#he speaks french!! i love him

[rammop]

#michael mando #nacho varga #better call saul #he speaks french!! i love him #his eyes r so beautiful

[coconut530]

LET THE DIVORCE ENSUE

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Well well well another piece of media for this already hectic day (hi all Magnus Protocol and Malevolent fans in here :) ) #Back after the week ~ #Ohhhh Prospero you had so much trust in her with that key like I would’ve been a little concerned #Monty really you laughing now like bruhhhh #OOOOH PROSPERO GOING OFFFF ON HIM CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY #oop he fainted #He’s ✨unresponsive✨ #“If only we were so lucky” SAVAGE PLUTO #OOP LENORE INITIATING SECRET MEETING TIME #SOMEONE SAID ANNABEL HEARD SEDUCE WHEN LENORE SAID TRUCE AND THEY’RE RIGHT #Ada and Will being clumsy with him omg #Posh besties have only a thin string of trust between them now #More French I love it when Duke speaks french #“I’m all yours” ANNABEL HONEYYYYYYY #I SURE HOPE SHE DOESN’T KILL HER SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE GUN BUT WHO KNOWS #OH NO IT’S THE EPISODE BEFORE 96 EVERYONE PRAY FOR US FREE READERS I KNOW FP PEOPLE SAID IT DESTROYED THEM SO AHHAHAHAHAHAH #OKKKK NOW I’M GONNA GO LISTEN TO THE FINALE OF MALEVOLENT AND TRY NOT TO DIE #OK. BYE

[squiremaximus]

I'm sorry, I don't understand you.

#the walking dead #the walking dead: daryl dixon #daryl dixon #mirabelle twd #twdedit #twdddedit #dailytwd #cinematv #tvarchive #smallscreensource #filmtvcentral #tusercj #twd #twddd spoilers #.gif #crying laughing. i love how scared he looks when the french speak to him #q

[godofstupidsentences]

I believe Theo not only can speak french, but is even MORE fluent in reading french than english. The Doctors may have talked to him in both languages but I bet most of their books and notes were in french and Theo got used to only reading in this language

#all of this to say that theo barely got Cs in English class #he was the slowest reader #and i don’t think he knew half the authors they had to study lmao #on the other hand he was in advanced French class and often corrected the teacher #also #Liam looses his mind every time theo speaks in French #even if he knows very well Theo is just insulting him #i love thinking about these silly things #headcanons are my best friends #imma give the bilingual struggle to every one of my fav characters #i have this whole fic where after 6B Theo and Isaac become bff and ends up living together in France #theo raeken #(I missed talking about my boy) #teen wolf #thiam #(this whole post is kinda influenced by Emotional by MalloryMadeIt which I strongly recommend)

[caleb-is-existing]

Richard "has the DVD logo bouncing around for a braincell" Montlaur

#richard montlaur #kay speaks #ted lasso #i fucking love him #hes a himbo #the bbg of the team #he is french

[alchemiccolored]

#hyperspecific poll #had to edit this on desktop bc my phone no longer lets me edit drafts smh #1- it was for my little pony versions of my friends/acquaintances #2- her name is two letters off from mine. and her middle name is our sister's middle name. #3- learned it in pre-algebra and it fuckin rocks. highly recommend #4- texture :( #5- thaaaaats beetlejuice! speaking of which im a couple weeks away from my 1 year anniversary #6- vermont. my parents got busy after i was born + didnt take me. my older sister got to see it though #7- all of my biological grandparents + my stepmom's mom #8- his name's tom and he's doing great! hes totally blind so we had to force-feed him but now he eats if you touch a mealworm to his lips. #9- thanks keith. i still love virtual riot and pegboard nerds and grant and WRLD and #10- THEYRE SO PRETTY!!! to be fair i think i prefer piano and organ for being able to play chords and stuff but in a group french horn is A

[nekomiras]

ive watched over 500 episodes in 3 weeks i think im allowed to sketch smth silly

#my art #one piece #op #sanji #black leg sanji #nami #cat burglar nami #idk if i'll tag this as ship art #i dont think i will but u can do it if you wanna i dont care #uhm hi first op fanart ive ever done #yeah so i watched the opla in 2 days and thought #ok yeah i like this lemme watch the anime or smth #its been 3 weeks today and im on episode 545 #its been a good time im really enjoying the anime #sanji is my favorite i love sad weird pathetic men #and its a plus that hes blonde and speaks french cause thats so cringe of him

[letsjuststoprightthere]

[POEM] PROFANE by Ashe Vernon

- translated in french; for my once-lover

The first time he calls you holy,

La première fois qu'il te dit saint(e),

you laugh it back so hard your sides hurt.

tu ris si fort que tes côtes te font mal.

The second time,

La seconde fois,

you moan gospel around his fingers

tu gémis du gospel autour de ses doigts

between your teeth.

entre tes dents.

He has always surprised

Il t'as toujours surpris(e)

you into surprising yourself.

en te faisant te surprendre toi-même.

Because he’s an angel hiding his halo

Car il est un ange cachant son auréole

behind his back and

derrière son dos et

nothing has ever felt so filthy

rien n'a jamais été aussi sale

as plucking the wings from his shoulders—

que cueillir les ailes de ses épaules—

undressing his softness

déshabiller sa douceur

one feather at a time.

une plume à la fois.

God, if you’re out there,

Dieu, si tu es là,

if you’re listening,

si tu écoutes,

he fucks like a seraphim,

il baise comme un séraphin,

and there’s no part of scripture

et il n'y a aucune écriture

that ever prepared you for his hands.

qui t'ai jamais préparé à ses mains.

