#his gay ass is NOT listening

[chernozemm]

(if we are to assume that the Sandman and Good Omens take place in the same universe, then we know what Lucifer Morningstar looked when working with angel!Crowley)

Aziraphale invented having an embarassing office crush and queer panic in the same afternoon he is a hardworking angel

(credit for background/ Ivana Cajina)

#good omens 2 #the sandman #aziraphale #crowley #lucifer morningstar #good omens #myart #his gay ass is NOT listening #i love lucifer in the sandman #so perfect #am i projecting on aziraphale #no comment

[tarutaruga]

madara sketch, also testing out CLIP STUDIO timelapse feature

#naruto #madara uchiha #uchiha madara #madara #tarudraw #listening to vocaloid while drawing this #im feeling old #all the music videos were 480p or lower.... good times #also im really proud of his face shape here #peepaw why are you so pretty I wanna kiss you #gay ass for old men

[purple-corpsez]

Michael Afton is my favorite loser and I will never stop seeing him as one

#michael afton fanart #michael afton #five nights at freddy’s fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf fanart #Michael afton is a loser #but in like a funny way #I bet his gay ass listens in Madonna #“oh I like slipknot’ I know what you are

[budd-ee]

thinking… senya’s pin(???) is in arajin’s head yet both arajin and senya are more emotional… while ichiya’s pin is by matakara’s heart despite ichiya seeming more calculating… what are they cooking 🤔

#bucchigiri?! #listen arajin may be a cringe ass loser but I’m enjoying this stupid show #I’m thinking thoughts #matakara is suffering but like it’s good for his character #also angst is pushing these stupids forward #can’t wait for the gay fight confrontation we’re being set up to

[m-owo-n]

“I think,” Eddie declares, bursting into the room making his way to where Steve is laying on his bed. He’s relaxed against some pillows and has a magazine in his hands.

“Oh no” Steve blandly, flipping a page. Eddie flops on top of him, making the other yelp. Shuffling until he was comfortable, Steve holds the magazine up out of the way. He settles when he’s laying on Steve’s chest, chin perched on folded arms to look up at him.

“Rude” he huffs. “I think, that baby Byers has a crush on Gareth.”

That makes his boyfriend actually put down the magazine. “Your drummer?” He hums an affirmative. “He’s too old for Will!”

Protective Mama bear mode activated. Eddie laughs to himself. “Not to worry dear, Gareth has no interest. But it’s good news!”

“Will liking older men is not good news”

“He’s not that much older. And you say that like he hasn’t crushed on you” the magazine makes a return, rolled up to slap the top of Eddie’s head. “Ow.”

“Explain to me how this is a good thing.”

“It means he’s at least a little over Wheeler! He’s expanding his pallet. It’s a cause for celebration.”

“How did you even figure this out?”

“It was subtle,” he grins impishly “at first. A few glances during Hellfire Meetings, nothing to write home about. But the kiddos came to the garage to see us practice today.”

Steve sighs despairingly “And he was enchanted by the drummer”

A delighted laugh at his word choice springs from Eddies mouth. “Exactly that.”

“We should talk to him”

“We can. But don’t you want to see the baby gay in action before we do? It’d be so cute when it’s not so painful like how it was with mike”

“The sooner the better”

“Fiiiine”

#listen I like the idea of byler but mike needs to get his head out of his ass and Will deserves nice things #like having the obligatory gay crush on a drummer phase #and I think of this as Steve and Eddie haven’t told the kids about their relationship yet but have discussed before how to go about it #with them as like individuals #IDK #but I’m just throwing this out there #stranger things #steddie #will byers #eddie munson #steve harrington #gareth emerson #gareth stranger things #i may delete later lmao

[adharastarlight]

James: hey Reggie, do you know what tomorrow is?

Reg: Tuesday?

James: no. Well, yes. But its Valentines day!

Reg: what? Oh, the stupid muggle day of tacky cards and chocolate hearts?

