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lynxtheserval · 6 months

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Hi! Can I request a Yandere Boombox X Fem Reader?

(tw: Lots of Yandere shit like holy hell I think I went crazy with this one tbh (like murder (probably), stalking, stabbing with a glass thingy, probably more) please don't read this if anything related to this scares or triggers you, brother I was wondering if I went a little crazy with this one)

Yandere!Boombox x Fem!Reader:

I loved writing this one ngl, his personality might be a little ooc cuz I've never written for Boombox before.

It may be a little better written in certain spots then others, this was made in multiple days.

I like to call him blocky Lucio (totally not a overwatch fan LMAO)

You were having a rough day. The casual old "wake up on the wrong side of the bed" thing.

First, you get in the shower when it's still cold. Freezing, even.

Second, you ran out of coffee to make at home, went to the local coffee shop just to have them get your order wrong twice. You didn't even get the right drink at the end, just taking what you got, you were in a rush after all.

Third, the past couple weeks you've been feeling watched, you assumed it was just anxiety but were never sure. The feeling was especially strong today.

Fourth, you ended up getting to work late, accidentally making your boss mad. Your boss wasn't a great person.

"Why the HELL are you late?!" Your boss yelled at you when he saw you walk through the employee only door, "I told you to be here over an hour ago!"

"I'm sorry sir," you started, "some stuff happened-"

"Some stuff, eh?" He interrupted, "like, what? Your parents died?"

"No but-"

"Then you have no right to be late!" He stomped off, leaving you to get to work. Apparently they were short-staffed today, as you work at one of those fancy restaurants a bunch of higher-ups go to. It was empty, so you didn't understand why he was so mad.

As you started cleaning up some of the tables, you heard the door open and a particular looking demon walked through. He was wearing a light green shirt with a slightly darker green tie, a baseball cap placed backwards on his head, 2 long green horns protruding from the sides of his head, but what stood out the most was his visor. A visor was placed over his eyes, bright green lights resembling eyes glowed from it, he seemed to be staring right at you. He saw you look at him, tilted his head slightly to the side and grinned at you.

You looked at him for a moment, then realized you should probably sit him down at a table. You walked over to him in a tired manner and asked,

"Hey welcome, just one or are more coming?"

He stared at you some more, and seemed to be observing your features, then realized you spoke to him. The eyes on his visor changed to a shocked realization expression.

"O-oh- you talking to me?" He pointed to himself.

You nodded slowly, getting partially creeped out by the long seconds of staring he seemed to be giving you.

"Yes..?"

He seemed to blush a tiny bit, then responded.

"Well- uhm- yeah! Just me! Haha! I'm Boombox, by the way." He laughed nervously, putting his hand up to his neck.

You raised an eyebrow, spoke,

"I'm Y/N."

And you got a menu and you motioned to Boombox to follow you to a table. You lead him to a table, a table for two. You placed the menu down on the table, then you went to go get water for him.

As you walked off, the man watched you. Your beautiful features, hair, eyes, everything about you was wonderful! As he saw you walk through the employee only door, he frowned. He hates when he can't see you. Boombox decided to get up and look into the window of the door.

As you walked into the break room, you took a deep breath and sat down to take a break. You laid your head down on the table and thought about the day you've had so far, and Boombox who was waiting for his drink.

The look he gave you, it was scary. Even through his visor, you could tell, he wanted something from you.

As you started to doze off farther, you felt someone slam their hand on the table. You shot your head up and saw your boss with an angry look.

As your boss yelled at you, Boombox watched you, and your dumb, sick, awful boss. He hummed and his eyes underneath the visor turned into a pissed, sadistic look. Your boss isn't going to like what's about to happen.

After your boss was finished yelling at you, you decided to leave. You were debating on quitting. As as you walked home, you still had that paranoid feeling, like something was wrong, really really wrong.

Back at the restaurant, your boss walked out of the break room, and Boombox was back at his table. He was staring directly at your boss, he waved his hand and smiled at him.

"Hey, could I get a water?" He asked, as calmly as he could manage.

Your boss muttered something along the lines of "she didn't even get the water.." and went to go get a glass cup.

Once the boss came back with the water and placed in on the table in front of Boombox, then Boombox grabbed it quickly, then stood up and approached the boss.

