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artiemouse · 2 months

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hey guys y my pp sticking up???

i hate myself

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #tf is the actual ship name?#angel dust #husker hazbin hotel #my art sucks but imagine lucifer as one of those old biblical paintings #why didn’t they give him a nose in the show #that annoyed me the entire time #gay #homo #gay homo #haha gay loser #still a homo

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degenerateshinji · 3 months

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ugh finally i can play this character (bullshit under the cut)

#jk ive mained this loser since 2021 #xingqiuposting ig #xingqiu #genshin impact #genshin lantern rite #xingqiu genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #genshin fanart #fanart #my art #licks the screen #he finally fixed his hair #its crazy #anyways why is gaming gay haha hoyo/??? hoyo.#today's event quest went hard the xianyun found family goes crazy why is gaming queercoded huh #anyways xingqiu in the quest when im starved for xingyun content please please please

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napping-sapphic · 4 months

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Really sorry guys but I’m all out of forehead kisses today😔

All I’ve got instead is mentally cradling your face and resting our foreheads together and reminding you that you are good, that you deserve love and kindness, that you’re welcome here, that i care about you and i hope you’re doing okay

Yeah sorry idk if that makes up for it….sorry for the inconvenience….

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alohaasaloevera · 8 days

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“Keith, kiss me.”

Keith wants to punch Lance in the face. Both of them know he doesn’t have the courage to— especially when Lance looks so good basking in the sunlight, almost like he’s a star himself— so he settles for a small slap to the cheek.

Lance chuckles, wiping droplets of beer from his lips. “C’mon, baby, we both know you want it,” he takes another swig, this time from Keith’s bottle, “Will it help if I say that I want it too?”

Keith swallows the spit collecting in his mouth, watching Lance’s eyes slowly drift to his Adam’s apple. His knuckles go white from squeezing too hard and trying to keep his composure straight (as if he was ever straight in the first place) as beads of sweat are forming at his hairline and slowly dripping down his face— just like the beer on Lance’s lips— his cheeks start to get undeniably warm, and Keith will bet on his father’s gravestone plus 20 dollars that it’s not from the alcohol coursing through his veins.

This whole idea was stupid. Why is he even staring at Lance’s lips?

It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Well, nothing except the bet.

He can’t afford to lose the bet.

Keith is trapped in an internal conflict between himself and the not-so-appropriate thoughts that are ravaging his mind and (unfortunately) causing his body to react in not-so-normal ways, and the room is draped in a blanket of silence for a minute.

That minute-long streak of silence is broken when Lance promptly sits up, couch creaking beneath him, and looks Keith dead in the eyes without a single bit of hesitation.

“If you’re going to go ahead and be a coward,” he speaks, slurring half his words, “I’m gonna kiss you myself.”

Lance pushes him against the wall. Keith’s head is spinning and he’s not sure if he can take anymore of Lance as a whole ‘cause damn the things that he is doing to him: for the last thirty minutes, he has been following each and every one of Lance’s orders, only occasionally outright refusing to carry out a task; has been treating him nicely every single time it’s his turn to order him around; has listened to every single one of his ramblings; has fetched food for him every time he asked and so much more examples of uncharacteristically submissive behavior that Keith wonders if he has finally gone crazy.

His pondering is cut short when he realizes that he hasn’t gone crazy, it’s just that Lance is a persuasive fucking moron.

A moron that he wants to kiss.

He leaps forward and connects their lips.

15 seconds into the kiss, Keith registers the fact that he has lost the bet.

To be frank, he couldn’t give less shits about it. It never was a bet in the first place; just some stupid words that when in the order Lance had put them in, became something to rile both of them up to the point that they would end up making out.

They’re both so fucking stupid: Lance for even proposing the idea, and himself for blindly following along. Keith couldn’t be happier.

