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[Smut] [Various x AFAB!Reader] “Force me and choke me ‘till I pass out”

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"My kinda love" Song: The Weeknd - One Of The Girls

NSFW, 18+, smut, assigned female at birth (AFAB) reader, fem reader, hard kinks, kissing, choking, ripping clothes, getting manhandled, hair pulling, spanking, vaginal penetration, belly bulge, clit play, orgasm, creampie, established relationship, consent implied, safeword mention but not used during it, your boyfriend being soft with you when he’s not rearranging your insides, ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

RYOMEN SUKUNA, FUSHIGURO TOJI, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Nanami Kento, EREN YEAGER, CHILDE, WRIOTHESLEY, Wanderer

Word Count: 1371

You absolutely loved how rough your boyfriend was with you. He was a bit pent up after not seeing you for a few days so as soon as you walked in the door, his hand was on your neck, pushing his lips onto yours. He forced your body against the wall as he deepened the kiss.

You moaned into the kiss while his free hand roamed your body. “Babe wai-” you said as you tried to pull away from the kiss. “Shut up, be good f’me” he growled back before slamming his lips into yours again as heat pooled at your core at the sentence. He grabbed at your tits then slid around to your ass to slap it, hard. You mewled at the sting and the sounds you were making fogged up your boyfriend's mind. The only thing going on in his mind was your body and how he needed it right now. His hand left your neck so both hands could rip your black leggings in half. You were about to protest but he quickly threw you over his shoulder. The ease with which he tossed your body around was dizzying. It was fucking hot.

“Eager are we?” you tease.

“I know you love it.” He says while he reaches his free arm across to spank your ass.

He wasted no time in standing you in front of the bed and bending you over. He hooked a finger under your panties, moaning at the strings of slick connecting the fabric to your pussy.

“You really are such a good fucking girl f’me,” he says in a deep voice laced with pure lust.

“Mmph- just for you daddy~” you reply, arching your back and showing off your ass to him.

He rips your panties in half as well, needing access immediately. You start to get up so you could at least take off your shirt and help him take some clothes off but he grips your hips hard and pushes you back into the bed.

“Where do you think you’re going princess? I can’t wait any longer,” he says.

“Wha-” you start but he cuts you off by grabbing a fist full of your hair and pushing your face into the plush blankets. He pulls down his pants just enough to take his aching hard-on out, not wanting to waste time taking his pants off fully. He uses his free hand to rub his tip along your slick folds which earns him a muffled whimper from you.

You want to tell him to at least be gentle if he’s not going to prep you with his fingers but it just comes out as muffles into the bed.

“Hm? Can’t hear ya darling, gotta speak up,” he says with a shit eating grin that makes your eyes roll even though you can’t see it, you just know that he’s doing it.

He pops the tip into your aching cunt and you think he’s going to ease you into it but you’re quickly cut off by his cock ramming into you all at once. The stretch stings but very quickly turns into pleasure especially after you feel him twitch inside you and moan loudly.

“So fucking wet ngh- you’re spoiling me, doll,” he moans breathlessly.

He starts moving, your slick helping him glide in and out. His veiny shaft drags your walls in all the right ways. Something about the feeling of the skin on his raw cock just feels so much more heavenly than any dildo. Not to mention the pure fucking size of him. He was big enough to kiss your cervix even in this position. He knows exactly how to find your sensitive spots and so he angles his hips down to drag his cock along your g spot every thrust. The girth and length added to the pleasure since he made you feel so full and was able to stimulate your a spot and cervix too.

Soon after, he starts to speed up and the “plap” sounds of his skin hitting yours starts to echo around you two.

“Fuuuck, you’re so fucking perfect. You take me so fucking well.” He groans through his teeth, hand still fisting your hair, giving you a dull sting on your scalp that he knows you love.

You’re still moaning into the bed, slowly going dumb as he fucks you so good your vision blurs. He’s not even touching your clit or anything yet and you’re so fucking close. Your mixed arousal was soaking whatever was left of your ripped leggings as it all slowly dripped down from your sopping cunt.

“Ngghhh fuck, such a good fucking slut f’me,” he says as he starts getting close. He spanks you as his mind starts to function on pure desire as lust takes over him. He alternates between your left and right cheek, spanking until they’re both red while you mewl at every hit.

He suddenly releases your hair and pulls you up so he can choke you with one hand. His arm is wrapped around to the front of your body as he applies pressure onto your neck. Your voice, no longer muffled, is driving him crazy.

“Ngh-! D-daddy, feels s’good. You fill me up so good mmmphh! Ah-!” you moan out to him.

“Yeah? Mmm, can feel you twitching around me princess, gonna cum?”

You manage a small “mmhm” in response, your eyes rolled back into your skull.

His free hand finds its way to your lower stomach. He feels himself bulging through your skin every time he thrusts. It turns both of you on so much. He presses on it to make you feel more pressure on your g spot.

“Haah! P-please d-daddy,” you beg mindlessly, not even able to voice what you want.

He knows exactly what you need though. His hand from your stomach travels south towards your clit. “Don’t worry baby, let go. You deserve it.” He starts playing with your clit as you choke out sobs. Your head starting to feel the effects of him choking you so hard.

You arch your back as you start to approach your high, eyes squeezed shut and rolled back into your head.

“Yeah, c’mon baby, you can do it. Such a good girl,” he encourages you and releases some pressure on your neck. Your orgasm finally hits like a fucking truck. Your body seizes and your cunt clenches around him as intense waves of pleasure wash over you, your mind going blank. You let out high pitched moans that turn into deeper, full moans as you start to come down and register the pleasure.

“G-gonna cum mmph-! Inside, darling,” he stutters out to you, not even sure if you heard him.

Now you’re both moaning messes as his thrusts go from erratically fast to slow and languid. Pushing the cum in and out of you, helping both of you ride your highs for as long as possible.

He finally stills, deep inside you as both of you breathe heavily. He lets go of you so you can relax and lay back down. He helps you lay down on your back, admiring you and the cum dripping out of you. He bends down to kiss you slow.

“Love you s’much baby. Was that okay?” He asks.

“Love… you… too…that was amazing… don’t worry” you say between breaths.

“Okayy, just making sure you remember that we have a safeword. I don’t ever wanna hurt you darling.” He says, adoration and concern in his eyes as he kisses your cheeks and forehead.

“You’re so sweet but we talked about this” you giggle. “You’re always so thoughtful for reminding me though… But… you know this is how I like it sometimes,” you say in a flirty tone.

“Oh?” he chuckles. “Well then…”

He starts to manhandle your shirt and bra off you before sliding the ripped fabric of your pants off. You giggle at his eagerness.

He get himself undressed and slots himself between your legs again, grabbing the back of your knees and pushing them towards your chest, bending you in half.

“Don’t mind if I do,,,” He finishes his sentence.

You were in for a long night with your lover. But, you had no complaints <3

Thank you for reading!

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naruto-imagines-and-headcanons · 9 months

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Naruto Love Languages (Konoha 12 + Sand Siblings)

Naruto Uzumaki - Words of Affirmation

This man is your #1 fan. Everything you do he is behind you cheering and hollering the whole way. It doesn't matter if it's something stupid like trying to do a bottle flip, Naruto is gonna hype you up. He just adores you so much and wants you to know that! He wants you to know that he believes in you fully. When he isn't being a hype man, Naruto is just genuinely complimenting you and showing his appreciation for all you do. Nothing you do will go unnoticed, you WILL feel this man's love

Sasuke Uchiha - Gift Giving

Sasuke is, uh... kinda rough when it comes to romance. He's gone through some shit and even after all these years doesn't quite know how to deal with it. He isn't good at words, is wary on physical contact, and isn't around often. But the one thing he succeeds in is giving you gifts. Everytime he leaves to go who knows where, he will always return with an incredibly thoughtful gift. Sasuke doesn't just grab whatever he see, he knows what you like and what you appreciate. Every gift he gives you has meaning and fits you perfectly

Sakura Haruno - Acts of Service

Sakura is a girl who heavily desires to be loved. Ever since she was a child she was a hopeless romantic, so when she finally got together with you she fell head over heels. She's quite open with her feelings for you both physically and vocally, but her favorite way to show she cares is by helping you around the house. She'll cook for you, help clean up, give you massages, and of course heal your wounds. As long as you are dating her you will never see another Medical-nin. Every injury you get will be treated by her with full seriousness (even if it's just a paper cut)

Sai - Gift Giving

You though SASUKE was bad with feelings? Dear lord you gotta have a lot of patience with Sai. Unlike Sasuke though, Sai tries his hardest, even if it's a bit rough. He tries to say nice things and touch you, but it's still incredibly foreign to him (not to mention he can get a bit brutally honest about some things). The only thing Sai is confident in is his gift giving skills. He loves to draw art for you, pretty much everything he sees inspires more art to give you. It's gotten to the point that you have a whole room filled with them (Sai keeps telling you it's okay to get rid of some, but you refuse! They are so pretty!). On special occassions, Sai loves to bring his drawings for you to life, enjoying the look of amazement on your face

