#i am on your dash all the time

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay i was gonna make a post about how migraines feel like taking constant minecraft damage except your health bar is infinite, BUT UH. @staff WHY IS MY DESKTOP DASH COMPLETELY FUCKING REARRANGED. PUT IT BACK THIS SUCKS

#EXCUSE ME??? EXCUSE ME!!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! #ITS LITERALLY BORDERLINE UNUSABLE WHY IS EVERYTHING MOVED AROUND? #AND ITS CLUTTERED AS FUCK? #like im not claustrophobic BUT THIS NEW LAYOUT IS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I AM #i hate this!!! i hate it!!!! #usually updates are like 'well we moved some of your furniture while you werent looking' #and like yeah its disorienting #BUT WITH THIS ONE THEY REBUILT THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE WHILE I WAS PASSED OUT #THIS IS NOT MY HOME WTF #the desktop dash was so nice! it was spread out! it was simple! #it felt cozy and welcoming! #THIS DASH WANTS ME GONE #tumblr update #absolutely unprompted #every day tumblr starts sliding towards the reason i completely quit instagram #which used to be my main site #that reason: cluttering #too much stuff in my face all the time #why does this site keep making Worse and Worse changes like leave it alone!!!! #cosmetically its fine!!! if its not broke dont fix it! #everyday i wake up and theres fuckin Something. damn #i hate this i hate this i hate this #PUT IT BACK. PLEASE! #maybe im overreacting but im genuinely so unsettled and disheartened by this #now i gotta fucking relearn the entire dash and get used to this squished n squeezed n cluttered Bullshit #tumblr: we want to welcome the new people! #tumblr: *starts alienating their (loyal) main/og userbase* #why.... just Why.... there is no good reason for this....

[scottie-draws-sometimes]

Various sketches of the mane 6 as villains

I’ve had a lot of fun thinking up this idea :DD I might do full references for them if I find the time

Bonus Pinkie y Dash interactions bc I love this version of them soooo much

They hate each other n prank each other all the time <3

#biggggg ol art dump this time #I totally didn’t forget to post yesterday #anywayssssss #yeah I’m not the first to do this kind of au #but I’m having my own fun with it #sometimes you get brain rot of your own versions of characters tehe #I focused on making their villainy/backstory focused around #1) the rainboom that got their cutie marks failing therefore causing their different cutie marks/stories #(they are still connected and tied together in destiny even when evil!!!!!) #and 2) basing their villain personality around the disharmony versions of them #fluttershy is mean aj lies all the time rarity is greedy etc etc #and the group is p much split #half of them want to take over Equestria #the other half. are just bad guys. like flim n flim or trixie level villains #I hope ppl are interested in these guys bc I am!!!!!!! #I’m gonna post more of them anyways #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #mlp fanart #fluttershy #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #pinkie pie #applejack #Istg I have an idea n story for rarity I just haven’t drawn it yet #she’s my favorite rn so #mlp au #my little pony fanart #Crab Doodles

[bkdk-and-extras]

Katsuki cannot believe this shit.

"What the fuck do you mean I've been transferred?"

While they may be in the kingdom of Heaven, if Todoroki had taken a second longer to tear his soulless eyes away from the scroll spread upon his desk, Katsuki would have killed him. Discorporated him at the very least. Bare handed.

"Did you not hear the coming of Christ? The operation started a mere 24 hours ago, but surely..."

Wait. The what?

"The fucking what?" Katsuki spits, brain-to-mouth filter be damned and splashed with holy water. "You can't seriously mean that shit, right? That's... I thought that wasn't..." His voice extinguishes, hands shaking with the itch to miracle the entirety of Todoroki's office into an afterthought.

Because this isn't happening. This is just some silly catastrophe that has always loomed far in the future. Not to mention the entire plan is insane and... the things that kid would go through?

Katsuki isn't naive. He's always known of it, heard other angels speculating, even dreaming of the day, but. It's never come close before. Not to Katsuki and not to... to him. And the idea of it, of an end, never used to hurt him before. Not until he started to, dare he fucking say it, look forward to seeing that mess of curly hair, brushed but never neat. Of looking at those freckles and wondering if those, too, were hand-crafted like the stars, if he could maybe craft them again. Of long nights at K.D. Café, of snow in the dark, of journals and shitty outfits and the sound of his voice and now it--

It isn't. It's not happening. It can't.

