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pane-bistecca · 11 months

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#zopf #challa #brot #bread #breakfast #fruehstueck #gift from the kitchen #geschenk der kueche #eier #eggs #swiss #swiss tradition #schweiz #gebaeck #sonntagszopf

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sukunasdirtylaugh · 29 days

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fwb toji who is furious when you come home (you let him crash at your place) telling him with a broad smile that the mechanic was kind enough to give you premium air on your tires "for only $120 for all four tires!" and he's fuming, already on his feet, "no no sweetheart," he tells you, "they scammed you. why didn't you call me in the first place?" and suddenly you're shy, giving him a shrug that nearly wounds him if it weren't for the hard thumping of his heart. "give me your keys, baby. I'm gonna take care of it."

#and 30 minutes later he's back with your full refund plus a full years worth of a free oil change and tire rotations as an apology gift #from the shop #I love the idea of him angry #like am I invisible to you?? it kinda wounds his ego ngl so after this you can bet that he's on everythinggg #leaky kitchen sink? he's got it #he becomes your own personal handyman and you don't mind it one bit #jjk #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen #toji #toji zenin #toji x reader #toji fushiguro #jjk toji #toji x you

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canisalbus · 4 months

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Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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#absolutely losing my mind over this #how dare you come to my house and deliver a poignant character analysis cloaked in metaphors and symbolism #I went all day thinking about pomegranates #doing late christmas shopping? pomegranates #glazing ham? pomegranates #watching futurama with siblings? pomegranates #they're still kind of an exotic fruit where I'm from and I only got around to trying one a handful of years ago #some fruits offer themselves readily but pomegranates are hard and resistant and require a bit more specific handling #I looked up a guide and even then the kitchen counter ended up a murder scene #I've gotten better but I know some people can open them very neatly and I still haven't figured out the right technique #I love you anon I love the fact that you've clearly been rotating my silly catholic dogs in your head #and are able to put your thoughts into words with such marvelous grace and eloquence #surely it must not yearn to be eaten UNFATHOMABLE #answered #anonymous #gift art #Vasco #Machete #pomegranates are canonically one of Machete's motifs/symbols but I never thought of them from this angle #at least not this extensively

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kojiarakiartworks · 5 months

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November 2003 PDX Portland Oregon U.S.A.

Daily life and every small thing is the gate to the universe ：）

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nightmareonpeachstreet · 24 days

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Sometimes u just gotta find things to distract you from Arlecchino until she comes out

Like decorating your teapot to be a family home for Arle, her wife Furina and their 3 kids, Lyney Lynette and Freminet

#this is a great way to distract urself from Arlecchino. (obviously (it works great))#technically there are a lot more kids in the house of the hearth than just those 3 #but I cannot put them in the teapot nor do I know them so #anyway this has been a fun project but I’m starting to run out of things to do #I’ve already made a bedroom for Arlefuri. a boudoir for Furina where she can work on her projects and things #I made a bedroom for the kids (I didn’t like the idea of separating their bedrooms since they’re all so close)#(I did give Fremi a little privacy nook cause I feel like he needs alone time. so does Lynette but we all know your twin doesn’t count)#the living room has Lyney and Lynette’s gift set as well as Fremi’s in it #I made Arlecchino an office. for Business TM #and I think the last major thing I need to do is rearrange the dining room.#right now it’s just Furina’s giftset but I kinda wanna downsize it #that way it can be a dining room and kitchen #cause like. a family dining room doesn’t need to be that big #if we had all the house of the hearth kids here we’d definitely need that much room + probably more #but we’ve got a family of 5 here they’ll be fine with 1 big dining table #ofc I already have everyone’s outdoor giftsets set up too #and one day Arlecchino’s giftsets will be added but #I don’t know what they are yet so #Arlecchino #Furina //#Arlefuri #Lyney //#Lynette //#Freminet //#Genshin Impact //

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sonicblooms · 1 year

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nearly there

#ts4 #ts4 interior #ummm i fucking love this house #also my eyes heart so so much jfc #i literally can't tear myself away from this build tho #if i can't have a pink and yellow kitchen then i will gift one to my sims #simblr #*hurt but they do heart too it's true

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goldkirk · 2 months

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I opened Pinterest for the first time in months.

That made me realize a lot about how bad I was actually doing and how much of a Waffle House Index use of Pinterest is for adult me, apparently.

I hadn’t realized it had grown that foundational to me in a healthy-brain-exercise-and-hobby-joy way. Nice to know moving forward! It’s another sign I can keep track of and use to spot correlation/indicator patterns earlier my behavior.