Ino Yamanaka - Gift Giving

This girl is gonna treat you RIGHT, believe that! She's is incredibly open with her feelings, especially when it comes to flowers. You will be getting flowers for every occassion, sometimes just randomly. She'll buy you other gifts like jewelry and clothes and books, but her real love language is flowers. Her bouquets aren't just randomly put together either, Ino carefully hand picks each one and take in mind the meaning of each one. The longer you date you will soon learn the different meanings, which makes her so proud. Although she doesn't really expect anything back every time, make sure to get her a lil something for special occassions, she'll appreciate it~

Shikamaru Nara - Quality Time

We know Shikamaru is a lazy bitch, but that's what we love about him! He may seem distant and seemingly uncaring, but if you look closely you can clearly see how he shows affection. Sure he may not wash you with praises or get you expensive things, but he stays by your side. Always. Somehow he always is in the same room as you, even if you are doing two different things. You're always together in some sort. He'll definitely deny it, but you notice he doesn't leave still. It's kind of like a cat, ya know? Shikamaru gets especially clingy when you're in bed together. This man doesn't get up for hours, and you aren't getting up either. You will lay and sleep with him for 3 more hours, no discussion

Choji Akimichi - Acts of Service

Just... just so sweet. My boy is such a sweetie oh my god. Choji is quite nervous in your relationship, both due to low self-esteem and just anxiety in general. Just you surprising him with a hug is enough to fluster him for a solid minute. Since more direct ways get him anxious, Choji prefers to do things for you, and his favorite thing is to cook for you. This man can COOK like no one's business! You guys will go out to eat on the weekends (there is nothing like fresh barbecue), but through the week he is in the kitchen cooking your favorite meals full of love. Seeing your giant smile and hearing your satisifed eating makes his heart soar. Also, you are one of the only people who he'll always share his snacks with, no hesitation (the other is Shikamaru, obviously)

Kiba Inuzuka - Physical Touch

Kiba is a toucher, hands down. He LOVES to just touch you all over. He is always in contact with you no matter what, appropriate or otherwise. Hands on your waist, head on your shoulder, fingers in your hair, sometimes he will just randomly pick you up to get a reaction out of you. Let's be real, Kiba's a dog through and through, and dogs adore attention. Whenever he wants your attention or love, Kiba will poke you and bug you until you give in and cuddle with him. Spooning is his absolute favorite position. Give this man his head pats and belly rubs god dammit, and don't forget Akamaru!. Oh and uh, warning, this man is also perverted. Quite perverted. Your cuddle sessions will devolve into him dry humping you 50% of the time. You gonna get manhandled and groped quite a bit (every touch full of love <3)

Hinata Hyuga - Words of Affirmation

You thought Choji was shy? You haven't seen nothing yet. Hinata was already a sweating mess when you were just friends, the moment you asked her out she literally fainted and collapsed on the floor. Thankfully she is better now (and didn't get brain damage), but it's still nerve-wracking to be in a relationship with you. You're just so... perfect. And Hinata wants you to know that. Throughout the day she is normally very sweet and appreciative, but whenever you are on dates or cuddling in private, she lets all her feelings out. She shares her admiration for you, her appreciation for you, and just how happy she is to have you in her life. It always makes you cry, which makes Hinata feel bad, but you always assure her they are happy tears

Shino Aburame - Acts of Service

Shino is a man of little words, and you knew that going into a relationship, so you have no issues with that! It makes the times he does speak up mean even more. Since he's inexperienced with relationships and romantic gestures, Shino's main way to show he cares is by protecting you and keeping you safe. He always is ready to defend you in public, and whenever you go somewhere alone he gives you one of his bugs so he can know you're safe. Anyone who even tries to harass or injure you is getting shot down immedietely. Losing you or you getting hurt is one of his biggest fears, and he'll never let that happen. You'll never feel unsafe when Shino is around

Rock Lee - All of Them

You can call this a cop out, but let's be real, Lee is the embodiment of EVERY love language. He never stops gushing to you about your beauty and skills, and screams how much he loves you from the rooftops. Anything you ask him to do will be done in record time perfectly. He loves to give you extravagent gifts for your anniversaries and random occasions. Spending time with you is his favorite thing in the world, especially when you train together. And physical touch? He is always happy to hug and kiss you all over. Lee is just full of love for you!! He knows he can be a bit overwhelming at times and will calm down if you tell him. He just is so grateful to have you in his life, and wants you to know that every day for the rest of your life

Neji Hyuga - Words of Affirmation

It may come as a shock to most due to his sharp tongue, but the way Neji shows his love is by words. To most he is aggressive and stand-offish, and ocassionally is to you too. It's just how he is unfortunately. But unlike with others, he is noticabely incredibly soft with you and is much more open. Neji isn't afraid to compliment how you look or give praise when you succeed at something. Even when he gets annoyed he doesn't raise his voice or throw insults at you, he stays respectful. The fact that he calls everyone an idiot except you says a whoooole lot about how he feels about you. Wear that honor with pride

Tenten - Quality Time

Tenten is pretty easy going and prefers a partner who is the same. Of course some spice and excitement is greatly welcomed, but at the end of the day she just wants to sit back and relax with her partner. So spending time together means a lot to her. She loves going on dates where you guys try something new (just no long hikes, please) but if needed will default to the local weapon museum. By the way, everytime one of you has to go on a mission, Tenten will act cool but will secretly pout the whole time until you meet up again

Gaara - Physical Touch

As he's grown, Gaara has turned into a real sweetheart. With you he is incredibly gentle and cares for you deeply. You are his treasure, you deserve the world. He still is dealing with social anxiety, and can be a bit awkward sometimes. But Gaara is always comfortable touching and holding you. His touches are gentle and kind, and sensual when he wants. He likes to give gentle kisses all over you throughout the day, and whenever he leaves for work he gives you a loving kiss before he leaves. Gaara also really values cuddling together. This man is touch starved like no one else, everytime you hold eachother he feels like a part of him is healing. Please reciprocate, he deserves it

Temari - Words of Affirmation

Temari is fiery as hell, and you knew that the moment you met. And her words are just as sharp! She isn't afraid to tell off people who annoy you guys (especially when you are on dates, they are DEAD). With you she is still mildly aggressive and intense, but in a more lighthearted way. She just gets so worried about you, she can't help herself from scolding you for being an idiot. Every word she says (positive or negative) comes from the heart. When you manage to not be a fool Temari is vocalising her approval and pride. Oh, and she has a habit of openly bragging about how amazing you are to your peers (much to your embarrassment)

Kankuro - Quality Time

This man is a teeeeeease (in a good way or bad way, your decision). He is constantly joking and making fun of you, reveling in your cute annoyance. He even likes to annoy you physically like blowing on your neck or pinching your butt. Kankuro is quite playful pretty much 95% of the time, but the other 5% he's actually quite sweet. Spending time with you is his favorite thing in the world! Yeah it's fun messing with you, but he likes to just have genuine connections and going on more mature dates. His favorite thing is dancing surprisingly, and he honestly is quite good. Holding you close and swaying makes him content ... Until he sneaks in one of his puppets halfway through, scaring the shit out of you in the process (he slept on the couch but it was worth it)

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Konoha 12 + Sand Siblings | Shinobi & Founders | Akatsuki

#Naruto #naruto headcanons #naruto imagines #naruto x reader #Naruto Uzumaki #Sasuke Uchiha #Sakura Haruno #Ino Yamanaka #Shikamaru Nara #Choji Akimichi #Hinata Hyuga #Kiba Inuzuka #Shino Aburame #Rock Lee #Neji Hyuga #Tenten #Gaara #Temari #Kankuro

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artificialbreezy · 3 months

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Can we see your prospective on brat tamer Noah? Pretty please with a cherry on top🥹🫶🏻

brat tamer! noah has a special place in my heart man i imagine him as calm, cool, collected. sweet even. he just wants what’s best for you.

lots of THE look ya know the one i’m talking about. him standing across the room dead staring at you waiting for you to fix your shit

and ofc when you DONT fix your shit he’ll stomp on over there (let’s be real he wouldn’t actually stomp bc he’s gotta play his cool in front of everyone)

he’d lean down, real close to your ear and say “listen little one, if you don’t watch your mouth i’m gonna take you over my knee right here”

you’d stiffen up and nod your head

but not even 30 minutes later you’re kinda being snippy to Noah

which makes him WILD. he’s starting to get fed up. he grabs your arm a little more rough than normal, not hard but just enough to get your attention

pulls you away into his room, away from the rest of the house.

“why don’t we put that mouth to use huh? wanna get all big and bad on me don’t you baby? get on your knees.”

you’d QUICKLY sink to your knees

he’d chuckle at you. “oh sweetheart, look at you. now you’re ready to listen”

he’d leave you on your knees, on the hard floor while he sat on his bed for a good 10 minutes

“did you learn your lesson?” you’d rapidly nod your head yes

he’d tell you to stay there, and he’d run down stairs and see how many people were still there. once he sees the only living members of his house he’d run back upstairs

walking into his room he’d walk straight to the bed and plop down on the end

“panties off. across my lap. now.”

he’d make you count em all. and lord if you missed one? he’d smack your cunt once and watch your body jerk

“honey if you keep missing one, we’re gonna start over. every. single. time.”

your ass would be red and so sore when he’d be done with you

but after he’s done he’d lotion your behind and pull you up into his chest and hold close

“did you learn your lesson little one? gonna be a good girl now, aren’t you?”