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c-e-i-s · 23 days

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I’m high LOL

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judadisyourjudaddy · 5 months

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funniest thing about flash sentry is that it seems like the writers found it so hard to include him because he was clearly always created just for the sake of twilight sparkle being relatable for having a crush on a boy in high school so he has a little bit of character but not enough for you to think he matters at all but hes still a character thats supposed to matter somewhat so its like hes always just there whenever you least expect it for no reason other than comic relief and then gone again in a flash (no pun intended) like literally every other background character has more personality than him his whole thing just kinda seemed to unintentionally become "haha look at this loser try to get into a relationship. haha, look at this guy,, hes uhmmm hes uhhh his GIRLFRIEND broke up with him!! haha,, get a load of this guy..." and no one cares its so funny

#and thats why i kin him idk #he should try dating a guy #(he will have no luck there either)#haha little loser queer #i bet he cries in a queer little corner like a little gay boy #waah waahh i cant have anyone #mlpeg #mlp #mlp fim #flash sentry

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lanshappycorner · 4 months

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u know what would be so funny to me. the six funeral wreaths witnessing byakuran excessively hitting on shoichi and shoichi Expertly Friendzoning him and then after the future arc is over and their past versions meet, byakuran continues to hit on shoichi and shoichi continues to Not Get It and the six funeral wreaths are like (from afar) holy shit how many time leaps will it take for shoichi irie to take a hint lmfao???😭😭

#i think it would just be the funniest thing if byakuran was a total loser when it comes to his big fat crush on shoichi #100: im interested in someone but im having trouble theyre kinda dense :(((#51: oh....thats actually really surprising considering its you. maybe you should be more direct ?#100: i love you shochan #51: oh idk where that came from but i love you too man. no homo #100: was that. was that REALLY necessary haha.....#51: wdym ? i just wanna make sure its not gay bc u know. u have a crush on someone so...#100: :D........ (deep breaths. barely keeping it together)

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bayerischephobic · 4 months

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me too chujin

Video from: Shayy

Mod from: Cibles

#chujin ketsukane #haha #imagine loving men what a loser #(im a gay man)

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massn3rder · 6 months

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unironically mad gear and missile kid might be my favourite mcr release. revenge is a very close second but yeah he drinks juice when he's killing... because it's FUCKING DELICIOUS

#my chemical romance #mcr #loser #emo gay loser #incredibly terrible take #but whatever #the world had to know #ted talks haha get it because im teddy

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unproduciblesmackdown · 6 months

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billions could only have a gay man, who was married, and died by the end of that season; only deal with taylor's upending of presumed cishettery by having everyone who's not terrible be automatically down without putting some crisis about it on them, as the better approach to trying to have people talk about it (true, certainly in this case); extent of its room for rian's latent nonbinariness being "never wearing skirts/dresses, always wearing makeup though"....all that is to say, even with neither of them allowed to be "truly" cishet, b/c that's the rewarded realm for superior people, billions could never do winstuk. but they could be kissing right now

#winston & tuk: cannot be cishet in a way that matters (billions means this as an insult. i mean it as a testimonial)#sure convincing that winston's own ideals are like ''wow im the straightest in the world'' after One alleged official dating experience #and Two crushes on nonbinary people. and being the One person who's a) supported tuk b) without telling him to Stop Being A Loser #the one way other characters can Elevate(tm) tuk more than winston: not Really support him; just tell him to Become worthier #while winston: does not do this #anyway nobody at all gets to be ''truly'' ''ideally'' cishet; just like other inventions re the Correctest body/mind's look & behavior #tbt yrs & yrs ago some random lady talking abt ''queering'' her marriage by having a cellphone or smthing like ma'am i agree nowadays fr #winston Cannot have a ''correct'' sexuality even if he's supposedly ''at least'' cishet with it #neither can tuk; next most loserest dumped no gf nerd! neither Unglasses'd; neither Thin; winston's autistic; tuk isn't white....#show goes ''well just look at & listen to him XD'' towards winston on occasion; usually doesn't ''overtly'' do this; doesn't re: tuk....#meanwhile the idea that well Non Hot(tm) people who have no place in ideals & fantasy of Correctness & what's most desired?#they can get with Each Other :) that doesn't threaten things haha don't know how wrong they are. or have accepted All They Deserve (less)#billions is so proximately capable of letting these two be Involved in this way lmao. but it also Isn't #can barely handle taylor & just avoids addressing as much outright as often; again: one gay man; neatly married; neatly deceased....#iconic total hc's: supplementary dynamics the ladies who are also friends they hooked up w/in 6x11 having a fourway abt it #no anxious negotiating of what must be done & must not be done to keep it all cishet ''enough'' lol. congrats to them all #winston billions #winstuk #was already thinking winston could be dating someone we don't know abt till billions tried to reassure us oh he hasn't Of Course lol right #same is true for tuk ofc but he gets the same treatment (ft. ben's utter mysteriousness re: Any mention of past dating history....)#riawin could've been great & was completely welcome; issue became how the abusiveness there would just also manifest re: sex / romance #totally won't find resonance / overlap b/w ableism & homophobia in how winston's sexuality is seen as mere sex drive that's also gross btw #tuk's really also framed the same way like Of Course You'd Be Rejected; and Any desires would become repulsively Too Much #b/c the superior parties have to want it for it to be correct! & they'd never want You! you're just completely wrong & outside of it all #winston talking at all? Too Much. he must be talked To; & that is so usually begrudging & nonideal #other ppl being horney like well of course. pretty epic really #like w/e winston's sucking & fucking & [Saluting] if he isn't dating at all. like good for him. he can make out w/tuk one way or another #''winston can go fuck himself'' (like one bg dialogue person straightup says) Okay. He Is. party for one? this too can be Sex