"You know, it's uh, kinda rude to yell at a person like that," he grinned and took a sip of the water, "especially Y/N, she's trying her best, yeah?"

The boss looked confused for a moment, "I have no idea what you're talking abo-" as Boombox splashed the cold water from the cup all over him.

"Oh yeah?" He hummed and grinned even more, "I saw the whole thing." Boombox shoved the boss down on the ground and threw the cup directly at the boss's face. It shattered.

Boombox laughed, crouched down and grabbed one of the larger shards from the broken glass, and started to stab the boss directly in the neck.

Back at your house, you sat down at your couch and cried, so much was happening today. After about five minutes of crying, you heard a knock on the door. You sniffed and walked over to the door, wiping your eyes and opening the door.

It was Boombox? Something felt off about him though, why was he holding a glass shard, covered in blood..? It took you a second to realize what was going on, you tried to slam the door shut but he blocked the door with his foot, smiled and pushed the door open with a lot of force.

"Hey sweetheart! Sorry about your dumb boss, I wanted to make sure you were okay after that!" He walked inside your apartment and closed the door behind him. You backed up in fear and tried to run away from him, but he grabbed your arm and pulled you closer to him. "Oh no no no! You're not leaving quite yet."

You looked at him in fear and tried to say something but all that came out was a yelp as he pulled you closer and into a hug.

"He didn't hurt ya too badly, did he? Seriously, you don't have to worry about him anymore! He's been dealt with." He grinned even more and sighed, "you know, I've been watching you for a while now," he laughed, "and I thought it was finally time to introduce myself! Also I never got to tell you back there, Y/N is a beautiful name!"

#x reader #phighting x reader #boombox phighting #boombox Phighting x reader #brother help me #phighting #this feels like one of my longest fics lmao #i hope its okay #im so exhausted man lmao #tw: yandere #tw: murder #(probably)#tw: stalking #tw: stabbing #holy hell im so sorry #this was crazy to write in school LMAO #tw: killing #tw: glass

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sealpup9 · 6 months

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Ok Inertia came in swinging with a beat that slaps so hard I forgot to duck and was knocked on my ass by the force that is the last two verses.

#AJR #the maybe man #holy shit i just started sobbing you don't understand #Why does it hit so fucking hard #the gradual tension that just picks up as the verses continue???#those 3rd and 4th ones just suddenly pick you up and you're getting just as full of emotion and angry and sad and everything slaps you holy #sorry i don't usually blog about music im just #the maybe man was really good I enjoyed it thoroughly #turning out part iii also hit me but in the kind of way where i want to just go hug my fiancee and tell them i love them and im thankful #that they're here ;w;#holy hell i probably won't shut up about this to friends for the next few days #my post

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birddonkify · 4 days

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Heya!, Soni here!, I am not sure if you take requests, but, I'd love to see your Kinito interacting with mine!; (USB!Kinito)!! alsoooo, I really adore the way you draw your kinito :O!!, they are freaking adorable, just a little pink gumball guy!! Since I really like your artstyle a lot!!, one artist to another!! Also, also, make sure to take plenty of breaks and drink water, or I will throw cheese at you, this is a threat!!! >:) /pos

aaand a very messy doodle ;

soni check tags pretty please i have many kind words to sa-

#SCREAAMMSS SCREMAING ASJDHADHWAKJDB AJHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAUWHDAWHASH HAGHAHAWGHAHWAHJ #OH MY GGGODD THIS IS SUCH ; SUCH AN HONOR HOLY HELL???OH MY GGOD????? PLEALSDLASDAW NDAWJKDNAWJKDAWD YOU'R;E SO COOL WHYAT DO YOU *MEAN* YO #LIKE MY ARTSTYLE???? WAAGHGHHGH GJNADSJ I; IM TWEAKING RN SO MMUCH AAGHHGGH also ;; im SO SORRY this TTOOK AN HOUR NO WAY .... HOUGHHG SOBB #i have so many words to say but if i use up all the tags it;ll take up al lthe space HEELPPP tthank you thankyou so much WAAHHGHG you're so #ssweet HUHUHUHU JSDHKJSDNKDSJDFJBH i;m sso happy rn WAAAHHH oh ggod COUGH COUGH kjkHKAJDSN KAdbkjdf kjsd #THIS WAS SO FFUN TO DRAW I LOVE DRAWING USB!KIN SO MMUUUCHHH AND I WAS ALSO ABLE TO SHOW SOME OF MY AU IN THIS THANK YOUUUU #HHSEHEHE TWIRLING US AROUND !!! i hve a headcanon that USB!kin would share his story ideas and my 'nito would take notes #and my 'nito would ; take his time to reassure USB!kin that his user will come back like i did but better cause he's better at that HELP #kinito fanart #kinito my beloved #kinitopet my beloved #kinitopet art #kinito the axolotl #kinitopet fanart #birdify #birdify answers #birdy #birdyfy art #kinitopet #kinitopet au #B:DW!AU (birdysdigitalworld)