#noahsebastiann #noah sebastian fic #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian x reader #noah sebastian smut #noah sebastian #bad omens fic #badomenscult #bad omens smut #bad omens #bad omens headcanons

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more-cardigan-than-woman · 1 year

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Could you do a Jason Toddx fem!!superhero!!x reader

Where they are in some sort of mission and they are in a abandoned lab and so the reader finds a weird chemical and doesn’t know what it is and it is sex pollen and you can go from there

Thanks

Took me a few days to get to. Wouldn't recommend working in a tourist destination during the school holidays. But, here we go.

Experimental.

Warnings: SMUT 18+ ONLY, sex pollen, chocking, ass play, rough, binding, spitting, breaking desks, Vigilante Reader (Fulcrum), shitty after-care, multiple Os, masks stay on.

1,500 Wds.

Vigilante!ReaderxTheRedHood

"Why are we here again?"

"Is this not your idea of a fun night out?"

"Red…" you stare at him through your mask.

"Ivy gave the building to the city for their affordable housing project. So we're just making sure all the dangerous shit is gone before construction starts next week."

"It literally looks like a makeshift lab. Isn't all this stuff dangerous?"

"Probably," he says, making his way past you and into the main area where all the tech seems to be.

"What are we doing with it?"

"Just unplug everything. Knowing them, they'll donate all this." he waves at the various machines. "to the university. We just gotta make sure no one's going to hurt themselves on a rose thorn or anything."

"Seems like busy work. I thought we'd be fighting crime."

"Yeah? We can fight if you want? Keep ya on your toes and all that." The Red Hood says, taking off his helmet. Your not surprised that there's another mask under the helmet, though you do wonder how that could possibly be comfortable. He ignores your shock, placing the helmet on the desk.

"Nah, your heart isn't in it."

You're just about done wrapping cords and covering the machines in plastic when you spot something under one of the desks, "this drugs? Wanna get high?" You ask, picking up the swirling pink vial.

"What?" The Red hood turns, his eyes going wide as he sees what's in your hand, "Fulcrum be careful that's-" he rushes towards you as the vial slips between your gloves and plunges onto the ground smashing into a million pieces. The pink dust drifts up, disappearing into the air.

"What was that?" You stare down at your feet, the Red Hood's hand just inches from where the glass shattered, "I didn't get any on you, did I?"

"Shit. Shit, knew I shouldn't have taken the helmet off," he panics, standing up and taking your face in his hand, "did you breathe any of it in?"

"I don't know?"

"Fulcrum. Listen," his fingers are so soft on your cheek, and he's so tall. Shit, what is that smell? It's like fireworks and fresh buttery popcorn. You want to eat the smell from his skin.

"Wow, you know I never noticed how sharp your cheekbones were before."

"Fuck. You breathed it didn't you?"

"Maybe, I feel kinda… hot? Like every pulse of my blood is tingling down to my.." You unzip your uniform to try and get some air in your lungs, your hands moving to fan your face.

"To where?" he grabs you hands. His eyes travel down your body, observing how tightly the jumpsuit fits you, hugging every single curve and pushing your tits up out the top. The delicate taste of new books and fresh coffee lingering in his nose as he notices how long your eyelashes are, how they caress your delicate mask. He wonders what your eyes look like under there, if they're as pretty as the rest of you.

"Everywhere," you smirk, bringing yourself onto your tip toes so you can put your hands up and around his neck, "I ah-" you stare into the whites of his domino mask, "I don't know why I'm," you push your body closer to his, feeling the hard armor that lay between you, "i- please tell me to stop."

"I won't," His fingers grip at your face pulling your lips to hiss and the fire inside him burning all the way down to his cock as he grinds it into your stomach. The animal inside grows with every second. His hands a mind all its own as he palm at your ass, before picking you up. Your hands finding their way between your bodies to rip at his belt.

"Fuck, please," You pant, finally managing to slip the buckle open and palm at his thickness between you.

"Get this off," He moans into your neck, "quickly," his lips trace a line down your shoulder. "Takin too long, Fulcrum. I need you now," he growls, unzips you with a yank, your arms still caught in the material and he frees your pussy, "you always go commando in your suit?" He asks licking his way down your torso and pushing you back into an empty desk.

"Yes, feels better." You yelp as he flips you onto your tummy, your arms pinned behind you in the jumpsuit. "Please fuck me," his cock already seeping into your pussy.

"Fuuucck," he growls as he plunges into you, a tiny piece of relief from the burning inferno comes from your pulsing cunt surrounding him. His hands grip your hips as he thrusts like a wild dog, too lost in trying to find relief as you moan for him.

"More, I need more,"

"Fuck, not right now,"

"Red, please, please, Red, please," you buck back into him. You hear a sucking sound before his thick thumb is thrust into your ass.

"Better?" His voice wild and full of lust, "fuck I can feel myself inside you." He starts to shake, "feels so fuckin good."

"Yes, so good." You grind back into him, your holes full, "fuck I'm getting…" you feel the light building inside as you pulse around his thick cock. Your hands grasping behind you to try and find some kind of purchase as you writhe underneath him.

"Fuck.." your convulsing pussy has him in a vice as he tries to pulls out, instead his cum floods. You and he feels a tiny bit of relief as he pulls out. "Get your arms out," he demands, stepping back.

"Why isn't it going away?" You plead, wondering just how much more of this you can take.

"Because I'm not done," he growls, fisting his still hard cock. "turn around."

You're only onto your side when he pushes you back into the desk and his cock is stretching you out again. The old desk rattles and shakes with how hard he's fucking you. Your hands grip onto the collar of his jacket so hard, you just need him, need him like you need the air in your lungs.

Wrapping your legs around him you bring him in, your hand pulling him down until your mouths are as messy as your pussy. Desperate pleasure is the only thing on your mind as you chase the high.

"Open your mouth," he squeezes at your cheeks, "good," his spit hangs from his tongue as it drips into your mouth, "dirty girl, swallow it," you gulp down his saliva, the wetness relieving some of the dryness in your throat.

"Close again, so fucking close, baby." He bites into your breast.

"Me too, me too fuck Red, I-" you lose your mind, letting go underneath him until your legs start to cramp around him.

"You still feel it?" He asks, his voice a little more normal now. He can feel it dimming even if he's still hard, just one more he thinks. Fuck, he wants to fuck you all night. Your pretty little cunt takes him so well. Those pretty, insane moans your making for him, he wants his heads clogged full of them forever.

"Yes," you mostly lie, "like a fire in my tummy that won't go out," but you can feel the effects of whatever that was wearing off. But you want him to stretch you out on him indefinitely.

"Make room for me," he climbs up onto the desk with you, the wood creaking underneath. "Give me those legs."

"Jesus," you moan as you lift your legs over his shoulders, his huge cock plunges in deeper than before. His hand strong wraps around your throat, "can't breathe." You mouth at him, a dazed fog starts to fill your head, while you stare into the whites of his mask and cling to his arms.

"I know baby," he pants as he starts to slowly fuck into you. "I'm breathtaking." The desk creaks underneath you, the wood starting to rattle as he pounds into you.

"Red,"

"Fuckin perfect," he ignores you, the desk shifts again before the legs give way and with a splat your both fucking into the ruins of this old ass piece of furniture.

His fingers find their way into your ass, pumping into the tight hole in rhythm with his cock, "so fucking full," you moan as his tongue slides into your mouth.

"Red," you moan into his mouth feeling the last of the dust wearing off and you just enjoy the feeling, your hands grip into his hair keeping his face close as you grind up and press your clit into his pelvis. "So fuckin good."

"So fucking tight," he growls, speeding up and biting down on your lip

This time when you cum, relief fills your blood and you can feel your thoughts float to the surface as you both come down from the high and are left a heaping, sweaty mess on the shards of the desk.

"Are you alright?" He asks, his hands drifting over where he was gripping your neck, "you don't have splinters or anything?"

"Yeah, I think I'm ok. Are you?"

"Better than ok. But I think we need to find some water." He kisses your cheek before standing and righting his pants. "Found a tap that works," he beams, rinsing out a beaker before filling it with water and bringing it over to where you're trying to get your jumpsuit back on.

"No one can know about that," you say as you stroke your fingers through his hair.

"Agreed, Nightwing would never let me live it down."

"But Red?"

"Yes, baby?"

"I would like to do it again."

"Ivy's pollen?"

"No," you smack into his armor, hurting your hand more than him.

"I think we could arrange that."

