#go grocery shopping with me

[fangmich]

someone marry me so we can cook food in the evening together...

maybe if we are two we have enough energy to actually make a meal

#moo i say #also pay rent with me plz #go grocery shopping with me #that's all I ask for #who needs love if we can be a community of two

[coolnonsenseworld]

(to know more about the story and the calendar on pre-order check out previous posts!)

August’s big thing is actually something they did many times already, but in the comfort of their own environment. This time, Allura booked their performance, one of her favorites, for a party - proud friend as she was, never shutting up about how many competitions they won her.

The standing ovation they get, seems accurate for the work they both put into getting there.

#klance #voltron legendary defender #listen august and keiths silly socks and lances pretty heels ar just so important to me #danceAU making them let go of their fears and grudges so they can have a healthy loving relationship is just #ugh #i also want to say allura is such a business woman in danceAU she is way too OP and im sticking by it #we havent reached first stretch goal yet but im dreaming of the second one i really want seasonal notepads #if its closer to the second than to the first i might do them anyway #i want grocery shopping lists on autumn and hobbies on winter and work on spring and summer and extracurriculars on space

[alphabetcompletionist]

this isn't even the blog anymore

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#and per se and #i go grocery shopping tomorrow & i can't get to one until then. no car and there isn't a bus that gets me there #so uh. glorious diet

[bruciemilf]

I can’t explain how fucking inconvenient a lack of local transport is

#here’s the thing. I’m a 21 year old. I don’t drive. I don’t want to drive. not because I have the expectation that #ppl should drive me everywhere. but because I’m unbiasedly aware I’d be a danger to myself and others if I ever got behind a wheel #ok? ok. that means I’m greatly limited to what a person my age — a person settled into an urban environment- is #there’s no bus in my area. no taxi service. there’s exactly 10 people in my village who have a license. I can’t go grocery shopping. #I can’t run errands. I can’t get issues solved. delivery places won’t deliver in my area because the distance is too big #just. GOD. It’s so fucking frustratating watching politicians— my policitians especially— throw their money on stupid shit #when the community structure is barely holding on to life. so fucking enraged #rant #text

[doctorwhoarchive]

she’s the type to be like ‘we have food at home.’ whenever Tara + the twins beg her to buy them food in public

she’s also gonna be the first person to bitch about how expensive everything is nowadays

#this is so stupid but the idea came to me and it wouldn’t go away until I posted it #sam’s signature phrase is ‘back in my day’ #bonus: tara mindy and chad go home to check the fridge just to see it’s empty #there is in fact not any food at home #sam forgot to go grocery shopping #sam carpenter #tara carpenter #chad meeks martin #mindy meeks martin #core four #scream

[xshrimpcake]

maria no.

#arknights #no dl don't u fucking say it im watching you #also initially i wanted to draw plat being a memer but then i was like #hmmm would she go grocery shopping with zofia #no she won't #also uhhh people are reposting this on 4chan??? #no it's not me i don't use 4chan #the anon who was like wow this artist is an /akg/er the whole time #no sorry i am not #Zofia Whislash #Blemishine

[lavenoon]

bh!Eclipse "asked to reach the top shelf" meets "can't reach the lowest cupboards without folding like a paperclip" - @clxckwork-sun-n-moon

Yeah, I mean, there's a reason SI is laughing here after Eclipse "gets on his level" - man's too tall, he'd need to lie down to get close

But shenanigans are so very fun, so:

vs

It's called symbiosis <3

bloodstain fool by naffeclipse and og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#answer let luce #clxckwork sun n moon #dcamv #sleuth jesters #bloodstain fool #my art #wait did i tag that other ask with my art tag. squints #the router idea i had before already so it had to jump in for the top shelf thing #bc YEAH MY ROUTER IS AT THREE METERS HEIGHT IM SCARED OF FALLING THE LADDER IS WOBBLY AND EVEN WITH LADDER I CAN BARELY REACH #IM SHORT YOUR HONOR #but yeah it already happens a lot lmao #i go grocery shopping with someone taller they get grumpy over not finding something but me; eye contact avoider N°1; looks down - #and BAM who wouldve thunk! lower shelves exist! #they *always* say smth like “No wonder I didn't find it/ you found it” #I'm not even mad bc yeah I do be looking down a lot. #eye contact avoidance. bad balance need to watch step. sky too bright. many reasons #okay these tag rambles are getting long lmao #enjoy <3 #menace4menace

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great #gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but #it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go #unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job #college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3 #but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh #sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere' #and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop' #and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what' #absolutely unprompted #AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT #i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people #i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her #while she rambles and feeds me grapes #yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things #coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff #i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed #i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square... #hm. thinking #oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet #OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY #excuse me everyone i have something to finish

[lupeloto]

galladrabbles "you know this guy?"

this week's prompt was a super good one but had me quite stumped, so here's a simple little grocery-shopping moment for the @galladrabbles prompt "you know this guy?" from @sam-loves-seb !

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Ian shoots his eyes around, discreetly sneaking his hand in the tub of chocolate peanuts, shoving them in his mouth.

Mickey walks up, squeezing his ass, “Saw that shit, ya thief,” he whispers close to Ian’s ear.

