#he needs to be less gorgeous

[jessieren]

Tuesdays are such good eye candy....

Happy Tux day everyone :)

I wonder if he realises how much I lose my shit every time I see him in a tux

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #tux tuesdays #fuck he's gorgeous #and even more gorgeous in a tux #i genuinely lose my shit over him #whhhyyyyyyy #well I know why #kind of... #but still whhhyyyyy #he needs to be less gorgeous #I don't feel he's taking that instruction well #perhaps we can add a tux clause #to the various other clauses we already have #for his future projects #he could alternate between boiler suit of lust tux and naked #I mean I'm happy with any of them... #and all of them... #where's our legal advisor #I've lost the plot entirely #not that I had much plot left to lose #if I'm totally honest #my tags are writing themselves again #sorry... not sorry #hot damn evans

[theswedishpajas]

The man truly can’t take a genuine compliment 🙄

#my art stuff #digital art #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #this is part of a series I like to call “I’m never settling on a singular detailed artstyle” #I have no consistency in drawing realistic people/characters other than my shapy cartoon style #but I truly don’t get enough opportunity to properly shade anything with art in that style-!!! it always looks weird to me-!!!!! #I think some rude lil worm in my brain is wriggling around telling me it’s a futile attempt at still doing realism #cus I’m one of those “gifted” artists that grew up promising his parents he’ll end up among the big names or whatever #constantly training to become better at art but with realism oil paintings as the goal #you know how it is 😔 #I wanna shade my lil funky designs but they never feel good enough to really put energy into or whatever so I compromise with stuff - #- like this where I try to draw characters more accurately while still stylizing them and shading them however I feel like it #which is great and all but I should really learn to give my more relaxed and less perfectionist art a chance #I deserve to enjoy the process and the result without working myself dead #it’s so much easier and rewarding to copy cartoon styles - stylizing realism makes me too anxious of doing it “wrong” #at least cartoon styles give me a goal to reach or a reference to strive towards #man I really should just cut myself some slack altogether #either way - this man is a flustered mess and he’s embarrassed about being called adorable in public or something #being teased in an affectionate way about his sweeter side and stuff #don’t ask why he’s shirtless - anatomy is just a lot more fun for me to draw sometimes #tasteful nudity and all that is extremely gorgeous to me #i need to practice anatomy more cus I just kinda did some shit and went with it this time with a BIT of consideration for muscle structure

[mcdannowave]

#h50 8x18 #alex o'loughlin #hawaii five 0 #steve mcgarrett #director alex #h50 bts #ahhh.Look at this gorgeous gorgeous man right there.So beautiful.and working in the morning w/o having to do stunts #and with something that he loved (the Directing gig).Happy when I read at the time that he rly enjoyed the experience #(notes: those huge hands sir...just....yeah...) #Also. gotta comment.These days he may be hairier(and way white on the whole head xD). less bulky from not needing to show off to camera #but still...This man is f- hotter than the sun #And that smile is still there #Love this man and his beautiful good heart #When he get the chance.his directing focus on working the characters like a pro (being actor for so long.i bet he knows the ropes) #and also when he gets the chance to write.He even includes LGBTQ+ into the script.(And not for cheap jokes like some known greedy bithc..) #Blessed be Meaghan for being our intel inside the show. So many great moments off-cam caught bc of her wonderful work #(and her friendship w/ Al & Scott was (and still is) a delight to presence. Thank you Meaghan) #mine #Ele pode mudar um pouco com a idade. mas nunca deixa de ser aquele homem atraente de bom coração por quem me apaixonei

[beanghostprincess]

Do you think Ace would put photos of him holding Luffy like a lasso on his tinder profile

Yes. And I also think Ace would put photos of him doing the stupidest things on his Tinder profile. And also lots of nudes and gym bro style types of pictures. He's a fucking loser. I don't even like men and I don't even use Tinder but if I ever saw him there I would instantly think he's a fucking idiot. Which he is. Wouldn't date him even if I liked men (basing this on his Tinder profile only). He's obsessed with making thirst traps and looking hot and somehow it works for him because he has the biggest transmasc and older brother rizz ever. That doesn't make him any less of an idiot though.

