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sparkles-and-trash · 1 year
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Hawks after one (1) beer
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tikobithelich · 2 years
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Masterlist (Mobile Friendly)
(Hoping this works for people on mobile) His is the main Masterlist for my headcanons, feel free to like it but be warned to check it regularly as I will be updating it as new heacanons are released.
General Transformers:
Megatron with a Human!S/O  https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/680740736955809793/megatron-with-a-humanso
Hellsing:
Everyone as Gems from Steven Universe https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/683018448597663744/hellsing-as-gems-from-steven-universe
Mortal Kombay:
Ermac and Alcohol https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/722785921222754304/ermac-and-alcohol?source=share
My Hero Academia:
Keigo Takami/“Hawks” with a Hero S/O https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tikobithelich/693334063530016768?source=share
Keigo Takami/”Hawls” - “Feathers & Heartbeats” https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/699413718850846720/hello-how-are-you-i-would-like-to-ask-if-you?source=share
Tomoura Shigaraki Random Headcanons https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tikobithelich/693964995269197824?source=share
Dabi Random Headcanons https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/696477306118701056/random-dabi-headcanons?source=share
Transformers Beast Wars:
Random Dinobot Headcanons https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/704556705251540992/random-dinobot-headcanons?source=share
Transformers Animated:
Everyone in DnD (Dungeons and Dragons) https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/682386895417851904/transformers-animated-dnd-headcanons
Transformers Prime:
Everyone in DnD (Dungeons and Dragons) https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/680572179571671041/transformers-prime-dnd-headcanons
Everyone Reacting to a Hand/Princess Kiss https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/681647212139364352/tfp-reactions-to-the-handprincess-kiss
Fashionformers AU https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/681811352482938880/transformers-prime-fashionformers
Pokeformers AU https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/682113561254903808/transformers-prime-pokeformers
Everyone as Gems from Steven Universe https://tikobithelich.tumblr.com/post/685018566615007232/transformers-prime-as-gems
Pokemon:
Random Archie Headcanons https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/700963346984402944/random-archie-headcanons?source=share
Evil Team Leaders in DnD (Dungeons and Dragons) https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/697687426134654976/pokemon-team-leaders-in-dd?source=share
Random Cyrus Headcanons https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/703495620345872384/random-cyrus-headcanons?source=share
Random Maxie Headcanons https://www.tumblr.com/tikobithelich/703578015504941056/random-maxie-headcanons?source=share
Star Wars:
General Kylo Ren Fluff https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tikobithelich/687882416900161536?source=share
Random Darth Maul Headcanons https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tikobithelich/692235565075251200?source=share
Steven Universe:
Fusion through Song https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/tikobithelich/685454339538632704?source=share
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trashievibies · 4 years
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Didn’t nobody ask but
Fuckingsteponmemommy
I fucking love her 💞💓💓💓💞
I SIMP for her
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brunokennel · 7 years
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urfavfandomles · 4 years
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ha, you thought it was over
more valdemar headcanons!! vaguely nsfw
they're cold when they first enter a relationship
like you asked them if they wanted to be with you and all they did was say "ok" and you were just like ????? and assumed it meant yes
so you of course being an adorable person make tons and tons of effort for them
going to spend time with them whenever possible
leaving them love letters
telling them medical facts from a book you started to read when you were interested in them
you're kinda...upset that they don't seem to appreciate your gestures, never really saying anything, and just patting your head like you were a child
you wanted them to find you sexy and amazing, dammit!
so one day you decide to dress up
and you put on the outfit that shows the most amount of skin and accentuates your figure
you put on a little makeup to make your eyes stand out and plumpen your lips to make them look irresitable
you were going to get them!!!!!!!!
so you visit them in their office, entering when they respond
they don't even look up from the document they were looking over
you brush this off "hi, valdemar! how are you doing today? i brought you some lunch...!" you had put great efforts into your appearance and all you wanted was for them to look up just once
and they finally tear those red eyes you loved so much away from the paper and stare at you, their eyes scanning your body
you shiver in anticipation for what they have to say, biting your lip
"you can put the meal on the end of my desk." is all they end up saying, before turning back to the paper littering their desk
"w-what?" you stutter
"i said, you may leave the meal that i likely won't eat at the end of my desk, and then you are dismissed."
you stare at them in shock
sure, they remained blunt throughout the entire time you had known them, but they had never used such a scathing voice on you before, or dismissed you
you feel anger boil within you, and your eyes prick with tears. you were an idiot for thinking they'd notice you just because you wore something nice. you were an idiot to think they were interested in you at all. it's obvious they were with you for some sick, twisted reason—perhaps they felt pity for a human approaching them, or they wanted to make you fall deeper and deeper in love with them only to break your heart later
you place the meal soundless on the edge of the desk, but can't help but let the words slip from your tongue.
