#hawks knows what's up

[maripolifan]

The *real* reason Endeavor hates being anywhere near All Might

#maripolifan #bnha #all might #endeavor #hawks #endmight #boku no hero academia #toshinori yagi #enji todoroki #keigo takami #hawks knows what's up #my art #...that i started half a year ago and finished only now #last week technically

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

#not vc sorry #bird #birds #aves #raptor #hawk #red shouldered hawk #i think. might be wrong on that id #accipitriformes #birds of prey #honestly a really cool guy so close up #I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big. #talons on this bird were huge. big scary. #I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives #it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down. #I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still. #it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird #if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

#incorrect lov #in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now???? #i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left #but seriously what the fuck is happening #i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS] #like WHAT #guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive #is hawks alive??? #hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted #im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going #it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight #only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll #good for them soulmates #dabihawks #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #all for one

[vaguely-concerned]

listen I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore but on this playthrough of DA2 I found myself once more entranced and heartbroken to see hawke reenact their relationship with their mother with the entire cursed city of kirkwall. you can never do enough for leandra, and you can never do enough for kirkwall. leandra is proud of you, and kirkwall uplifts its champion, but no matter how hard you try for them you can't fix everything there that's broken, no one could, and even the fact that anyone would feel the burning responsibility to take that task on is a huge warning sign on its own. leandra will easily allow you to sacrifice yourself on the altar of the family's continued well-being again and again, even when she'll beg you to spare the twins from the same thing. it's such a sad, painfully realistic thing because I truly don't think leandra meant to fuck up her kids, and yet she primed her oldest for an abusive toxic codependent relationship with an entire ongoing dumpster fire of a city state better than she ever could have if she had meant to.

I think what leandra actually, deep down wants from you is something you can never ever give her and that is cruel to ask of anyone, but especially your kid -- to bring her back to a time when she was happy. to reclaim when you were all happy, when nothing was broken that couldn't be fixed, before malcolm died, before you had to leave behind bethany or carver's broken body on the ground. to get her childhood back from where she left it and found it all gone and in ruins when she returned. 'this is all your fault'. this is the tragedy of parenthood sometimes I think, that capacity to define a life: she said that once, in a moment of profound pain, and she probably wouldn't have said it under other circumstances and she apologizes later, but now hawke has to live with that forever. leandra can't bear her own emotions without letting them spill over onto someone else so she won't have to hold the discomfort of them anymore, and hawke is left to shoulder that burden and responsibility again and again, handed the impossible task of making it all okay again, somehow -- of stopping anything bad from ever happening again in the Nr 1 Bad Things Constantly Happening capital of thedas.

and then at the same time there's the mirror of how varric's whole family wants orzammar back (and to him orzammar is just a ghost he's seen in their eyes -- there's something in his voice when he says 'That stupid plate was the whole city of Orzammar to him' that gets me every time, how much he understands that he doesn't understand and how lonely that makes him among them, and on top of it all he's frustrated and ashamed and sad that he just doesn't get it and can't meet them on it -- like it's a betrayal that he actually belongs up here, when varric wants so badly to be loyal), just as the hawkes want happiness back. (I don't think it's Lothering in itself that longing is for, it's for being together. Lothering was just the place they stayed the longest.) they're all in exile, even as they try to make a new home out of that exile.

(varric and hawke's real 🤝 quality across all personalities, affinities and choices is 'parentified child' lmao. so much of varric's character makes perfect sense once you know he grew up supporting a mother who was an emotionally volatile alcoholic, honestly. between varric, the hawkes, isabela, seb if you have him and merrill's whole Situation with marethari I feel like DA2 covertly is to mommy issues what ME2 is to daddy issues fjsdjfa)

basically I think I'm trying to pick apart exactly why the fact that leandra is clearly proud of hawke and tells them so several times doesn't feel like it helps at all, almost feels more like a cage even though it's clearly meant well? and what I'm getting is that it's because my sense of what hawke actually needs, in general but especially from a parent, isn't admiration or approval but to be loved and supported and understood. I don't believe leandra ever quite understands them, and it scares her because it makes her think she maybe never even understood malcolm. (that's the subtext of a lot of what leandra will say about him in legacy, at least. he's slipping away from her as the years pass after his death and she fears she never really had him in the first place, if he had secrets like these.) she consistently treats her oldest more like a partner or peer than as her child, which considering hawke is always described as being very similar to their father… I mean I totally see how that could be easy to slip into for her after he died especially, but it doesn't make it any less fucked up or unfair.

the real leandra in legacy is. she is SO absurdly self-centered, if you really pay attention. I don't want to keep dunking on her because I don't think she's like this on purpose, but it boggles my mind. if you do the quest in act 1 she gets so upset and overwhelmed that the kids just sort of sit there like :( at the end, which adds to the trend that through the game you constantly see hawke comforting leandra, and you pretty much never see leandra comforting hawke, beyond some light vaguely encouraging comments in passing. if you do legacy in act 2 while she's still alive hawke comes to her, tentatively asking if malcolm ever spoke to her about any of it -- clearly requesting some sort of emotional support or help to make sense of it. she then expresses her side of it, but never once does she say anything to the effect of 'hey that was a lot to go through, are you okay after all that?'.

