#full homo bro

[sleepyagent]

If this aint homo, idk what is.

#lena luthor #yearning #kara danvers #supergirl #supercorp #wlw #sapphic #homo #full homo bro #katie mcgrath #melissa benoist #mine #gif #whats with her chest/breathing and looking at her that way??? #was this meant to be part of the scene or was katie just not ready yet? #i found this gif its not mine #i have it saved and idk from where anymore im sorey

[gayspacedrawings]

Smooches for @riotfalling 🌈💖😘

#winteriron #starkbucks #buckytony #full homo bro

[sweetestberryofthebunch]

Gay

I sure fucking hope so

#petit🌔🌎 #full homo bro

[neptunesdreaming]

Rolling a j for me kazuha? You shouldn’t have 😍😍😍😍

#my fictional boyfriend kazuha everybody #in which I romanticize about him to the point where we literally just act like homies #full homo bro #kazuha #genshin impact

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Brody the type of dude to throw his arms in the air and go "yay!" right before making out with Geoff (this is what happened in front of don during the marriage episode im dons left eyebrow)

Guys, this is canon, I was the cameraman

#every chest-bump they do ends in a lil peck on the lips #the “full homo” bros #brody is too much of a silly little guy to NOT get a little kissy or two #they go “BOOYAH!” before making out sloppy style /j #total drama #td geoff #td brody #breoff #grody #td breoff #td grody #td broff #i will forever hate that these dudes don't have an official ship name

[love4luffy4lufe]

Like shit if you want to wear the suit then I can wear the wedding dress  bae 🫶😽🩷🩷 we can talk abt Kobylu/cobylu and Play games w vc 4ever 🤭🤭🤗🤗‼️‼️

My new fav brush fr 🤭‼️‼️‼️

#one piece #kobylu #cobylu #luffy x koby #lukoby #i #will #go #DOWN #w #this #ship #sucks my invisible dick if you disagree #marry me bro #Full homo #kobylu shippers #cobylushippers

[monstriiss]

pov you're my phone when im looking at my mutuals beautiful art, writing and edits:

#i just *clenches fist* love my mutuals bro it's full homo #im so bromosexual for you guys actually #anyway it's 3am and im going to sleep ily #;; ooc. #;; tbd. #;; large image.

[homosexual-newsboy]

"No homo." -Literally the gayest thing a person can say

#no homo #no homo my ASS #if you say no homo it's full homo just you're closeted #this goes along with “really close bros” #and “roommates” #and “no not because we're gay” #"the only man that i love is my dad' #its all a lie #full fujkin homo #im gay okay if i say no homo it means i have a crush on you

[lochee]

hip hop phile is literally a love song from the vocal line to the rap line

tell me im wrong

#bts #army #kpop #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #this song is just full homo bro #i love it tho #its hot #literally that chorus #seduction material

[qprstobin]

Steddie au where Steve is good with reading people! He knows Eddie is flirting with him/thinks he's hot! And he's honestly happy that Eddie feels comfortable flirting and being himself with Steve!!!!

The obliviousness hits here where Steve doesn't realize why HE enjoys the flirting so much

#i wrote this at 3am and drafted it instead of tagging it and posting lol #flirt platonically with ur bro to let him kno u support him #best case eddie would probably be crushing a bit but knows its supposed to be platonic #they probably had a whole conversation about it about boundaries and shit #this i think also fits in with the eddie fell first but steve fell harder trope idjgirejgaerg #bc eddie is just crushing but fine with living in limbo and once steve clocks onto the fact that he is attracted to eddie #he is in full yes homo love with the man #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things

[deangirldisease]

for such a deeply homophobic network the cw really came up with some staggeringly gay shit my god. why would the angel leave a human shaped handprint of some dude when he wasnt even in a vessel? when he gripped his SOUL tight to raise it from perdition and then specifically rebuilt his body as new to put the soul back into? why would he go out of his way to make a little handprint on it?? even when they were like fuck it lets bury this gay they went for ‘his love for this man is so powerful and pure and selfless that just confessing brings him the purest happiness possible’ ???? JUST SHOOT HIM OR SMTH???

