Geralt: What the fuck? The door's been locked from the outside
Yennefer: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms
Jaskier, unlacing his doublet: Okay, no big deal then
Geralt: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room
Jaskier:
Yennefer:
Geralt:
Jaskier: We're going to die in here
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witchers x maleficent!/fae!reader
summary: how witcher characters would react to someone having maleficent type horns/wings and magic
notes: got this out just in time for the new season phew
warnings: gn!reader, lambert the middle schooler, jaskier's composing
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Geralt
He’s mostly just praying that fate isn’t throwing another curveball at him
Sureeee he’ll spend time with you!! (his fingers are crossed and he’s praying let them be normal let them be normal
Will end up totally accepting you, but he doesn’t love the attention that comes from being a witcher in the company of a fae
He secretly adores your wings
Jaskier
Immediately in song-writing mood
Will make up things about your life to fabricate contents for his ballads
Won’t treat you very different from his other ~weird~ friends
Loves loves loves the attention that comes with it (read: basks in it like the sun)
Yennefer
Yen is fascinated
The academic in her wants to tell her colleagues
And the girl who was all alone and abandoned in her absolutely adores you
You’d do good to make sure that she’s on your side, or she might sell you out
Definitely wants a piece of your magic either way
Ciri
Poor ciri
Eugh she just wants some friends
That don’t die…
She loves your horns and wings
Definitely adores you for also being *different* and having your own magic thing going on
Eskel
He adores your wings
If there is a wing care routing, please let this man do it
Otherwise, he might invent a conditioner-potion for your wings
Don’t scare him in the beginning though, or you may get stabbed
Lambert
Has the reaction of a seventh-grader
Might literally go woahhhhhh
Big hater, but not against you
Will protect you, but will also ask you if you can carry stuff with your horns constantly
Yeah becoming a christmas tree-esque creature may be a con
Coen
Coen honestly just enjoys a helping hand
Your magic will in fact be contributing to his work
Tbf he also makes sure you don’t get killed by angry farmers
The whole thing starts off as a symbiotic relationship but will turn into a friendship (if not more hehe)
Vesemir
Bro does not trust you
Thots and prayers girldude
Oh you have horns and wings? LIKE A MONSTER??
Unless one of his witchers (read:children) introduces you to him, he may attempt murder
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Geralt: Ciri where is your father
Ciri: He heard some dude talking shit about you and then grabbed a knife so my guess hiding a body
Jaskier walking in: Hey Geralt back from your job
Geralt: Jask what did you do
Jaskier: I did nothing
Yennefer walking by: That's bullshit he killed someone
Jaskier: No I was taking a walk
Geralt: Dandelion I love you, did you kill someone
Jaskier who is semi protective of his husband: ...😶yes😌
Ciri: I Suggest we leave
Geralt: Yup
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