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bluberryfields · 8 months

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This is what happens when you're raised by TV and trained in literary analysis

Beyond the crushing heartbreak of that finale, one thing in particular has stuck with me when I look at it in the context of S2 as a whole.

He lays out their relationship, "We're a team, a group. A group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't."

He then turns his head away and says, "I mean, the last few years, not really."

He pauses here, facing the interior of the bookshop. Really looks it up and down.

Turns back, "And I would like to spend" before choking on his words and looks toward the window. He can't finish saying something like "And I would like to spend eternity with you" because that's too much, too fast, for both of them.

But it's that "last few years" bit that has firmly lodged itself in my very broken brain.

According to Gaiman, it's been "a few years" since the end of Season 1. Armageddon has been averted. Heaven and Hell have reluctantly retreated. Crowley and Aziraphale have been effectively cut loose from their "sides," leaving them to form their own side.

So at the start of Season 2, we get a glimpse of the “fragile existence” they have carved out for themselves. To me, the biggest difference that we see is how they exist together in front of others. Going to the coffee shop, the pub, and the other shops along the street that Aziraphale has lived on for over 200 years. And don’t forget how they act in front of Nina, Maggie, and sweet, dim Muriel.

At the coffee shop, Aziraphale stammers a bit when Nina asks who Crowley is, but he still seems to have affection in his voice when he says, "We go back a long time."

Compared to Shakespearian "He's not my friend! We've never met before. We don't know each other!" panic, this is an incredible difference.

Of course, each time, Crowley is cool and cheeky and does nothing to indicate that they aren't a pair. Though, of course, he does deny it when Nina asks about Aziraphale being his side piece. “He’s not my bit on the side! He’s far too pure of heart to be anyone’s bit on the side.” And refers to him as an “Angel [swallows]I know.”

When they go the pub, Crowley's joy at doing something together in public that they do not normally do is super cute, including his cheeky order for Aziraphale's sherry. Then, when bringing the drinks over to the socially trapped Aziraphale, he greets Mr. Brown with a truly adorable, "Hello" and a signature DT smile. Then upon hearing how “excited” Mr. Fell is to host the meeting, he looks down and says, “Oh? You astonish me.” while Aziraphale sips his sherry and squirms.

We also watch as Crowley follows Aziraphale as he goes to each shop and talks to the owners about the meeting/secret ball. In theory, Crowley has no reason to tag along, and he certainly doesn’t help sway anyone who doesn’t want to/can’t go. He goofs around at the magic shop. He splays out on the bench, chin on hand, looking for all the world a husband waiting for his wife to pick out a dress at the department store. They are so married it’s ridiculous.

Finally, their behavior in front of Muriel while inside their sanctuary. Crowley sits on the arm of Aziraphale’s chair, somehow looking supremely comfortable on the old-fashioned furniture. He folds up those gloriously long limbs and presses himself as close as possible.

He smiles and plays along with Aziraphale’s coaching of Muriel in her disguise. Calls him Angel and asks to speak in private. And at the end, during the awful wait while Aziraphale talks with The Metatron, Crowley cleans up the shop and tells Muriel that he and Aziraphale will need some “us” time after all this. No beating around the bush.

Without oversight, they can be openly together and happy. But Heaven just can’t let that happen.

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necessarymeanstoanend · 30 days

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spade represents the tip of a pike; an implement for killing

alex’s

white void of doom

sketch and background element/scribble that isn’t really visible but i’m sharing just in case anybody did notice it.

other details

#now i have to draw one for alex *sobs*#how tf do you guys come up with backgrounds for EVERY DRAWING?! oh my god. i’m not creative enough for this bullshit #two things i discovered with this drawing: 1) birds are hard af to draw. 2) wet black hair is hard af to draw #you guys have no idea how many purple hues are actually in this art piece #this is like if dream and jessamy happened to have met under way worse circumstances #anyway let me know if you guys have any ideas for alex’s (i have no idea when exactly i’ll actually get around to it but still)#bones and shit #a majority of this one was inspired by The Locked Tomb fanart and symbolism #6 hours and 34 minutes but i’m gonna guess that roughly an hour and a half of that was me trying to figure out a background #tom sturridge #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #nigel colbie #art #fanart #drawing #digital art #nigel colbie fanart #artist of tumblr #like minds art #nigel colby #<- including the old tag bc why not #somebody get this movie out of my brain #scoop it out along with all the other useless shit i keep in there #i was thinking maybe alex’s should be the complete opposite of this #like instead of his head being turned down it would be turned upwards #maybe he should be wearing the clothes he did when we first saw him with sally rowe (or maybe his school uniform)#i definitely want both of them to be side profiles and the theme is going to have to be somewhat consistent as well #<<‹ these tags are mostly so i remember my own thought process but feel free to leave your two cents

