#hey what if i throw up.

[mail-me-a-snail]

are you unwell like me because im thinking about how the conclusion re: johnny and arasaka tower on august 20, 2023—is that johnny simply vanished from public eye, never to be seen again but certainly to be talked about, lauded as an anti-corp, anti-government (though the two are not mutually exclusive) activist until he became the stuff of legend—a reputation that arasaka itself could never have impeded, because doing so would have required them to release a statement saying johnny silverhand is, for certain, dead; at that point, johnny had left in the rubble a population of night citizens who now share his anti-corp sentiments.

they never would've believed that arasaka had had nothing to do with it—that silverhand was simply "dead" and that they were just the bearer of bad news. so they didn't say anything. johnny silverhand became a mystery, just as rache bartmoss and morgan blackhand did. the story is that johnny vanished on the night arasaka tower fell, never to be seen, but certainly to be discussed and praised even all throughout the time of red and especially further into the dark future.

but are you also unwell like me in thinking that johnny didn't die just to flip arasaka the bird or to end the 4th corporate war. he wasn't a soldier and nothing would've made him into one; he agreed to work for militech just to help alt.

and the only ones who really know what he had truly died for are the people who were there that night—and the one merc who's brain he—or the ghost of himself, rather—lives inside of knows, too.

but what v learns is johnny's side of the story. it's embellished a little in certain places...but v is the only one who will ever know what johnny—relic or no relic—is going through.

maybe he's showing them that being a legend is not too far from being a ghost. no one wants you for you—they only want the you they find in all the rumors and echoes after your death.

#cyberpunk 2077 #johnny silverhand #hey what if i throw up. #anyway look this is cobbled together from a jacob geller craze I was having earlier #what little lore i remember from cbp red #and the embellished version of johnnys 2013 and 2023 memories from cbp 2077 #<- this is my weakest point because it has been quite a while since ive played that part of the game #im trying but baw gawd is the mental illnessing #my post #my writing #!!?! i guess

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #nie mingjue #lan wunian #lan xichen #lan wangij #poll #Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!! #Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded. #It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*) #Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance! #Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging. #And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all. #Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way. #Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time. #My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay. #I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes. #(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?) #Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!

[beatcroc]

pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good... #i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying. #fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however.... #on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #arting #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.

[clown-owo]

Guardian of the Eastern Gate and the One Entrusted with a Flaming Sword by God: Principality Aziraphale

#good omens spoilers #gos2spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #goodomensedit #gifs #og post #i can't stop thinking about aziraphale so confident and badass saying “i'm prepared to take defensive measures” #and then just. being so useless #my guy says that and then 10 seconds later is like. well that won't hold forever. whats my plan? that was it. #it didn't even last you thirty goddamned seconds aziraphale??? #what were the candles for? nothing. to look threatening i guess #shout out to nina for being like. hey. what the fuck man #but still having the kindness to go. well obviously we won't throw fiction #king couldn't hold off more than 10 lowest level demons on his own without committing a war crime #needed humans to come up with plans for him #anyway. this is my first time making a gifset #sorry if it sucks. i don't know what the standards are for gifsets. i followed a tutorial #and reused the same color adjustments for every gif <- lazy

[qoppybirdie]

I made this a couple days ago but only added more to it today! i now consider it finished.

This a little based on an Ocelhira fic I read that is set during the 9 year gap ( "I hope they never understand us" by theArchduchess) where they’re trying to work together and the girls argue like every chapter.

Kaz is an emotional bomb and doesn't understand how Ocelot can keep his composure when he supposedly has a 'special connection' with Big Boss. What he doesn't know is that Ocelot has a lot going on behind the scenes.

