#found speaks

[notfoundfootage]

God's I'm ovulating and it feels like I'm a bitch in heat so I'm just gonna throw my thoughts here, deal with it:

Includes Halsin, Karlach, Wyll and Minthara.

Nsfw 👇 below

Imagine being shared by all companions in camp like a common whore.

Passed from one to another like a ragdoll, being fucked the whole night, your mouth and hole never empty, someone riding your dick if you have one, hands everywhere in your body.

Some of them are fighting to have you next, fucking you until you're dumb out of your wits.

It's out of characters for some of them, but I can dream.

I want Halsin to fuck me so hard I see the Oak Father while in bliss. Wanna ride him until my knees give in from pain. If he wants to rail me in the woods, in the river, in a cave, he can. He's so big, his arms so delicious, I wanna be caged in while he ruts like a madman in my hole.

I want to grind against Karlach's hot sex until I make her see whatever celestial body she wishes, god, I wanna go down on her so so bad, she's so beautiful. She can fuck me, she can turn me into a piece of coal if she wants, Karlach can destroy me and I'd thank her.

I want to destroy Wyll and his pompous fancy boy ass. I wanna hold him by the horns as I sit on his face, I wanna suck his goddamned blade until he runs dry. He's literally so ruinable, so pretty, so hot, I want him so bad.

Gods, imagine being sandwiched between Wyll and Karlach, it's the perfect duo, it makes me go crazy just thinking about it. I'm truly a loss.

Fucking Minthara, I barely know her, but I want to be put in my place by her. Want her to order me to suck her sex until my mouth hurts, I wanna worship her, step on me hard, drow lady. Tie me up, beat me down, destroy me and rebuild me.

#halsin x reader #karlach x reader #wyll x reader #minthara x reader #bg3 #found speaks

[elliesbelle]

emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.

multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.

i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.

please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.

#emily’s finally found housing after couch surfing at friends’ places for months #they’ve got a lot of debt rn on top of bills and rent #rn they don’t have food in the house and they’re starving #they don’t deserve this at all they are so kind and i literally hate to see them suffering #please please pleaaase donate and reblog #they don’t ask for much but they deserve the world #mutual aid #crowdfunding #donation post #belle speaks

[mintbees]

I only had a passing familiarity with Kendrick Lamar until this morning so this is how im reading the genius lyrics annotations

#kendrick lamar #drake #the bee speaks #and I thought Nicki and Megan was crazy that was NOTHING compared to this #forever satisfied in me not liking drake ever since I found out about that Millie Bobbie brown shit

[little-eye-guy]

"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

#eye guy speaks #i need that phrase to be removed from everyone's vocabulary Please #why are you so convinced that such things cannot be discovered by or found in the mundane #1/1/23 edit: hope you all have enjoyed yourselves bc im ready for some peace and quiet *turns off reblogs* #1/4/23 edit: please don't comment about wanting to reblog. the experience itself may be fleeting but you will have your memory of it #(aka i turned them off for my health and you will be ok. it's just a post)

[daisydood]

i hate it when i refer to a woman as a cowboy and then someone corrects me "erm actually shes a cowgirl!!" no she's not. cowboy is all genders you cannot separate the power of yeehaw

#found this in my drafts #dc speaks!! #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #cowboys #cowgirl is too sexualized tbh #looking at the reblogs giggling and kicking my feet

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :> #Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

[girlboyburger]

i was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i discovered the dragon survival mod which was LIFE CHANGING when you're on three hours of sleep so of course i made a whole custom forest dragon texture in one day about it. and. just for fun, some concept art i made for it:

#aka i was too tired to trust myself to speak coherently with clients or make commission work up to my standards. but i need to be productive #or ill die #my art #minecraft #mineblr #dragon #dragonsona #of sorts #forest dragon #earth dragon #lush cave #mods in the video tht are noticable btw: complimentary reimagined shaders. alex's mobs. ambient sounds 5. mizuno 16 craft resource pack. #and a really cool seed i found online :] #video #NOT my model but im going to tag it as #my model #since it's 3D work!! actual model made by blackaures who made the mod and also some SICK ass dragon art #also. patreon gets to see the other 3 pages of concept art i made for this later today! :] wink wink nudge. coughs #sorry i need to shill #um. anyways #no name for this dragon yet. i do know it steals livestock from too-small village/illager pens #to give them enriched lives in its expansive cave farm #i'd like to come back to this eventually and touch up the wing design since the glowing spots didnt really shake out

