#holy fuck i cant even do this

[acrosstobear]

juncoshollinger Update on the #77 car 🚨

#callum ilott #indycar #juncos hollinger racing #holy fuck i cant even do this #no comment #seriously

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[lunarharp]

if i just told you i love you would this world change

#witch hat tag #orufrey #these kinda suck lol i feel like i cant draw right now *irritated sigh* BUT I FEEL EMOTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #if you are gay go watch good omens season 2 right now. NO YOU DONT KNOW THO!!!!!!!!! #i know being this affected by good omens is probably cringe. I dont care any more. the last 1 minute of good omens season 2 was #some of the most affecting acting i've ever seen in my life. sometimes someone acts with the force as if their entire career led to that #like during the credits part the very end im not even talking about before that. holy god #aziraphale i know everything about you. i know what you are feeling right now. i can see everything on your face. we're going to make it #ER.... NOT THAT THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS POST. IT'S NOT SPOILERS !!!!!!!!!!!!! #I JUST FEEL THOROUGHLY CHANGED !!!!!!!!!!! SHIT GETS REAL FROM NOW ON.. LIKE IN GENERAL! IN MY LIFE! #tormented gay love tormented gay love TORMENTED GAY LOVE TORMENTED GAY LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #btw the first 3 images were drawn earlier with an entirely different feeling and an entirely different mood. #Why do you keep pulling away from me? #It is because i love you that i do this #the lyrics from one of my japanese orufrey songs (A SONG THAT THE CREATOR LISTENS TO!!!!) led to feelings #“あなたが知らない私を残さず見ててほしいの” but i'm not translating it cause it just sounds weird. if with his eyes oru's asking “WHY don't you want #to let me in? to see all of you?“ those lyrics are like ”I actually want you to see every last bit of the parts of me you don't know“ #oru you have no idea how much i want to lay bare my whole soul for you #maybe it's an alternate version of chapter 40. to me #i need to draw something really fucking good or i'm not going to forgive myself. i will not rest in this life #until i have made the orufrey that fully satisfies me nor until i have seen what the manga is leading to #NO STORY MEANS ANYTHING WITHOUT TORMENTED GAY LOVE AT THE HEART OF IT. THATS THE HEART OF THIS WORLD!!!!! #........... so Hi im normal :) haha *goes and finally makes breakfast*

[sylvieserene]

Fixing history using the power of editing and my editing skills!!

For today we have, New Titans (1980) Issue #100

✨ Wedding Special ✨

@robstarblog @robstaryeah pinging yall just in case so that this doesn't get lost in oblivion (It'd be painful since I worked 5 hours non stop on it lol)

I think the most time was taken by the final panel and adding in the finishing touches since I pretty much had to change everything to the pixel level, quite literally lol (I'm serious, I did)

Welp I hope the results were worth it! And with that, another one gets a good ending!!

I kinda didn't add sleeves in the first two panels of the final page because it didn't look good and looked janky with how I was editing it so yeah please ignore that-

#teen titans #robstar #dick grayson #koriand'r #starfire #dickkory #Changing history #using the power of editing and my own skills! #giving the good ending to characters who truly deserve it #it took me 5 hours to complete all the editing to the miniscule level #i paid attention to every detail to match each panel #it took a lot of effort but it was worth it!! #but damn man there have been so little dickkory content that I really had to search hard to get myself a suitable pic to edit out of #we have a lot barbara content with dick but barely much with Kori honestly #anw hope this is nice #self editing #also #Donot remove my watermark while reposting otherwise I'll consider it as stealing >:( #dont steal #that damn priest took so much time to edit like holy cow #I really went above and beyond to get all the details right and consistent throughout #I let my perfectionist nature manifest #but yea #now Dick and Kori can have an uninterrupted happy wedding <3 #im so happy #I may try another one of these fixie thingies if I find anything^^ #this was really fun to work on #i fixed canon #but fuck the actual canon #cuz most comic writers cant even do just one job right

[emblazons]

So I’m rewatching S4 and...lmao. I’ve just come to the absolutely mf insane revelation that the theme from “You’re the Heart” that plays during Mike's monologue also plays another time—

—in S04E07, when Hopper is telling Dimitri that 1) he was just getting in El's way the last time he tried to help (!!!), 2) that it’s hardwired for people to reject their fathers and 3) he hopes that El is coming into her own. Literally.