#red hood x reader #reader x red hood #red hood fanfic #jason todd x reader #jason todd #reader x jason todd #jason todd fanfic #x reader #No Metas in Gotham #Vigilante!Reader #Req always open

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h-harleybaby · 10 months

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I loveloveLOVE ur work ... can we get some hcz for Eric Cartman in a relationship with a masochiztic reader ? ,:3c

All y’all on the same wavelength fr

Anyways, no worries hun I’m perfectly fine with it! And I get it, sometimes you gotta use a translator <333

HAS NSFW CONTENT

Sadist!Eric Cartman x Masochist!reader

• Obviously Cartman would thrive on the fact you’re a masochist, his sadistic side is so drawn to that. He finds it so hot how much of a reaction he can get out of you

• Def has recordings of you begging for him to be rough or to slap you and gets off on it when you can’t be there physically. Not to mention videos and audios of him spanking you

• If he’s not there I wouldn’t be surprised if he FaceTimed you and made you spank yourself + touch yourself. If your ass ain’t red, you clearly didn’t do it right

• He’d probably mock you the whole time saying how your hands probably don’t feel as good as his, whatever toy he’s making you use doesn’t feel as good as this tongue, etc

• Would not be surprised if he mocked you while you were riding some sort of dildo or toy until you’re crying and he’s licking your tears as some kinda foreplay

• Fr makes you completely dependent on him for your pleasure. No one makes you feel as good as he does ig, he knows your body more than you do

• He’s def someone who uses his size to his benefit, pinning you down so you can’t pull away or push away from anything he’s doing because he KNOWS you love it

• Ofc sometimes he has to switch it up tho, he’s by no means boring. And tying you up is one of his favourites to do, I feel like he would use coconut rope or something that like, at least slightly digs into your skin

• He would sooooo love when you scratch up his back, the little masochist in him is pleased. Ngl he would probably walk around shirtless so people could ask him about it and so he could tell them about how good you felt last night

• OVERSTIM!!! He loves to overstim you to the point where you’re begging him to stop or until literally all you can do is babble about how it feels too good and cry

• HE LICKS THOSE DAMN TEARS WITH PRIDE!! And boy, do they taste good to him your tears fr his favorite drink 💀

• He prefers getting oral rather than giving, but if he’s giving he’s a big fan of you sitting on his face and not letting you off. Like no, he wants you sobbing just because of his tongue and if you’re not then he’s not done

• He knows you soooo well and knows exactly how to make you cum super easily, but loves to edge you. Especially to the point where you’re trying to grind yourself on his face and he has to hold your hips to stop you

• If you don’t get the hint then he’s gonna slap your clit until you do and omg it hurts but it feels so good like I CAN’T

• Def fucks your face to the point where he actually can’t tell if you’re breathing properly or not

• I could totally see him having his hand on your throat and squeezing a little as he face fucks you because he likes how it feels

• He would soooo love taking pictures of you choking on his cum while he’s got his dick down your throat. Expect that to be his lock screen!!

• Arm lock is a must‼️‼️‼️ like he has you propped up, ass up, and chest flat on the bed with your arms behind your back LIKE YES PLEASE

• I shit you not, he has those chubby hands so they’re literally huge and he can hold your wrists together with one hand 🤭🤭

• Them hands inside you tho got me going WILD!! He knows what the hell he’s doing and he’s super skilled with his hands. Honestly, he probably fingers you pretty roughly but like not enough to exactly hurt HURT you ya know??? Does that make sense?

#h harleybaby needs help #harley won’t shut her mouth #harley’s anons <33 #mom come get harley she’s rambling #harley’s favs #south park x reader #south park x reader headcanons #south park x y/n #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #eric cartman x you #eric cartman smut #eric cartman x y/n #eric cartman headcanons #Eric Cartman birthday special

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angrelysimpping · 2 years

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If phones or whatever are ever introduced and the PC can become a "cam model"

Who do you think would watch/buy their content? Who would ask to partake? + what would they ask to see

god, this got way longer than i meant it to so under a cut it goes

uh, just general DoL warnings, i think

Anxious Guard

They just...need a few minutes to lose themself. Never comments. Sometimes tips, not wanting anyone to ever find out that they watch you. Doesn't request anything. Once bought your worn underwear.

Avery

If you're not in a relationship with them, they just like watching what you put out. Might occasionally ask you to moan a "Mommy/Daddy" or "Sir/Ma'am." Doesn't want their name tied to you, so they never ask you to outright say their name. Might send you a few toys in the mail and ask you to use them. In a relationship with Avery, and they watch every stream and review clips before you post them. They don't like you doing certain things and have you tell people specifically with a "Sorry, but I'm not allowed to do that." Doesn't want you to specify why you're "not allowed." Might fuck you on stream once, but their face is out of the shot.

Bailey

They just want a rough idea of what they should be charging you. Don't read too much into it.

Briar

Mostly just watches whatever you put out. Teases you about it if you show up at the brothel. Might pay you to wear some glitter during streams if they feel like you've been avoiding them.

Darryl

100% love Inky's thoughts on Darryl/camboy PC and was kinda thinking about them when writing what porn Darryl might watch. Likes paying for content over watching generic porn. Lets them have some control over what they're watching. Pays for clips, doesn't usually watch streams unless they're feeling particularly confident and adventurous. Likely to mail clothes for you to wear or toys for you to use.

Eden

Would if they had access to the internet. 100% shuts that shit down if they've already caught you. They let you go back into town so you can finish your last year of school and so no one looks for you. That's it. If they somehow caught one of your streams when they hadn't met you yet? Yeah, you're bouncing around in their head every night as they furiously try to get themself off so they can sleep. Extra hard on you when they catch you as a way of claiming you.

Gwylan

Only from time to time, when it's extra slow at the shop. Their requests are sometimes a little...concerning. But, they always tip well!

Harper

Would suggest you start streaming or making clips as part of your therapy. Would ask you to do specific things on stream so they can "check your health." Honestly, might have set a hypnotic trigger for your streams and/or clips.

Kylar

Of course. Doesn't like anyone else seeing your clips or streams but can't really do much about it. You've had to talk them down from being rude to other people in chat. Always expect them to outbid others for your attention.

Landry

They will never, ever admit it. Sends in anonymous tips for you to wear or say certain things. Never wants you to find out it's them.

Leighton

Of course, of course. Sends the nastiest private messages. Never uses their real name but you know it's them. Usually just watches streams and tips you to play "naughty student." Has a teacher's salary so doesn't buy custom clips often but oh boy do they go all out when they do. Once paid your rent for a month with a single custom clip. Absolutely going to send you toys in the mail and wants to watch you use them. Will send you custom-made toys that are a clone of their genitals.

Mason

Usually just watches. Once they figure out how to anonymously tip though? Oh, it's all downhill for them. Tips at least once a week, usually requests you wear swimsuits, pulling the fabric to the side so you can touch yourself for the camera or to use a toy.

Morgan

They would if they could. Would just leave messages demanding you "come back home to Mommy/Daddy at once!" Ya gotta block 'em.

Quinn

Watches so many streams. Frequent's yours quite often, though. Often pays for custom clips. Always tips when you shout them out. Once got into a tip-war Kylar just for kicks.

Relaxed Guard

Casually watches a few streams and stumbles upon yours. Laughs when they recognize you. Sends you exactly one message asking if you'd play a game of chance with them.

Remy

Someone Wren sent it to them. Just so happened to be the stream where you were wearing some cute cow-themed things a fan sent in. Funny, that.

River

Similar to Remy in someone Whitney or Leighton sent them the link and they stupidly clicked on it. Someone teach the maths teacher some internet literacy, please. You just so happened to be indulging in someone's student/teacher role-play request. Interesting.

Scarred Inmate

Oh my god, they would if they could. Would want you doing all sorts of wild shit on camera, loving how others pay you for it. Then has to fuck you right at the end of the stream.

Sirris

It's by accident, they swear! They just like supporting creators! they didn't mean to spend so much time watching and it would be rude to not tip after all that! And if they're going to tip then maybe they should send a message or two, just to give a few pointers on how to help with your setup or something?

Tattooed Inmate

Would if they could.

Veteran Guard

Oh, they're the one on the prison island who finds it first. They weren't specifically looking for you, but here you are. Doesn't tip or comment that often. Sends you a collar. Caves one night and buys a custom clip from you that's part prison-themed, part pet play.

Whitney

God, they love it. Never tips. Sends in the most disgusting comments. Bans never stick. Wants to fuck you on camera. Wants to get involved in all your shit. Best day of their life might be when you gave them head on camera.

Wren

Oh, they are so open about it. Comments regularly. Tips fairly well. Has bought a few custom clips. Brings up your streams and comments on what they think you could do to make it even better next time when you pop up on the estate for card games. Definitely sends you toys in the mail or presents them to you in person, wanting you to use them the next time you stream.

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genyasglockk · 2 years

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The whole Vecna squad was writing down their favorite songs just in case. Everyone's giggling and poking fun at each other for their song choices and for a moment, it feels like they're all just normal people, teenagers, hanging out.

Steve passes the paper and pen to Eddie with a small smile. Eddie smirks back, he's so ready to tease Harrington to high hell because he knows he probably put down something by Madonna. He doesn't get the satisfaction though.

"Queen?"

Steve can't help but roll his eyes. "What? What's wrong with Queen?"

