#he'd figure it out

[invisiblyvisiblejay]

oh yeah i don't think i said this here all my bloodwork came back normal which means i have absolutely no fucking clue what's going on or why im so underweight bc it's not autoimmune and it's not thyroid and it's not literally anything else that would show up in my bloodwork

#i wish house were a real doctor #id let him almost kill me #he'd figure it out #ugh #cw weight #he'd love my case #widespread joint pain #fatigue #sleeping problems #chronic nausea #gastritis #unintentional weight loss #every test comes back normal #perfect bp perfect bloodwork perfect xrays

[dreamgirledward]

whenever i remember sam had zero meaningful relationships with male characters not including jack i cant help but laugh like the longer it's been since the show ended the more obvious this shit looks to me ksjdkfshfksdjh

#the kevin poll made me think of this #like if it was dean left to watch kevin get abducted he'd immediately try to figure out what to do #anyway #dean :) #spn

[scintillyyy]

an uncomfortable truth is that if batman and all the batkids were kidnapped and it was up to alfred to save only one while all the others would perish, alfred would push the button to save bruce with no hesitation before the villain was even done talking

and even more uncomfortable truth is that bruce would eventually forgive him this

#listen i *like* this about him #u cannot talk about bruce and dick's or bruce and tim's fucked up relationship #without first acknowledging the OG first and foremost fucked up relationship that is bruce and alfred #it oroginates there bless #listen alfred lived with dick for a solid like 6-10 years depending on what age u wanna go with for dick #and dearly loves him and would give him the world. however. if it were dick or bruce he'd sell out dick in a heartbeat #and alfred was a key figure in tim's training and spent many weekends one on one. drove him back and forth to school #was his vigilante chauffer constantly before tim got the redbird and while tim lost access to the redbird #lived with tim for 6 months while tim's dad was in a coma. recommended tim move next door so tim could keep being robin #lived with tim 6 months during NML. lived with tim 6 months to a year as tim's personal valet during brentwood #+ many others and he would still sell out tim in a heartbeat for bruce

[revvethasmythh]

it's so funny to me that caleb and veth really did just trade off the job of intensely pining for the other at like the halfway point of the campaign. like, imo, nott in the early days did not behave in any real romantic or even romance-adjacent ways toward him--I imagine it would be very hard to even think in that way when you hate what you look like so much, have such low self-esteem, and are actively lying about your entire past, including a secret husband. caleb, on the other hand, is kind of diving directly back into the sort of relationship he had with astrid and eadwulf. very close, very intimate, we-huddled-for-warmth-together-and-oops-it-led-to-something-else sort of thing. he is the one who expresses that he's fine with it if people think he and nott are romantically together when they're talking to keg. nott is the one who pushes back on that. he calls her his life partner. unknowingly, he compares his feelings for nott to nott's feelings for yeza. his behavior only really starts to change after he finds out about veth's husband because suddenly all of that other stuff is rendered inappropriate in retrospect. but even then he compliments her to yeza over dinner in the most awkward of ways, he admits to being jealous, he calls yeza "a lucky man" to have her, he stares at veth and yeza closed bedroom door for far too long, he creates an entire arcane tower with room for her family just so she'll stay with him. in general, his behavior is not, um, totally and completely platonic about it, you know?

like, veth's feelings for caleb are canonical and therefore indisputable in their existence, but caleb in the early days was not that dissimilar to how veth was acting near the end of the campaign. it really paints a picture of "right person, wrong time" in the way things just didn't line up for them. or, as veth would say: "in another world, maybe"