This...combined with how Hopper says its natural to worry about our sons and daughters? Hopper talking about GROWING and MOVING ON?! The emphasis we see in El's revival of Max focused on "Not Hopper, Not Mike—You?" El's refusal to come out of the void when Mike asks her to, and the way she seems disinterested in the romantic and "I need you" sentiments of everything Mike says to her?

The independent El subtext (and just text, really) grows stronger with every passing moment. Anyway: feel free to listen for yourself!

#THEY'RE OVER AND ITS SO FAMILIAL CODED I CANT EVEN BREATHE #I was literally watching and heard the music only so SCREAM like??!?! THEY DO MLVN SO FUCKING DIRTY IN THE PARALLELS MUSIC LMAOOO #the fact that they show JONATHAN and WILL when this is happening makes so much more sense now because F A M I L Y CODING holy fuck #anti mlvn #st parallels #mike wheeler #el hopper #jim hopper #stranger thingas #my st commentary #my s4 rewatch #parentified mike

[b0ylik3r]

why was there a proshipper defending r*pe and age gap ships in the zadr tag

#i hate it here #proshippers dni. #DNI DNI DNI DNIIIIII #I HATE YOU GUYS #zadr isnt even a proship its just standard enemies to lovers #“oh but zim-” they're both kids and there's MOUNDS of evidence to support it #remove the stick from your ass please. #oh wait you cant cuz its shoved so far up there you cant get it out #fucking idiots #zim isnt an adult #just because jhonen said something doesn't mean it's true and holy word #zim is like baby. shut up #ok rant over #zadr #iz #invader zim #zim #dib membrane #iz dib #dib iz #iz zim #zim iz #do you see what i see #because i see FUCKING ASSHOLES #jhonen: invader zim was a dream the whole time actually none of it happened dib was having hallucinations #some of you guys: omg!!!! dream theory real!!

[bawltongue]

#jonathan davis #jon davis #korn #nu metal #metal #his fucking dance #i cant do this anymore #hes always done the little boppy dance when he has the bagpipes ojt dude #watching him do this in real fucking life literally…when i think pf it. #shivers down my spine broke my brain i love this band so much #also dont even get me started on ths fucking fit i cohld write a 76 page essay on it alone #holy gods hes so fucking talented and beautiful beyond comprehension its actually infuriating #video

[cubedmango]

sibling secrets

#cherry magic #my art #comic #finally drew out another silly cm comique bc its been a while since the last one #radio drama edition this time bc ive been missing them dearly :( #me as i was drawing this: my own rd krdc designs ? broke and too basic . my own rd mari design ??? lets fucking goooo #i love her so much u guys have no idea .!!! recently i found out her name actually stems from My name and that was like . holy shit #i knew our annoying elder sister vibes matched . shes my best friend now #also the 'kurosawa drunk rambles abt adachi to her' thing is an hc of mine for them in every version . he would do that u cant even argue #also also mari 1000% percent knew what she was doing in every adaptation too and set them up on purpose its true she told me herself-

[catboyidia]

hes so small!!! :((( he’s just a little guy!!! (he is a thirty year old man that is also capitalism personified) i want to scrunch him up into a little ball and put him in my pocket

#AAAAAAHHH FUCK WHY IS HE SO CUTE!!! #*SCREAMING AND BITING AGGRESSIVELY ON A PILLOW AND SHAKING IT VIGOROUSLY* #I FUCKING CANT DUDE HOLY SHIT I FEEL INSANE!!! #TINY RUFUS!!! LOOK AT HIM GO!!! WHAT HORRIBLE THINGS WILL THIS LITTLE GUY TRY TO DO TODAY?! NOBODY KNOWS AND IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER!!! #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #ever crisis #rufus shinra