#spn #destiel #mine #the layers of derangement in that writers room must be astronomical like this is SO gay #i actually am gay and like. bro. bro this is too gay what the fuck #AND THEY ALL DID THEIR LEVEL BEST TO BE NO HOMO ABT IT FOR THE FULL FIFTEEN YEARS IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE #im sorry. im reading rly good fanfiction again #theyre literally SO gay #and yet to the bitter end nothings rly explicitly stated and im expected to believe deans straight. #the cw’s supernatural is simply the most infuriating piece of media of all time #round of applause

[rystiel]

posted on tiktok about how i like jargyle and people started commenting shit like “please yell at your parents for dropping you on your head as a baby” i swear bro i’ve had so many terrible interactions with the stranger things fandom, shit’s getting to be as bad as like… the supernatural fandom lmao that’s really saying a lot i think

#i swear when i looked up stranger things content before season 4 all of the people seemed kinda chill but. now?? #tbf i wasnt super involved in the fandom before bc my stranger things obsession hit me after rewatching it this year #idk why i wasn’t obsessed when i watched it before but whatever #anyway that’s besides the point #people fucking suck in the stranger things fandom #like. i’m posting about a ship that i like i don’t need y’all talking shit abt it lmao #i swear whenever people in this fandom see a ship they don’t enjoy they go full hound dog attack mode jfc #like do i have ships i dislike/hate? yeah #do i comment on every post of that ship i come across to tell them how terrible it is and how stupid they are to ship it? no #like… bro WHAT #get a grip bro #i like the funny little stoner boyfriends get over it #anyway. ik a lot of fandoms suck but this happens SO much it’s like?? can’t make 1 post without hate comments bro dear god #also a lot of people are straight up homophobic #say u don’t enjoy m*leven and they come at u like #Oh it’s because you want your gay little homo boy to steal mike away? well mike would never be gay! get over it gay ass bitch #LIKE HELLOOOOO???? #anyway. ANYWAY. #stranger things

[artiststarme]

Steve could remember the day he truly fell in love with Eddie. It was before they were dating on a seemingly meaningless Wednesday. The weather sucked with storm clouds rolling across the sky and the customers in the video store were just as dreary and annoying. Robin was out of town on a family vacation and he had a migraine setting in.

Steve was ready to work his double shift full of pain and hibernate in his bed for the next week. Halfway through his day of not coping very well, Eddie sauntered in. He had a large frothing coffee in hand with a smiley drawn on the cup. He smiled at Steve before leaning over the counter and kissed his cheek in the most “no-homo” bro-like way.

“Um, what was that for?” Steve could hardly muster up a response between his confusion and excessive slurps of coffee.

“A kiss to make the boo-boos go away. You have a headache and now you don’t, Sir Steven,” Eddie answered and smiled dopily up at him.

“How’d you know I had a headache?” Steve asked suspiciously.

“I saw Principal Higgins and his wife walking out on my way to work. Figured all the annoying old people would be meandering in today. Hence, the largest cup of coffee I could find. Only the best for my Stevie!”

Steve to this day doesn’t know if it was Eddie’s smile or the thoughtfulness behind the coffee on the worst day he’d had in a while. But that was the exact moment Steve fell in love with him and his life had been better ever since.

#just a little something something! #Eddie fell in love with Steve as soon as he took his shirt off in the Upside Down #he knew Steve would catch on eventually #stranger things #steddie #ficlet #steve harrington #eddie munson

[homiebromantic]

I TRAMSYENDER

#me frothing at the mouth at work tripping and trying to work around calling myself a woman to not out myself but dropping hints #i call one of my work friends baby girl amd occasionally say no homo like yes im trying to be funny but you dont get the full joke bro #anyway #my gay ass is making bread rn i kind of messed up the division of dough so im getting two loafs pme bigger amd both too small #but as long as it sops up my egg yolk♡

[nonotnolan]

Group Project

"I don't care if most people skip this step," Aiden said, taking a pre-swap photo with Nathan. "I still don't completely trust Swapper technology, just... I don't have many other options. Professor Carmichael has been riding our asses all semester, and this damn group project is worth 50% of my grade. I, uhh... I appreciate you doing this for me."