instead she essentially hands them the responsibility of having a good life, to repay what malcolm did for all of them. and in theory that's not the worst takeaway I suppose, malcolm probably would want them all to be happy, but in the moment it only feels like more expectation heaped upon you somehow? especially since you don't really get to express anything about how it made you feel before she goes to the 'ah no use complaining' zone (after SHE got to express her grief at feeling like she's losing more and more of that old life, and hawke barely got to say anything fhsfalkjfs). in general she really doesn't do much like. parenting, does she haha. there is so much love there in that relationship, and yet so little comfort. Oh, those days. All of us, in that simple place. Well, that's neither here nor there, is it. This life, we have to make the best of it. And thanks to you, and him, I will. Oh well, mum, I'm uh. I'm glad you feel better after that, at least. Nice to be of service.

it's varric's ghost-leandra who actually acknowledges what a burden hawke has taken on, that shows an understanding of why they're doing it, acknowledges the loss they've been through and also reassures them in their sense of belonging that still can't be taken from them, despite it all -- The best of him is still with you. The best of all of us. It's what makes you try so hard. You'll always have that. We'll always be family. (you can't take 'loved' away, huh.) you get a bit more of a reconciliation/reconnection between hawke and their dad's memory by being reminded he got like this too, you know (implicitly you're not alone). varric through leandra is the one who tells them what they probably would have wanted and needed to hear from a parent right then -- It's going to be alright. that's what Hawke, The Champion means to everyone else, and for once they get to be the one to hear it. except only in a kind dream that never really happened. I. it. hmmmmmm. crushing. that is crushing. but also so incredibly tender from varric's side, and so moving to me that he's seen all this stuff and so desperately wants to give them that comfort. anyway DA2 is about love in some of the realest and thus messiest and most human ways I've ever seen and it makes my brain go wild it's my favorite game of all time goodnight

#I don't even know what I'm saying anymore folks please just. accept this. it makes no sense/compels me though etc. #dragon age meta #dragon age #dragon age 2 #hawke #leandra amell #honestly someone should do an analysis of the mother figures of DA2 because oh BOY something is up here #elthina and all her talk of the chantry as a 'gentle mother' very much included #as I believe terry pratchett once wrote: #That's Nature for you in a nutshell. Always dealing off the bottom of the pack. No wonder they called her a mother.

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[x-letsbreaksomerules-x]

now all he has to do is figure out how to leave

#fenhawke #hawke #fenris #dragon age #da2 #i love making little dragon age funnies when i dont know what to draw #im sure this has been done before but i needed to draw SOMETHING #it was a good warm up. i want to do some more fenris later too #and maybe i'll redraw some screenshots #i got some fantastic screenshots of the last straw and theres a few scenes i'd love to do color studies with

[xavier616]

"Or married person."

The More I See You || Episode Twenty-Two || Season Four

#hawkeye pierce #bj hunnicutt #hunnihawk #beejhawk #m*a*s*h #mash #fair warning I'm gonna be posting all three parts of this scene tonight like #it's a sporting event and not an over giffed scene from a decades old tv show because I love it #I know it's been talked about a lot but BJ isn't being mean here #Hawk is flighty and nervous because he thinks he's fucking up and he needs BJ to tell him what to do #and BJ can't do that he's not actually being judgemental #this is the total absence of judgement #like he wants Hawk to figure it out himself #john-irving gifs

[mightymizora]

The ship dynamic that will always make me absolutely wild beyond any other is:

“If only we had met earlier in life, in simpler times. But then again… would we love each other, if not for the paths we have taken?”

It destroys me every single damn time.

#it’s Gale wondering if he would have loved a deep gnome as a proud young wizard #it’s Blackwall looking at his love and wishing he hadn’t made the mistakes he had but knowing he wouldn’t love them with the same ferocity #it’s Fane thinking of his lost wife and child as he holds Hafren’s soft face in his hands #it’s Hawke wondering if she could be a part of the Qun if it meant being close to The Arishok #it’s Jaheira and Halsin wondering if they would have loved each other a hundred years before #it’s Solas wondering what Lavellan would have been like in the glory of his age #it’s whatever is going on in Hannigram all the time #it’s Shepard waking up Javik and feeling seen for the first time in her life and him feeling tenderness for the first time he’s allowed

[feelingpure]

Thinking about Tim and Hawk's lack of mouth-to-mouth intimacy so far.