[dalloneveryday]

day 151 :) <3

#dallon weekes #idkhow #HE <3 #HES SO !?!???!!!!!?!!!! FUHCJDNCFCKFKCUHCJFNMDHSUFJCNX. HES SO GORGEOUS WAAUHGHHHUGGHH #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #the fact that he exists is just insane to me #also i cant belive ive been doing this for 151 days. holy fuck #i dont even run on queue either. how did i get this far #you know what. im not even gonna wait the hour and a half you get an early dallon. ily 🫶

[florshedworf]

i know i dont pay enough attention to the alien infiltrator but there’s something that “vanessa” says that i feel like hasn’t been entirely revealed yet.

they say that shiny has some sort of weapon that would “destroy them.” and sure it could’ve been something like the rainbow beam or the GUT instinct but in the final episode, neither overlord master or the alien infiltrator said anything about shiny having this deadly destructive weapon that would destroy them.

so here’s my super epic theory. i think this is a weapon that hasn’t been revealed yet, and assumedly shiny himself doesn’t even know about it. it has to be a weapon specifically in his arsenal, because they don’t mention/refer thunder despite seemingly having a bigger arsenal. so what if this weapon is going to help defeat that megatron looking thing we see at the very end of the season 1 finale.

and i have so many questions. like what would the weapon even be? shiny’s already turned into a bomb so him being the weapon seems less likely (but i would not be surprised), so it has to be something he HAS.

#worf opens their big mouth #and maybe im forgetting a bigass detail and maybe he DID reveal this weapon but i cant remember #i also find it interesting that they never mention thunder. do they think that he’s not much of a threat as shiny?? #and obviously at first ‘vanessa’ didnt even realize that alex was dr and dr roses child #holy shit. do they even know that alex created shiny #like vanessa and alex talked briefly about how shiny was a link to alex’s parents but no specifics around his creation #holy fucking shit #i feel like this season the villains were mostly a set up. i really think theyd have a bigger role in season 2 #super giant robot brothers #sgrb #sgrb spoilers #super giant robot brothers spoilers #LONG ASS POST SORRY

[kirayamidemon]

新年快樂!!   ~ ~ ✧ * ✧ ｡ ･ :* ₍ᐢ･ × ･ᐢ₎ *:･ ｡ ✧ * ✧ ~ ~

#twisted wonderland #twst #ruggie bucchi #cater diamond #vil schoenheit #sebek zigvolt #yuu #twst mc #drawings #doodles #belated of course cause im always late but i got it out before feb at least #cries in tweels bday im a failure #big downgrade from last years cause *i am not going to color all 5 of them* #wouldnt have the time nor effort to do so even if i had wanted to #just sktetching out all their fucking details alone killed me there is no way im lining all that shit #vILS GLOVES WAS THE HARDEST N THE WORST ONE OF ALL HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DRAW THAT SHIT BY HAND MOTHERFUCK #i hate all these outfits holy fuck #cant wait to fucking die drawing masterchef floyd again n club floyd when his card drops

[starjunkyard]

Guys the huddy breakup scene fucking me up so bad What thefuck. I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN BUT I STILL. I

GOD ITS JUST SO CRUEL FROM HOUSE'S PERSPECTIVE? AND I UNDERSTAND WHY CUDDY DID WHAT SHE DID BUT WE'VE BEEN WITH HOUSE THIS WHOLE TIME AND WE SAW HIM IN REHAB!!!!!!!!! AND WE SAW HIM DETOX AND WHAT HE DID TO GET BETTER AND CUDDY JUST OUTRIGHT STATING THAT SHE DOESN'T THINK HE CAN BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN ADDICT IS FUCKING HEARTWRENCHING?