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haemosexuality · 8 months

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why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?????????#''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT''#HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit.#adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again.#as a thing* that could have happened

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medichamcham · 2 months

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ok

#im so scared to put this in the tag.#holy shit this is so oldddddddddddd im dyinggggggggggggggggggggggggggg also im sorry ms ariana for fucking up your face so bad #giovanni #drawing #also i drew those way too fucking big what the hell. like this isnt subtle at all.

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weirdassstarbits · 2 years

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jinkies! (in official lesbian)

#its equally both refreshing and unbelievable like #and by god the way they went about it legit girl crushes (at least for me personally) they bring out the grossest giddiness and like #just its so cute and funny to me the fact that velma is this brilliant investigator with years of successful mysteries debunked and #smokin coco comes in and iM SORRY BUT HER GLASSES LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME AAHHHHHHH #THAT IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT AND ALSO GLAD THAT CANT HAPPEN IRL AAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA #velma dinkley #velma #scooby doo #lesbian #wlw #also i cannot believe that this pose was freehand legit the only thing i referenced was her clothes from like the first google image search #holy hell #trick or treat scooby doo #and boy was this a treat!

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mcmuppet · 7 months

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i am at WORK lando. can't a girl get proper warning next time bc wtf is this

how am i meant to get anything done for the rest of the day

#i am objectifying him and im not sorry ab it #need him to do unspeakable things to me ngl #holy HELL lando #my brain has stopped working #he is #SO FINE #christ almighty #lando norris #mclaren #f1

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eric-the-disposable-demon · 8 months

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Did.. did that actually just happen.

No you guys don't understand how many hours I've spent lecturing and arguing with my grandma about the last scene you don't understand this is huge she was never willing to admit she was wrong and now I get it in writing???? Holy fucking shit I can finally perish in peace. She was making me SO TIRED with her "they weren't in love, they were platonic, it doesn't count because it wasn't in the book, Neil sold out to Hollywood, etc etc" shit and I've been arguing for *checks watch* 48 DAYS STRAIGHT NOW AND FINALLY I GET WHAT I DESERVE

#good omens #neil gaiman #Go2 #good omens spoilers #IM SO TIRED #GODDAMMIT GRANDMA I WAS SURE SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE THAT GRUDGE TO THE GRAVE WOW #“I bow to your superior knowledge”#“I was clearly wrong”#HOLY HELL #And sorry grandma but it has everything to do with you being raised in the 50s

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bloomingbutterflies · 20 days

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doodle page with a LOT of different characters,,

Top left is Dottie Delight (D-2, Miss Delight OC), just below her is a Hall Monitor Dottie Delight, and below THAT is saturation lady (still,, doesn't have a name,,,,)

To the right of the saturation lady is @th3-k1n1t0-gang 's kinitoPET oc (only colored drawing), and just above those drawings is @thedeleteduser 's smiling critter oc KipKoala

oh and the top hat stick figure guy is Khirina lol

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lunearobservatory · 1 year

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Wearing your boyfriend's hat vs. putting your boyfriend's name on your shirt 🥰

#i'm watching every single states related episode on youtube for... reasons #and this made me giggle when i noticed it #kansas city by the mowgli's? it's more likely than you think #if this is incoherent i apologize i'm tipsy and scheduled this post for a random date and time #weeeee!!!#i hate gay people. look at them. horrible. awful. disgusting. the worst. can't believe this.#I LIVE IN A PERPETUAL HELL OF BENJAMIN BRAINARD'S MAKING!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT #mashing states together at the mouth like barbie dolls #anyone else out here feeling goofy and insane?#ben if you ever see this im so sorry babe look the other way #i haven't used that tag in a while but i feel like my batshit rambling deserves the warning #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt kansas #wttt missouri