#i am actually thinking about this because my widobrave 2 poll had so many moments on it that caleb initiated #and i often see it remarked that people think widobrave is entirely one-sided and caleb only treats her as platonic or familial #which. my real answer is that it's just complicated and i don't think he'd ever admit to any romantic feelings being there #but i also. uh. i wouldn't call it platonic or familial. there is some holy fourth dimension that this relationship exists in istg #impossible to explain but it is NOT entirely platonic nor all that familial imo as it stands in canon #this is like. ONE piece of the meta I was trying to figure out how to phrase earlier today. bottom line of it was: #I don't think the caleb/veth romance is entirely one-sided but also it is so so complicated #their relationship changes SO many times. SO much. that's why it's so frustrating that fandom is stuck in episode 13 re: their dynamic #SO MUCH ABOUT THE DYNAMIC CHANGES AFTER EPISODE 13 #even sam reigel himself on talks said there was no reason their relationship wouldn't change/evolve after that #and it did change! it really really did! #widobrave #the mighty nein #caleb widogast #veth brenatto #critical role #inaugurating the new url with a widobrave post. as it should be

[undead-knick-knack]

@the-relvin-temult Is this what you had in mind?

#i have fcg as the one pulling her away because i figured the rest of the party wouldn't want to stop her from biting ludinus' throat out #i almost had it be orym but figured he'd be all for it #critical role #critrole #critrole memes #cr3 #cr c3 #bells hells #bell's helle #ludinus da'leth #imogen temult #fcg #cr fresh cut grass #did you fuck my mom santa claus #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme #liliana temult #can't believe i forgot to add her tag

[itsdefinitely]

read "send me more outfit requests" and i blacked out (/j), next thing i know i'm writing a very polite request for you to draw Pokey in this (credit: @mochipanco on twitter)

mushroom pokey!!!!

#pokotho #lords in black #hatchetfield #id in alt text #definitely art #may or may not be trying to figure out a mushroom pokey design. . . #i was gonna say he looks like he gardens but 1) his outfit is too clean for that and 2) he would hate manual labor #he looks like he'd do a photoshoot in a garden

[b4kuch1n]

THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

#sherlock and co #s&co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #Ive been thinking abt these design SO much lmao. even while doing other things #decided to take cues from acd/granada more. hence sherlock's headband to mimic slicked back hair #and I went with Colors bc. well first of all Im a clown. but second of all I recall some stuff abt victorian fabrics and uh. the wonder of #arsenic green etc #they were enjoying the colors I can commit to some #and. okay Im so real with u Im also a long haired john truther bc he has a podcast of course he'd have long hair but #I think its gonna take a Hot minute. currently this is still like the slightly-grown-out regulation cut #john's jacket is bc he and sherlock are 90s kids. this was a moment of enlightenment to me. I can give john every windbreaker on earth #mariana gets the jean jacket bc I like to imagine she's a y2k kid #(sherlock I think is only 90s kid in year of birth that man's childhood was skipping class to burn shit in the wood) #(but he canonically sews which I fucking love so much. he has not bought new clothes for almost a decade #if a shirt's disintegrating no it isn't. not on his watch) #a lil sad I cant figure out how to give them hats lol I feel like thats the most victorian thing there is. a stupid hat #I can at any moment give one of them a beanie. but I refuse #there are. like a Hoard of other scribbly sketches I did to get used to drawing them. but those are for me those are not for the public #and also theyre in my sketchbook and Im too lazy to scan them #happened mostly during lunar new year lol. I was getting Hard whipped then thank u s&co for carrying me thru #ok I do other things now. have this for a while ok? thank u #have a good night lads. enjoy motion

[critter-covenant]

Class is in session!

Idea inspired from this that I've been meaning to draw for the past few days

#He'd be a half decent teacher except every other time someone tries to ask him a question outside of lectures he's asleep #Part time math teacher full time sleeper 👊👊 #ever so slightly lazier quality because I was tired when making this #Nearly fell asleep at my desk thrice oops #No sleep only catnap #Less lazy work when exam prep stops kicking my ass after late May yahoo #Still don't know how to draw critters from a behind and over the shoulder angle I'll figure that out someday #Going to bed first tho night chat👋 #poppy playtime fanart #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime #smiling critters fanart #smiling critters #catnap #dogday #bobby bearhug #hoppy hopscotch #kickinchicken #Minor piggy and bubba not enough to tag me thinks #The critters playing school together and each one takes on the role of a different teacher for a while #he just has the patience for math

[kabukiaku]

the three emeritus brothers + nihil as RAVENS.

