why have them fight over gordon. when. kiss?
i have no other thought behind this other than playing hl1 makes me sad when the security officers die :(
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COSGROVE THIS ISN'T WEED
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freakazoid has been announced babygirl of 2023! and he’s accompanied by his cringefail host! yippie!
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Yo what's up? Got any Freakazoid headcanons you'd like to share? :3
it's only by receiving this ask have i realized 'oh! i didn't actually enable asks on my freakazoid blog'. so if you do want to take any questions there you can!!
well in any case i may as well answer this here and then rb it onto the 'right' blog??
there is the... entirety of the Initial reboot that I'm working on but that's... now in another state of being In Progress and also like. kind of goes beyond headcanons.
i think the main ones that come to mind for the original show would be:
-Stephanie i can see having a lot more proficiency in electronics than she lets on-- there is that one arcade ep.
-I think the 'funnest' one i have is. okay. so in terms of some reboot concepts i do think it's very fun to like, have dexter and freakazoid be separate people-- and i believe paul rugg even stated he thought as much.
For the original show, though? Dexter's initial character is...... eh. we get some indication of some things here and there but otherwise if we're going JUST by the original canon he's... pretty stereotypical nerd, all things considered.
Part of this was probably because of the bit of like 'how plain Dexter is compared to Freakazoid' but it's also because apparently they just... had no motivation to write him? Not because they hated him mind you-- but in a sense of 'they had no mandate to write dexter-centric episodes so they usually... didn't'. which i think is a bit of a shame in that i think there was potential to make dexter be, well, funny.
Anyway, all this leading up to-- i actually think it's way more interesting to see og dexter and freakazoid as being the same person, just because it makes dexter's character a little more interesting by implication. The idea that freakazoid is just dexter but without the social inhibitions (and maybe internet induced insanity? I mean that's what the theme song SAYS but in practice he's more. just a guy?)
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@my-life-is-a-bad-sitcom
I got an email saying you sent me a question, but it doesn't appear in my inbox. and now I'm not entirely sure if tumblr is letting me tag you.
Favorites would have to be (not in order)
To Hollow the Soul : So self indulgent and the first story i wrote for freakazoid. It stars mainly dexter and an oc Geist who is a clone of freakazoid.
The Thaw: Warming up to Friendship: First attempt at a prequel, and I love barry sam and len in this. flash is a delight to write i tell you. i think this fed into billy's story in thundersnow really well and got me to write part of tight rope.
Sapphire, Rubí, Esmeralda!: this one isn't talked about much anymore but Donald duck in college with magic was a jam for a while. i still like this starting fic/
Thundering Hooves : a cowboy, vigilante, and a knight, shining knight live on a ranch. what more could you want? and all the silly research i ended up doing lol
Accidental Nephew: I like this because peter interacts with so many villains and is the start of the series going nuts.
my brain is blanking bad rn but writer friends jump on this, and tag me if you wanna.
Im pretty sure @adgaea and @catch-all write
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Come to Finicula! We have
hot dog stand
failing tech comoany
the mafia a totally legitimate insurance business
the woods. the totally normal woods. don't worry about that mansion back there
highschool. named after a famous person whose never been here
pawn shop??? this place is actually normal i think
furniture store that the people converted it from a mall and then the mafia insurance company couldn't sell it from how specific it was so when the family moved back in they could buy it for even less than what they sold it as
our tv station! the news anchor hates her shitty ceo husband
mini mall that the witch showed up in
(no association w the witch at the furniture store who only deals in bartering)
COMBINATION MUSEUM LIBRARY. we have weirdly specific books and exhibits. we're unsure of how... unhaunted or unmagical all these are dw abt it.
aka glitch in the system reboot is going great
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sorry for being that guy but absolving a character of any and all flaws or accountability and ignoring the parts of canon that are proof that this character is (thankfully) complex and human aka capable of making mistakes and doing good and being smart in some ways and dumb in others and so on and so forth is just like. sorry but i always imagined that to be the most boring way to enjoy a character and yet.........................
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Heya, I'm EzzyPop, The freak itself.
You can call me Ezzy/Ez or just Moss. I really don't have a preference.
My pronouns are They/She/He
I like to draw stuff and write too.
My current interests are:
The Hotel Podcast
Texas chainsaw Massacre
Rock Operas
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
My Ocs
Feel free to request doodles from me, I'd be happy to do them!
My oc blog is @ezzynmocha
DNI if you are the following:
Homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, ableist, fatphobic, a Zionist, proshipper, zoophile/pedophile, or a porn account. If I see any of this, you will be blocked.
If you are under the age of 13, please tread lightly.
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I watched Freakazoid. hey ladies
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Hi!
We don't know each other, you just liked one of my posts and I checked your profile to make sure you're a legit person (too many bots in my activity page lately and it gave me trust issues haha).
I see you underwent surgery recently, I'm happy all went well!
Best wishes for a fast recovery ^^ ♥
if you were in the wheelchair tag, i Lurk in there constantly
and thank u recovery thus far is. well. i'm recovering very well but my (genuinely, clinically) paranoid ass is struggling. nurse visits tomorrow though so hopefully she can help me with things like tidying and showering
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Sarah: You'll never get away with this, Petey!
Petey: Get away with what? I literally just escaped from jail.
Sarah:
Sarah: Yeah, you're right. Sorry, I jumped the gun. My bad.
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unnamed dark fantasy au that may never leave leave ur docs…… why you have intrigued me <3
cunt recognizes cunt...or whatever the kids say <33 ok SO she goes something like this:
exists in a totally different realm. multi ship story that follows 2 main story lines (that will eventually converge ofc):
James and Lily are partners at the Phoenix, an organization in charge of powerful castaways (ie: James) who have committed some sin or another and now have to serve time before they're allowed back to whatever realm they're originally from. so, James comes to the Phoenix, and he is paired w/ Lily and they are basically. well fighting crime? like they are sent out to capture/kill other supernatural beings disturbing the balance. they happen upon regulus black, who is an unregistered Reaper (big no no). nobody knew he existed, but even more importantly is that his brother is Sirius Black, #1 on the Phoenix most wanted list..chaos ensues or whatever..
Sirius is a Reaper and he's run away from home. He's deep in hiding using a ton of his power, disappeared without a trace, until some guy sort of just plucks him right out of his hiding place like "hey so I heard you're supposedly a super powerful reaper in charge of death and spirits and wtv soooo umm can you help me track someone down?"
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New art coming…eventually… but in the mean time please look at these guys I picked up recently! Their names are Onyx and Equinox(if you know you know >:}}}}). I love them very much.
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This is why I’ve never and will never search anything and add ‘Reddit’ to the end, I’d rather go on the 60th page, download seven Trojan viruses, get redirected to a watch mojo video and have my identity traced and profiled to a Bulgarian ransom scheme to know if dogs can eat lettuce than have to see butthole photos being used as ‘weapons for the resistance’ by 40 year old loser men with smegma and Cheeto dust fingers who haven’t even wiped with tp in the last 16 years all because I wanted to know why my phone randomly updated… what a classless excuse for a website
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