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my-soul-sings · 3 months

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shaking my fists screaming crying @ luke's fire fighter card

i love the story to pieces. Esp the spiderman pose???? (will ignore the fact that he decided to save MC while suspended upside down in mid-air, physics doesn't apply to good looking ppl)

consider me a luke stan now

#my soul talks #tears of themis #luke pearce #tears of themis luke #im a changed woman #also holy hell the stories for the other characters are just so much better than artem's cards #im sorry my man ill still write your fics first before luke's given all the backlog lol

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boxwinebaddie · 3 months

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it would be funny if when stan is bandaging up kyle he uses a bunch of like hello kitty and care bears bandaids just cause hes still mad and knows kyle wont like itjhsjsjs

STTTOOOPPP!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

no that's So Real because i feel like raven just waves a tan stan-hand at injured!kyle all like "wait here, i'm gonna grab some Bandaids" which makes him roll his eyes so much bc stan is being annoying bc he Literally Can't Move, lol. but after a little bit, ravenstan emerges from the bathroom with something behind his back, wearing the most Devious grin on his face...jerseykyle is immediately sussed like

"okay, what's behind ya back? you know i don't like magic tricks. or surprises." then with a ~flourish~, ravenstan whips out the two boxes of hello kitty and care bear bandaids, shaking them like maracas, totally stoked, and jersey is like oh my god, STOP!!! i'm cryingg.

raven is Naught crying, however! he is having a Blast <3

( he is also...trying very hard not to Simp bc when kyle says "god" and "stop" it sounds like "gahd" and "stahp" in the jersey accent which stan thinks is soooo cute omg!!! c': smh...he is dying. They are dying. my boys NEVER fight, this is so fucking miserable!!! i hate it here!! :/ )

but ravens like "so which ones do you want?" & kyle is like "Neither!!! where the fuck are the Real Bandaids?!" and stan says "What Do You Mean? These Are The Real Bandaids." jersey is losing his Mind bc this cannot be real like "stan, i bought those for the Kids at the elementary school i'm internin' at!!! those are CHILDS bandaids!"

n stan just smiles & shrugs like…

"Well, If You're Gonna Act Like One :)''

WHICHHHHH OHHHH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD

WOORLDSTAR!!!

unbelievable, smh. kyle is literally not sure if he is aghast or attracted to this energy ( like The AUDACITY!!! ) but after a second, realizes its lowkey kind of Adorable to him so he shakes his head at stan like "you're still bad at that, yknow?" cue stan squint like "what are you talking about?" and kyle is like "Being Mean," to which stan makes...i shit you not...the LEAST scary face on planet earth & says "Shut Up" also his voice totally cracks in the middle of it, which makes kyle smile So hard that his lip splits open again, jfc. this is soooooo

kyle is being Annoying so he just raises his hands in mock defeat like "alright you scared me straight" ( as the gayest person ever ) "patch me up, nurse stan" looool the pep!style doctor pwp continues!

except its actually Really Cute bc ravenstan gets super hyper-focused again, but instead of being stressed out, he's actually kind of having a lot of fun and starts making little shapes on kyle's arms out of the bandaids ( he also has to use a fuck ton of them to even try and cover any wound on kyles body. ) but yeah he's sticking bandids all over kyle, also there's one on his cheek then stan puts another one on the other cheek and jersey is like "smh, stan there's not even a cut on that side!" and stans like "its for ur OCD" which aAAaaAa, i hope i die!!!

anyways, stans vibing, he's still making pictures out of the lil bandaids by connecting them -- he made a fake tattoo arrow heart w/ mom in the middle of it -- a skull, a couple stars, etc. tbh he is gettin Creative with it and kyle is just like eyebrow raise "enjoyin ya lil art project?" and stan just laughs and is like "yes so much" :')))) <3

...and tbh, if anyone Else was sticking a bunch of bandids on kyle and making weird shapes, he'd b super fkn pissed n want to kill them, but he's just sitting there admiring stan and His Chest Hurts. not bc he's all bruised up, but bc when stan blocked him on everything, jersey's only window into stan's life was thru tabloid articles of him on a bender, being super unhappy & like...for the first time in weeks...

