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peridot-tears · 9 months
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I'm screaming.
I'm swimming through Chinese side of Assassin's Creed fandom rn, and one ship name I've seen for Arno/Jacob?
Well, in English, we call it French Frye. That's self-explanatory.
In Chinese? 油炸法棍。Fried baguette. Fryed Baguette.
Have fun with this knowledge.
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french fryes halloween meet cute but its jacob working as a volunteer scarer dressed as a werewolf at a haunted house and jumping out at a scared as fuck arno and getting punched in the face when he scares him and they have to awkwardly stand near each other while arno waits for his friends to be done (he got kicked out) and jacob is waiting for evie to pick him up while he's still dressed in torn clothes and fake wolf hair
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ohsangwoosbat · 2 years
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prompts in order:
Ezio making a pizza
Arno and Jacob kissing
Connor eating cereal
Arno at a Pride March
Edward smokin a joint
[literally pissing myself from the last one]
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theroseviolet · 9 months
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Pasen ideas para el fondo, a ver si ya con eso claro me dan ganas de terminarlo. Primero pensé en un techo pero ni siquiera sabía si los iba a hacer en la época de Arno o en la de Jacob ;u;
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kitty-mactabbysh · 8 months
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You've heard of a Call of Duty AC AU from me but how about about an Assassin's Creed CoD AU?
Pairing is French Frye (of course how could it not be). Arno and Jacob have had my heart for 6 years straight.
Jacob is SIS/MI6
Allegedly.
They are this close to kicking him the hell out. Too unpredictable. Ruined his sister's last op.
And Arno is the *respectable* monsieur of DGSE who like, met him by accident and now they're stuck together because a rather dangerous terror organization put a target on Jacob's back and Arno got one too because they were standing too close next to each other.
They fabricated proof that these two were traitors to their respective countries and now both are on the run not just to try and prove their innocence, but also to get rid of each other.
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asscrackcreed · 2 years
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don't mind me spam liking bcs i need more French Frye stuff lol. anyways got any French Frye hc in ur head? spill em out!
jacob eats arnos leftovers
they both sleep topless a lot, arno tends to draw on jacobs back and it often leads to them falling asleep
jacob takes the blanket a lot which leads to a tug of war contest with arno whilst jacob sleeps
arno likes iced tea, jacob hates it and will complain while making it
jacob purposefully does cheesy stuff to get a reaction out of arno who always rolls his eyes before giggling and joining jacob i.e eating spaghetti together which leads to a kiss, pepper kisses up his arm to his face
it’s! too! hot! and yet jacob still wants to cuddle
jacob has slipped in the shower before and arno didn’t laugh
however arno has slipped before and jacob… definitely didn’t laugh… he swears he wasn’t laughing
jacobs slightly taller than arno maybe by an inch and he’d still call arno short
jacob loves arnos a s s and thighs
jacob has a folder on his camera roll labelled arno and it’s just the ugliest slips of him or of his ass (naked and clothed)
alternatively arno has a folder of the sexiest pics of jacob sexually and non-sexually, they’re just so aesthetically pleasing and so hotbsidowjdjak
jacob sends arno loads of tiktok’s of weird and funny shit, arno sends some too but it’s also a lot of art and fun things to do in the city type of stuff. jacob hears a lot of ‘we need to do this!!’. jacob ends up planning it as a surprise date which makes arno melt
jacob to edward: man my boyfriends the best
edward: listen i get it but you’ve been saying that every minute for the past half an hour
and
arno to edward: jacobs so sweet and thoughtful i-
edward: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-
jacob has the best thighs to sit on
when they’re shopping and arno gets excited jacob can’t take his eyes off of him
a lot of face burying into necks
hyperactive gremlin boyfriend x aesthetic loser boyfriend
finishing each other’s sentences, somehow telepathically connecting e.g ‘i forgot what i was gonna say…’ ‘was it about a tiktok you were thinking about?’ ‘omg it was how did u know??!’
jacobs quite thicc round the torso and it makes him the best teddy bear but also a radiator
‘arno! i can’t find- oh thank you :)’
jacob asking arno to reach for smth just to see him stretch and stare at any exposed skin
thot horny boyfriend x thot horny boyfriend
‘omg arno… our 1 year and 8 month anniversary is next week…’
‘do you intend on celebrating every month?’