"There's nothing wrong with Queen. I just expected something closer to Like a Virgin from you, Harrington. Maybe even some Cyndi Lauper." The shit eating grin on Eddie's face was so wide it almost hurt.

"Well I guess you don't know me as well as you thought, Munson." Steve muttered as he crossed his arms and pouted. Seriously a full on pout. Lips downturned and puckered. Who even was this guy?

"If this had happened a year ago, Steve would've totally had to write down Into The Groove. Seriously man every single time be picked me up for school he was playing that fucking so-" Dustin was interrupted by a shove from Steve's foot. The man was blushing like crazy. Cute.

"Hey. No badmouthing Madonna, asshole. And stop telling everyone my business!"

They went back and forth as Eddie smiled something soft and scribbled down his own favorite song. This felt normal. Things felt ok.

"You're just another sucker ready for a fall"

Eddie's not sure why he was thinking about that moment right now. Maybe it's because it happened less than twelve hours ago and Steve had been ok. He'd been a little roughed up but he was fine. He'd been smiling and talking to Eddie. He was fine. So why was Eddie watching him be lifted up and away from him right now?

There was no warning. Or maybe there had been and Steve was too much of a fucking martyr to tell anyone. Eddie felt helpless as Steve's feet left the ground. Nancy, with her quick reaction time and lack of hesitation, had managed to get the headphones on Steve's head before he started levitating. Dustin was holding on to the Walkman for dear life as the tape inside played.

"You gotta fight from the inside, attack from the rear"

"Ya know, the song is kinda perfect for this. The theme of it is scarily fitting. You plan this somehow, Harrington?"

Steve had laughed when Eddie said that. A beautiful and deep laugh.

"No I didn't plan it, man. My timing with shit is just perfect."

And that had made Eddie roll his eyes. This guy really was full of himself huh? Fuck. Eddie was absolutely gone on him.

Steve kept rising.

He kept getting farther and farther away and every centimeter of distance between them set Eddie's nerves on fire.

"Fight from the inside, you can't win with your hands tied"

It really was a different kind of agony to have someone you care about suffering within arms reach yet not being able to do a damn thing. All they could do was press play and hope that the music reached him.

All that was left to do now was wait. Wait and pray that Steve could find his way back to them.

"Fight from the inside, right down the line"

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #ao3 #nancy wheeler #dustin henderson #cursed!steve #this song has been scratching on itch in my brain #so obviously i decided to make steve suffere with it #natural progression of events honestly

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candeathbereal · 6 months

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Libra Venus

-Some of the prettiest people in a relationship idk how to explain it. They (like an Aries Venus) will be there for you like it's just you and them. You are their bestie pretty much. -Libra is all about balance right? I find it funny because most libra venues I have met (sometimes just libra placements as a whole but it varies) will match the energy in communication but especially through text or any kind of communication that isn't face to face or a call. Like I know two libra Venuses and they have that dynamic of "if I text you and you reply after two hours...I'm going to text you back in two hours.". It is kinda petty imo but I understand the logic behind it. I find it petty but also I respect it because honestly in some situations you gotta remind people that your time and words are precious and that they shouldn't be wasting it ya know?

Unlike my Aries ass (Aries sun, mercury, and Venus) who will double text. I don't care if it took you two hours to reply I will reply when I see it to remind you that I act the way I act because I want to. Cause sometimes people will try to play mind games or whatever with me and then get confused when I don't act the way they thought I would (sometimes people do shit just to get a reaction out of me so I've had to deal with this shit a lot lol). If it takes you two hours to reply to my text, I'll reply quickly then if I remember something else I wanted to say I'll double or even triple text. I'll say something and if you choose to not reply like at all that tells me something about you and how you view me. Or even say you give a reason for why you took so long to text back (imma keep a mental note of it tho) that also tells me something about you and how you view me.

-I bring this up cause talking is person is a completely different thing for me and libra Venus. Like if we are cool with each other I have no issue with talking a lot in person, but sometimes...people got a placement like libra Venus but their mercury sign is in a sign like sag or Virgo. Then it is kinda difficult to talk to them a lot of the time, and I don't know why but something about them makes my brain stop working. Like I swear it isn't me consciously ignoring you like I deadass don't know what to say and my mouth is not moving or making any sense. Yet libra Venuses seem to never have an issue with this shit bro. Like unless I'm the one they are talking to then it would be a mutual thing ya know? It's funny cause most times communication is rough for me but it's for so many reasons and I'll talk about that another time. Like when I post about Aries mercury or something like that.

-Question of the post (I guess lol idk I kinda wanna start doing this out of curiosity): Do you think libra Venus would act differently based on someone's mercury sign in their chart? Like a person with a libra Venus and a sag mercury would express their libra Venus differently than someone with a Leo or Scorpio mercury.

#astrology #astrology observations #astro #astro observations #astro posts #libra #libra venus #libra placements

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tafferling · 4 months

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The state of this Taff

It's a struggle, ya'all.

Just before my birthday at the end of November, I learned that my mom was diagnosed with lung cancer. Not a big surprise, that, considering I grew up in a household where the kitchen had a literal smoke cloud hanging in it 24/7, but. Still. Supposedly, she says, it's one of those that'll get knocked over by chemo looking at it funny, but there's another problem that's a lot more dire and immediately life-threatening: the cancer metastasized in her brain.

I spent the next few weeks scrambling to buy a car and get my dog vaccinated for rabies. See, I live in Sweden, and she lives in Austria. And I've got no one to look after my dog, meaning he's got to come with me. Therefore, car. Fast forward to the 22nd of December, and I finally start driving down.

Of course, I am going to see my mom! Yeah, she still tells me I gotta go get me a man cause I'm 40 and need to get me that husband to set me right and I am not ace, just broken and need to see myself fixed so a man'll have me yadda yadda (and the racism, let's not forget about the racism and the casual homophobia), but she's my mom, ya know?

She's had her brain surgery at that point already and was recently discharged. Everyone tells me she's doing great. She tells me she's doing great. It's just sweet that I'm coming down and so on and so forth.

Neat, right?

I even call her 10 minutes before I arrive, while taking a quick break to walk the dog near my aunt's and dad's grave. Ask her if she's got dinner for me, cause I haven't had any proper food for two days or if I should grab something on the way. She says she's got it all. Sweet.

ahahaha... WELL, I arrive there, and I find out that, no. She's not doing alright. Turns out everyone failed to mention to me that she has what basically amounts to short-term memory dementia, or whatever you like to call it. I arrive, and I find out that not only is the house barely liveable, but she's got no food (it's the 23rd, 5pm, and shops close at 6pm until the 27th), and she has no idea where anything is in the house or what she's done five minutes ago.

I dump all my shit (plus the dog) in the house and dive into the "last hour before shops close" fun (JFC, where did all those people come from) so we have stuff to eat. When I get home, it all settles in: Not only do I have a full-time job that I'll have to do while I am here (naturally), but (for the foreseeable future) I am also my mom's full-time caretaker from here on out.

She's forgotten her phone PIN since then (getting a new SIM card sent here next week). She was taking her meds wrong and missed two crucial ones. She has a radiology appointment next Tuesday and kept telling me she is being picked up by an ambulance, only for me to call her oncologist and find out that's not true, I've got to drive her (which isn't an issue, but if I hadn't called the guy to figure out her med sdsafkjasdfsa). So on. And so forth, with other highlights including her not knowing how to pay her bills, me getting screamed at cause of that, then her friend screaming at me, her fucking neighbour bringing her cigarettes and smoking in the kitchen with her (THE WOMAN HAS LUNG CANCER) and ---- :sounds of distant Taff wailing at the void:

I also got screamed at by total strangers three goddamn times already, and it's really bringing home why I left this country. Not saying everyone's an ass, but when you got grown men shouting at you for trivial shit like "waiting with your shopping cart to let a car out", "taking longer to put away your groceries cause you're fucking exhausted and can barely see straight anymore", and "going the wrong way in a shopping parking lot (NOT during rush hour, mind you, that was later on in the morning when the place was nearly empty) cause you missed the arrow and haven't been here in nearly 15 years" you just kinda-- *deflates*. Please. Stop shouting at me.

I wanna kick some rocks and mope.

Anyway. Yeah. It's rough, ya'all. And I don't usually like doing this, but this time, maybe I should: If you've ever liked any of my writing and you haven't, like, I dunno dropped a kudos or something, I'd appreciate any sort of encouragement or positivity in my life right now. Any little pick-me-up will do. 'cause I need to admit I am out of my depth, I am overwhelmed, and I have no idea what to do.

#Just Taffer Things #A Vent #A BIG VENT #like a big stretch but not as fun

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gotta-hug-em-all · 2 months

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The end? or the beginning?

Hiya cuties! I’m uh… not used to writing in this sorta way, I usually post on other websites, but this one is kinda too long to put anywhere else. So you’re stuck with me blogging it instead! Hope that’s ok with all the fine residents of Rotomblr! Just some background, I can’t keep Pokemon because I didn’t pass the really easy yearly “are you smart enough to raise Pokemon '' competency exam. Like ya know, the one that like 99.9% of people pass? So I’ve been going around collecting hugs instead of Pokemon. Gym leaders each give me a challenge to do so I can hug their Pokemon, and today I did the final gym, Drayden’s. His was pretty simple: slay three dragons. More specifically, beat his three dragon type Pokemon in battle. So that’s what I was doing! I’m gonna be like really dramatic about it cuz that’s fun, but I promise I’m not making anything up. This is Jace Embrace letting you in to see his (very large sized) heart. Aaaanyways, without further ado, here’s the story of how I beat Drayden!