#i think sabo would have the best tinder profile but he doesn't even need it anyway #but also i think sabo is too picky to be on tinder #like his first questions would be about politics #sabo on his first date: aw you look gorgeous. also. what are your views on slavery and do you think the monarchy should be abolished #but then again why would he need a tinder profile he already has a girlfriend thank you #ace on the other hand is just there to fuck people so #and he's extremely hot so he'd have the best time of his life there #that doesn't make him any less of a loser though #one piece #portgas d. ace #asl brothers

[avnasace]

i still cannot get over how long hua chengs hair is, like??? bro i want to braid that shit

#no idea why im hyperfixating on that specific detail but here we are lmao #its just so like...fluffy??? idk #i need to braid it #also hes beautiful i thought a week would make me less enamoured with this man but nope #he still gorgeous #this is not xie lian erasure he is also ethereally beautiful #but i had 12 episodes to simp over his beautiful hair and face #its hua chengs turn to be admired now #his outfit is so aesthetic bro #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #also im missing my mu qing content :( #but shi qingxuan is More than good enough to make up for the lack of mu qing #i love them #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf #ace rambles

[negativecity]

new oc concept...hello

#lisa the painful oc #oh btw their design is so subject to change in the future #i dont even have a name for him yet theyre just kinda a guy in my brain #sorry ik hes too pretty for olathe #i wanted to make a gorgeous yet grungy lookng man with long greasy hair.. #one of the things he likes abt it being the apocalypse is getting to dress in weird post apocalyptic garb ok #im still tryna learn how to draw ''manlier'' body types so forgive me he looks less waifish in my brain #im so used to only drawing curvy figures i need to practice diff body types #oc art #my art #original character #oc design #character art #artists on tumblr #artblr #lisa rpg #small artist #lisa oc

[arklay]

MR. & MRS. WESKER 🤍

i was able to commission the lovely @rcehb-art on twitter for this piece of diana and wesker during their strange after-the-fact reception for their very private wedding. i am just so in love with this and how it turned out, and i can't thank rc enough !! she is so kind and amazing to work with and i can't recommend her enough if you're looking to commission artwork ♡

#commissions. #oc: diana #pair: ewskers #or should i say drs. albert & diana wesker 🖤 #i literally haven't stopped staring at this since receiving the final product !! & just the whole process was so much fun & i loved seeing #it all come together 🥺 i'm just aaaaaa i adore this sm !!! also okay i think i have talked about this on here before but these two didn't #actually have like a ''wedding'' but they eloped then a bit after that alex & the birkins found out they had gotten married without telling #anyone (they knew they were engaged but yeah there were no wedding talks so to speak) so then they sort of pushed them to have some sort of #reception at least & celebrate things kinda...like they thought he would've made a big deal out of things but these two aren't all that #fussed with the idea of weddings or marriage in general (there's a lot of lore here i swear. especially on diana's part like some of you #know) so they were very private about it all !! but yes here you can see them gossiping & talking shit about umbrella employees 🤭 #also this goes without saying but pls don't use or touch this at all as it's a commission & diana is my oc !! i didn't think i would need to #say that but precautions now after things that have happened on here & unfortunately made me less active...diana is very very special to me #so yeah :] and ofc never repost art that isn't yours !! that being said please go & support rc !!! she's amazing & all of her art is so so #gorgeous & she's just the absolute sweetest & a beloved mutual of mine 🤍🤍

[blechannoyed]

I think we get the summer. (I hope we get the summer?) And with it some lightness before ending the flashback and jumping to adult angst.

We know Jian Yi doesn't disappear until high school:

We know Mo had his piercing from He Tian when they see each other at future Christmas:

I know technically we're assuming it came from He Tian after Mo asked him but, hey, it fits the story we know and the characters themselves. Sooooo.... When does the piercing happening?

He Tian doesn't want to do it while Mo's still injured and now He Tian has an injured hand - needs to be some healing time.