James: ...well alright, I was going to ask you to be my valentine, but no thats fi-

Reg: Wait! No! It's a great holiday! Get back here

#im just like reggie fr #listen #valentines day sucks ass but if james fucking potter asked me to be his??? #nope #best holiday ever hands down #i would actually die #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter #james potter x regulus black #regulus kinnie #marauders valentines day #fluffy jegulus #sunshine james #james sunshine potter

[clown-eating-pig]

I have never heard anyone speak so passionately about anything as that night vale guy is talking about this scientist’s hair

#welcome to night vale #wtnv #started welcome to night vale bc I couldn’t find a good YouTube video to listen to <\3 #wishing this gay ass radio voice man well when it comes to his Carlos related endeavors #sorry ur man cut his hair

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

the fact lyrics like

you got me down bad to feel your touch, you put my body through pain and i confuse it with love

your voice so clear like you say my name, got me runnin' for my life like this shit's a game

are playing as william and zeke drive towards what will be their first step towards their own special game is so fucking personal to me, the home of sexuals did it again

#the fact the entire time zeke's complaining abt his failed marriage?????? #gay gay homosexual gay #william has the audacity to go 'so.... youre divorced then?' like this bitch didn't drink celebratory beer when he stalked this info out #i'm mentally ill about this song okay #been listening to it for days it's driving me up the walls #you ever look at william schenk smiling and laughing at whatever bullshit zeke's saying #boy so happy to just let zeke rant his ass out about how Love Ain't Enough and Romance Is Dead and Cheating Is Always In Season #all while giving him heart eyes #he DOWN BAD fr fr #(hehe) #spiralshipping #william schenk #ezekiel banks #spiral from the book of saw #spiral #sawposting #spiralposting

[totallyradicalmucky]

Zomboss: *sigh* I hate Crazy Dave. He literally makes my day worse just by knowing he exists on the same planet as me, I cannot stop thinking about him. About ways to destroy him- and his plant armada. Of course first I’d-

Imps in the Imp Farm:

#mucktalk #pvz zomboss #dr zomboss #pvz imp #imp #plants vs zombies #what’s it called when u do things specifically for your rival #crazy Dave and zomboss have that doofenshmirtz x doofenshmirtz dynamic #zomboss compliments the large stack of random tires on Dave’s lawn #Dave appreciates the outfit Zomboss made for neon mixtape tour #imps? become homophobic they’re tired of listening to Zomboss’s gay ass rant about his newest plan (gay undertones) #this is the true reason for the imp uprising…

[jakeeexp]

hello furry nation

#silly guy #(me) #radiohead #mcr #gay emo #his ass is not listening #autism swag #dog boy

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

Got through the opening letters and first two chapters of Frankenstein!

Good news: I like it so far! I was a little apprehensive about the intro since I wasn’t expecting the letter format but I warmed up to it. “Do you understand this feeling?” is a quote stuck in my head. I love the way my brain speaks as Robert Walton at that part. I can feel his anticipation and excitement, feel the cold arctic breeze, and see the golden and rosy sunrise, hopeful and inviting.

Bad(?) news: I am already gay for Victor Frankenstein. I knew this would happen but so soon?

(I’ll avoid spoiling things as I get further into it but I did want to prattle about it a bit. I haven’t read a book in ages and it’s cool)

#talking to myself #frankenstein or the modern prometheus #victor frankenstein #WE LITERALLY MEET HIM AS A SAD COLD PATHETIC MESS HOW CAN I NOT BE GAY #he is my babygirl #I KNOW his ass gonna go full meow meow mode but he’s my babygirl for now #look I get that Robert says he’s like a brother #and stuff was a little different back then #but Robert. babe. listen to me. #you are clearly captivated by this tall ‘attractive and amiable’ stranger #if someone talked about me the way you talk about him I’d die from being so flustered #okay I’m done for now #too many tags #blorbo from my books #robert walton

[iwantyoursexmp3]

NOT PROMOTING SMOKING but first year of uni I was sooooo good at making people give me cigarettes i would get a little drunk and look at them with my beautiful brown eyes and they would give them to me i have literally never bought my own. one time i met a guy at predrinks and after an hour I convinced him to give me one of his straights. beau from my beautiful novel is the same as me where he doesn’t want to smoke regularly but unfortunately he has the same talent

#there’s a spectrum of smoking in my beautiful novels on one end you have felix who desperately needs to quit. then beau who isn’t a smoker #but sometimes gets silly after drinking and is like wahhh why did I do that #then Bobbys in the middle but like his ass should NOT be smoking more than anyone else!!! he and beau fight about this!!! #but like he is an adult he can do what he wants!!! #bobby and felix scene where bobby makes felix give him a cigarette than take the blame #when he smells like smoke but in that moment rly shouldn’t be smoking because he just had pneumonia… #felix should not have listened to him but like it was gay sex metaphorically

[theinfinitedivides]

'just die now instead. because i cannot watch you break apart piece by piece. so just go and die right now instead. because of you... i think i'm going crazy.'