So it all started with a waiver. Standard stuff really, most of the time the stuff I do for fun is really dangerous, so you gotta sign away your right to like do stuff if you get hurt and stuff, but this one was like… way different. The agreement that the other person is trying to hurt you kinda makes it go to a whole nother level. I’d prefer if I didn’t die, after all, but also if I go out fighting a dragon type in my knight outfit, I guess that’d be a pretty fun way to go. This waiver was like at least 30 pages longer than all the other ones I’ve signed before. It’s that kinda anxiety I live for, the kind that makes me scared, the kind that makes me want to run away. Not running away is the best part. Standing my ground and telling myself I can do something even if my subconscious tells me I shouldn’t. Being the master of my own subconscious makes it all worth it. The only thing that brought me conscious resistance was the understanding that my friends, boyfriend, and Frank (A love variant Solosis I created on accident/on purpose) would miss me if I were gone. But I think just like people who go climbing and caving, they accepted that my hobby was dangerous, and supported me despite that baggage. Honestly… I can’t thank them enough for that. It’s been nice to have that off my shoulders, even if there was a time where it dragged me down so much I almost turned into someone I hated. But all that’s behind me by a lot now, I’m a new man (new femboy? Is that a saying people use?) now, and I couldn’t love myself more. Rough around the edges a bit, but hopefully that changes. I’m pretty damn hopeful it will, especially after the events of this story. Oh shit I got off track again, so I signed that waiver. It's so ironic that I feel the most alive when I put my life on the line, but I’ve found happiness in it.

The countdown rushed by, Drayden sent out his Fraxure first, I guess he was doing this gym leader style. I felt pretty confident about this, which for reasons I’ll get into later, was stupid. But that’s ok, stupid isn’t a dealbreaker, just an issue to work around. So I charged into combat, and of course this did not go super well. I am a human. Humans don’t have super special magic powers, they have super normal mundane powers, like calculus. I don’t know calculus and even if I did I don’t think it’d help me fight a dragon type. Anyways, I started getting my ass absolutely kicked, like so hard, like it hurt a lot. I tried to like… unlock my inner anime self, but obviously that doesn’t exist in real life so I kinda just looked like a dude shouting at a Fraxure while getting his ass beat first. Drayden wasn’t even giving commands, just sorta letting it fight like a Pokemon in the wild. I ended up getting knocked to the ground several times.

Drayden honestly trains his Pokemon well, the rule was that I wasn’t allowed to faint, otherwise I’d lose the battle. Kinda like a normal Pokemon battle. He definitely trained it well cause I didn’t die, and it was definitely being soft. I think the goal was to get me to quit. After a few minutes of getting roughed up, I stumbled back, clutching my sword arm, which had been heavily wounded in the process. My sword was all the way across the room, and between it and me was the Fraxure. For the first time in the whole fight, Drayden barked out a command.

“Finish him. Dragon Tail.” There was nothing I could do. Simply put. It was faster than me, stronger than me, it had more stamina than me, even my tiny-ass brain could put that together. I was fucked. I didn’t run though. I never run. I stood my ground, holding up both arms, gritting my teeth as the movement brought stabs of pain to me. What was coming for me would hurt, I knew that, so I braced for that pain. As the Fraxure charged me at full speed, I heard a voice, but not with my ears, with my brain. It spoke loudly, with a deep and monotone voice, almost like a robot. “{Anomaly. On. Your. Six.}”

Before I could even look behind me, there was a burst of force I felt on my back. Not enough to move me, but enough to feel it. The Fraxure in front of me seemed to hit an invisible wall inches before its attack made contact, dropping to the ground, fainted. I gasped, shocked that I was still conscious. As I looked behind myself, Drayden returned his Fraxure to his pokeball. Behind me was a rather large Sigilyph, its patterns looked strange, its markings having much more complexity than what I was used to seeing on my adventures. Yet… it looked familiar to me. “{Anomaly I am… rather I was… the Keeper. I sense you do not recognize me. It has been 8 months since I last met with you face to face. I now wish to fight alongside you. I await a new purpose. To fight alongside you like the knights and Sigilyph of old. Let me aid you in combat. Now, and until we part.}” Not gonna lie. I kinda cried a lot. But I had to keep fighting. I ran up and hugged it, gasping in pain of course, my right arm was still injured. After a short hug, I stepped back. Suddenly, the Sigilyph’s eye began to glow a soft purple as I felt the pain in my arm fade away. It was definitely still wounded, I still couldn’t move it right, but at least it didn’t hurt. I looked behind me, back at Drayden. He gave me a smile under his white beard. What a GILF. I still don’t know if he knew this would happen, oh well.

Drayden threw out his second pokeball, letting out a hearty chuckle as a Druddigon appeared. I figured I should give a name to my first ever pokemon “I guess this is where the real battle starts. I’m gonna start calling you Squire, is that ok?” the Sigilyph responded “{Your wish is my command. You are right handed. For now, you will be left handed. Fight with your left arm as your right is wounded.}” Its eye began to glow again, and I could feel a weird sensation in my hands and head. Squire didn’t explain until later that handedness is determined by both genetics and the way the brain develops. He couldn’t change the way my body was genetically routed, but he could subtly rewrite my mind to make me temporarily ambidextrous, turning all my (admittedly low) sword muscle memory into muscle memory for a mirrored stance. I don’t quite understand it all, but I understand it enough to know it works. This weird feeling didn’t last long, and I was quickly snapped out of it by Drayden giving a command to his Druddigon.

“Druddigon, Revenge.” He ordered the pokemon, which caused it to charge me with brutal intent. From Squire, I once again heard his voice in my head “{Anomaly, I am casting the protective seal of reflection and the protective screen of light.}” Its patterns began to glow and shake, and two different translucent layers of energy surrounded me, as if to serve as a miniature forcefield clinging to my skin. I took up a defensive stance, knowing I still couldn’t dodge this attack either. It hit me with an all things considered quite forceful shoulder check, and I was sent flying across the battle arena. We weren’t using the two dragons for obvious reasons, so instead we were using a flat arena so I didn’t accidentally fall to my death. As I flew, I realized something. I wasn’t actually hurt all too bad. None of me felt broken, just a few cuts here and there. Time seemed to slow down as my mind was driven into overdrive. I heard Squire’s voice in my head once more. “{I have taken the liberty of temporarily increasing the speed at which your brain functions. I will also cast the seal of the tailwind to allow you to move faster so your body moves at the speed your mind thinks. This is how the knights of Relic Castle once fought. Fight with bravery and purity of heart. I will serve as your spotter.}”

My movement sped up once more as it beat its wings, causing a magical wind to press my body to move faster, catching up with my sped up mind. I was able to grab ahold of one of the rafters of the arena, slowing the impact and hanging from above. “Follow him, Night Slash” Drayden shouted at his Druddigon, which flapped its wings and began pursuit. It would normally be way faster than me, but with Squires assistance, I now fought with it on an even playing field. I still needed my sword, and I knew just how I’d get to it.

As the Druddigon flew into the air, I swung myself down from the rafters, landing feet first on its head, moving far faster than it expected. Its guard wasn’t up yet, so I was able to kick it in the snout with both my metal armored boots. Using its face as a springboard, I jumped off of it in the direction of my sword, the Tailwind carrying me until I was very close. I ran up and as I leaned down to snatch the sword, I felt a subtle suggestion in the back of my mind telling me to do a flip. So I did a flip, grabbing the sword in my left hand as I did. I’m glad I heeded the advice of the suggestion, since doing the flip allowed me to see what was behind me: a full speed charging Druddigon with a claw wrapped in darkness aimed directly at me.

In midair I raised my sword to parry the claw, in a movement the felt familiar but I knew I had never used. It was around this point I realized Squire wasn’t just watching me, he was helping me, teaching me moves on the spot I had never learned, giving me muscle memory that I’d never had before. The human body was versatile, I had never really thought about it much, but with Squire’s help covering for my statistical weaknesses I was able to employ these techniques, techniques used by knights of old, stored in the Sigilyph’s memory to help people like me fight. No wonder he followed me for so long. I had accidentally unearthed an ancient tradition that he was purpose-built to serve. His mental assistance was clearing up the brain fog that my ADHD caused, making it easier to enter the flow state. I could think clearer, coming to these realizations in the split seconds before the Druddigon struck at me. My sword parried the blow effortlessly, transferring the energy of the slash into the ground instead of my face, causing the Druddigon to let out a roar as it smashed its claw on the metal ground, making sparks fly.