There are these pictures at future Christmas as well:

The first one could be before this current drama for sure - though I think it's likely the same timeframe if not day as the second one - the second one is definitely after some time has passed. Currently, Mo's barely had the guitar a week, max two. And He Tian isn't in the picture but I bet he took it, because looking at the first one again, he's leaning in at an awkward angle - like some one jumping in quickly to pose and beat the timer.

We also have some fun vacation photos where they look young:

I know these are extra art but Old Xian has consistently shown they are either canon or hint/references to stories to come.

Speaking of - based solely on them looking that tad bit younger, Mo's lack of multiple earrings, and the general vibes of more casual, innocent dates - I think these may be from the (hopefully) summer as well:

I also kinda think in these two they look young as well:

And while I struggle with the idea of portraying them intimate as teens - we were all young horny idiots once and He Tian did friggen show up with condoms as a Christmas gift to only a small reaction.

So yah. I think we get the summer of the foursome before our hearts (and theirs) are broken. Or maybe I'm trying to manifest ...

#19 days #he tian #jian yi #mo guan shan #zhan zheng xi #old xian #gorgeous writing #also makes sense because I think Mr. Jian is going to be less willing to leave Jian Yi with his mom once the He brothers are gone #manifesting happiness #and teenage shenanigans #they all need a rest #and time to heal

[cuteniaarts]

Behold, my latest and most enamouring new obsession:

Malina, Lady of the Chief of the Northern Water Tribe. As if Red Lotus child OCs weren’t niche enough

#my art #artists on tumblr #the legend of korra #lok malina #still feel like that’s too vague of a tag but I can’t come up with anything better for now #and yeah. she has completely stolen by heart and I don’t know how to feel about that #don’t think I ever was this attracted to my own art before #to be fair the design isn’t mine. it’s very heavily based on something nina drew back in 2021 #because I did not have the energy or creativity to come up with my own thing #but the art is all mine and I genuinely adore it. super proud of myself which is a rare occurrence #anyways. kat and I spent three days digging this niche lower and lower and now have a he #*hell of a lot of lore about this basically nonexistent character #for lore about a lady from the North Pole a lot of it is rather hot… to the point my cheeks are burning non stop #I would say I’d let her do anything she wants to me but in my very specific aroace-adjacent case it’s more like #I’d let her tell me to do anything she wants to her #if that makes any sense and I have not completely lost my goddamn mind yet #okay. enough yapping. back to the art itself #lazy background because I suck at those and am not currently attempting to learn them. I’ll probably do that over the summer #about time anyway. my characters have been placed against an off-white background for far. far too long #this is the first piece in just over a year that isn’t tagged with sotrl. which is kinda weird tbh #I’ve been drawing my OCs almost exclusively for nearly 5 years so it is genuinely surprise I’m branching out #*surprising #less branching out and more diving from one hole into another but y’know #anyway. in my personal and very correct opinion she turned out absolutely gorgeous #her servants are way too lucky and unalaq is way too much of an idiot. no offence to vaatu but he could never beat out this #and I also have Kat’s personal and very correct opinion to back up my own. two against the void. once again we’re winning #I wanna draw her a lot more bc she has completely possessed my brain. I just wish character interactions were easier to draw 😭 #I’ll figure it out. just need to fight my visualisation issues for a proper idea. brb #okay I’m almost at the tag limit so. in summary: #she 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

[pegging-satan]

Self care is watching s2e13 again and again and again and again and again and again and

#man a whole episode dedicated to Kunikida? I cant say no! #look at him! what a gorgeous gorgeous beautiful man #just everything about it- the way he just. IS. ooooooh boy #and the way he deals with the current crisis he dear with it and looked damn beautiful doing it. #brah when he held aya when the bomb detonated????????????????? sexiest thing a man can ever do frfr #literally who is the sexiest character in bsd and why is it kunikida #bro I am such a SIMP for that man like legit he is everything to me #Kunikida backstory when I need to know everything about him  #president in waiting Kunikida YASS its so bittersweet because I don’t want to see the other love of my life go :( #man I just hope fukuzawa retires instead of yk being killed or whatever #idk does he die? idk. I don’t want him to tho. all I’m saying is he can pass on the flame without dying like there are less violent ways to #hand over leadership is what I’m saying A N Y W A Y S I’m just happy for my man #bungou stray dogs #bsd kunikida