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dnangelic · 29 days

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waitwaitwait. i just realized i never even talked about this but it's important. CANONICALLY, dark is the one always actively doing all of the physical stealing, but daisuke, in dark's mind, is the one always actively figuring everything out. he might get only average grades in school (partly because he doesn't want to stand out,) and he says electronics aren't his thing (a la daisuke has no real passion or enthusiasm for them like a tech geek would) but some of the things he does throughout the series includes remembering complex routes/directions for dark and knowing exactly where to go, or being able to piece 1+1 together and get out of pinches even when it comes to hiwatari's plans, especially in the drama CDs.

for some even more specific examples, in the light novels even when daisuke's actively trying to reject dark and completely abandon phantom thievery, daisuke still IMMEDIATELY figures out how a mechanical haunted house contraption (a dressed up, robotic 'killer' that chases guests based on a sensor) operates and later on he even instinctively starts planning how to steal an aquarium's artwork just after hearing a guard drop an explanation to some other girls about the artwork's security. in the third LN daisuke also calms himself down to try to figure something out while dark and wiz are both under intense mental attack; being able to tell himself to relax and analyzing the situation is a big difference from the nervous wreck he tends to come off solely as, and even was at the start of his character development, and that's where is now. when he isn't the one with a body, daisuke pays very close attention - he lets dark handle the talking and stall in the moment if they need time, but daisuke isn't and never has been dead weight in the phantom thief zone for dark.

i figure it's an easy misconception to make, but considering daisuke is plenty capable of just dressing up and disguising himself as dark (if he can't, for whatever reason transform,) and pulling off his own heist at an equal rate to dark himself, nobody really should doubt him. dark too is canonically usually asleep most of the time, especially in the mornings or during daylight hours. he doesn't talk, his voice or awareness isn't always there, which is why dark also misses out on a lot of information (whether it's basic or complex) and often needs daisuke to fill him in. don't even bring up th anime with me bc daisuke is noooot useless or wimpy!!! you can make fun of him and doubt him over anything BUT the crime and phantom thievery!

#reference.#the manga focuses a lot more on the romance and dark and daisuke's development between each other/the other charas #sugisaki said she felt bad there weren't as many heists as she wanted to implement #but the LN each has a heist in them #and in every single one daisuke's capability is emphasized #like. is dai dense af emotionally sometimes? yeah #does he CALL himself a useless idiot? yeah #but show him your world's highest security prison and he can make it out every time #if you even manage to throw him in there

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omarfor-orchestra · 10 months

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Sometimes the author does the worst possible thing they could to some character and sometimes the fanbase interpretation makes the whole thing even worse and you're there looking at the character like they massacred my boy(gn)

#listen #I'm terribly behind in op so idk if someting else happened but I don't think so #I'm mad about what he did with t4shigi #she is my favourite character and she had a whole personality he just destroyed after the time skip and yes this is also about her physical #appearance #but people saying she 'changed her appearance because z0ro said she looks like his old friend' makes me 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪#like what the fuck #she was this tenacious and incredibile warrior who faught in a men centered world and reality #the perfect metaphor for this world and reality #and the point wasn't that her appearance was 'more masculine' before so that she could merge better #but that she was different from how the other women were portraied because she lived in a different reality and condition #and i guess the change after the timeskip could be read as an awareness she could be as free as the others bc she is capable etcetc idk #but he did her so dirty with the change in personality the whole punkhazard arc was like 'idk what to do with her just make her stupid and #useless' like?????????????#no she wasn't #it was as if she were weaker than before the timeskip which doesn't make sense #anyway #she would NOT change her appearance bc of what a man said to her like do you even understand a glimpse of the character??#and i say this as someone who ships them and i ship them BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH STRONG AF AND HAVE THE SAME ENERGY #jesus christ #i need to softblock someone before i post this hold on

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princekendallroy · 7 months

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it's been raining endlessly for hours and there's a national public transport strike and my boss is complaining that no one of the team went to the office today no amount of insults and swear words can express the hatred im feeling right now

