#house accessible

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[azatas]

"we need more complex female characters" you couldn't even handle her

#ash: hey idk if it’s a good idea to give full access of the most advanced warship we have to a mercenary who shot a suspect in cold blood #and a cop who quit his job because there were too many rules (and also happens to be a member of the military we were recently at war with) #also i think the council will throw us to the wolves to save themselves #like half the fandom: omg space racist??? #sorry for discourse posting™ but i saw a terrible post that rocketed me back into 2013 #anyway we may have preferences but we love and appreciate both virmire survivors in this house #mass effect #ashley williams

[mikkaeus]

HOUSE MD | 7.05 Unplanned Parenthood

#house md #hilson #house x wilson #houseedit #housemdedit #gregory house #james wilson #this whole arc was just dumb and dumber #what happens when you give two grade A cowardly dumbasses access to thousands of dollars of hospital equipment #7.05 #*** #overall a very solid episode with a great ending punchline

[cemeterything]

james fitzjames and the vanity of self-loathing

maria heim the conceit of self-loathing // dave kajganich the terror episode 1x01: "go for broke" // charlotte brontë jane eyre // josh parkinson & dave kajganich the terror episode 1x05: "first shot a winner, lads" (transcribed by @nigesakis) // bad books forest whitaker // dave kajganich the terror episode 1x08: "terror camp clear" // susanne rivecca ugly, bitter and true // fyodor dostoevsky crime and punishment // soo hugh & dave kajganich the terror episode 1x09: "the c, the c, the open c" // maria heim the conceit of self-loathing

#🐉 #i got this idea from a fake citation from house of leaves. just thought you should all know. #also the conceit of self loathing is pretty good and accessible for free. i tore through it this morning. #fitzjames #the terror

[rachelpedd]

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[dreamlogic]

*goes here to take a five and a half minute bong rip*

#cc #the weed tag #saw this when googling a customer's address at work to verify it and had to get up and walk away from my laptop i was laughing to hard #pilgrimage when? #house of leaves #moss lungs #hall of fame #EDIT: added image description in alt text for accessibility. wasn't expecting this to blow up whoops

[th3e-m4ng0]

re: that post about the lack of enrichment in trucks

i bring yet another megop au where op is another depressed fellow whose EM field is always emitting gloomy and tired vibes. vs megatron who is at his happiest when hauling materials and messing with his coworkers/friends

they haven't seen each other in years since the war ended and they signed all these treaties and paperwork !

#wip #au #op wonders why he's the only odd one from his peers that feels specially unhappy with his post-war life. he shouldn't. work pays well and h #has a house all by himself. he's not in immediate danger. no one is actively trying to kill each other. has access to energon and treats #his friends are all near him (and yet he doesn't try to contact them bc he might be bothering them) #by all means he should be happy but alas. he is not ! (sadge) #and then megatron's like YEAHH. ROCKS. I HAUL THE MATERIALS. i will dump dirt on top of you if you are distracted. do not try to tip me ove #i will punch you. oh optimus prime? idk he's probably passed away idc. look at this buiding. i'm helping #[truck with Sufficient enrichment vs truck with lack of enrichment]

[greghatecrimes]

God. We were so robbed.

#did this with my last couple hours of photoshop free trial LMAO #hopefully i get access again when i start my new job #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #remy thirteen hadley #chris taub #lawrence kutner #robert chase #allison cameron #james wilson #an anya original #anya's b.s. (badly edited shitposts) #the song i sang to my gf while making these: this is how i deal with griiieeefff #<- that aged like milk in like ten minutes #100 #200 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts) #500

[hegory-grousing]

im not a writer so this doesn't have real dialogue. mad libs I guess. I imagine this happens often on their lunch dates hehe

#house #house md #house md fanart #hate crimes md #greg house #james wilson #wilson #hilson #house x wilson #fanart #sillyposting #slugs art #slugs posts #oh hey. im trying to write image descriptions for my art more consistently and I am open to feedback cause I don't really know what im doin #if you use image descriptions/are knowledgeable and you notice something amiss or have suggestions please feel free to tell me #cause I'd like to make my stuff as accessible as I can! #will go back and add descriptions to all my old art at some point. maybe tomorrow

[morgue-xiiv]

I feel like when criticising places for not being wheelchair accessable enough, we need to drag House of Leaves into it more. "Oh you're telling me this place is LESS wheelchair accessable than the house on Ashtree Lane?? Wheelchair users can get into the five and a half minute hallway but not your place of business? Are you less accesability focused than an unknowable, infinite, hostile physical anomaly? Get a fucking ramp."

#house of leaves #accessability

[bbygirl-aemond]

hotd's commentary on patriarchy is so much more interesting when you allow yourself to acknowledge the differences in privilege and power between the various women we see. aemma, alicent, laena, rhaenys, rhaenyra- they all have varying levels of privilege that come to them either indirectly or directly. rhaenyra is, ofc, undisputedly at the top. and this doesn't sideline or villainize rhaenyra in any way, because no amount of privilege will change the fact that she is not a man. like otto said: she could be jaehaerys reborn, could be as wise and powerful and mighty as any human being could be, and at the end of the day society would still see her as a woman. as the most powerful woman, sure, but as a woman. and i think that's just a much more salient point- that no amount of power within a system will allow you to breach the confines of that system. no matter how much influence these woman gain within the system of patriarchy, they're never able to be free of it.