#tv: my dearest #my dearest #mbc my dearest #namgoong min #nam goong min #kim yoon woo #kdrama #local gay watches My Dearest (and is subsequently f*cked up).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #closest our asses are getting to an actual f*cking confession unless Ryang Eum pulls some sh*t and surprises us by hard launching #the coming out session. holy f*ck i am not normal about this at all bc not MY ass writing a line eerily similar to that in my fic #months before this scene aired. not me getting inside his head like that hello!!!!!! #said what he had to say slammed the door behind him AND like every gay had a flashback of broken/unfulfilled promises by #a straight man we are going through it beloveds #'what is the use of getting married? listening to you sing for the rest of my life is enough for me.' = 'i cannot leave without #my lark. how else would i get this back' the latter being also a line from my fic. either way he is a LIAR!!!!!!!! #and not Ryang Eum tracing the outline of his face bc he still cannot touch him dear God. 'how handsome.' not him #branding himself to get rid of the absolutely f*cked up scar his master left on him bc he will never be anyone's but Jang Hyun's #dear God why #don't even know how he's walking down the hallway at this point i would have thrown myself off something #and now he's f*cking pissed Gil Chae's going to get blows Jang Hyun do you see what you are doing!!!!!!! you are preventing #my frenemies arc Jang Hyun!!!!!!!

[pompadorbz]

Quick timeskip non despair modos since she lives in my head rent free... He's genderfluid and uses both he and she pronouns in the future because shes. cool like that. I'm cool like that.

Just some quick notes (kinda for myself since I plan to make a full design for both her and Taka someday) uhhhh

The ginger colour is his actual natural hair colour! He dyed it all black when she was younger to match Daiya, but it was a shitty job and it washed out to a more brown colour. Eventually Mondo let the old colour grow out and that just became the look(tm) for a bit. ALSO ALSO. Her hair is naturally more wavy!! it's also very very frizzy if not taken proper care of.

Close to her last year at the academy when the gender creature kicked in (and just in general she started to feel less obligated to conform) (being around a bunch of queer people will do that), he switched from wearing the boy's blazer and tie to the girl's uniform with the little red ribbon (he kept the pants tho, I think she's always been more of a pants person.). Taka was super proud of him because it was the first time he'd ever BUTTONED UP A UNIFORM. However this would soon change because she adopted a sorta gyaru look (much to Junko's frustration because he ATE), and started wearing jumpers overtop of the blouse.

He avoided being feminine around the gang for a while, but ACTUALLY it ended up benefitting her when she started to, because in fights people would underestimate him and lower their guards around him. fuckinnnn serves them right I guess !!!!!

She is still ripped. Once ripped, forever ripped. BUT I also think that her body has still changed significantly, not just due to age but also generally eating much better. I don't think he OR Taka were eating enough tbh. Except where Mondo got better, Taka got worse for Non Despair plot reasons that would take a MILLION years to elaborate on

She goes KYAAA~! when the wind blows girl idk

He wears a STUPID amount of cat print. It bled out from the boxers and it got all over the entire rest of his wardrobe. I think her fashion sense becomes downright GAUDY because its compensation for all the years he spent being emotionally constipated. He lived his entire childhood and early teens with the most ACKRID case of toxic masculinity. She deserves at least a LITTLE bit of obnoxious hot pink and leopard print seats in her car (he's just like me for real). But also I think he's still fairly gnc with outfits? Again. She's a pants guy.

OH YEAH HER CAR I think she still has the old motorcycle somewhere. But he has a new one. It's called HPBNB (Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast) and he drives that instead. Also he FINALLY got a car because he now understands the importance of travel storage. Despite the leopard seats it's still kind of a clunker, since a lot of money was sunk into. Y'know. the HPBNB.

Everyone FAWNS OVER HER and they will NEVER HAVE HER. Hope this helps!!!

He'll grow stubble on her chin sometimes, it just kinda depends on how she's feeling. shaving it isn't much of a sacrifice for her since it grows back at a stupid pace. She can afford to experiment.