Like i genuinely love cuddy soooooososososo much so much,,,,, i know the truth always hurts no matter what hoops you try and jump through but god its fucking heartwrenching. Its an absolute gutpunch when you take into account everything house did to try and become more than a miserable misanthropic vicodin-addicted bastard. And then one of the only two women he's ever truly loved tells him that his best is not enough. House could jump through rings of fire but it still wouldn't be enough because "that's just how you are." "I can change. I can be better." "I don't think you can." Dude im fucking heaving man

LIKE ITS LOGICAL!!!!!!!!!! ITS UNDERSTANDABLE!!!!!! BUT THE THING IS THAT THE TWO SINGULAR PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO LOVE HOUSE UNCONDITIONALLY (WILSON AND CUDDY) ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THOSE ADJECTIVES WHEN IT COMES TO THEE GREGORY HOUSE!!!!!!! ENABLERS BY DEFINITION ARE IRRATIONAL AND ILLOGICAL AND I THINK ANOTHER REASON WHY THE BREAKUP GRABBED ME BY THE BALLS AND TWISTED IS BECAUSE I GENUINELY NEVER COULD'VE IMAGINED CUDDY WOULD SAY THAT? I COULD JUST BE IN DENIAL?? BUT FOR CUDDY TO COMPLETELY END THINGS WITH HOUSE AFTER HE RELAPSES A SINGLE TIME AFTER GOING DRUG-FREE FOR OVER A YEAR WAS GENUINELY UNTHINKABLE TO ME? LIKE UNIMAGINABLE

God its fucking me up so bad. Its just fucking me up so bad. The only woman you've loved in 10 years tells you outright that your best will never be enough and there isn't a thing you can do about it. That your flaws and your vices are inescapable and inseparable from who you are as a person. Who you are as a person is why she can't bear to be with you. You do everything and it's not Enough Gggod DUDE

And god the fucking parallel between the s6 finale scene and the scene that follows after cuddy ends things with house. Dude i cant even talk about it like ill actually throw up (is gonna talk about it) HOUSE IS IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION House is slumped against his bathtub orange bottle of vicodin in hand and staring at his palm where two white pills lie. The scene exactly parallels its predecessor and both you and house almost hope they both end the same way .House looks at the doorway eyes swollen and red but no wilson no cuddy no one comes to save him from himself and he forces the vicodin into his mouth like a man sentenced to be publicly hung wounding the noose around his own neck. The stark parallels between the two scenes are just fucking me up so bad god man i dont know. I sound like a youtuber rightnow but i am genuinely just so absolutely ruined and need to find solace.......................... I know theres no rationalising this kind of thing but do u think house truly is inseparable from his vices........... Do you think he could've been the life partner cuddy needed without leaning on drugs.............. I know house got better i know he can be better even without the aid of vicodin but is there a universe where gregory house could ever be enough for lisa cuddy. God idont even care anymire im throwing up part of my lung

#ALSO THE FACT THAT I KNOW LISA EDELSTEINS RESIGNATION FOLLOWS SOON AFTER THEIR BREAKUP IS EATING ME ALIVE #I Cannot believe they refuse dto give her a higher wage HUGH LAURIE WAS WILLING TO TAKE THE CUT FROM HIS OWN PAY? #Its so fucked up becaous shes such an.integral irreplaceable part of the show and has been for s7 like i cant imagine the. show without her #Like i dont know if i can make it wityhut her in so fuckibg serious im gonns start hacking up blood in 4 business days on the fucking Dot #ARE YOU READY TO DIE DAVID SHORE............ #johan being crazy about yaoi md #house md #gregory house #lisa cuddy #huddy #HOLY FUCK ALSO #WHAT THE FUCK DID THE?????? #MUSICAL SCENE AND THE SCENE OF HUDDY RELOADING??? GUNS??? MEAN??? #LIKE I USUALLY FUCKIN LAURVE DISSECTING THIS SHIT BUT I. I DONT. KNOW? LIKE WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN

