and utter despicable nonsense (effectively defining people under 25 as children??). It is in no way a fair, comprehensive or even credible study that would have failed as an undergraduate dissertation.

And yet it's going to be accepted and implemented across the elements of the political system that matters. Fucking horrific.

I'm so so sorry for any transperson in the UK. It's truly a never ending nightmare.

#uk politics #transmisogyny #transgender #cass review #just never ending bullshit and pain

[gamer2002]

https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/1753951986175844734

Tax funded indoctrination before you learn to read and count? Can we call it grooming already?

#san francisco #woke #israel #israel hamas war #hamas #gaza #sjw #sjw bullshit #education #us education #us politics #politics #grooming

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

vaas-montenegro-definition-of-insanity.mp4

#extremely soulfucking watching a country destroyed over thus bullshit tbh #their entire political establishment is hellbent on nato death cultism no matter how hard they get fucked by it #ghoulish

[kaladinpdfs]

as an enjoyer of violent uprisings i do support all singer wrongs and consider them right HOWEVER. suing the government for centuries of backpay is objectively the funniest thing the azish singers could have done. good for them

#common singer w or whatever #oathbringer #wait was it actually for wage theft or just like. in general. iirc they just filed a complaint and maybe i assumed the rest idk anyway #it doesn’t matter <3 beating my fists against the floor begging for more singer culture and politics outside of odium’s bullshit #attune rhythm of bureaucracy or whatever

[origami-trust]

Dracula, Sept 18th:

"Then she returned and whispered to us that there was a gentleman who had come with a message from Mr. Holmwood. I bade her simply tell him that he must wait, for we could see no one now. She went away with the message, and, engrossed with our work, I clean forgot all about him."

Quincey: "What's the matter with me, anyhow?"

Quincey arrives, and is directed to wait in the dining room

Van Helsing and Seward forget that someone has arrived

Van Helsing and Seward go to the dining room and

do not acknowledge Quincey because they forgot about him and also don't see him in the dark.

Van Helsing asks Seward, seriously, where in the world they might find somebody who can help Lucy Quincey's POV: Van Helsing and Seward walk in, ignore him, and then ask the air if only there would be someone who could arrive who would want to help Lucy Quincey: what the hell, Jack

#dracula #dracula daily #should I say I'm back on my bullshit if I never left #alternatively Quincey was told come back later and decided he'd chill in the dining room politely