#mind you our job is computer we stare and work at the computer all day so going to the office is also useless af #I guess it's easier if you live 5 minutes from the studio as he does but some of us have to take a 40 minutes bus drive #how the fuck and also WHY the fuck would I come to the office today #jesus christ give me the patience to deal with this

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mijlen · 2 years

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how the doomed Franklin Expedition would sing Hi High by LOONA

#I ripped off the idea from the breaking bad one #the terror #cold boys #anyway now I have headcanons #Irving is the choirboy so of course he's a lead vocal #hickey is wicked talented but he's also messy af so he attracts akgaes #jfj useless visual center #sometimes they literally forget ned is in the group

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cliveguy · 9 months

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had the easiest friendliest call sorting some shit out with the uni im doing my MA at then the most stressful complicated call with the uni i did my degree with. hopefully a sign this one will be better lol

#um.txt #he was useless then told me hed email me information and then just. didn't. so now im on the webchat with someone else lol #i like JUST need a formal letter saying i finished mt qualification because the uni is too slow with awarding certificates...#he was like well i cant do that. 😭 yes you can someone did it before for a diff situation u just dont want to....#meanwhile with the other uni i was confused af and uploaded everything wrong and the woman on the phone patiently talked me thru it lol

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across-the-web · 11 months

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Guinevere Eustace: nobody's dying today - but, if anyone's gonna die, then it's me. I volunteer.

Me: well, that just completes the plot now doesnt it

#oc: guinevere eustace #oc: gwinny useless #oc: gwinn-e like wall-e #yeah pieter b is lame af #but he also calls her ginny-pig bec he thinks he's all that when he really isnt #i'd say pieter doesnt die and that doesnt constitute as his canon event but... spoilers #but also no literally no one has died yet and im not entirely sure if gwinny has an actual canon event #other than getting bit by the spider #but maybe her canon event could be killing an anti-hero by mistake which should bring the whole #“woth great power comes great fucking responsibility” thing because i mean now there's a dead man #but of course gwinny doesnt want to go to jail because she's only sixteen so she goes to hide the body but #the body moves #and lo and behold #deadpool wakes to a young girl dressed in bloodied spandex cocking his gun at him trying to exorcise him #yeah #i like the idea of that being one of her canon events #it gives miguel ohara will love me vibes #hmm #but if miguel likes her then she wont like miguel because miguel is convinced her next canon event will be pieter dying #and gwinny's grown attached to the nerd and thinks of him as the sibling she always but never always wanted you know #so she just says #and naturally might i add - no #and that's perfect really and sums up moguel and gwinny's relationship except #miguel is always the one saying no to her ridiculous notions while she's saying yes #its giving black cat and golden retriever vibes but #when it comes to pieter b park and guinevere eustace - piet is the golden retriever and gwinny is the black cat

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humburgercheeseburger · 2 years

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Mr.D>>>>>Chiron

#i hate that horse so much #literally useless af #what importance does he even hold? none #mr d is so much better #slay #in this household we stan Mr. D #pjo #hoo #toa #dionysus #chiron

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astrxealis · 2 years

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gna make a ffxiv oc based off lamorak fr bcs wtf

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#i think the general idea of. lamorak. but with a hood. is stuck in my head #as an ffxiv oc/character doing the /shush emote and winking. idk even what race. maybe m viera bcs i am BIASED #long hair tho. platinum blond??? idk even where they come from. hm. okay i think m viera fr #IDK THOUGH ... mostly it's just a general fandomless oc so maybe it's useless for me to try and put it into xiv #but it doesn't fit the gang i already have... i do NOT see merle w this guy #i want to make my own world that includes angels and stuff mhmmhmhmhmh #bcs the one i have already sorta includes. okay it reminds me at least in vibes alone of ffxiv ffbe ffxvi gbf fe3h octopath #as you can tell i like. square enix lol #KFBSKNDK ANYWAYS this guy has long hair but he's the kind that likes to play around so sometimes he kinda uhh #puts his hair up and puts a lot of cute pins in his hair ... and he's a tease #but he's like. Fake Smiler. he's incredibly charming but once he gets what he wants out of you the smile just stops #except he grows attached to people he finds cute or interesting #also he's kinda immortal. scared of losing people so he doesn't get too close. doesn't want anyone to die too #even if it is an enemy his first instinct is to save them even if he hates their guts bcs he just despises the idea of dying so much #bcs he lost his idk ... his friend? his sister??#okay i'll head out of my dark af room and do smth bcs argrhh it is already 2 pm wtf!!#hes a bit like oikawa i think but deeper bcs it ain't just volleyball lmao. he also reminds me a bit of howl and aerith!