[dimonds456]

thinking about freehoun so bad tonight oughhhhhhhhhhhh

#i wanna draw it so bad but i need to eat and then go to bed #like- just the idea of the rescas. barney sees gordon being dragged away and is forced to leave him #and even though he knows gordon lived- he defeated the nihlanth after all- he's still never going to see him again #the vorts say he's alive- they INSIST he's alive- but he'd still be on xen with no way to get back #and then barney just exists selflessly trying to help the resistance for 20 years #every so often he hears about gordon coming back one day and fuck he wants to believe that but he just *cant* #until he sees him at the train station #holy shit. it's him. and he hasn't aged a damn day. #barney can't even properly reunite because they would get caught and killed #so he calls issac and sends gordon on his way trying so so so hard to pokerface for the rest of his shift #when he gets back he only finds out gordon is on the run and in danger #and he cant do shit to help him #and when gordon gets to black mesa east barney isn't even there #all that- all of half life 2- and they can't properly reunite #and then the citadel explodes #man. he would ABSOLUTELY think gordon was just fucking killed then. #and when he STILL survives... just. imagine this with me. #im ill. i am so very very ill #freehoun #half life #dimond speaks

[asgardian--angels]

you know it's bad when tumblr's being the more mature social media site when it comes to rancid takes on izzy's death

#ofmd #holy shit twitter's devolved into a battleground #what is WRONG with yall involving david jenkins in your beef #you dont have to like what happened but #how many fucking years in fandom does it take for people to learn to be civil #and not base their entire identities around characters so if anything happens to them it's a personal attack #that they then take straight to the creator #if a character dying causes you that much distress then that's a You problem and david fucking jenkins is not responsible #and he's not your therapist #and besides. just because something happened you didnt like doesnt mean it was a bad writing choice #but even if it were. you never have the right to make it anyone else's problem #i cant imagine having the gall #don't do this guys. the cast and crew are so lovely to us. don't make them stop interacting with us #people saying this show was a comfort show. or a safe space show or whatever. thats great for you #but it's not djenk's responsibility to cater to you and not his problem if the show doesn't meet your infinitely high expectations #he's telling a story. things will happen in those stories. #and it's actually p rare on tv that creators are getting to tell the story the way they want so personally im grateful #if you don't like his vision then don't watch it. you don't have the right to bully him. seriously whats wrong with you #cause yeah im sure con o'neill would love what youre doing huh #the fate of a fictional character is sliiiiiightly less important than being kind to people in the real world yknow #only tagging this so people can block for spoilers

[tlgtw]

MGSV really is *so* misogynistic it is honestly hard to believe. It has ONE named female character, just one. And holy shit, the things they make that single woman do.

I don't know what happened. Or how Kojima thought what we was doing was defensible.

I could just link to the introduction of the SKULL snipers from Mission 28 Code Talker but even that I feel is so unbelievable to see with your own eyes that it would exit the mind as soon as it stopped playing.

Literally every criticism made during that era toward's this game is accurate. Every single one.

It might legit be the WORST example of "male gaze," literally literally ever. Out of everything.

If MGSV had outright no women in it whatsoever it would be better than what this is.

The cutscene for when Big Boss comes to Mother Base after not showering was what sealed it for me.

And the fact that there were people back then who thought they could defend this perhaps makes it even more deranged.

#mgsv #completely incoherent post #I love love love playing this game but holy shit #It is fucking unbearable. #Play it on your computer with the mod 'Take Me of the Grid + No More Timers + Free Deployment' installed #The game is legitimately hot garbage without it. #what the fuck happened to result in the difference between how woman are treated in this game and then... Death Stranding????? #Wtf??????? #its inexplicable #Kojima; as skilled a designer and director as he certainly is #is absolutely also a misogynist #I think MGSV is the hard fucking proof frankly #You can't make this. AND whine about how people refused to like it. That shit definitely counts augh my god #still a completely incoherent post #aough #i cant even put the words together #the actual moment to moment core gameplay is so fun its ridiculous #but oh my god everything else is SO so bad #how can I even like it? #I don't know. I do. but somehow maybe I should not ldjfjskjfsjkdf #dfjkbgjkdbflglbksbkfgbjkdsfbgbdfgbkjbjkdfbjkg #and it's still stupid as hell that you can't fulton yourself like you do in Peace Walker. Literally just to make you waste more GMP #to force you to depend on the online features. Which gives you millions of GMP at the drop of a hat #Evil game