“Dragon Tail.” Drayden barked orders at the Druddigon as I looked down at my sword. I was expecting the sword to be heavily damaged, but whatever protective barrier that Squire applied to me also had enveloped the sword, also strengthening its durability. Before the Druddigon could begin his attack, I began mine. I charged it with the tip of my sword pointed at it, unleashing a flurry of whirling slashes and stabs. From here on, I fell into a rhythm, my body almost moving on its own as I fought with my mind in tandem with Squire, using both its view and my view, a third person view and a first person view, an experienced mind and a brave mind. The Druddigon had thick hide that allowed it to shrug off most attacks, but by aiming for weak points and getting it to slam into walls, I eventually brought it down.

Drayden sent out his final Pokemon, his Haxorous. This was his ace, I did do a little bit of research before the fight (watching one mewtube video that I fell asleep right before the midway point of), but Squire was bringing the knowledge of that video that I had passively absorbed to the forefront of my mind. I knew he would try to have it set up with Dragon Dance, then strike at me with Dragon Tail until it won. I could win if I didn’t allow it space to set up, so that’s exactly what I did.

The rest of the fight was a blur as I sunk into tactics, once again entering a trancelike state as I was assisted by Squire. Before I fully realized what was going on, I brought the Haxorus to the ground, finishing the fight by smashing the pommel of my sword into its head hard enough to knock it out. By now my sword, despite its increased durability, was heavily damaged, so I quickly sheathed it and bowed to Drayden in true fashionable Jace style. “Good fight! I had a lot of fu- oop…” I said as I suddenly felt all the strength drain from my body, causing me to fall to the ground. “{As a downside to increasing your speed and mental capacity… battles such as these will be very physically taxing on your mind and body. A good night’s rest will do you good, but for now just sit and take a breather.}”

I laid there for a few minutes as Drayden approached me, withdrawing his Haxorus. Once I felt I was physically able, I sat up and reached a hand towards Drayden, which he knelt down to shake before picking me up like a baby and taking me to a bench for me to sit down on. “You fought well.” His normally ever-present glare had softened a bit, making him seem almost like a grandfather. “I will allow you to hug my Pokemon now, and I will grant you this badge. It’s not the normal badge we give, you will have to return and fight me in a Pokemon vs. Pokemon battle for that, but it is a badge. The Opelucid badge of honor. I don’t normally give these out to just any person who enters my gym, but you have shown outstanding courage, determination, and most importantly of all, kindness. You’ve made friends along the way in your journey and fostered relationships that will last you a lifetime should you cultivate them with great care. Your optimistic personality is admirable as well, for you shine as a light in other people’s darkness, although you might want to make sure that your light is not blinding, even legends have flaws and I urge you to keep that in mind as you continue your journey across Unova. Lastly… I’ll get to my point in all this. You have two Pokemon that would call you their master if you had the means to have them join your party. One of them is here, the other you have sent off to stay with someone else. Both of these could only exist in the way they do because of your love. I believe if you were allowed to raise them, you would do so far better than most trainers. I cannot change the current establishment to allow for people like you to prove yourselves, but I do intend to fund a project for people like you who struggled in school to get the help they need. Your story has taught me something valuable: sometimes all someone needs to be great is a little help here and there. I’m going to appeal to the league and ask that they give you a two month temporary license. I trust during this time you will study hard for your next exam. I believe in your ability to succeed this time. Keep your head held high Jace, I hope that one day you surpass me in strength.”

The rest of the day was a blur. There’s plans for me to get a whole ceremony celebrating my accomplishments and stuff. I won’t complain but I think it’s a bit much for little ol me… I plan to study hard like Drayden said. Squire has already agreed to help me, and I have convinced him to start calling me “Jace” or “Knight” instead of “Anomaly” so that’s cool. I look forward to my future. I might’ve failed my trainers license exam 9 times in a row, but I wasn’t built different back then. When I was on the journey back to the hotel room I was staying in with my boyfriend, we were talking about the trainer license exam. The conversation went a little something like this:

“Do you think you can learn enough to pass in two months? It’s been a while since you’ve been to school.”

“If I were to take the whole exam in one sitting… it might be a little tough.”

“Would you fail?”

“Nah, I’d pass.”

#unreality #pokemon #pokeblog rp #pokemon irl #pkmn irl

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carli-meows · 1 year

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I DONT KNOW IF I POSTED THIS RANT HERE BUT IM GONNA NOW

so i had a discussion about insane clown posse songs and how there are lyrics that dont always connect to the theme of the album and someone said that house of horrors doesnt have anything to do with The Great Milenko

WHICH IS IN ITSELF, BULLSHIT

house of horrors is a really good Milenko track as it also shows those who are NOT affected by his illusions

in the song there's this house of horrors where people go to be scared as you do

and in the first and second verse we are just shown that J and Shaggy just kinda bully and torment people who enter and try to freak them out

J tries to scare them by making weird sounds and threatens to mutilate them, and they just kinda leave the house of horrors unscathed

Shaggy is shown to be lounging in his pants drunk and playing video games, he roughs them up a bit, spits some doug e fresh type shit and then claims to be possesed, then they leave as he begs for them to stay

NOW HERES THE INTERESTING PART BITCHES FUCKIN IGNORE

the first 2 groups left pretty much unscathed

the third couple is where it goes down

immediately this couple comes in and the husband is SCARED

HE'S SCARED

the illusion WORKS ON HIM

THERE'S CHANTING

"RUN RUN HIDE HIDE"

THERE'S WICKED LAUGHTER

J goes on to rap about his homies as you do and says

"Jumpsteady, Nate the Mack- Lemme tell ya somethin'- With Billy Bill and Rudeboy? (What about em?) Nothin'! They're my boys, I just gotta give em props"

but then the biggest illusion happens before they kick the unconvinced lady out of the house

"And together we form-

THE CYCLOPS!"

they turn into a fuckin mythical creature before this fucker's eyes

holy FUCK

#insane clown posse #ICP #rant #ramblings #Juggalo #The Great Milenko #Great Milenko #psychopathic records #lyrics

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tinymonsterlover · 2 years

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Something's Amiss

Freddy x Reader, no pronouns, open letter, fluff

"Dear Y/N,

We both know I ain't good with words.

That's kinda obvious.

But I noticed you've been a little... Off... Today.

Not your usual self.

Something's wrong

First of all, I wanna say I'm sorry.

You've had a rough fucking day.

And I can't be there for you- Not like I want to.

Secondly, and I'm gonna try to get all sappy and shit-

You're awful resilient.

You just don't let nothing keep you down, do you?

After everything you went through before your head hit that pillow, and you still ran right up to me like nothin' was wrong.

I admire you, toots.

But I still know something's eatin' ya, and it ain't me.

Whatever's going on, babe, you know you can always tell ol' Freddy and he'll take care of it. I'm always here for you.

Don't matter if it's a power nap during your shift or if you're sound asleep in bed.

Say,

How about you and I go to that spot you like to dream about tonight?

You know, that one?

I'll pack a lunch, wear something nice, give you the while boyfriend treatment.

Take your mind off of shit for a while.

Anyway, I gotta get back to uh... Work.

I love you, toots. Really.

Take care of yourself and I'll see you soon.

With love,

Freddy.

P.S: I left you somethin' under the bed. Hope you like it."

#this is probably so ooc but listen #the harems having a shit night and freddy simply will not be having that #bacon bastard #my writing

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maximumcheese · 2 years

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Dance of the White Tiger - A Snow Flurry at Dawn 2

Rinne: Well then, let’s head out.

Tsukasa: (in a quiet voice) Aah!? What should we do, the door—

Koga: …It closed, huh. It’s all that Akehoshi idiot’s fault! What’re you gonna do about it, huh?

Subaru: Oh, the back of the truck is rattling and shaking. It's like the truck just started running.

Koga: Don’t be so carefree ‘bout this shit~!

…Ugyah!

Which one of you just touched my side? Was it Akehoshi?

Tsukasa: I’m sorry, it was me. It’s dark and I cannot see anything…Uwaah!?

Sorry for the repetition, I think I only pushed you over because of the vibrations…

Koga: Don’t worry ‘bout that. I just can’t move worth shit, you know?

Subaru: Gami-san, you okay? You need me to lend a hand?

Koga: Nah, stay where you are. It's dangerous to move in the dark.

Subaru: Okay. Gami-san’s so composed, so cool…☆

Tsukasa: (...It really is impressive how my seniors have composed themselves. I must learn from their example.)

(First, let's assess the situation…Hm. If it was locked from the outside, it cannot be opened from the inside.)

(Even if you can open it, it is dangerous to jump off a running truck.)

(...I see. I will call for help with my smartphone—)

(No, that’s troublesome. Who and how would I have to explain this to?)

(I wonder if they would even get the message if I say, "I got into a truck that was parked near the Seisou Hall and I need your help.")

(I only saw the luggage compartment, so I don't know the type of car or other features. Contacting them will only cause confusion.)

(No matter what I do, I’m stunned…)

(...No, it does not matter. Three idols missing at once is certainly an unprecedented pinch.)

(It's a small price to pay if only I have to suffer the shame. For the sake of my seniors, let me be humiliated.)