Stan Is Smiling. :')

and that makes jersey kyle alight with happy touchy feelings, which, speaking of being Touchy, mid bandaiding, kyle sweeps a couple infared strands of stan’s hair behind his ear and nearly whispers “ya hair was in your eyes again.” and jersey lovingly skating his fingers across ravens forehead while talking to him in the soft, quiet, lovely voice he reserves Just For Him in special, intimate moments when they’re alone makes him blush Furiously, so he just laughs like "oh. haha. oops." looks down at his feet and does the lil stan lip bite laugh thing that he always does when he’s really nervous. which, okay: so whenever stan looks away bc he feels stupid or embarrassed, jersey kyle always gently wraps his fingers around the bottom of of stans face and his lifts his chin up so stan has to Look At Him...wHew!

but anyways, jersey does it By Accident bc he’s so used to doing it, and stans eyes get so wide and they’re so pretty and blue and his bottom eyelashes are so long and kyle wants to kiss him SO BAD!! so naturally he’s staring at stans lips and the stupid freaking skull hand lip ring which is so enticing and mesmerizing to him that he, in the heat of the moment, accidentally again, drags his thumb really slowly across ravenstans bottom lip, breathing hard.

this surprises the fuck out of stan and he’s super flustered so he makes a tiny breathy gasp noise and Ohhh My God You Guys when i tell you that made jerseykyle Feral like he was trying SOOO hard not to Jump Him, the tension was CRAZY! jfccc. like i Swear to Gahd they were abt to Make Out skhdlksdks. like it was about to be down absolutely fkn Horrendous in there!!!

...but at the very Last second, stan just pulls away and is like ah-aha! A-All Done! n closes the bandaid boxes lookin So Stressed Out.

WE WERE SOOOOOO CLOSE FML!! BOOOO

RAVESEY DIVORCE HELL IS A PLACE!!!!

DIE, CRY, HATE THE RAVESEY DIVORCE :///

-uncle nina, not enjoying the toxic yaoi

#screaming crying throwing up #i miss them pls kiss #WHEN I TELL U WE WERE SO CLOSE #this is hell #also stan being cute and making little pictures out of the bandaids on kyle and kyle just admiring him being happy iM SO #THAT LAST PART #IM SO SORRY ABT THAT #BUT ANYWAYS WHEW #WOW #THAT WAS INSANE LIKE THEY WERE ABT TO GO AT IT #HELLO KITTY CARE BEAR BANDAIDS WERE ABT TO GO FLYIN EVERYWHERE HOLY FUCK #the self restraint was crazy #ALSO KYLE IS SO CRAZY FOR THAT #THE HAIR TUCK BEHIND THE EAR GENTLE KYLE VOICE CHIN TILT COMBO #AND HE RAN HIS THUMB OVER STANS BOTTOM LIP #LIKE HELLO GO TO JAIL BITCH #INSANE BEHAVIOR THAT WAS OUT OF POCKET #stan is so strong like oh my god i would have caved #jerseykyle has too much rizz he needs to be StaHPED

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sdd-mod · 4 months

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id like to thank the one singular person that still vaguely gives a shit about the => arc. idk who you are but youre probably out there somewhere so thanks for that

and as for everyone else sorry yall im a stubborn motherfucker were seeing this shit through to the end and then im never doing anything like this again because jesus christ. the effort

#how has it been a month already #time isnt real i think #genuinely didnt think it would take this long so uh #sorry abt that gang #was gonna say mb but no actuallt you guys sent in the asks #you couldge just made him go to the roof day two this is all on you actually #anyway #i do genuinely want to finish this soon #ive got plans for the end thst im excited to do and also i just. miss him #my boy #plus the general anxiety/horrors that come witj doing a vaguely self indulgent thing in a public space #like holy shit theres 350 of you and i guarantee none of you followed for this #but here we are #stuck in hell together #lets see if i have literally any audience when we make it out :]

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kittycatlovesships · 6 months

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Here my children! Happy Halloween!!