[foolsocracy]

he should've been at the club

#dan mora opened my eyes lowkey. cause i was like idk how that little guy is aquaman brother/friend... but now i see. now i understand #its cause he shouda been at the club..... #also the 3rd drawing: do we think arthur taught garth to speak like whats up with that #arthur curry #garth of shayeris #aquaman #aqualad #my art #dc comics #dc #posting this at 12:45 in the morning lets see how that goes #arthur lucked out w garth tho cause at least garth found and furnished them a cave to live in 😭😭😭😭😭 #the cake from rando sailors is real btw

[sh5]

#lee speaks #now the source is ruined which I think is funnier than turning reblogs off. it will continue to spread but it's hilarious to me now #this post wasn't supposed to breach containment and I disagree with the majority of you and you're annoying me <3 #I’ve found that I actually don’t care at all and I’m a grown ass man #fiiiiiiiine I’m turning reblogs off since people are getting actually pissy. fuck all of you

[stardust-annihilation]

jaster mereel, with his concord dawn dialect of mando'a: y'all'd've

other mandalorians, in tears: please i dont know what you're saying

#just found out about concord dawn canonically having its own distinct dialect of mando'a #anyways jaster Can speak standard mando'a he just chooses not to sometimes in order to cause problems on purpose for people he dislikes #star wars #jaster mereel

[notfoundfootage]

I'm rewatching The Boy and I got a glimpse of Brahms schedule written by Mrs Heelshire:

7h wake up Brahms

8h Breakfast

9h Physical Exercise

10h chores

11h play time

12h lunch

13h school time (reading, music, languages, history - one hour each)

17h clean rat traps

19h dinner

21h bath time

22h bedtime

The time is hard to read, but it's mostly it. It's in the movie, the moment where the parents are about to leave for "vacay" and Mr Heelshire gives the rules to Greta. Hope this is useful 💙

#found speaks #the boy 2016 #brahms heelshire #brahms heelshire x reader

[hitwiththetmnt]

Happy February lovelies♡

#first time really drawing bay Donnie #but it’s the romance month so why not #someone get me a water cause I just found glass of tall-wait-someone get me a tall cause I just found a water-SHIT-I can’t speak #tw suggestive #cw suggestive #tmnt bayverse #bayverse tmnt #bayverse donnie #bayverse donatello #tmnt #my art #bayverse turtles #tmnt art #tmnt fanart #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt doodles #tmnt fandom #tmnt 2014 #tmnt 2016

[thechy-fychannel]

"House isn't my— we're not gay."

"if you die, I'm alone."

"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"

"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"

"I need you to tell me that you love me."

"you have everything you need right here. We both do."

"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"

"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."

"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"

#chyanne speaks #these were just the ones of the top of my head #found this meme and wanted to use it #bc them bitches be gay!!!! #denial is a river in egypt #you and your bestie are GAY #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #remy thirteen hadley #chris taub #lisa cuddy #amber volakis

[homosherb]

#they make me feel things #i love them so much #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #found out their kids’ names are Willow and Rye #cutest thing ever #the hunger games #hunger games renaissance #why did no one tell me this poem is from a STUCKY FANFIC #this is like my favourite poem ever AND NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS??? #sherb speaks

[blakbonnet]

while you're misusing bury your gays, Ed is getting woken up by Stede kissing him lovingly and looking into his eyes and telling him he's the most lovable person in the world on the planet in the entire universe, and Ed is making him blush first thing in the morning, and they're badly running an inn together and pda'ing all over the falling columns of their shaky shack, and overcharging customers for salmonella stricken fish, and they're deliriously happy, by the fucking way

#peace and love on planet earth #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #meow speaks #this isn't a rant I just went into the main tags #upside I found many cool gifs and jokes that I've queued #downside I saw takes that made me wanna scoop out my brain

[kenobihater]

after literal years i finally got around to downloading a pdf of the wipers times, an unsancitioned satitical british trench magazine circulated among the troops in france from 1916-1918 after the fortuitous discovery of a printing press. i have approximately five million other things i need to read so idk when i'll be able to devote much time to it, and i gotta pick up a proper copy bc it's missing at least salient no 4 vol 2. that said? i'm genuinely laughing at what i've skimmed so far

#this is like THE page everyone likes it seems but it's SO good #also the flammenwerfer one i found on wikipedia is gold. that's the only reason i know no 4 vol 2 is missing from the pdf after skimming #and 'DEAD COW FARM' CINEMA. is great #the wipers times is SO fascinating to me as a glimpse of life into the trenches without any signifigant censorship of the bitterness that's #couched in satire. it's hilarious satire but there's still bitterness there sometimes! and gallows humor! this was adored by the men on the #front but it's amazing it happened at all. SO glad it did. it's a marvel #len speaks #ww1 #world war 1 #world war one #the great war #1917 #<- figured you guys might find this interesting considering it would be circulating during canon #history