#my art #ghost #the band ghost #ghost fanart #birds #raven #anthro #avian #papa emeritus i #papa emeritus ii #papa emeritus iii #papa nihil #i didnt draw copia cause im figuring out what he'd be. like--- maybe a raven too? partially albino? #but then theres the cardinal era which wouldve been funny for him to be a cardinal bird... #hmmm yeah. still thinking

[user-name-h3re]

so happy they're bffs now <3

#cc preston #cc sk #im so happy they let preston be a huge asshole <333 #as he should #so is he actually loaded now or does he pay sk in peanuts? #bc there's no way he got paid for that one quartermaster add #camp camp #campcamp #my art #cc space kid #and like OF COURSE he'd take advantage of sk #and OF COURSE sk just happily goes along with it #how did i have such a hard time figuring out their dynamic?? It's so obvious!

[alexjcrowley]

I like how, despite the edgy apperance, Eddie is this kind ray of sunshine who listens to metal all the time while Steve, despite the preppy appearance, has a master in Death Glare while listening to, i don't know, Madonna I think.

#steve harrington looking like if glarr would kill you'd be dead while listening to Material Girl #I have so many questions about Steve music taste #like in the present do you think he'd listen to Taylor Swift? I have a feeling he'd pretend to listen to Kanye West to look cool #but he is a certified swiftie #I can't figure the guy out musically really #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #stranger things 4 #stranger things s4 #stranger things

[poisonedfate]

whatever whatever i think it would've been extremely funny if there was an episode of merlin where a sorcerer makes these voodoo doll looking things of merlin and arthur to get them to do whatever they want, but they somehow get interrupted and gwaine of all people stumble upon those dolls and keeps making jokes about making them kiss. and every time he puts the dolls together, merlin and arthur both get this sudden (but not unfamiliar) urge to kiss each other right then and there. it all ends with merlin and arthur scrambling to find those dolls, finding them in gwaine's hands, ripping them away from him, staring him down with eyes that can only be described as mortified.

#gwaine would NEVER let anyone forget it #he'd figure out the whole voodoo part out later #and have a field day #bbc merlin #merthur #gwaine...so sorry to put you in the middle of this

[shrimpwizards]

slime time!!! + headcanons (y juevos)

#qsmp #mcyt #q!slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #juanaflippa #dapper #q!dapper #the detachable limbs thing is not for angst its because its funny #q!slime has like... cartoon character physics to me #whats the word. cartoon laws #if you hit him witha big hammer he'd go flat like a pancake and then waddle away #i also hc he's malleable and stretchy. like goo !!! #hes canonically half slime half human iirc (or hes implied to be) and that makes me really happy #slime time slime time #i am still trying to figure out how to draw the eggs.... ive got juanaflippa down i think but im still messing around with the others #i think i have only drawn flippa dapper and. gegg #so far #guys youll. you. y. youll never guess who my favorite is. youll nev #i want to make him as much as a cryptid as i possibly can

[aha-chuu]

#genshin impact #alhaitham #al haitham #kavetham #kaveh #alhaiveh #alhaino #cyno and Alhaitham they have this dynamic too #but i can't figure out what their ship is #ofc Alhaitham would never say this he'd just start arguing and expect his partner to keep up

[shu-box-puns]

I've got this image of Dad!Tsu’tey from my Father-son-shenanigans AU turning up in ATWOW during the aftermath of the SeaDragon, specifically on that one rock. And he has no idea how he ended up there, but whilst Jake and Neytiri are quaking at the sudden appearance of their dead friend (visibly aged from the joys of fatherhood), Spider pops out of the ocean.