"fine. if you're dismissing me, then i'll consider this as you saying you're done with me. goodbye, Doctor."
you close the door behind you, not waiting for a reply, though you doubt you would have gotten one
you feel a sudden wave of sadness in your veins.
it was over.
you're walking through the halls of palace, about to head back to your home, when you're suddenly pressed against by the wall. you gasp in shock.
"well, well, what a pretty thing you are," purrs a man dressed in servant robes, his nasally voice ringing in your ears. "presenting yourself for me. why don't you do that, hm? present yourself for me. get ready for what you're about to take."
he's feeling you up and you gasp in horror, trying to fight back
he was taller and heavier than you.
"leave me alone!" you let out a strangled shout.
"shut the fuck up, you fucking whore," he snaps, and you hear the smack of skin against skin before you feel the pain on the side of your face
it was boiling warm, and you knew the skin was irritated and red
you let out a cry when the pain registers, your hands reaching up cradle the side of your face. you feel wetness of blood on your palm, and knew you were bleeding
fear fills you
you were alone in the corridor and there was a high chance this was going to end badly
"now, fucking present yourself for me unless you want me to beat the shit out of. and hurry, i want to feel your whore cunt around me."
you're about to scream at him when he shoves his hand against your mouth, effectively shutting you up. you shout under the weight of his hand, struggling.
he rips your top away from your body with his other hand, and you're horrified as you feel his hand fondling you
tears are streaming down your face and just as his hands slip under your skirt, the weight of him suddenly vanishes
you see a flask of white and black and then you hear a screech enter the hallway
valdemar had the man pinned to the floor with their foot alone, their face more livid than you'd ever seen it
you would have pissed yourself if it had been directed at you. you watch as they effectively slams their foot against various parts of his body, the sickening crunch of bones breaking loud in the hallway that suddenly seemed so quiet
"i'll fucking rip you to shreds," sneers valdemar, never once stopping their tormet on the man's body. "i'm going to break every bone in your body for touching a hair on their head."
they slam their foot against the man's face
the man is howling in pain, and valdemar lets out a humorless laugh.
"that's my mate," they hiss. "do you understand? MINE. i don't like it when people touch my mate with their filthy hands. so im going to cut yours off." their voice is ice cold.
you're horrified at their words
they were truly going to kill this man.
"fucking WHORE," the man screams, "they're a goddamn WHORE and they were asking for it—"
valdemar suddenly stops where they stand. the man's face is blood.
"asking for it," they repeat as though it was the first time they had ever heard such a phrase. their lips curl. "i'm going to gouge out your eyes for staring at them. i'm going to see your lips shut and cut off your ears. i'm going to," they hawl the man up by his collar so they're face to face, "destroy you and everything you love for saying those words to my beloved."
the man is trembling and valdemar turns to you suddenly, taking in your state. you cross your arms across your chest self consciously. their mad genius eyes zero in on the cut on your cheek, and their red eyes gleam in the light of the corridor.
"you touched them," they said softly to the man. "you cut my swan on their delicate face. you're going to regret doing such a sin."
several footsteps fill the hallways and you whirl around to see the other courtiers and palace guards and nadia herself approaching the three of you. valdemar lets the man go from their grasp, causing the man to fall back to the floor below them. never once do they take their eyes off his face.
"oh dear, what is going on?" volta says nervously.
"yes, pray tell what is going on, Quaestor?" asks Nadia, her calculating gaze taking in your state of dress, the expression on the man's face and valdemar's cold gaze.
"this disgusting creature dared to harm my mate, that's what happened," they spoke calmly as if they had not just threatened to end the man's life.
vlastomil claps his hands, "oh, goodness, should we prepare a trial?"
"no, this worthless excuse for a human does not deserve any mercy for daring to hurt MY swan." valdemar pauses. "i'd personally like to end their life."
nadia looks conflicted, "quaestor, i understand your anger but i believe it would be better fitted if he was locked up."
valdemar smiles in a totally unpleasant and quite frankly terrifying way, "i don't think you heard what i said, Countess. this man dared to lay a hand on my beloved—"
they're cut off when you tug at the sleeve of their medical robe. they immediately pause as you stare up at them.