#She is the closest thing to a god for me #I am obsessed with him because he reminds me of myself and I am factually known to be incredibly cool #cool guy syndrome.. she has that #I just think that all of her problems would be solved if she picked up a cool new gender at the store idk #i don't wanna hear people say that I'm like. erasing Taka's homosexuality because that's just. Not how that works. His ass is still gay #idk just learn how gender presentation and pronouns work. read a book. you dingus #listen i project a lot onto this kitty cat SHE. IS. JUST. LIKE. ME. FOR. REAL. #danganronpa #danganronpa thh #danganronpa 1 #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #mondo oowada #oowada mondo #mondo owada #owada mondo

[tiredassmage]

your honor: he's an idiot, but he's beautiful when he smiles.

#swtor #swtor smuggler #swtor screenshots #ch: leo ashold #corso riggs #sith: shows up and tries to flirt with his incredibly gay [esp for his best friend] ass #leo: [record scratch] i beg your kriffing what now? you wanna what? #look he's a little hard of hearing on the right side cut him some slack #that and ah. leo is skilled in. selective listening. a seasoned practitioner of at least a decade if you will

[jankwritten]

got too excited thinking about a bokuakakuroken hockey au where Kuroo and Bokuto are a D-man pair, Kenma and Akaashi are left and right wingers to some unspecified third character's center forward, all of them on the first line. I'd make the third character Hinata but I think Hinata and Kags need to be the craziest d-pair ever they need to have the most intricate scary ass bait-and-switch bullshit where they trick other guys into thinking they have the puck and then they smash the fuck out of them.

Anyway Kuroo and Bokuto are SO good at helping the wingers set up plays and Kenma is uncanny at reading where opposing players will go next while Akaashi has stick handling skills for DAYS and knows exactly how to keep up team morale in a quieter way than Bokuto, who crows on and on about how awesome they all are CONSTANTLY. Kuroo is captain and gives dorky ass speeches in the locker room that the other guys always snicker at him for (first guy to laugh has to pay a fine, usually it's Bokuto who is always more than happy to support the team LMAO)

I feel like Tsukki would be a good candidate for goaltender, y'know, blocking and all that. Yamaguchi would be a part of the power kill line, and he usually only goes out when it's a PK, which is unusual, but it makes sense because he's always somehow better when there's fewer guys on his side. Maybe because it makes him fight harder to keep shit away from Tsukki - has more of the burden on his shoulders, less guys to trip over.

Suga is a trainer, the trainer who seems the friendliest but is the scariest to get stuck with when you've got a major injury because he WILL fix you and it WILL hurt. He'll tell you to suck it up and give you a pack of skittles and tell you to get your ass into the ice bath now.

(He is dating Daichi, another center forward on the team, likely on the same line as Asahi and Tanaka's D-pair, Noya's right wing and Ennoshita's left. Asahi is a D-man for humor purposes only. He's like an elephant, huge but skittish.)

Kenma is an easy target on the ice (small, slight, etc.) but people learn DAMN fast not to go after him because Kuroo and Bokuto have a combined record of breaking like, seventeen guy's noses during games. At first they could get away with the high sticking, but it got a bit obvious. I think Bokuto has received an actual fine while Kuroo snickers and is more sly with it.

Akaashi is also not fond of people going after Kenma and he will target guys in a way that humiliates them - goes out of his way to break ankles and dangle shots and pulls out his best moves just to keep those assholes from getting to touch the puck at all, until their coaches pull them off the ice any time he's on it. He finds it far more satisfying, though watching Bokuto full-body slam some douche into the wall is also a nice feeling.

I also feel like Bokuto would make a GREAT goalie, though. HRNGH. There are so many positions I want to put them into, rotate them through the roster etc.e tc. Kenma as a goaltender????? i take the most autistic person and i stick them in the net.

Akaashi would not be a good goaltender, there isn't enough action. I do think he would be a really good center, though - maybe he'd be the center with Kenma as a left wing and someone else as a right.

Tsukki wants to be a d-man but he didn't ever care enough to put actual force into his hits so he slowly got stuck more and more into the goal until he begrudgingly decided it was cool.

im sure i'll have more thoughts later. it is my bedtime.

#haikyuu #listen i need to combine all the things I love they all need to be together forever #take the gay sports anime people and put them into the other gay sport #everything is a gay sport if you're brave enough #iwaizumi and oikawa aren't here only because 1) i do not care about them as much and 2) oikawa would NEVER play ice hockey. #he's a figure skater instead :) #and Iwaizumi is his scary ass d-man boyfriend who drags Oikawa to practices with him and soemtimes gets him on the ice and #oikawa swipes the FLOOR with them during a pck up game and since then he's not allowed to touch a hockey stick