I love this kind of thing, it makes me so excited!

#personal data hacking is my passion #someday I’ll tell a story about the most notable times I tracked things or hacked my own mental processes from childhood to now #including the fear of spiders and bed wetting and behavior changes and posture and heart rate and cursive and putting kitchen items and #trash away as soon as I’m finished using them instead of never ever or ages and ages later #I’m so proud of that #you have to give it time and still commit. chaining thoughts and routines and behaviors really works #we are not separate brains and bodies and external environments #anyway I’m gonna go haha I used up he last of my energy burst on Discord and here and I need to go rest and lie on the floor and probly doze #love you all be back soon bye mwah!#add to journal #trauma evolution #my Waffle House index #this is going to be a fun new tag I’m so going to have fun with this and I bet it’ll be a helpful example reference for other people too #more than just for future me!#so excited so proud of myself so happy so grateful for hope about me really trusting that my ability and my behavior and my performance #are able to and going to yes keep getting better #long many-milestone path-journeys of potential #like when I was a little 6-7 year old kid-team athlete looking ahead at a concept of a future with me over time getting #stronger and cleverer and faster and slicker and calmer and even happier and more and more capable and able to accomplish!#a gift. all this time I didn’t think I’d have and have been living anyway is such a gift.#knowing that I truly have future time to grow and explore and change and improve in even though I still can’t FEEL or IMAGINE that future #time yet. also a gift.#the time I will one day realize I can imagine a future and imagine myself alive? will be a gift.#breath is a gift. experiencing life is a gift. other life is a gift. rhythm is a gift. motion is a gift. awake is a gift. color is a gift.#such a great expanse. all of it new. all of it eternal. all of it me. all of it nothing I’ve ever known before. all of it all of it #all of it. gifts.#gonna go have floor time now. this would be such a nice time to re-re-regain my ability to cry!#mwah I love you future me. take care of your hand and thank u for writing all this down 💛#hey little star whatcha gonna queue?#my poetry

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groundbreakingdot872 · 1 year

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but what if when Merlin becomes inducted as Court Sorcerer under Gwen’s rule, all the Camelot staff tell him they’d actually known all along…

And what if!! they’re all wiping away tears at the ceremony, proud smiles on their faces WHAT THEN

#ok but imagine tho!!!#like the kitchen staff #the dumb (but so loving!) Camelot guards that are terrible at their jobs except one! keeping Merlin’s magic a secret 💖😭#and the maidservants! and GEORGE #and some of the squires and stable boys and just #everyone !#like this is so wholesome it’s keeping me up at night #AND WHAT IF GEORGE PRESENTS MERLIN A LITTLE CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW POSITON GIFT FROM ‘ALL OF THEM’ WHAT THEN #just #Merlin’s relationship with the staff… it’s so wholesome ohmygod #even the cook ok 😭😭#I knew she was hiding some fondness under her apron #probably when he reveals himself as Dragoon and confesses his crimes and expects a spoon beating SHE HUGS HIM #and tell him she knew by his snarky review of her food that it was him all along #oh my god what if I cry #also Gwen’s friendships all started there #oh my #mergwen and the castle staff #so so soft #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #how kindly they must’ve treated him on his first day in camelot having thrown down with the crown prince and all…#taking him under their wing 😭😭

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daimonios · 9 months

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hello. kitchen moment

#i just finished unpacking and putting stuff away in the kitchen #im sooo excited about my espresso machine :3 it was a graduation gift from my parents #i already had a huge coffee today but im considering making something else…#i still need to get a microwave and/or toaster… i def wont be able to keep them set up all the time just cuz of counter space but meh #personal

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bkgrl · 1 month

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Just discovered that my boyfriend of 2 years was cheating on me with his "work wife"...

This wonderful news was followed by the death of my cat ;)

I'm going to kill myself (joking I hope)

#i'm going to cry #the worst thing ?#he was never controlling #or abusive he never forgot a birthday or occasion #gifted me flowers randomly #( to be precise every time he went to see her he would bring back flowers )#the lady from whom he brought them told me that she though he was giving them to that girl #because the fucker of course went with her #in our fucking neighborhood #where i could see him #and i did #last week I caught him with her #so i checked his phone #and what i saw...#I'm going to bleach my eyes #at this point #i just want to die #dissapear #and forget about him #💮~delia's garden~💮#i'm tired #i rant #sorry for being depressing #welp see you tomorrow guys #me?#I'm going to be reading bakugou angst all night #so if you have recommendations #feel free to share your thoughts #I think I'm going to lock the kitchen door #because if I don't I'm either going to grab a knife and end it all or eat every fucking thing in it until I vomit and pass out