[oopsiespooks]

everyone say hello to my first fodder fail, fio q_q

sniping fodder on the ah is both a blessing and a curse becuase sometimes they're too pretty to let go

#flight rising #fr pearlcatcher #spooks' dragons #sigh i was so TORN i was like mm he's pretty but do i need to suffer less space..... #and then i thought he looked like a flower and i cried bcs he's such a gorgeous fella #also rune carry i love it here. chartreuse underrated !!!!!!!!!

[neomanateefromexiletribe]

started writing a radioheads fic (post-game, established relationship) and I was thinking about what dylan and ryan looked like

and at first I just thought of their game looks and that was it

then I stumbled upon pics of justice smith and miles robbins with bleached hair and my brain went "oh"

#the quarry #dylan lenivy #ryan erzahler #radioheads #in the fic ryan visits dylan #it's like their monthly week-end date and I realized #what if they both decided to have a haircut change but decided to keep it a secret from each other #that way it's a surprise #and dylan opens the door and sees his bf ryan looking gorgeous with his bleached hair and he's speech less #meanwhile picture dylan with an undercut and also bleached hair #anyway this is very silly but I cannot move on from them #headcanons #sort of #just needed to ramble here bc hhhhh I see so much quality content

[earlyspringtranscendence]

the new interview w the vampire is mediocre in so many ways and i have many thoughts on the relationship btw l/l but also . when lestat enters his rockstar era i cant wait to see that done by sam reid

#i also love how they got the most beautiful men alive on this show and then mr reid all due respect who is simply blond #like i mean obviously id fuck him and i think hes very handsome still #but like. he's less hollywood level handsome than th others #assad zaman is fucking insanely gorgeous it isnt even funny like. all of them look dull compared to him so yk #i also desperately need to reread the books cause ive only read the first one in full #and it was like. audiobook and it was narrated in this rly boring way so #anyway. they need to up the hannibal factor a little

[queer-apocalypse]

Thinking about how much softer Ozai's voice is in the Italian dub....... baby

#🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻 #like it's still unmistakably villainous like hamill's but #less baritone #more melodious #idk #only in book 3 tho #before that he has a much deeper va #it's like once they saw his face they were like #nah he's too gorgeous he needs a prettier voice

[starkeyisthelastname]

stepbro!rafe tricking you (being innocent) that he needs help but actually you cockwarm him and you ask him why you feel so weird on your privatparts and he just talks with you through it until he just cums inside you cause he couldn’t take it anymore

Hehe. 🤭

“Lock the door behind you.” Rafe’s voice said quietly as you patted into the bedroom.

You wondered why your step-brother wanted the door locked to watch a movie, but didn’t say anything as he always told you he knew best. Kicking off your furry slippers, you happily climbed into the bed where he was waiting.

“What movie are we watching Rafey?” You asked cutely, voice soft as you snuggled next to him. Your heavy tits pressed against his bicep as you looked up at him with curious eyes.

The ache ran straight to his cock as he glanced down at you. You were the fucking prettiest thing with your long eyelashes, full lips and gorgeous little body. He absolutely had to have you and he knew you would do anything to make him happy.

“Whatever you want sweetness.” He told you.

Your eyes widened at this as Rafe hardly ever let you pick. You eagerly grabbed the remote and began shuffling through one streaming app to another, not realizing your step-brother was getting a little impatient. The way you were wiggling around as you babbled on about how you couldn’t decide was making Rafe’s cock swell. Your tits bouncing with each little movement you made, nearly spilling out of the tiny silk tank top you wore.

Grabbing your hips, he sat you down in his lap to be still, not caring about the kitten like whine that left your mouth. “Sit still and pick the fucking movie. Yeah?” He said roughly.

You nodded with a bratty frown, as you finally picked the Cinderella Story. You snuggled your back further into Rafe’s chest, your ass resting snugly between his spread legs. He reached over to turn the lamp off, making the room dark except from the girly movie playing. Your eyes engrossed into the shit that he could care less about, as he leaned back against the pillows.