Regardless, the question tumbles from his lips, eager to be kicked down into the dirt but also hopeful, god, so fucking hopeful. His mouth has always been at the ready to face his fears, even if the rest of him hasn't.

"The Rapture is starting now?"

"Yes," Todoroki answers blithely, nodding in that oddly scripted way that makes bugs crawl beneath the outer layer of Katsuki's very soul. "Henceforth, you've been pulled from Miracles, and it will be your job to deliver the rebirthed Christ to her rightful family. As well as keep an eye on her earthly progress."

Katsuki takes in a shaky breath, stabs a finger at himself. "And you want me to do it?" Because yeah, of course it's a good idea to send the most temperamental of angels to be a divine stork-combination-nanny. How genius.

The angel before him blinks. "I do not want anything. You are merely the best."

Yeah. The best.

Not after this. Maybe he never has been, really, but fuck, not after this. At least, not to the one shitty guy whose opinion half-ass matters.

#where did this come from #good question. i have absolutely zero prior knowledge of what the fuck i just put on your tumblr dash #all i know is ive good omens'ed bkdk and made eri into jesus. what a wonderful time to be alive #bakudeku #bkdk #good omens au #is that applicable or am i tag invading #my writing #nex's nonsense #bnha #mha #my hero academia #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #dkbk #dekubaku #izuku midoriya #mha au #bkdk fanfic #drabble #fan fiction #angst #yayyyyyy

[icewindandboringhorror]

........creachure

#cats #his eyes are always so big and weird he no longer looks like a cat anymore sometimes.. in a way... #it's hard to understand.. complicated vibes on this boy #his summer sprawl (laying flopped out on the floor weird because of the heat) #I AM still trying to get some costumes done and also post another poll advtnure so I can finally finish it lol #the weather this month has just been soooo.... There was the heat wave and then after like 2 days of coolenss where I was like 'ah! finally #I can be productiv!' but just as soon as I had recovered from the heat.. it got hot again ghhhh #currently sweating inside. I actually had to leave my doctors appointment early today because I was just so so warm from #sitting in the car and the fac tthat half the buildings still do not have their air up very high and etc. and I felt so nausous #and flushed and started to get back and stomach pains for some reason.. Which I guess is good in a way to further confirm to doctors that #I Have Something Wrong With Me lol (most normal people should not be this heat sensitive I think) but is also still a little stinky #because I still payed a copay for the fulla appointment time but cit it short by leaving 15minues early.. grrr #ANYWAY. It seems like recently it's just hot all the time but it will ocasionally tempt you with a cool day of reprieve BUT don't let your #guard down! because as soon as you start to think 'hey things are getting better! :0' the sun will be like NO actualy. scalding temperature #be upon ye.. #Which of COURSE. I would rather have hot weather with little breaks in between than just constant hot weather. 100% definitely. #but it just always makes me sad because I get my hopes up lol.. JUST as I've recovered from the past heat and am So Ready To Start #On All My Things now That I'm Not As Sick And Hey Maybe It's Even Cool Enough To Do A Costume! .. my hopes are dashed #.. woe and so on and so forth. . Which I am stil managing to get a few things done but just.. not the things I really WANT to do (costumes. #sculptures. edit videos. etc. ). #anyway.. look at son.. If nothing else I still have lots of cat photos.. my sole productivity offerings to the internet online world

[osoreruna]

your muse is either a total all might fanboy or a closet all might stan, there is no in between.

#𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 + [ OOC ] #i'm sorry to inform you like this. #but all mha has taught me is #you either LOVE all might or you're so obsessed with him that you HATE HIM. so you basically love him. #i am not taking criticism at this time. #which one is your muse — #i need to get home so i stop flooding the dash with ooc

[crustaceousfaggot]

Hey can the linguistics/etymology side of Tumblr explain to me why we say His and Hers instead of "Him's" and "Her's"? While where at it, could anyone explain how we ended up having both "He/She" and "Him/Her", which are ostensibly the same words but cannot be used interchangeably? This has been gnawing at my brain all day

#linguistics #linguistry #english linguistics #English #etymology #english etymology #language #language history #grammar #just plunking all these tags in here in hopes that someone will see this #i know you nerds are out there I see you on the dash all the time #and now I am humbly begging your services

[acesammy]