Hands that map a communion

Des mains qui dessinent une communion

in the cradle of your hips.

dans le berceau de tes hanches.

Hands that kiss hymns up your sides.

Des mains qui embrassent des hymnes sur tes côtes.

He confesses how long he’s looked

Il confesse combien de temps il a cherché

for a place to worship and,

un endroit pour vénérer et,

oh,

oh,

you put him on his knees.

tu le mets à genoux.

When he sinks to the floor and moans

Quand il glisse au sol et gémis

like he can’t help himself,

comme si il ne pouvait s'en empêcher,

you wonder if the other angels

tu te demandes si les autres anges

fell so sweet.

sont tombé si doucement.

He says his prayers between your thighs

Il dit ses prières entre tes cuisses

and you dig your heels into the base of his spine

et tu enfonce tes chevilles à la base de son dos

until he blushes the color of your filthy tongue.

jusqu'à ce qu'il rougisse de la couleur de ta langue sale.

You will ruin him and he will thank you;

Tu le détruira et il te remerciera;

he will say please.

il dira s'il te plaît.

No damnation ever looked as cozy as this,

Aucune damnation n'a jamais eu l'air aussi comfortable que cela,

but you fit over his hips like they

mais tu tiens sur ses hanches comme si elles

were made for you.

étaient faites pour toi.

You fit, you fit, you fit.

Tu tiens, tu tiens, tu tiens.

On top of him, you are an ancient god

Au dessus de lui, tu es un ancien dieu

that only he remembers and he

dont il est le seul à se souvenir et il

offers up his skin.

t'offre sa peau.

And you take it.

Et tu la prends.

Who knew sacrifice was so profane?

Qui aurait su qu'un sacrifice était si profane?

And once you’ve taught him how to hold

Et quand tu lui auras appris comment tenir

your throat in one hand

ta gorge dans une main

and your heart in the other,

et ton cœur dans l'autre,

you will have forgotten every other word,

tu auras oublié tous les autres mots,

except his name.

excepté son nom.

#poetry #poem #ashe vernon #i love this so much #it resonates #i dont know why #love #it makes me cry kinda #translated #french #because my lover didn't speak english #but i wanted to sing this in his ear every time i saw him #wanted to mark it everywhere on his skin #until he could only feel my lips and the words on him #i never did

[catboyrightsdefender]

ghosts s5e4 my BELOVED

#.txt #bbc ghosts #ghosts spoilers #bbc ghosts spoilers #ROBIN SPEAKING FRENCH HELLOOOO????????? #he's so babyboy. i love him. i need him

[tiger-balm]

stop I was JOKING

#if i accidentally manifested this by saying to would be funny to force trevor to speak french im deleting my account #we cannot send him to the FRENCH 😭 #hasnt he suffered enough?? #trevor zegras #i cand tag this for the team bc i domt want their fans to get mad at me #all peace and love i like some of your little guys <3

[oatmilk-earlgrey]

He’s sooo cringe

#he’s literally trying to show off to his 6000 yr crush by failing to speak French #i love him #good omens 2 #good omens #gos2

[eddiediaaz]

my friend (and ex coworker) tried to teach me how to dance salsa for a while tonight, and he hugged me tight and long and said i better remember how to salsa next time he sees me, and tbh now i'm a little bit in love LMAO

#not in love but like #i always thought he was hot #I've known him for like 5 years and we worked together for the first 3 and he had a (great) girlfriend so i never entertained the thought #but he's been single for months now and i'm 👀 #plus his accent when he speaks french is sooooooo cute #i think this is just tipsy me talking #but hey now i can do basic cuban salsa (even tho he's peruvian) 💃💃

[tylerjaaay]

finally compiled some art of Raiha to make a ref sheet 🫡 he is a workaholic monster hunter

#original characters #my art #Raiha #too sleepy to add tags so if people see it then they see it lol #he’s a failed stem student turned fighter lol #also he/they pronouns … he is nonbinary and gay #he is also Métis! and speaks French and English #feel free to ask about him I love him and love to talk about him :)

[risingsunresistance]

simon speaks french, techno hates french... i know exactly what to do with this

techno takes simon to the nether :]

#note: i do not speak french #so this all started when i was watching a duolingo video JFHFKH #i accidentally drew everything WAY too big on techno and made him look stumpy jdhdjh #meant for him to look just a bit younger but this is funnier so i'm keeping it #he grew into the coat later 😌 #technoblade #simon hypixel #hoglin!techno #my art #love the idea of either a) simon has no idea why he was dragged here or b) SIMON HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE NETHER IS??? #funny sloth with demigod powers has never done interdimentional travel. L

[certifiedbi]

So the whole time I've been saying "Lorenzo Fellon looks like he should be British" no one was gonna inform me he sounds English too?!?!

#come back to moto3 pookie bear i miss u #but also WHAT THE FUCK?!?! #collin veijer and lorenzo fellon you must be studied #low key i find him even more attractive now knowing he doesn't sound french when he speaks English #and also apologies to my ancestors but some English accents are cute #so yeah love that for him and for me #lorenzo fellon #motogp #moto2 european championship

[christiangeistdorfer]

PATRICK DEPILLAR, 1980

#i love patrick so much #he's my good boy!!! #he's my little french man #he's everything #i thought a video of him speaking english and he is talking abt track conditions #and he said it's very slippery and it was so french i started giggling he's so cute #also the little grey fleck. oooff. k. ok. wowie !!!!!!!!! #patrick depailler #classic f1 #f1 #formula 1 #1980s