Spot, yelling at Miles and Miguel while they are fighting each other: "It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes"
Spot, while looking at Miles: " You Hot Topic wannabe"
Spot, while looking at Miguel: " and you blue gumball son of a bitch."
Spot, to both of them: "You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die."
audio: you have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die.
thank you @ cloudstation for the meme format
grateful for reblogs, i spent too long on this and maybe i will make more who knows
Donella: it seems like you bitches have come to a stand still in tarzans forest. You have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die.
Jean, half-jokingly yelling at Diluc and Kaeya for fighting: it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.
*Damien got 3rd bc lasko and FL beat him at Mario cart*
Damien: you have 13 seconds before this apartment fucking explodes *pointing at fl* you hot topic wannabe *points at lasko* and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both DIE
Y’all remember that TikTok audio that was popular awhile ago that went like “You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch you have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die.” ??
Are there any edits/art of Wolfwood saying that to Knives and Legato? I need it like I need air
The first incorrect MK quotes was so good they gave us a sequel
Incorrect Mortal Kombat quotes part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Tanya: I'm a lesbian.
Rain: I thought you were Edenian.
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Random SF solider: I fucking hate it here
Cassie: now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny, is it?
Kung Jin: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny, is women?
Takeda: I'm having a goddamn stroke.
Jaqui: now replace "stroke" with "baby". You're welcome (;
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Kuai Liang: Cyrax? How are you holding up?
Cyrax, right after being sack-whacked: Well, I can't feel anything bellow my waist, but maybe that's for the best.
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Hotaru: I shall not side with him until he bends the knee.
Havik: How about i bend it in your face, you british BITCH--
*and they started fighting in the court house*
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Johnny: So, let me go over this one more time... they got fire, ice, water, earth... and i have...
Raiden: G R E E N .
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(Inspired by a reblog i did a while back with @mikka-minns)
King Kano: You have come to a stand still in Kronikas Keep, you have 13 seconds before the whole town fucking explodes, you hot topic wannabe and you blue Gumball Son of a bitch with your walmart jedi child! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you all die!
Hanzo:
Kuai Liang:
Kenshi: Wait, blows up?
Dairou, who lived through all that: You weren't suppose to hear that- PRETEND HE SAID NOSE-UP!
Thordan @ Estinien and Aymeric: You have thirteen seconds before Ishgard fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die