I’m just so fucking tired man

#Been getting suicidal messages from that girl who confessed her crush on me #I don’t even know what to do #it’s been going on for months now and I’m so. Tired #I’m literally just some jackass #I’m literally a Dick #why am I the person she’s decided to place her entire self-worth on #she’s a great person #but I am not the one #and of course it’s just a fucking never ending shitstorm #my family thinks my grandma won’t live beyond the next couple of weeks #and this is stupid #but I’m cat sitting and one of the cats got stuck behind the washing machine and was there for like 5 hours #and the other is barfing all over the place #I’m just. Fucking. Tired #Lea speaks #vent #sorry I’m so sad all of the time nowadays #don’t feel obligated to keep following me or anything #Ik it’s hard when someone on your dash is a constant downer

[rawliverandgoronspice]

oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;

#thoughts #ganondorf #I allowed myself a tiny “working on thralls outline” session #and I do love he a lot..... #trying to salute all the classics #the “will harm a child and will not even question whether that's a look” #the “absolutely unbearable cocky bastard with a dash of absolute pettiness omg shut uppppp” #the “actually scary and sadistic and morally bankrupt for real” #the “I love my people and resent my people but I won't explore neither emotion otherwise I will fall apart and there's no one to catch me” #the “the gods hate me???? fuck the gods then!!!! but like... the gods hate me or no? ;;” #the “I hate hylian monarchs so fucking much it's unreal I am going to shoot myself in the foot just because I hate them so goddamn much” #the “awww twinrova and he... they love each other <333 VS maams will you please stop injecting mental illnesses into your Big Son” #the “mutually destructive relationship with anyone who ever gets even a little close to him which 10000% includes his own people” #the “wouldn't it be fucked up and important to take gerudo objectification as an actual problem with complex psychological consequences” #the “Me A Problem with Masculinity or Men or gender? hahahahaha.... yea” #the “Impa buddy-hate trainwreck + Nabooru buddy-hate planecrash” #the “hmmmm no why is the hylian princess and I having a brief flicker of mutual recognition but we both know it's too late for amends” #and the “mystic crisis that will slowly but surely unravel a whole man if given enough time and grievances and Ls” #ANYWAY I like this story #it's wayy too ambitious for my own good #but

[bluespring864]

Look I thought I was done with this but someone tried to keep arguing with me. I am an argumentative bitch but I am also not wasting my time endlessly, so PSA for all my dear mutuals:

If I say something to you (on anon or off anon) that disturbs you in any way you can delete it, unfollow me, block me or you can answer, I am fine with all of these options. What I don't recommend you do is to tell me "I know who you are because clearly your VPN isn't working" when I send in an anon ask. Because I am stupid that way I still tried to have a reasonable discussion off-anon (maybe not quite as kindly worded anymore because I was very creeped out by then). If you then want to screenshot my comment and keep arguing I am even fine with that but you can expect me to reply. Again, the option was there to unfollow, block me, delete the comment. I know a lost cause when I see it though so I have now blocked this person. If you somehow end up reading this anyway, I want to reiterate that I have no resentment towards you, I hope you have a nice life and a nice tumblr experience now that you don't have to see me on your dash anymore.

#an experience on tumblr.com #next time i'll just unfollow #sorry about putting all of this on your dashes I truly hope I am done with it now

[proteus-no]

You all do know that Jean like Harry and wants him to get better, right? Like, this isn't just a bit for you. Right????

#disco elysium #jean vicquemare #been seeing way way way too much jean hate on my dash And I Am Not For It #i get you play harry so youre sympathetic to him and hate jean cause he acts bitter and resentful to harry #but stop and think for a moment WHY jean is so bitter #doesnt matter how mentally ill or addicted a person is them screaming all the time about how youre a worthless person #and beating someone until theyre disabled #wears on you #doesnt matter that harry might be different now for jean that was his partner just the other day #AND HE STILL TRIES TO MAKE AMMENDS!!!! #and not believing harrys amnesia: do you know how rare it is to actually get amnesia??? #to jean it just looks like harry's lying to get out of the consequences of his actions #and when jean brings up his depression its literally just in passing not saying he cant do his job because hes depressed

[skibasyndrome]

I'm about to throw all my academic values overboard to get this fucking article done