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c4p7ch4 · 1 year

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#had to drop this off before I go back to studying #I love that smug look on Basta's face #once he realized that Zera's got a liking to him he's an absolute tease #don't know if it's canon #but that's my personal headcanon for them #he's still pretty insecure ofc #but also annoying af when he feels safe with her #Zera's still acting tough and dismissive because she doesn't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing that her legs turn wobbly #when he looks at her like that #I feel you sis #they'll come to a place where they both feel safe and comfortable with how things are #y'know #once they've accepted their feelings and come to terms with the feelings of the other #one day but not today #they can be fun once they've reached that state though #they become roommates at one point and it's an utter delight #maybe I'll share something more about them in the future #someday when I have to clear my brain of useless information to make room for things that are actually important #and not the whole life story of two fictive people #me got mental problems lul #inkheart basta #inkheart #basta x oc #basta #inkheart oc

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masonsystem · 2 months

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and howwww could he have framed max with a Bust like the cloak was not in his plan at all this case is so badly written the fuck 😭

#and also his crying animation is ugly af too like ew why does it look like milk 😭#aa lb #and the puppet man ended up being entirely useless towards the end.. what was he even here for

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plumbrosia · 1 year

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instead of answering my question this fucker has my supervisor email me a guide with no context on how to do it myself 😒 motherfucker

#personalalala #he's paid to do nothing then go on long vacations and maternity leaves istg #salaried people are useless af #cant be bothered to speak to me directly what a joke

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seungisms · 1 year

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🖇️📁 𝐒𝐊𝐙 … 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: fluff and so much dumbassary

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: more stupid tiktok trends, hyunjin and minho being haters in the comments, shy!seung 🗣️🗣️🗣️ chan and felix being the most perfect boyfriends ever <3

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: based of this tiktok! (making me feel so single fr) so in love with this trend, i just had to write it! felix and jeongin are shorter than the rest cause i’m just one (dumb) woman and incapable of thought 👍 this took me like two hours to write please forgive if it's absolute dog. reblog for a kiss, feedback much appreciated!

𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍

as we’ve already established this man is a whole ass boomer and doesn’t know what tf you’re talking about half the time

so when you come to him chatting away about another stupid tiktok trend he’s only half listening

humming along occasionally and going ‘that sounds fun sweetheart’ but as soon as the words ‘kissing trend’ hit his ears his interest is 📈📈📈 and you have his full attention

will be soso useless when you’re trying to find the right lipstick shade cause every time you ask his opinion he’ll just go

:) they all look pretty on you :)

and you’re just like chan that’s so cute and all but yOU’RE NO HELP RN

finds it so hard to concentrate while you’re leaving the lipstick stains all over his face cause you just look so cute giggling between every kiss and he’s so <333

just really wants to kiss you :( and gets all grumpy when you tell him to focus :(

takes his role very seriously when the camera is on him though

will take your face in his hand after wiping away your lipstick smudge, turning your face towards him and this mf is looking at you all 🥺 with your red lipstick covering his face

and you’ve never seen a prettier sight

cue the comments going wild over how dreamy ur boyfriend is

and he just laughs straight in ur face when you get all huffy

the type to repost it all over his socials, like this tiktok will be his whole personality for the next three months

probably has it pinned on his insta and linked in his bio or some shit 😭

down so bad and it shows

expect to be clowned in the comments by the rest of the guys

they just don’t wanna admit how cute the both of you are though <333

𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐎

takes a good full week of nagging for him to finally give in

he just really likes to see u beg :(

will be soso moody at the start and sits on the edge of ur bed feeling sorry for himself as you choose out ur lipstick

and every time you ask him what colour you should use he’s just like ‘🙄 idc what you wear let’s just get this over with 🙄🙄’

and you would’ve punched him straight in the teeth if he wasn’t essential to ur plan

pls he’ll literally melt once you sit on his lap and take his face between his hands

kissing you is definitely one of his fav hobbies so he’ll come around as soon as your pretty lips come in contact with his skin