"You're the one paying me," Nathan said, grinning into the mirror with two thumbs up. "As long as you follow the basic rules, I don't really care what sort of extra safeguards you want to throw in. And don't worry, I think it's cute. Commencing swap... now."

Aiden barely had time to panic before he found himself staring up into his former face. The biggest shock was feeling Nathan's coiffed hair brushing against his forehead. The nerd came well recommended by Frat Row-- at this point, he probably spent more time outside of his body than inside of it. Certainly it hadn't been Nathan spending time at the gym to earn these arms. He had graduated college last year, but instead of getting a full time job, he hired out his services to anyone who needed to pass tests or make presentations. At $500 per swap, the legality was the only barrier to making it into a career. "So, you remember the rules, right?" said Aiden's body.

Hearing his voice like that was incredibly odd. "Yeah, we've got to stay swapped for 48 hours or else the Campus safety test will know we used our Swappers. You aren't liable if you get caught, I already paid you up front, no refunds. We had to jailbreak our Swappers to override the 12 hour standard limit, so I'll get arrested if I try to contact customer service. Anything else I'm missing?"

"No hard drugs, but any amount of sex and alcohol is fair game," Nathan said, as he reached into Aiden's waistband to fondle his new package. "Nice dick, my guy," he said, giving him another thumbs up. "That's gotta be, what... at least seven inches?"

Aiden blushed, deeply embarrassed to see his body acting so corny. "A bit under seven and a half, yeah," he said. "Aa-anyway, I'll be at the house if you need me."

"Have fun," Nathan said, giving him an exaggerated wink and slapping him on the shoulders. "I've swapped with several of your brothers. I know you're gonna have a good time."

Preston was outside, taking advantage of one of the last warm afternoons before fall turned into winter. "Damn, bro, you hired Nathan? Looks like someone was worried about failing their classes. So, who are you?"

"It's Aiden," I said, feeling very self conscious about my newer, frailer body as I found myself staring at Preston's hairy chest.

He just laughed. "Wait, Aiden? I didn't even know you had a Swapper! Damn, dude, you must be desperate to pass."

"I... yeah," I said, avoiding eye contact. Was Nathan a gay man? That was fine if he was, just... did that sort of thing stick to the body? He'd never really noticed the cleft of Preston's chin before, but he was-- Nathan's body was-- incredibly horny.

"A word of advice, Newbie," he said, sitting down his book. "Most of the Swapper nerds, or at least the ones worth hiring? They're gay men. Don't try to fight it. Just enjoy the ride. You'll be back to your no-homo self in 48 hours." He flexed his chest, letting his pecs bounce. "Or maybe you'll be a bit more worldly," he said, laughing as Aiden tried not to sneak a glance. "Getting a compliment from a gay dude feels real good."

Aiden practically sprinted toward the main doors, eager to escape the awkward situation. "Yeah I'll keep that in mind thanks bye," he muttered, cursing Nathan's gym shorts and their inability to hide an erection.

"Well, damn bro, look who it is! Someone hired Nathan!"

Sitting over in the lobby were two other guys who were using their Swappers for the weekend. The guy in black was probably Carter-- the dude had a lot of Puma gear, and it was possible he'd changed shirts at some point. Besides, it was hard to imagine anyone else scowling that hard. The blonde guy, however... that could be anyone.

"Uhh, hey... guys..." Aiden said, quickly learning that Nathan had a foot fetish. "You, uhhh... you also have a group project tomorrow or something?"

The blonde guy just laughed, closing his laptop as he stood up. "Oh, I've got a group project in mind, alright. I was just telling Carter here, even though both of us look like twinks, neither one of us are really bottoms. But with Nathan's body here, well... I think that solves our problem. Don't you?"

He nodded, following wordlessly after the two men as they entered the nearby library room for more privacy. Just enjoy the ride, Preston had said. Aiden suspected he was going to be doing a lot of riding tonight.

#male body swap #gay body swap #jock to nerd #swapper #muscle jock #nerd #straight to gay