He's also hard headed and stubborn when it comes to his ideas/decisions to make money + gets angry when Ocelot refutes his ideas and thats basically how the animatic starts

#the fic was so good i read it before bed every night like a bedtime story #until i finished up all 12 chapters 😭 #i should read it again… #more 9 year gap fics please throw them my way #hey qopphy whats your favorite part of mgs #the part where theres a gap and its not covered in the games at all !! #GGUUAHHHHHHHH #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear solid fanart #metal gear #metal gear fanart #kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #ocelhira #zero and eva minor appearance #mgs animatic #qopphy art #qopphy animatic

[moghedien]

It is never not hilarious to me that Moghedien just started providing what was potentially the biggest info dump on the Age of Legends and the exact technological heights they reached that we could have gotten in the books but we didn’t get it because Nynaeve refused to listen to what she was saying

#Moghedien out here literally saying ‘I have the context for a lot of the mysteries of the AoL to know what really happened’ #and then just started solving all the ancient mysteries of the world #and Nynaeve was just like ‘HEY SHUT UP *throws garbage at her*’ #wheel of time #nynaeve al'meara #Moghedien #wot book spoilers

[frnkiebby]

this little fucking~🎃

#hey where are you lesbian frank people #this one here is that #i fucking can’t with him #what is he evEN WEARING #i can’t he’s so pretty and i wanna throw him #just pick him up #and give a good toss #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[tomssobbingcorner]

you inspired me.

#all finished! ⭐ #im gonna start crying. throwing up. etc #actually. yknow what. #if you read these tags . give it like 10 seconds and ill have a very funny reblog in the notes. of things i said to my friends while drawin #gonna be sick. hey guys ! did you know. lifesteal smp #princezam #minutetech #princetech #lsshipping #lifesteal #lssmp #lifesteal fanart #yes we maintag. yes we do the lifesteal tags. yes i die on the floor. directly #cw eyestrain #forgot colours. were real

[martianbugsbunny]

The way Steve was wearing the uniform that Bucky saw him in last time he knew who he was when they fought in Winter Solider I CAN'T

#I didn't register until I watched that movie again tonight that hey. girl. he's literally wearing his uniform from the war. #he's wearing the uniform Bucky knew him in #like...I'm weeping #crying screaming throwing up about this #what the heck #stucky #Steve rogers #captain america #Bucky barnes #the winter soldier #captain america the winter soldier #(my beloved) #mcu #(my beloathed) #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #martianbugsbunny ships

[opikiquu]

(rocking back and forth in the corner of an empty room) save me white boy save me white boy save me white boy s

oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS . BOY.

#my first reaction was ‘what? his eyes do glow!’ and then i proceeded to cry #★ arin rambles #sorry i need to let this out #AVENTURINE. AVENTURINE oh dear #IM DR RATIO YOOHOO #HEYYYYY HEY HEY HEY HEY PLELASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE #IM BEGGING YOU. IM BEGGING YOU #im getting a job so i can e6 him /j #Yall im obsessed with this man i have to have him kill me #like everytime i see him my eyes pop out like those ugly stupid pens with squishy animals on them #i think my body mustve sensed him or something #i literally woke up at 7 am in a cold sweat #im not gonna be normal #IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT #5 DAYS IS TOO LONG YALL IM NOT MAKING IT #IM GOING TO THROW UP #aventurine pleade aventurine please aventurine aventurine save me #AVENTURINE. #Please babygirl what i gotta do to get a suicidal blonde to kiss me around here??????? #sorry if you follow me it will get worse #he a masterpiece . he changed my life . he a work of art……. #aventurine honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #AVENTURINE #OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OH MY GOD PLEASEEEE P #PLEASE ONE CHANCE ONE MINUTE ONE SECOND JUST A GLANCE #im gonan thriw up IM GONNA DIE #tears in my eyes

[spearxwind]

It's those gay eels I keep talking about

#windyart #alex cringe on main moments sorry (not sorry at all i am cringe but i am free) #i enjoy the colors in this one a lot i hope you will too <3 subjects you to gay eels #cf #cf art #hades #talas #ouggh not sure what else to tag this as #suggestive #i mean. maybe. i dont know i am desensiticed to like everything #hey if youre reading this did you know hades only stands tall up to talas' chest. so here he is being held up ty for coming to my ted talk #im throwing this into the void and hoping people enjoy them lmao good bye!! im gonna hide under a rock

[jackals-ships]

"Long has the Stormcrown languished, with no worthy brow to sit upon. By our breath, we bestow it now to you, Dragonborn, in the name of Kyne, in the name of Shor, and in the name of Atmora of Old. You are Ysmir now, the Dragon of the North, hearken to it."