will be all <333

you end up having to re-film it so many times cause this guy gets so carried away

every time you think he’s finally gonna do what you asked he just ends up planting his lips on yours again

you can’t even count the amount of times you had to reapply your lipstick cause this mf was busy kissing it off you

you’ll probably end up with so many drafts of the two of you just making out

you just look so pretty with your lipstick all smudged, he can’t help kissing you :(

will take a good hour of filming before this guys finally gets it right

cutest couple on the internet istg

gets so smug when he sees all the comments swooning over him the next day and you’re just like :/ stfu or else i’ll delete it

if only they all knew how hard he made the whole process for you 😭

ends up being one of his fav videos

so much so that’ll he’ll send it to everyone he knows and is like

heart, comment and share or die

thinks tiktok trends are stupid af but he doesn’t mind this one ig 🙄

𝐒𝐄𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐍

down so bad that he’ll agree right away

but you bet your ass he’s gonna be complaining the whole time about how he’s ‘putting his reputation on the line’ for you

but he’s sitting on your bed blushing, twiddling his thumbs and kicking his feet like a fucking teenage girl while you apply lipstick to your lips

suggests you kiss him on the lips first and you’re just like ‘yeah bro not gonna happen 🙄’ cause you j u s t know as soon as your lips meet his you’ll be pulled into making out with him for the next hour

he’s just very bad at focusing on the task at hand so every time you plant a kiss on his face he’ll be chasing after your lips with his own and pouting all cutely when you refuse to kiss him

likes watching you reapply your lipstick

ur just so pretty to this guy

can’t stop fucking laughing when you finally get to it

when he sees his face in the mirror he’s like whAT HAVE YOU DONE?? THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO WASH OFF????

and it’s like bRO STAY FOCUSED WE HAVE A TIKTOK TO FILM HERE

every time he turns your face towards him and you pan the camera over to him he’ll just go sdhisjdidjdAHAHAHAHA

and now half your drafts are just you shouting at him to f o c u s and hitting him with a pillow and he’s just cackling like an idiot

you end up having to post one of those cause this mf is useless and can’t follow a simple trend

first to comment is minho cause he has ur notifications on just to clown u

literally just a ‘look at these pussies’ and somehow it has 40k likes in three minutes

you’re surrounded by idiots

𝐇𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍

your lipstick stain is his fav accessory so you bet he’s agreeing right away

doesn’t mean he’s gonna make it easy for you though

argues with you about what shade of lipstick you should wear

and has no problem taking his sweet ass time going through your shades

‘what colour lipstick do you think would suit me the most? 🤨’

‘bro idc you’ve been at this for the last half hour, just piCK ONE?!’

‘-idk i think pink will go with my hair the best but all the pink shades you have are ugly af’

‘istg’

probably records you while you’re leaving the kisses on your face and posts it

don’t be surprised when it ends up getting twice as much likes as your original tiktok :(

puckers his lips all annoyingly and makes kissy noises when you’re done with the rest of his face

and you’re just like 🙄 c’mere idiot 🙄

when you finally film the tiktok he takes is soso seriously that it gives you whiplash

swipes at the smudge stain all lovingly and turns your face towards him, thumb tracing over your bottom lip and eyes flickering between your eyes and mouth and you’re just like?????

how??? tf??? is this man able to turn from the most annoying brat you’ve ever met to an actual dream boat within the span of 10 seconds???

you have half a mind to post the bts just to show everyone what he’s really like (aka a little asshole)

just knows tiktok is gonna go crazy over you guys

and sure enough it’s filled with

‘you mean OUR boyfriend’

‘[name], where did you find him again? 🧐 for science ofc’

‘the smudges are meant to be all around his face [name] not just his lips 🙄🙄’

and he just comments ‘she can’t resist me guys <333’ just block his ass already

𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐉𝐈𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆

nodding his head and agreeing before you even finish your sentence

‘hey babe, wanna film this kissing-‘

‘yes’

‘…bro i didn’t even tell you what we were doing??’