I need Tim with a boyfriend who:

hugs him

kisses him

holds his hand

and makes him squirm too, but in a fully consenting way

#but i know the era and what wasn't really permitted in public for safety 🥺 #but tim spent more time with hawk's foot in his mouth rather than hawk's tongue #and it's probably a choice because of hawk's own fear of being intimate in that kind of way #but did you see tim's little drunk face when they're kissing in that scene at the bar #aaaahhhhh and he asks for more #i need him to be loved #he needs to feel things 😫 #fellow travelers #ramble in the tags #ft spoilers #1x01 #hawk x tim #tim x hawk #tim laughlin #hawkins fuller #also hawk made out with tim's armpit but not his face #things that keep me up at night #gay ships #lgbtq+

[deputy-buck]

Treat him like a God and he'll blind you like religion.

#me and the crew (my imaginary team) bricked up while making this frfr #bro im so down bad for tim tracing hawks scar like what??? if anyone ever treated my scars so reverently id actually fall in love (I'm aro- #tim laughlin #hawkins fuller #hawk x tim #fellow travelers #webweaving #buck builds #i don't know who's more stupid‚ queue or the hick

[daggerbeanart]

#dragon age #da2 #dragon age 2 #hawke #oc: gareth hawke #m!hawke #fenris #merrill #anders #fenhawke #da fanart #dragon age fanart #idk what to call this #I just wanted a collection of these #still don’t know what this is gonna be in the end but occasionally something will pop up in my head and I have to draw it

[featheredcritter]

I'm so tired of my goddamn hawk i can't stand her anymore holy shit

What the fuck is this. What do i even have to do now. Why are you killing me

#thoughts #my birds #what if you wanted to get your bird's weight right #but your hawk's favourite hobby is standing directly under heavy rain #who doesn't know. rain makes the bird heavier so the weight is gonna be all messed up #why is she doing this to meee #she is DRENCHED #joking tone for this btw. i love my hawk so so much she's my world

[fallen-gabrielle]

Everyone else:

OMG!! SHINRAN ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER A LOT! THEY’RE SO FREAKING CUTE!!!

KIDNICHI IN CANON GUYS!!

HAKUBA IS BACK!! IT’S BEEN 17 YEARS 😭😭😭

Me:

Hey, it’s the guy from the golden eye chapters! Only mentioned but I like MK mentions…

Also, Hakuba is still a loser for wearing a Sherlock Holmes cosplay on a crime scene

#detective conan #dcmk #detective conan 1119 #kaitou kid #hakuba saguru #And I don’t think Conan reacted to it yet? If not I’m curious to see his reaction to Hakuba’s cosplay. #idk man #it’s the only thing I care at the moment xD #conan was like ‘seriously??’ when he heard Hakuba’s pet hawk’s name #it’s watson if people forgot about it #hakuba is kinda cringe I’m sorry guys #shinichi is the biggest sherlock holmes fanboy ever but he never showed up in cosplay #what’s hakuba’s excuse ? 😂 #i know he’s half brit but come on #that’s way too much #i can hear all hakuba fans coming at me with pitchforks and torches

[tjerra14]

Hawk and Thrush, because it’s been too long

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #talanah khane padish #hfw photomode #listen you can't make this shit up #aloy in the second pic is just. #aloy looking at talanah in-game #someone programmed her idle animations in the vicinity of other characters #and just went 'you know what we need?' #'YEARNING' #and then dialled it up to 100 #i mean i get it aloy #i truly get it #might be an ikrie gal but like. i'm also not blind #aloy x talanah #hawk and thrush

[straight4joekeery]

Eddie: What? I'm not aggressive!

Steve: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Eddie: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Steve: That’s a snake.

~~~~~~~~~

Steve: State your name, rank, and intention.

Eddie: Eddie, Eddie, fun.

~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Steve: Eddie, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Steve: Neither.

Steve: Because it's twelve.

~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Steve: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

~~~~~~~~~~

Steve: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Eddie: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!

Steve: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: Hey there Vecna, It's me, ya boi.

Steve: Eddie, NO!

~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Steve: What- how?

Eddie: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!

Steve: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?

Eddie: Whatever caves first!

#RAHHH #I kinda forgot I had this in my drafts #wellllll Ik y’all don’t care cause this is not my fic butttt here’s an update on it: #um well. writers block. is happening. I’m not even that far. I wrote like two paragraphs today. progress ig #but in other news if I keep this up ill start a new fic #I have it all planned out (literally not even close to all of it) #I just got the main concept. which is what I said abt this one. SIGH #also if y’all didn’t see my post #pt two is on ao3 now #anywho #I love tv girl #and my wife (I don’t have a wife. if I ever reference my wife just know I am talking about Maya Hawke.) #anywayssss #steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect steddie

[eggsdrawings]

theyre sooo lameee

#bnha #mha #dabihawks #dabi #hawks #touya todoroki #keigo takami #hawks IS cold but he also knows exactly what he is up to. #and dabi DOES wish. #hes gonna singe off hawks’ facial hair for giggles #eggsdrawings