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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 4 months

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I didn't carve my pumpkin this halloween because I didn't have a serrated knife. Except I do. I forgot about the unopened cheese-knife set that's moved house with me 3 fucking times

#it was a 21st birthday gift from my mum that she absolutely should've kept because this is something I'd buy for *her*#me? I grab handfuls of pre-shredded cheese from the bag and throw it on my pasta.#she's also the one who grew the pumpkin that's still sitting in my kitchen and idk what to do with it

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pepprs · 11 months

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my mom isn’t letting my dad go back to his office bc him being out of the house stresses her out and makes her have a flare up and it’s like kind of insane. like i understand why the idea of him doing that would make her panicky and angry as someone who also struggles w separation anxiety and abandonment shit / has physical symptoms from that kind of stress (though not to the same degree ofc) but also he is a grown man. he should be allowed to go to his office and not have to shape his entire life around her needs. and she keeps guilt tripping him out of it and it’s impacting his quality of life a lot and the whole thing is kind of… hm

#purrs #delete later #also she’s guilt tripping me into coming to the stupid fucking potluck on sunday bc she needs the extra help and it’s like… what are you #gonna do when i move out. like i am a grown woman and i should be able to choose how i spend my two precious weekend days. and my dad is a #grown man and he should be able to choose where he works. like is that not a little bit insane. i get it but also….. i do think it s kind of #fucked ip that it’s her way or the highway and her needs take priority over all of ours and she’s asking us to bend to what she wants when #she wants it. like i get it bc she’s sick but it’s not fair for her to expect that from my dad especially. particularly when me and my #brother are back at work / school in more high risk environments than my dad who would be in a private office alll day. and the thing is no #one is brave enough to all her on it bc if we did it would be the END of the world. she even threw a fit on my dads bday and complained bc #the things he wanted to do were things she didn’t want to do like all the man wanted to do was go mini golfing and when that wasn’t good #enough he just wanted to go on a walk and my mom complained the whole time and also scoffed the movie he wanted to watch and said it was #boring and it’s like… wtf it’s HIS birthday??? but what do you expect from the woman who (and in fairness her friends got her these as gifts #but still) has TWO kitchen items that say some variation of ‘a marriage is when one is always right and the other is always the husband’ 💀#i look at that little plaque every night bc it’s in front of the sink when im doing dishes and it makes me so fucking angry. like my dad is #a whole fucking person and he can be right too and he deserves to make choices and be happy and not have his wife put him down all the time.#idk. and she puts down his family all the time too and complains when he wants to do the most reasonable things for his own enjoyment that #don’t align with hers and criticizes his interests all the time and it just sucks to see. he never shows hurt or anything so idk how he #feels about it but it makes me so angry and sad and when i tell her to stop she just lashes out at me so. 🤪. like how do we get her to stop #making her needs more important than everyone else’s bc… she may be our mom / his wife / whateger but that doesn’t make her queen. no one is #(andalso this has only gotten worse bc of covid / her being sick. like this has been a lifelong thing it’s just it’s a lot worse now bc the #circumstances gave her room / forced her to have to take up more space. and it’s just so frustrating. i get it. but none of us are pawns or #dolls or subordinates or anything. there’s 5 adults here and we should all be able to make choices and not be guilt tripped by her. lol #)

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ellenchain · 1 year

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We know that 47 has loads of skills unrelated (at least directly) to murder— playing the drums, painting, tattooing, massaging, mixing drinks. Skills you might suspect he wouldn't have. What unlikely skills does Lucas have?

Oh boy that is a good question! I can imagine Lucas has the same skill set but not as advanced as 47. He can play the drums but maybe not as well as 47 and so on

But one thing I imagine about Lucas is that he likes to ignore his skills because he doesn’t need them. 47 is a little show off, we know that. He likes to show that he is superior and better than anyone (let’s be real he enjoys being the best)

But Lucas is all like “don’t know don’t care”

I can imagine him being really good at social interactions. Because that’s the one thing 47 is (imo) kind of bad at.

And maybe he is a good artist! They usually are depressed and desperate beings - like he is. Inspiration hits really hard when you’re at your lowest (kind of)

If we’re being silly he probably likes to do the most mundane things ever - like knitting or something like that

47 gets all the nice sweaters from him. Socks, scarfs, you name it 🧶

#he is an old man so let’s be real #he likes to sleep and forget that he is a super human being #he probably rejects whatever gift he has #kind of sounds like him #being normal at all costs #being a bad cook however is what he was born with #he got banned from the kitchen

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kojiarakiartworks · 5 months

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