#this post is motivated by the people who are trying to claim alicent and rhaenyra had the same amount of privilege #like no they're two different people #same goes for every other woman we see #things like race and class and political station and reputation and access to medieval nukes all shift the scales differently #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #rhaenyra #alicent #rhaenys targaryen #laena velaryon #aemma arryn #hotd #house of the dragon

[beastwhimsy]

I'm completely enamored with this wizard who is in like 5 episodes total and gets barely any lines and I have found THREE other artists who have ever drawn fanart of him. anyway I have decided that I will rectify this injustice by getting even more unwell about them. here he is I love you life giving magus

they're the kind of wizard to say "wonderful!! ^_^ 🌼🌷💞" and "HOT DOG!!!!!!!!‼️💥🤯" in the same 10 seconds <- he has done this canonically

ID in alt, please consider reblogging thank you I love you

they're so silly I love you gnc wizard teacher who enjoys road trips and making yummy treats with their friends

#yesterday I designed his entire house. including the fucking carpets he would have #I have given this guy an extensive backstory and have used the snippets of his personality to fully flesh out his character #I think I need to give him more tummy. actually. #hes got a little bit but truly what is a gnc wizard without a proper muffin top #I have ten billion headcanons for this guy and I WILL provide 97% of the lgm content you'll see on here #life giving magus #ancient sleeping magi of life giving #life giving magus adventure time #adventure time #at fanart #adventure time fanart #artists on tumblr #adventure time wizard city #adventure time magus #asmolg adventure time #at fandom #described art #accessible art #I'm so good at ??? finishing commissions instead of only being able to draw things I'm autistic about

[maggot-baggage]

Methinks its time to move back home actually

#i talked to my aunt about it and honestly like. i might as well #im broke im in a bunch of debt i have no access to medical insurance so i cant get therapy im alone depressed and my bills are always late #and ive been stuck in my apartment for months bc of this ridiculous registration shit for my car #so as much as i dont want to sell my car OR move im. thinking about it now #like at least id have the house almost to myself since my sibling moved out #and i could make the upstairs my own pretty much. plus ive been meaning to jelp renovate up there so #why not #plus i can save for tattoo stuff properly #i just feel like im giving up i was trying to prove i could care for myself and #I feel like ive proven km incapable pf being an adult bc of this it sucks #but at least my ma and my aunt are willing to help me as i figure shit out. im lucky to have them #mag.txt

[astrolavas]

random Hunter headcanon GO!

AHH OKAY one of my random hcs is that hunter's smile is kinda asymmetrical/lopsided/wider on the left side cuz of his scars, especially after thanks to them. i imagine they'd significantly pull on his skin and could even affect nerves and definitely some range of motion, so-

sorta like this:

#i think it'd be very charming and neat :) but also sad cuz of the Reason for it OOF........ but charming. little dude #the owl house #hunter toh #in general i also feel like his scars are gonna significantly affect him cuz like. they cover a LARGE area. realistically they would #he has lots of experience with scars and injuries and knows how to deal with it all #cuz he rather didn't have access to a healer but needed medical attention a LOT so he defo had to learn how to patch himself up on his own #but also... i can imagine that with all of his responsibilities at the coven properly taking care of scars wasn't exactly his no.1 priority #so i like to think that if he gets a palisman woodcarving mentorship from the clawthornes dell will give him some advice #cuz he has a lot of experience with that himself as well and truly understands what hunter might be going through re: scar-related issues #anyways........ gah #hunter #toh hunter #hunter noceda #my toh talk #my sketches #my art #? kinda #nicole answers #Anonymous

[braisedhoney]

the first thing a beast forgets is the taste of its own heart.

(a good luck (?) charm for those who are watching the owl house tomorrow since it’s all over the place rn. lemme know how that goes!)

#ney’s art #happy finale to owl house enjoyers! #or uh. maybe sad finale? i don’t have access but i hope you have fun #this guy’s aesthetic matches up real well with other characters I draw anyway lmao #the owl house #toh #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #emperor belos #phillip whittebane #not my house but good luck with your owls #from what i’ve seen drawing this guy miserable is a rite of passage so uh #here you go! #update: apparently thr 8th ISN'T the finale day oops #no idea why i thought it was. #but enjoy this anyway!

[spacedace]

Since I have the first three chapters of the next installment of the House of Elle series more or less finished and I'm going to start posting stuff soon(ish), here be a few out memes for things going on in this one 😄

(The corrupted text on the second to last one is intentionally unreadable, it just says "Eldritch Text Because Spoilers" because, you know, spoilers haha)

#dpxdc #house of elle #tim and kon adopt elle au #tim drake #kon el kent #timkon #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #cassie sandsmark #bart allan #krypto the superdog #damian wayne #boston brand #dc deadman #wonder what's going on with whatever that eldritch text is referring too #oh well it's probably nothing to worry about :) #Cassie does not get paid enough to whip these boys into shape - even with unlimited access to Tim's bank account #but by god her new niece needs someone responsible to look up to and she guesses it's gonna be here (it's probably not going to be her) #Bart has connected the dots (he hasn't connected shit). He's connected them.