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lochnessmister · 2 years

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me watching the star guardian event knowing ezreal with either get no appearance at all and if he does it will have no expansion on his character that isnt covering up lightcannon from riot higher ups or a backhanded joke about him being “feminine”

#star guardians #star guardian #ezreal #star guardian ezreal #seriously where is he #did he die too?#man got like two paragraphs of attention in twin stars and none of it was not a joke #riot PLEASE expand on his character depth as an insecure lonely mess because the crumbs they drop are so good #but theyre just like haha look at this gay little twink! or "did you seriously want some interesting bisexual mlm rep? nope not here loser

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trollcafe · 2 years

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Riptid, I'm getting the feeling you may be a touch gay for Oce. How do you feel that's gonna work out for you?

"Ah....not well, probably!"

#ad libitum #ghost.ask #riptid speaks #haha fuckin gay ass loser.

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riddlekid · 11 months

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I love being gay so much.... Sorry! It's so much fun I love wanting to kiss men and fall in love with boys and like... Put my face in someone's chest and listen to their heart beat. Man... I should really get a boyfriend lol

#em-is #🧪#🧪🧩#🧩#men... i would say hmu but the last time i had an online relationship it ended with blocking so!#not doing that anymore haha #ow #GAY LOSER THOUGHTS

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sophiewilson · 1 year

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Average loser fan.

#battle for bfdi #bfb fanart #bfb loser #bfdi cake #haha funy #gay people

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sapsolais · 1 year

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i have,, thoughts

#one thing i will say after being back on tumblr for a bit is #the difference between tumblr and twitter is that there is the exact some garbage on both platforms but a lil different #on twt u have a bunch of those folks that loathe mspec lesbian/gay people and make callouts and harass people for using Wrong Flags tm n #garbage like that #n here i forget how. common it is to see Classic terfs #like #wow. y'all still exist??? DSKFJHDSKJHG #idk but i will say it's easier to handle here than on twt #bc here it's just like seeing a conservative you know. oh idiot alert ok block haha what a loser #it's just more Brain Hurty u know skdjfhfg like wow. y'all need help. get well soon. christ.#idk but seeing young queers fighting and belittling others for. being. queer. skjdfhg and fighting over who's right n why ur queer is Wrong #stuff it's just. sad #dfkgjh #but also extremely brainrotting like. god. why are you on the internet. please. sdfjghdk #it's just so sad like they sound. Exactly. the Same. n #yikes.#sap says

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geniusandordinary · 1 year

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scarlet violet really got me thinking about calem and elio again

#💗elio.txt #ah yes.. the underlying pokemon hyperfixation #please ignore the $100 dragonite plush and a bunch of other merch #sitting in my room #yeah. haha. (big loser alert)#its ok im autistic and i am free #anyways gay people #yeah?#theyre like everything to me

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