"The Nordic aspect of Talos. He withstood the power of the Greybeards' voices long enough to hear their prophecy. Later, many Nords could not look on him without seeing a dragon."

thinking about.....dragonborns with borrowed-stolen divinity..........

insert uses they/them

#jackals barks #okay 2 rb #ldb jackal is my lil guy i go 'hey wouldn't it be fucked up to put this guy in Situations. anyways heres Situations <3' #sometimes you are a lil dude with no job an a god thats Supposed to be fake throws you head first into a viddy game and you go ?????? WHAT- #and god goes lol. lmao even. anyways good luck w the dragons #and you go GOOD LUCK WITH WH- and then somehow you end up sleeping with god. sorta. hes sorta god. its a Thing #i want to do. even More shading and dramatic lighting but i can feel my Willpower for that leaving SO

[coconut530]

SISSY FIGHT

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #WHAT A FUN EPISODE #THE GIRLS TIDYING UP THE HIDEOUT THEY’RE SO SWEET #MORELLA IS FREAKING ADORABLE #THEN THE OTHERS ARE JUST WALLOWING IN NEGATIVITY #LENORE AND DUKE FIGHTING WHO KNEW IT COULD BE KINDA FUN #THEY INVADED THE KITCHEN OMG #PLUTO BEING THE PEACEKEEPER #INSULTING HIS MUSTACHE I CAAAAAAAANNNN’TTTTT!! “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS” 😂 #PLUTO IS SO DONE #“Thank you for making sure I didn’t die” “No problem” “…” “SO I COULD KILL YOU MYSELF” #PLUTO THROWING BRITISH/SWEARS LEFT AND RIGHT MY BOI WAS POPPING OFF IT WAS SO FUN TO READ ALOUD #LITTLE GUY ORDERING HIS TALL FRIENDS AROUND #LENORE WALLOWING IN ANNOYANCE— OH HEY MR. RAVEN DIDN’T THINK I’D BE SEEING YOU TODAY #LENORE TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE’S GOING THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH OF LENORE DISAPPOINTMENT 😂 #WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION SIR????? WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION LENORE????? #WHAT A THRILLING PENULTIMATE EPISODE ON THE WAY TO EPISODE ONE FREAKING HUNDRED WOWWWW AMAZING

[starry-bi-sky]

what piercings does Danny have in your CFAU?

Danny’s got double lobe piercings on both ears, and then helixes, and an orbital on one side! Then he’s got an eyebrow piercing on the right side of his face. I don’t have any particular reason for why he’s got piercings as an adult, I just thought it’d be a fun way to indicate a physical change from when he was 14 and last saw the Waynes, to the next time they see him. Although with this version of Danny (rather than my original, unserious beta version of CFAU), it probably would follow that he'd potentially get piercings when he was older. (So not a total shock)

#dpxdc #dp x dc #cfau #childhood friends au #cfau danny #piercings #danny did his lobe piercings at home but the upper parts were done by a professional in the ghost zone #his ghostly healing means he couldnt go to a human piercer it’d heal in an instant #i’ve considered giving him snakebites. or a tongue piercing #guys with piercings >>> #playing dress up with your characters is the best part of making an au! #its also lowkey a relic to what my original childhood friends au was like in my head when it was still more of a 'daydream au' #which was more cracky and unserious. it leaned more into danny being more like his pre-canon self ie: meekish and shy when he was in gotham #so him having piercings/being more confident/cursing/etc the next time they saw him would come off as more of a drastic change considering #the last time they saw him (when jason was alive) he was a skittish and quiet kid. bookish. him turning out all goth-rock and punkish and #willing to throw hands with anyone he sees. would have been a big “huh??” moment for jason and co #hey wouldn't it be fun if jason had a childhood friend who moved away when he was a kid and returned to kill #the joker after he died? and that friend looked almost unrecognizable from his memories? #'daydream aus' are what i call aus that aren't all that serious and stem from listening to music and daydreaming. they're largely silly #unserious. and more “hah wouldnt this scene/idea be fun” and would've been harder to write down as a longform au. cfau stemmed from me #listening to music and going and then it spiraled from there.