‘idc as long as i get to kiss you idc … i get to kiss you right!? … [name]?!’

very enthusiastic

just likes showing you off so he gets really into it

picks out some random red shade cause it ‘brings out his eyes’ 🙄

and you’re like okay whatever but you can’t help but agree he looks so cute all smiley with your lipstick smudged all over his face

gets distracted so easily

demands you kiss him on the mouth before moving onto his face and before you know it you’ve just been making out for the last half hour

‘but jisung, what about the tiktok trend?’ ‘the what????’

goes back to kissing you cause he’s so love drunk and can’t think straight once he’s had a taste of your lips

good luck getting him off you

can’t keep a straight face while you’re filming istg

knows the actual trend doesn’t involve kissing but as soon as he swipes your little smudge stain away and turns your face towards him he just finds himself leaning in again

and the rest of the tiktok is just him giggling against your mouth

and before you can even think about cutting that part out he’s already posted it

all the comments are so in love then there’s just hyunjin with ‘🤮🤮’

his lockscreen is 100% a selfie of the both of you covered in lipstick stains

one of his fav videos ever and will have no problem shoving it in peoples face out of nowhere

‘hey jisung, haven’t seen you in awhile-‘

‘yeah that’s great hahaha, loOK AT THIS VIDEO ME AND [NAME] FILMED, ISN’T SHE THE CUTEST??? LOOK AT HER?? LITERAL LOML???’

‘…’

so whipped for you and this trend didn’t help that fact

𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐗

probably the one to suggest it tbh

saw it on tiktok one day and was like ‘…me and [name] would slay this’

you only agree to do it cause he’s so cute when he’s excited over smth <333

looks up at you so 🥺 as you kiss all over his face

hold his chin in your hand and he’ll melt

forgets the trend as soon as your soft lips make contact with his skin and can’t help but kiss you every now and then while you’re marking his face

can’t keep the smile off his face when you’re recording and he looks so damn lovesick and whipped for you that it breaks tiktok for a good week

all the comments will be

‘he’s so in love with her 😭’

‘wish my boyfriend would look at me the way felix looks at [name] 💔’

‘girlie pls drop a tutorial on where to find a guy like this 🙏’

definitely the type to forward it to everyone he knows

and their mother

probably becomes his lockscreen and everytime he holds his thumb against the screen and replays it he’s just so :)

𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐌𝐈𝐍

acts like it’s so inconvenient to him and his life

but really he’s so giddy at the mere thought of your pretty lips all over him

won’t catch him admitting it though

when you first ask him he’ll just be like

🤨 no?? i’m not doing that?? 🤨

and when you say ‘oh okay i’ll just get jeongin to do it with me’ he’s straight into fight or fight mode and hot on ur tail

sitting all >:( on your bed as you go through your makeup looking for a good shade

but he’s blushing so hard and fiddling with his fingers cause he always gets so shy when he’s about to kiss you

another to try to chase your lips when you’re leaving your lipstick mark over his face

and you’re just like

‘SEUNGMIN HOW ARE WE MEANT TO DO THIS IF YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKEOUT WITH ME EVERY FIVE SECONDS???’

‘excuse me?? i think i deserve some compensation for agreeing to this dumb trend?’

punch him

right in his pretty face

pls

falls in love with the sight of your lipstick stains all over his face and can’t stop looking at himself in the mirror cause the shape of your lips is just so pretty

but as soon as you catch him smiling at himself in the reflection he’ll go straight from :) to >:( again

has to keep his little tsundere act going you know

surprisingly focused when you get to it

only takes you around three tries before you get the perfect shot

(he just wanted you to hurry tf up so he could finally makeout with you)

comments go wild

and he’s just like ‘see, told you the people loved me’

and it’s like ‘bRO YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANNA DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE???

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍

so shy

plays it off though and tries to act cool but really he’s melting on this inside

looks into the mirror every time you leave a kiss on his face and is like

:) you missed a spot :)

but really he just wants you to keep kissing him

before you know it his whole face is stained in your lipstick

takes a good hour before you can even start to think about filming

he’s just too pretty and distracting

especially when he’s looking at you all 🥺 with his lips puckered

gets so nervous once you whip out your phone to record and doesn’t know what tf to do

‘okay … what’s the plan again? does my hair look stupid?? do i look directly into the camera or-‘

gonna have to talk him through this one 😔✊

probably needs a full step by step tutorial to get though this stupid trend

once he gets it down though he’s a natural

tilting his head all cutely after swiping away the lipstick smudge and smiling at you with so much love that it almost made you forget about the recording

can’t help but kiss you anyway and it makes tiktok go wild <333

changbin probably sends it into the group chat not even a full minute after it’s posted and clowns tf out of you two

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