I've got this image of Dad!Tsu’tey from my Father-son-shenanigans AU turning up in ATWOW during the aftermath of the SeaDragon, specifically on that one rock. And he has no idea how he ended up there, but whilst Jake and Neytiri are quaking at the sudden appearance of their dead friend (visibly aged from the joys of fatherhood), Spider pops out of the ocean.
Naturally, Tsu'tey only has eyes for his son, and immediately gets launched head first into Protective!Dad mode at the state of him. He looks like a drowned rat, has several sluggishly bleeding cuts along his body, his stripes are faded more than his Spider ever allows. Not to mention, his dreads are matted at the scalp and are in desperate need of a retwist. But most alarming of all, none of his other family members (The Sully's) seem to remember to check on him in their shock of discovering Tsu'tey's presence.
Since no one else seems to be bothering, Tsu'tey helps Spider out of the water, noting the shock on the boy's face as he hesitantly takes Tsu'tey's outstretched hand.
<"Are you okay?"> Tsu'tey asks, as he has done for countless years. And horrifyingly, instead of Spider replying with "yes Dad," or "no Dad" Tsu'tey gets a-
<"Yes sir.">
Spider has never referred to Tsu'tey as 'sir' before. It's either 'Olo'eyktan' when he's in a mood and wants to get under Tsu'tey's skin, or 'Dad'.
<"Sir?"> Tsu'tey repeats with a curl of his nose. <"Who the hell is sir? I am Dad to you. I have always been Dad to you.">
And of course, Tsu'tey is dead in this universe, and Spider has no clue who this strange forest na'vi is. Not to mention he's had a very long and emotional day surrounding another father figure.
<"Dude, I have no idea who you are.">
Cue:
Tsu'tey from my Dad!Tsu'tey AU looking at Spider in our ATWOW: "Watch out kid because you're about to get the strongest and most stable support system any clan has ever seen."
BONUS:
If Spider were to admit to Tsu'tey that Quaritch is alive (he's only known the man for an hour but Eywa does he trust him to keep Neytiri from mauling him):
Side Note: Tsu'tey has it all under control, and now has recruited Neytiri to go hunt down that dead beat dad.
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They asked me why I brought my son to battle.... ermmm do they know he's the Hamburger of Chaos ?
This is a silly redraw of that one spiderverse image with Peter B. and Mayday. So I also have a text version, here's that ! + the original image if you haven't seen it before
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Cole Accidently Calling Wu "Dad"
Cole, bursting into Lloyd's room: HELPPP-
Lloyd: Woah, dude, what happened???
Cole: I CALLED WU DAD
Lloyd: ...What?
Cole: *panicking* I CALLED MASTER WU DAD, LLOYD, WHAT DO I DO????
Lloyd: I-I don't know-
Cole: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*meanwhile, with Wu...*
Misako: Wu...? Are you okay?
Wu, with tears in his eyes: He called me dad.
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When toddler!Spider learns his Dad has a name:
Tsu’tey giving Spider some fruit after the kid is exhausted from a hard afternoon of mischief
Toddler Spider: Thank you Tsu’tey
Takes adorably big bite of fruit that is too big for him despite Tsu’tey cutting it up
Tsu’tey: No, I am Dad to you. Not Tsu'tey.
Toddler Spider with a toothless grin and juice dripping down his chin: Tsu’tey
Tsu’tey: I am not Tsu’tey to you, I am Dad!
Toddler Spider: But Tsu’tey-
Tsu’tey: I do not know who Tsu’tey is. I am Dad.
Toddler Spider: Nuuuuuu
Tsu’tey turning helplessly to Jake who is trying to convince baby Lo’ak to eat his fruit: How do I handle this?
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The first few weeks Din had the little green womp rat on his ship, the little bugger kept waking him up in the middle of the night
Din was a bounty hunter, a Mandalorian, he was no stranger to his ship being raided or having to be a light sleeper in anticipation of sneak attacks during the night.
In was in their blood.
What he wasn't prepared for was the little green monster the size of a porg to be body slamming him in the middle of the night.
Din slept with his blaster, there could've been serious casualties.
After the ninth time his sleep had been disturbed, Din grabbed the creature. "What? Why do you keep doing this, you little womp rat?"
It's ears lowered to the sides of his head, making a keening sound unlike a young foundling in need of attention.
Din observed him quietly, setting him down on his lap. "Don't tell me you're scared of sleeping up there?" he glanced at the overhanging cot, confused.
It was made of durable leather and skins, it had enough space for the little green monster, so why was it so scared?
The green porg whimpered again and his small hands wrapped around Din's shirt, trembling slightly.
He didn't understand its language, but Din did understand its intentions.
It was scared.
With a heavy defeated sigh, Din fell back on his bed, if one could call the slab of collapsible ship wall covered by a blanket a bed, and closed his eyes.
He felt tiny hands grab at him and push a little body upward, until the creature nestled itself into the crook of his arm and chest.
With a gesture Din convinced himself was either instinctual or accidental, his free hand rested protectively over the boy, feeling its body relax under his weight.
Din settled back into a light sleep, mildly aware of the tiny face nuzzling deeper into his chest.
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