[itsbrucey]

Messy sketchy draft concept etc etc. for a piece called “ Trapped Within the Jaws of God, We Learned To Pray” aka “ fuuuuuuuuuuuck Willy overactived the slime…..fuuuuuuck”

#no I haven’t listened to the new ep yet #why do you ask? /j #might add some pharyngeal jaws. and more eyes. and just FUCK the doodler up just MESS THEM UP #and that’s supposed to be an eye in the mouth #also I was thinking of giving God Willy like…. 3 pupils per eye bc that’s weird and fun #and also just doodler him up. teeth eyes slime weird wings A Halo?? #Throwing shit at the wall and we’ll see what sticks. #I’m gonna be so disappointed when Willy isn’t this absolutely mad carnage God and is just a manipulative misogynist /j #what’s the point if he’s not physically and mentally warped by eldritch power to the point where he wants to dissect the universe….like cmon #AND HE BETTER HAVE AN INSANE VILLIAN LAUGH. ANTHONY. HEY YEAH YOU. LISTEN HERE /j

[h-doodles]

truly not sorry but once again thinking abt miranda/mc/mia in RL. i need them SO bad. like, 2 of the most morally unsound persons (Mia & Miranda) + their little meow meow. Knowing both are so possessive and destructive (TO OTHERS) when they love and instead of running, fully embracing the chaos of it. Loving them despite their delusions of grandeur, the crimes, the secrets, and the deaths (+ undeaths) caused (or ordered!) by their hands. Acknowledging this is fucked up but you can't help it. Lovingly bitching abt their fights but fully done and gone to do anything else but to soothe and continue loving them, because after all those years of waiting and doing and redoing everything to be perfect was worth it for this.

also did i mention being their little meow meow. sorry Miranda, MC was the original gremlin in the relationship and Mia being the fucked up feral racoon she is now is not solely by her doing, MC was and IS the enabler in both relationships that it bled over sm and OUGHJJJJJHHHHhhhh im being so emo abt three (3) women being utter menaces frfr

#sorry but i truly love it when corruption didnt spread #it was in there all along #ALSO GOD. sorry but RL Miranda/Mia happened once to me in my brain. Dreamt abt one loop that they get so fucked up drunk they slept together #and like. they didnt process it until MC comes back fr and sees the unresolved vibe #miranda's screaming shaking crying throwing up when mia alludes to it in front of mc and mc is like. huh. good for u actually. #mia: so u dont mind? that we fucked once???? #mc: babe did u forget the stint of us fucking drunk before i met miranda. i expected u guys to do it more actually. #miranda: you WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. #mc: dont worry my love i truly do love and adore u!!!! and i wouldnt mind if u wanted to bring mia in really #mc (inside her mind): my god. these bitches gay. #mc (still inside her mind): miranda doesnt know mia's a menace when she's starting to fall and mia doesn't know mira's circling her either. #mc: god i love u both but u need to opem ur eyes really. my god. #then i woke up #and thought. hey. if this was plausible eva gets to have three (3) mommies fr and IM upset its not real ekdbdofjd #anyways dreams were sponsored by cinder's re8 harem fic #thank u cinder <3 #resident lover #mother miranda #mother miranda x reader #mia winters #mia winters x reader #mother miranda x mia winters #mother miranda x mia winters x reader #personal.txt #clown.txt #simp.txt