"please just allow him to go to a prison cell," your voice trembles but you remain firm. "please. for me. i just want this man locked up so he doesn't do this to anyone else." they stare down at you, and you bring yourself to touch their face, something you had never done before, touching their cheek gently and tracing their cheekbone.
to your surprise, they lean into your touch, leaning down for your comfort. you manage a shaky smile at the action. their eyes trace every inch of your face.
finally, they pull back, but grasp your hand in their gloved one.
they turn back to the crowd. "fine," they agree. "let this man rot away for the rest of his life. for now, i must attend to (y/n)."
they pick you up, causing you to let out a surprised yelp, your front pressed against theirs, your legs wrapped around their waist. they support your back and have you tucked under their chin as they quietly and swiftly leave the scene.
they're taking you through a part of the palace you haven't been through, and they open a door to the right and step in.
it was a bedroom that looked untouched, everything in place.
they place you on the bed, and you stare up at them. "i'm sorry, valdemar, for getting into trouble, but i didn't mean for that to happen! i know i said i was done but the truth is i'm in love with you. i can't sleep, i can't eat, i can't do anything but think about you. i love you. i just, love you. and i—"
your words are cut off by a cold pair of lips pressed against your own.
you gasp in surprise and valdemar takes this chance to snake their tongue into your mouth. the feeling of their tongue gliding against yourself makes you moan deeply, and their gloved hands slide down from your face, tracing their way down your body until they rest at your waist, where they rested.
you buck your hips at how hungrily they kiss you, feeling a deep need collect in the pit of your stomach.
you hear a noise in response, somewhere between a growl and purr, and valdemar pins your body back against the bed, their lean frame pressing you against the mattress. you gasp at the action, only for your lips to caught between their again.
they kiss you over and over, until you can't breathe and have to pull back, gasping, lips bruised and cheeks flushed.
they stare down at you hungrily, like they wanted to positively devour you. you shiver, and then remember your hardened nipples were on display for them to see. you bite down on your lip and try to look everywhere but at them. however, their eyes narrow when they notice this action and cup your face in their cool hands.
"you are mine," they say, their voice as calm as ever. they don't sound breathless at all like they had just been kissing the living daylights out of you. "and if anybody tries to take you from me or harm you in any way," their voice deepens into a demonic growl, "i'll kill them."
you can't help but shiver at their words, partly in fear and partly in pleasure.
"but i thought you didn't want me," you say quietly, remembering your interaction today.
they scoff. "want you? how could i not?" their eyes greedily drink in the sight of you sprawled out in front of them, like a tiger would look at an antelope they just caught. "when you came into my office, so sweet, smelling like you did— desperate, needing me alone—i had to send you away. unless you had wanted me to slice your clothes of your body then and there and have my way with you."
heat floods your body and you buck your hips against their body again, twisting to get closer to them.
they smile, their razor sharp teeth on display. "little swan, if you don't stop, i'll ravish you."
"maybe i want you to," you say breathlessly. their red eyes darken at your words and they catch your lips in theirs.
to say you got ravished that night was an understatement.
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denkilightning · 4 years
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It's pretty late for me (only an hour away from Kami's birthday in my time!) But I need to share this thought as it won't leave me alone. Ik you said that Kami's only Hawls merch is the mug, but J can't stop thinking of him having a little Hawks plushie!!! It's a little worn and one of the first models, but it always sits on Kaminari's dresser. Smiling like it wasn't years old and it's coloring was kinda fading,,, maybe on a particularly bad day he'll just hold the plush and cry himself to sleep
I mean, hawks’s been officially in the game for only four years, and to get popular enough to get merch it would take him a little bit so his first merch would be max. like three years old, but it is very probable that he has like the first hawks merch things to exist.
and headcanon (I mean canon its my au lol) that denki has one piece of hawks merch per place so there's one for saitama house, hawks agency, hpsc quarters (like where they trained their whole lives ykno) keigo’s apartment and ua dorms!!
but yeah!! lovely idea
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dalishious · 6 years
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Do you think some Love Interests would - instead of grieving or seeking revenge - actually try to get Alistair or Hawle out of the Fade, possibly succeeding? (Somehow I headcanon sweet Merrill going for Marian, while the Fade is shaking...)
If Hawke actually could have survived, I can totally see Merrill going after them. But like, we see them die...
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