‘yeah?’
‘actually that’s not a bad idea’
jacobs always thinking of ridiculous shit and it doesn’t phase arno at all:
‘if we get married who’s wearing the dress?’
‘if you want to wear a dress just say that’
‘yes please’
jacob is also the type to say ‘if i was a worm’
‘jacob go to sleep’
‘not but if i was a worm’
‘if u don’t stfu the answers gonna be no’
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honestlyitsjustsam · 1 year
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abbaalpha · 9 months
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rabidmetalheadraccoon · 8 months
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If I got a nickel every time I ship characters who never even saw each other I'd have two nickels. It's not much but I'm not complaining that it happened twice
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peridot-tears · 8 months
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Roronoa Zoro x Sanji is just another iteration of the two idiots, one braincell-type relationship I ship so much. They're just Jacob and Arno on a boat. Hell, this ship even has a French guy with a British accent!
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Arno holding a sleepy, snuggly Jacob as they sit by the fireplace. He's stroking Jacob's hair and telling him how beautiful he is.
I am so sorry Anon I woke up to this and it wouldn't leave my brain until I did at least a little something. Also partly inspired by this bc it reminded me of it yes i love falsettos moving on
They weren’t asleep yet, but close to it. Jacob's breathing was mellow and in time, and Arno could feel the rhythm from him as he held Jacob close. They were spread out on the floor, deciding the couch didn’t give them ample enough room, and they wanted to be just a bit closer to the grated fire in front of them. A faded blanket was spread underneath them and they leaned against the foot of the couch for support. Arno’s arm wrapped around Jacob and Jacob was all but buried into the crease between his shoulder and neck.
Jacob’s weight should have been heavy, but Arno just felt light. It was coming from somewhere inside. The fire was spreading a gentle tan across Jacob’s face, and his eyes stared into it as if it were the most riveting show.
“You’re beautiful.” The sound from Jacob was questioning, and Arno’s arm slid up his side to gently stroke at Jacob’s jaw. He felt the barely there shiver from the light touches. “I mean it.”
Jacob huffed a laugh. Any other time, he would have simply smirked and said “I know”, or “I’m hurt you just figured that out”, or even just a simple “Duh”. But the look in his eyes was so unbelievably tender that he felt his heart stop. Jacob leaned in and kissed him, gentle and slow. There was never a lack of affection in their relationship, but that affection was so often shown without words. But this was a moment where you were too overcome to do anything but speak. They didn’t rush it or push further, and Jacob was the first to pull away.
“Tell me again. Please.”
Even if he tried, he could not run out of things to say that night. The fire was the only witness and kept those words secret.
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sketchingstars03 · 8 months
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kill shiver
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ohsangwoosbat · 2 years
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“why is Arno so pretty?”
Jacob: yes
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judas-isariot · 1 year
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Guys I discover something really stupid:
Do you remember when Nintendo Of America stated that Shiver was a "She" and not a non-biney.
Well, France did a big troll move to that :
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France don't have an equivalent for " They " (alot of latin language don't actually)So they never stated shiver gender in dialog.
However the french translation choose to name Shiver "Pasquale"
"Pasquale" with this specific orthograph, like that is a feminine name. (If you are a man Pasquale, it became Pascal)
BUT on this card which is the only mention of a gender they are stated a "He".
In short, Shiver in france is gendered male with a female name. So either they are non binary, or the are transgender.
This is a complex win but a win !
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asscrackcreed · 2 years
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Frenchfrye + Ezileo polycule starting out as swingers and them both couples separately going you know what I'm in love. Are you in love? good
this is making my poly heart cry i love this so much askldhsalkrdhwaildhwakldhaskldhasdk CANONCANONCANON
i just think they really... wouldn't care? like damn you sexy. oh fr u sexy too. ok lets fuck. its too EASY ezio and jacob being the dumbass boyfriends and leo and arno being the aesthetic pretty boyfriends
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snailvibes · 8 months
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As always with tradition: splatfest teams my agents are gonna be on!
Team Shiver: Lucky
Team Frye: Ashley
Team Big Man: Maya
Choosing not to participate: Possom, French Fry
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