Half way through the movie, you didn’t even realize the large tip of your step-brother’s cock was poking at your entrance. You had been so focused on the screen that Rafe’s hands pulling your shorts aside hasn’t even crossed your mind.

“Rafey what are you-..” Your voice turning into a whimper as he pushed his cock into your warm cunt.

“Hush and watch your movie. You are gonna help me. Okay? You love helping your big bro don’t you?” He whispered in your ear.

He was right. You did love helping him. So you sat there and took it like a good step-sister. You tried your best to turn your attention back to the movie, all while your princess parts felt so full. Rafe had you right where he wanted. Tight little cunt fluttering around his fat length as he held you still, warming his cock in the process. He couldn’t help but let out a small groan as he had never felt anything so incredible.

“Rafey-why do you feel so weird?” Your voice shaky as you unknowingly soaked his cock.

“Shhh- sweetness. You just sit on my cock like a good girl.” The older boy told you, hands coming down to hold your waist firmly. He was embarrassed to say how close he was to bursting inside of you, your pussy squeezing his dick in vice grip.

Little moans and whimpers left between your lips as the weird sensation just kept getting more intense. You knew somewhere in your mind that this was wrong but your step-brother knew best didn’t he? You were helping him after all.

“Shit.. sweet girl keep squeezing me like that.” Rafe grunted, each time your cunt clenched around him when he would move even slightly. The pride he was losing at the edge of already cumming inside of you, made him want squeeze your throat in frustration. How dare his step-sister have such an incredible pussy that made him want bust his load?

He couldn’t hold back anymore, his hand instinctively coming to your throat to grab. You squeaked out his name, your smaller hand coming to rest on his as the warmth of something gooey shot up inside you.

“Such a good little slut..” Rafe barely whispered. “I mean helper. Such a good little helper.”

#rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron smut #rafe cameron blurb #rafe cameron prompt #drew starkey #drew starkey smut #drew starkey x reader #obx smut #obx #stepbro!rafe

[evergone]

Hypocrite

Theodore Nott x Reader

Warnings: 18+ content (sex), swearing

Description: The reader is embarrassed by the hickies Theo left on her, but she's not one to speak.

Merlin, you were pissed. Or, maybe — maybe you were embarrassed. Afterall, there were purple and yellow bruises all over your breasts and along your collarbone and up the sides and back of your neck. Despite your best efforts, your makeup hadn’t covered them all, and the collar of your blouse kept smearing the foundation and exposing more of them to the entire student body. A student body who couldn’t stop talking about you.

“Trip down the stairs did you, Y/n?” Pansy teased.

“Our very own Slytherin slut,” Daphne laughed fondly.

“By the name of Salazar,” Blaise breathed heavily at the sight of them.

You could only sigh in frustration, your head in your palms, “Guys, stop, please. Everyone and their mothers are giving me shit about it, you don’t need to join in.”

You weren’t lying. In Defense Against the Dark Arts, Snape had practically burnt a hole through your neck, and then, in Transfiguration, McGonagall had quietly asked if you needed to step out to touch up your makeup. The worst, however, was Potions with Slughorn. His opinion of you since the beginning of the year had been purely positive since your family were fairly wealthy and you achieved some of the highest grades in his class. When he saw the hickeys all over you, though, his bulbous nose had turned up in disgust and he made a most unpleasant grunt of disproval. You were sure you had made his blacklist.

“This warrants murder,” said Pansy.

“It does, doesn’t it?” You asked, “I am so fucking mad at him for this.”

Oh, but you could hardly speak.

You and Theo (your boyfriend and hickey-giver) both received invitations to a party that was held the night before, and despite knowing you had school the next day, you went. Once you were about ten drinks in, you were completed sloshed, and when you were completely sloshed, you got horny.