Ian pushes him back with a chuckle, raising his voice, “Excuse me, does anyone know this guy? He won’t stop gropi-”

Mickey shoves his arm,, “Fuck off, you love it,” he snickers, sticking his hand in the peanuts, snatching some and popping them into his mouth with a gloating grin.

“Hypocrite,” Ian grabs the shopping-cart in one hand, linking his other with Mickey’s.

#they both sample from the bulk section of grocery stores with their bare hands #them grocery-shopping is dear to me #do you understand that they go grocery shopping together liek how am i supposed to be normal #bc i said so #they're corny #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #galladrabbles

[starswallowingsea]

"I can't just post into the void on tumblr like I can on twitter" you can it's called making an untagged text post

#shay speaks #or having a dedicated original posts tag like me and not using any other tags #ugh i need to shower and eat and then go grocery shopping. #editing this to add #twitter #<- just for the general twitter refugees on here #ive never used twitter seriously a day in my life #but anyway.

[jay-wasreblogging]

My head canon is that when they all go out to shop together at the supermarket, Sherlock grabs whatever he wants and puts it into the trolley without asking.

And no, he never pays. That's why Mariana (with the business card) is there. John is there to carry all the bags because Sherlock definitely isn't carrying anything.

#i say this because my parents always go shopping for grocery with my mums card and thats when i can grab anything and just chuck it in #also my dad never allows me to carry any bags (too heavy for me apparently) and just makes me carry the glass jar of honey/jam #sherlock & co #sherlock #sherlock and co #sherlock holmes #john watson #goalhanger podcasts #mariana ametxazurra

[coolnonsenseworld]

Last piece ❤️💙

There are still leftovers of the Calendar as well as some A5 prints with calendar pieces 💞

linktr.ee/Mezzy (or check my Tumblr for links)

#klance fanart #klance #voltron legendary defender #ooofff you ever feel like you keep doing things and things are still to get done??? #i keep saying this every five posts #i start to think loving getting in the 'art zone' is my biggest vice #because sure i sketch or do some digital work from time to time but if i haven't sat down to draw for hours #until eyes sting and neck cant move and brain sleepy af? is it drawing anymore? is it living anymore? yeah i thought so #im the main person making grocery shopping in this house did you know? for three people #there is always something running out and like let me tell you i already answer business emails while eating #i cleaned the windows today before my first coffee #okay to be fair i started it but apparently i used the wrong bottle and i smeared anti grease all over the windows #and then finished my coffee staring at the curvy roads of a thin film painted between me and the world promising myself to never do anythin #before first coffee #either way i feel like i havent been very present or entertaining lately #by which i mean on and off for months #am i correct or am i partially correct or reimagining things? who knows #but i keep having so many things i want to do it just keeps on going #i'm starting with commissions now #BUT THEN!! #haha yeah i hope you are having a great November and enjoy this piece!! #sending hugs <3 if you like them if not #a gentle wave from a far

[runwayblues]

i just physically went into store to get groceries for the first time in about 6 months and i only cried when i got back to my car 😌😌😌

#i was in fact nauseous the entire time #but #improvement!!!!!!!!!! #mental health has been so bad that i have not truly been grocery shopping in over 9 months and my fridge has been essentially empty that #entire time with the exception of the few things i would occasionally do a pick up for #i know there are other things going on rn and i am not ignoring it or supportive of ms in any way but this was a big step for me

[musubiki]

mochi and lime post-confession (gently) arguing about who wears the pants in the relationship but its because both of them thinks its the other person

#lime: youre literally the cat witch and you think its me? i mean im happy to but-- #mochi: but...youre the one that handles commission jobs and picks up bread from the store? #lime: is picking up groceries the determining factor? you also go grocery shopping sometimes #theyre so used to doing things together theyre both confused #the ideal relationship #finding another adult human being who makes decisions with you instead of for you

[amasiusblog]

after grinding to get through most of the princess rose event i have planted an idea in my mind that will Not leave me alone.

i was fully expecting asmo to be good at fashion, but when he said he needed help from levi for the dame outfits my brain kinda melted.(note: the brain melting part might just be me being tired after job)

now it is canon to me and me alone that when mc needs to go shopping for a killer outfit, the three brothers who are going with them are going to be asmo, levi, and mammon.

asmo is the obvious choice bc duh, but it's easy to forgot that levi does god-tier cosplays and mammon is a famous model.

now imagine all three of them collaborating to dress up mc for an event

#cain's barely awake rambling's #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me mc #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon x mc #obey me levi x mc #obey me asmo x mc #they all call mc “doll” #“darling i laid out this gorgeous outfit that'll go wonderfully with your eyes” #“asmo i dont need to wear something this fancy when im going to go grocery shopping” #“screw that! i used all my grimm to get ya this! wear it everywhere as a sign of respect to the greatest demon ever” #“mammon please im not wearing a crown to RAD” #“we could wearing matching outfits...” #“levi im not doing a couples cosplay when we're just going to the library” #theyre all very pretty outfits but also mc is practical #they will dress you up!!

[sweatermuppet]

at urgent care & only me & the receptionist are wearing masks... bro, if you're at urgent care... don't you think you should be masked? because people are coming in not even knowing what they have? how contagious it is? plus there's a baby in the waiting room

#it's not different from going shopping either. im like the only dude ever wearing a mask aside from like. the one elderly couple #that i see regularly at my usual grocery store. me & that couple against the world for real