I better have a cute caked up subby puppy boy under my tree this Christmas so I can cuddle him and play with his hair and give him kisses and feed him cookies istg
hey remember when aziraphale and crowley ran into each other in rome and aziraphale said 'well then let me tempt you to- oh, no, that's your job, isn't it, haha'? what if crowley succumbed to the temptation in more ways than one? what if they had oysters and sex about it? then what?
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tags: PWP, Rome 41AD, oysters, so many oysters, so many orgasms too, banter, little bit of emotion little bit of angst, but mostly fun, oysters and aardvarks, food kink, oral fixation, roman baths, an oyster is never just an oyster, and what is love but hunger (more tags on ao3)
Have you noticed any positive side effects of your weight gain?
everything is positive !!! every part of me wobbles and i fill out furniture, clothes, and my car very well 😌 also omg because my belly fills my lap more, the dogs my family has that jump on your lap don’t do that anymore, no more bruises and scratches!!
So for my animation class we had to do a superhero of our choice doing a run/walk cycle and because I don't know how to be normal or calm down ever, I did this.
send in “ i only have eyes for you. “ for five times where the sender was caught staring in admiration/affection at the receiver, by the receiver. ( scenarios can vary! examples include: the receiver delivering a fierce passionate speech to encourage people to do something, the receiver walking into a room while dressed glamorously, the receiver walking into a room while dressed NOT glamorously, literally ANYTHING! )