Though the crowd of party-goers stood between yourself and Theo, you could still see every part of him. He was just standing there, chatting with Blaise and Draco, a can of cheap beer held lazily in his right hand while his left was barely touching his hip. He was so, so hot. You bit your lip sexily then made your way over to him and wrapped your arms around his waist, kissing the back of his white shirt, and leaving stains of red lipstick all over it.

“Hey, Y/n, baby,” he hummed, happy from all the drinks he’d downed in the three hours prior, “What’s up?”

“Teddyyy,” you mused and stared up at him as he looked over his shoulder at you, “I want sex.”

Blaise and Draco snickered and Theo shot them a glare. After that, you can imagine what happened. Lots of moaning, groaning, grunting, panting. Enough snogging to last you both a lifetime, but not really because there was no such thing as “enough snogging,” and love making that lasted well past the rise of the sun that peeked through the window to Theo’s dorm room and illuminated every gorgeous curve of your body.

While Theo was the kind of sexual partner to want to leave marks all over you — not because he was the jealous type, just the prideful type, he liked everyone to see that he’d won you — you were the kind of sexual partner who liked it rough. You liked to feel his dick more or less pounding against your womb, so close that it almost warranted a trip to Madame Pomfrey. You liked when he thrusted into you fast, but not sloppy, always obeying your comments of ‘faster, Theo’ and ‘honey, please, I need it faster.’ But he couldn’t obey too much, you were very particular about that. He had to make you feel good, but he still had to be in control. It was always best if he gave in to every third or fourth demand, so that you had to beg for it. But the best part about rough sex with Theo? Well, it was what made you such a hypocrite.

“Mate,” Draco gaped at Theo’s back in the locker rooms before quidditch practice, “Did you get into a fight with a werewolf or something?”

Theo frowned in confusion, “What are you talking about?”

Draco motioned for Theo to move into view of the mirror and when he got a good look at his reflection he joined in the gaping. Long, red lines ran down his back like the British army at the Battle of Balaclava. He had become a canvas and you had painted him with your claws. He ought to have them clipped, Merlin’s beard.

The scratches were mostly up and down (go figure), but there were are couple that ran horizontally which Theo couldn’t place the origin of. You had torn him apart, you freak.

And that’s when you stormed into the locker room. Pucey had squealed, that was the first sign that you had entered. The second was the smart-ass warning that escaped Draco’s mouth ( “Look what the cat dragged in… or maybe she herself is the cat,” he said.

“She is the cat’s mother,” you responded, annoyed, and kicked him in the shin.

“My point still stands,” he laughed painfully).

Your hands were covering your eyes so as to not expose yourself to the privates of the entire Slytherin Quidditch team, and Theo thought you looked like a total dork in the cutest way. A pout had settled on your lips to make up for the fact that your frown was also hidden behind your hands.

“Theodore Nott!” You huffed and the locker room broke out into a chorus of ‘ooh’s, “Shut up, all of you — Theodore, look at what you’ve done to my neck.”

“I can’t really see behind your hands, lovey,” said Theo and you swore you could hear the smirk in his voice.

“Use your imagination then, I’m sure you remember what you did to me last night — Oh, aren’t you all so mature,” you hissed as the boys erupted into laughter like little children.

You felt Theo’s hands settle on your hipbones as if they were arm rests. He pulled you in until your nose hit his chest and removed your hands from your face. So safe you were in his presence that you couldn’t see any of the other boys around you. With his big eyes that were more ocean-coloured than sky, he stared down at you, and flashed his brilliantly white grin.

“You aren’t much better, you know?” He said with a tone of question in his voice and continued to talk when he realised you didn’t know what he was talking about, “My back?”

He turned for you and upon seeing the mess you had evidently made on his back, you shut your mouth.

“Even?” Asked Theo.

“Even,” you nodded.

#theo nott x reader #mattheo riddle x reader #theodore nott x reader #draco malfoy x reader #theo nott x y/n #theo nott x you #theodore nott imagines #theo nott imagines #theodore nott x y/n #theodore nott x you #slytherin x reader #slytherin x slytherin #regulus black x reader #theodore nott #theo nott #harry potter x reader #theodore nott fanfic #theodore nott fanfiction #theo nott fanfic #theo nott fanfiction