Subaru: Woah, there’s a light. …I see, you can just use your phone! Cathy’s a genius ♪

Set your phone to light mode and…Let’s check what’s in the box ☆

Tsukasa: Heh. After all this, you’re still concerned with what’s inside the luggage?

Subaru: That's right, that's why I snuck into the back of the truck. I gotta fulfill my purpose.

Come on, come on, Gami-san and Cathy, help me, too ☆

Koga: That guy really goes to the beat of his own drum, seriously…Well, sittin’ tight won’t change anythin’ so I’ll check it out, too.

Hm…It’s rough to the touch? These are—

Carrots, cabbage, corn, potatoes…These are all veggies, aren’t they?

Subaru: There’s lots of stuffed animals over here. Like a turtle, a shark.

Look, look. This seal looks like Ukkie…☆

Koga: Where, where…Haha, the dumb mug looks just like him!

This box is…Haahn? There’s weird carved wooden dolls all over the place. It's like I’m in a souvenir shop in the countryside.

Subaru: Are they all different? I'm starting to enjoy opening them ☆

Hey, hey, Cathy, what’re those like?

Tsukasa: I’m not sure. The packing in this is…Foodstuffs, I assume?

…Hiih!?

Koga: Hey, which one of ya’ screamed just now?

Subaru: It wasn’t me. Cathy, what’s up?

Tsukasa: This thick, black bag has something cold and squishy in it…!

Subaru: Squishy? Huh, it really does. Ahaha, that’s co~ol ♪

Tsukasa: How can you poke while laughing so innocently… Akehoshi-senpai, are you not bothered by it?

Subaru: Yeah, ‘cause it's in the bag. You should touch it too, Cathy ☆

Tsukasa: No, I…Um, I will go examine this other box!

Subaru: This is…A pistol? Huh, a real one?

Koga: Hah? Hey, lemme see.

Tsukasa: Here. Do you have an eye for discerning the authenticity of firearms, Oogami-senpai?

Koga: ‘Course I don’t. …But this is probably a fake. It’s kinda got a cheap design.

Tsukasa: I-I see. Thank goodness…No, this is not the time to be relieved, is it?

Why is Rinne Amagi-senpai carrying such a thing?

Koga: I dunno, don’t ask me.

Subaru: I'm curious about the powder in this bag… Gami-san, could you take a sniff?

Koga: Sniff sniff… Maybe it's because it's sealed airtight, but I can't smell shit.

Subaru: I see. If Gami-san can’t tell by the smell then~

Tsukasa: Oogami-senpai can distinguish things by their smells? He’s like a dog ♪

Koga: Who's a dog, you bastard! I'm a wolf…!

Tsukasa: I-I’m sorry. Just now you looked like a narcotics dog.

Koga: A drug dog… Drugs…

Hey, hey. This Amagi guy must be running a shady business on the side, don’tcha think?

Tsukasa: There’s no way, could it be? If it was around summer then…Akehoshi-senpai, what do you think?

Subaru: I dunno. But, I wonder if someone in a sketchy business would carry things like vegetables and stuffed animals.

Even if it's to hide the tools of the trade, there seems to be too many of them, don't you think?

Tsukasa: Yes, that’s right! Even more, if he were really a bad person, then as a member of Crazy:B, he wouldn’t be able to remain silent about it.

…Sneeze. I’m sorry, sneeze…

Subaru: It's cold in the back of the truck, isn't it? Gami-san, Cathy, let's stick together to keep our bodies warm!

Koga: Why me too…

Subaru: Because it's warmer like this. You don't want to catch a cold or something, do you? Come on, here-here ☆

Koga: Tch, guess I can’t help it…

How far’s this truck gonna go anyways? It’s a New Year’s misfortune already, huh…

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#enstars #ensemble stars #english translation #rinne amagi #subaru akehoshi #tsukasa suou #koga oogami #dance of the white tiger

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sunlightandsuffering · 1 year

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UUGGHHHHH Enemies AND Lovers is SO UNDERRATED!! Like they hate each other but they’re not blind and also they have crazy sexual tension so they fuck every now and again, it’s no big deal 🤷🏻‍♀️

Eren def facefucks her very aggressively, like not letting her up for air and holding her in place while she chokes just to see that angry little glare from her teary eyes when he finally does let her off. He’s gotta prove he’s still strong with only one arm ya know!!

And then eventually one of them gets seriously hurt or almost dies and then they realise “oh shit I actually care about them” and then shock realisation *I actually kinda love them*

YES TO FACEFUCKING!!! HE'S SO MEAN ABOUT IT! He's demeaning her the entire time ugh, telling her she can finally use her mouth for something good, and he's so rough, her scalp always hurts the next day bc he's so rough with her.

but omg one of them getting hurt and the other one's heart just stops knowing that they could never see the other one again and it's like well fuck me am i in love??

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h-harleybaby · 1 year

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Cartman x reader relationship hcs

Ngl this is like, a smidge based off my highschool shit

Btw this is aged up Cartman

HAS NSFW CONTENT

SFW

• You took Principles of human services in high school and now you’re just obsessed with sewing. Apparently you’re a natural? Cartman’s low key obsessed with it tho

• You’re wifey material according to him and his friends. You have no idea what that means but you’re happy about it tbh

• You’ve just become the mom friend who occasionally hangs out with Eric’s friends, you have this bag you carry around that has everything

• It has water, bandaids, snacks (ofc snacks for Cartman <3), chargers, pimple patches (lord knows Kenny needs it he probably has greasy hair that messes with his face), and all sorts of shit like that

• Although Cartmans friends make fun of how he acts around you/with you but they really like you and are super thankful you calm down Eric when he starts scheming and stuff

• You go along with most of his plans because you think it’s hilarious but sometimes you gotta be the person who has to calm him down

• Like when he killed Scott Tenorman’s parents and fed him his parents in chili over 16$. You’re the one who keeps his anger in check tbh

• HE REALLY LISTENS TO YOU THO- sometimes it doesn’t seem like it but he genuinely does

• Banter is definitely something that happens a lot in your relationship, he tries to not get too serious because he doesn’t wanna hurt you and he doesn’t want you to leave him. But sometimes he says insensitive things and you gotta correct him

• Loves when you call him all sorts of nicknames tho. He just internally melts when you call him those adorable nicknames

• He really likes to be called things like darling and sweetheart in private, loves the lovey dovey nicknames in private because he gets too embarrassed and feels like a pussy in public. Doesn’t really mind hun, babe, baby (that kinda stuff ya know) in public. Just as long as the guys can’t really make of it too much

• I swear to god you called him “snookums” one time and he deadass stared at you like “what the fuck did you call me 💀”

• He calls you a bunch of nicknames- like cookie, honey, my good luck charm (mainly for wrestler Cartman), definitely called you wifey once or twice as a joke, has called you Whore or his Whore multiple times and you can’t tell if it’s a joke anymore or not

• Mans cannot keep his hands to himself, he likes having his arms around your waist or holding your hand.

NSFW

• This isn’t really NSFW but kisses with him are somehow addicting???? He makes you wear flavored lip gloss and chapstick and stuff, not that you mind- you like the taste too. Y’all kiss a lot tho because like how he can’t keep his hands to himself, he can’t keep his lips to himself either 💀

• I can see him as a hard dom or a really cute sub <333 he’s probably a switch with a dom lean in all honesty

• Tbh he probably prefers receiving oral rather than giving, he’s a bit of a selfish lover. But he definitely likes giving too- if it makes you happy he’s willing to do it all the time if you ask, but I can also see him giving you oral because he enjoys it and he would do it for his own pleasure if he feels like it

• I dunno I see him as a rough guy, you’d probably be a bit sore after fucking, ya know?

• Definitely seems like a guy who at first was like “I don’t need any toys, I can please my girl perfectly fine right now”

• At some point he learned that was just fucking stupid and started using toys. It ✨awakened✨ something in him

• Now sometimes he likes torturing you with a couple vibrators and watching you squirm <3333

• He’s an entire brat, and to be a good brat tamer you gotta think like a brat. You see where I’m getting at????? He could definitely be a brat tamer, just make sure you don’t fuck with him too much

• (edit) HE’S NOT VANILLA ABORT MISSION HE IS NOT VANILLA I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING GOOD LORD

• Hear me out, he jerks off a lot- like A L O T

• His sex drive is just… Christ man

• He’s an angry guy, he probably jerks off a lot to relieve stress???? If you’re ok with it he might let out all his anger with some extra rough ✨fun time✨ but it’s only if you’re good with it

• He probably really likes quickies in a semi public place because he thinks it’s super hot and the thrill of almost getting caught just turns him on, ya know???

• In general, he’s kinda loud. There’s a lot of whimpers and whines when he’s on bottom and his cute face BAJSBSISBSJSBSJSBSHHS

• Otherwise, there’s quite a few grunts and moans and a bit of dirty talk sprinkled in there. Like “Who’s this pussy belong to?? Mhmm, it’s mine <333” I dunno something like that

I SLOWLY STARTED GIVING UP 💀

SBSJSBSKSBWJ

THERES PROBABLY A LOT OF TYPOS PLEASE IGNORE THEM I WRITE ON MY PHONE

#eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #south park headcanons #south park x reader

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