Naturally, Tsu'tey only has eyes for his son, and immediately gets launched head first into Protective!Dad mode at the state of him. He looks like a drowned rat, has several sluggishly bleeding cuts along his body, his stripes are faded more than his Spider ever allows. Not to mention, his dreads are matted at the scalp and are in desperate need of a retwist. But most alarming of all, none of his other family members (The Sully's) seem to remember to check on him in their shock of discovering Tsu'tey's presence.

Since no one else seems to be bothering, Tsu'tey helps Spider out of the water, noting the shock on the boy's face as he hesitantly takes Tsu'tey's outstretched hand.

<"Are you okay?"> Tsu'tey asks, as he has done for countless years. And horrifyingly, instead of Spider replying with "yes Dad," or "no Dad" Tsu'tey gets a-

<"Yes sir.">

Spider has never referred to Tsu'tey as 'sir' before. It's either 'Olo'eyktan' when he's in a mood and wants to get under Tsu'tey's skin, or 'Dad'.

<"Sir?"> Tsu'tey repeats with a curl of his nose. <"Who the hell is sir? I am Dad to you. I have always been Dad to you."> And of course, Tsu'tey is dead in this universe, and Spider has no clue who this strange forest na'vi is. Not to mention he's had a very long and emotional day surrounding another father figure.

<"Dude, I have no idea who you are.">

Cue:

Tsu'tey from my Dad!Tsu'tey AU looking at Spider in our ATWOW: "Watch out kid because you're about to get the strongest and most stable support system any clan has ever seen."

BONUS:

If Spider were to admit to Tsu'tey that Quaritch is alive (he's only known the man for an hour but Eywa does he trust him to keep Neytiri from mauling him):

Side Note: Tsu'tey has it all under control, and now has recruited Neytiri to go hunt down that dead beat dad.

#I feel like he would just be really sad to see himself dead in this universe and realise that Spider had no one because of it #our Spider would be so confused #Tsu'tey is a good Dad #happy to give him his space when he needs it #content to cook for him and ask about his day #scarily protective when Spider is in even a lick of danger #it's nice to have a father figure turn up after sixteen years and it not be awkward #meanwhile Neytiri and Jake are having emotional breakdowns because thier dead friend is just THERE #Only for Tsu'tey to immediately start chewing them out for neglecting HIS son #cue confusion and chaos the entire ilu ride back to the villagr #dad tsu'tey #he'd come around of course #dad!tsu'tey #son!Spider #Spider Socorro #Father-son-duo #Father-Son-Shenanigans #jake and neytiri #atwow #fix-it #Neteyam is fine #he's just resting

[popdrop]

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HOW IN THE BEGINNING, CALE PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY. You may say it's because of how "dangerous" and "trouble packed" their journey will be in the story later on— BUT. I JUST CANT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MAYBE , JUST MAYBE. He didn't want them to be affected by his "curse" (side effect of WS) whether he knew about it or not. Just consider the fact that he KNOWS what will happen to them and how they'll be fighting for a better world and it'd be MUCH better if he's not there. Just in case he worsens whatever will happen.

He's such an unreliable narrator <3 the Worst Kind Ever.

#cale henituse #you will always be famous #TCF #trash of the count's family #and you might say OH he probably doesnt really /know/ about the side effect but i raise you this #this b//tch was able to rise up to be a commander and an absolute BEAST of a team leader. #with a 0% LETHAL RATE (probably. actually need to fact check that but its somewhere along those lines) #poor b//stard was tired of everyone leaving him and if he can help it #no one will suffer. even if it is at his expense #my point is: he's a smart ass he probably figured out something was wrong with him when people doesnt really get Close yo him and anyone- #who DID f//ckin DIED #he deserves the world and more #though he'd probably pass out if was given a world #'I DONT WANT TO RULE A WORLD! GIVE ME MY SLACKER LIFE!!' he'd say