#linguistics are my enemy #not because I don't like the subject #I'm just........ so much less at ease with this than with literary sciene oh my god #I'm so glad I can mostly focus on lit in the future but let me tell you these few linguistics articles I have/had to do have really brought #me to my limit #and I thought I was already fed up and not giving a shit when I did that one article in summer... oh I had NO IDEA how much less of a shit #was capable of giving!!! #the thing is.... I think objectively I'm still? idk not the worst I could technically be doing #like there ARE people who straight up... idk don't even try to have a research question or who don't read more than a handful or articles b #t ugh #I like academic writing so much and I love putting in the work and I love actually getting into the reseach and finding the most important #texts and writing a balanced and well researched article but ugh..... I just feel like I keep reaching my limits with linguistics #and this time is worse than the others because this topic is SO FAR from being standardized and all I can do is ???? mention that there's #like a hundred different models and then just??? choose one and go with it? which is so fucking unsatisfying #but I swear... everybody in this field is just making up a new model that's just different words for the same thing (and not in the /normal #way that science /always/ is about making up a new model. no. this time they are very unnecessarily making up new models) #ugh. everything about this sucks #I should've chosen a different seminar I should've chose a different topic and I especially should've written more of this in summer when I #technically still had a little more time #sorry for blowing up your dash with complaints this festive season lol. I am just having a time (TM) with the different writing tasks on my #hands and I need a place to vent I guess #simon.out. #sounds so drastic btw I'm not about to cheat or plagiarize or anything but I'm about to do so much less of a proper work than I ever wanted #to allow myself to do. cherrypicking and all.

[set-wingedwarrior]

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#I know it may sound dramatic but #I am very selective with people I follow #Because I want to avoid specific stuff from getting to me #Before I decide to follow you I check very carefully #And if I do I will trust you #As in i will trust that you won't post about that specific stuff I hate #Because I went back a a lot on your blog looking for it and didn't find it #So I think yeah they're trustworthy #I get comfortable #I find them in my dash thinking yeah they're a good one! #So having one of those blogs suddenly reblog one of the things I specifically wanted to avoid #Is a bigger deal that it seems #My trust is broken #I won't see them the same way anymore #And what do I do? It's a first time do i let it slide? #Yet they tagged the thing and that means they might want to keep traco of it #Do I unfollow? #I don't want that shit in my dash #If it was for me it just shouldn't exist at all #I hate this #Rant

[truethes]

one thing that should never get old is being incredibly passionate about your muses. like be unapologetic in how much you like them, what things about them make you both happy and sad, what exactly is on your mind about them this very second because it's so valid. i don't show that well enough, but seeing people love their muses has always been a highlight of my rp career, it makes the dash that little bit sweeter.

#❛ ♡ › jupiter : 𝐨𝐨𝐜. #this is such an easy fact to say but as someone who has held themselves back before. #sometimes making a post on the dash about it in that moment helps a lot ... makes you feel like youve expressed it #i know its not easy sometimes esp when you're in a niche. but your blog is YOUR space. embrace that more! #this was inspired by my decision to take the time to really respond to all my outstanding ims tomorrow. ( i am off from sat until next fri! #which means it'll be some productive time as well as me using this time to be kind to myself too. #work drains you so easily sometimes ... but we have started the process in hiring new people so good news is on the horizon! )

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

YURI. YURI

YOUR TAGS ARE KILLING ME MAN AUGH

Like I’m just sitting here getting smacked in the face over and over by your compliments on my art aughhh you can’t do this to me /pos/pos/pos

Thank you so much dude wawawa

dude trust me when i say i legitimately feel insulted whenever i see my favorite artists get lower than 60 notes on their works like!!! you're KIDDING ME guys how can you just bypass that and not reblog it??? COWARDS<33333

#ask #((my pen's recharging so silly mouse doodles is all you get but they conveyed the energy well enough LOL)) #i swear half of my tags are fueled by spite and rage #REBLOG ART GUYS PLEASE #the only times i'm like understanding is when you literally didn't see it on your dash cause i follow. SO many people so i miss stuff a lot #so i relate! but come ON #it brings me visceral pain when i see how much effort it took to make the same pieces that barely get any commentary like GOSH #am i going on a slight tangent? kinda but please don't thank me it's my pleasure<3333 #and i know how demotivating it feels to barely have reblogs that aren't your own so you bet i'm slapping you with my compliments!!!! #you better catch these hands when they come at your art istg i'll end up plastering a smile on your face permanently hhh >:Dc <33333

[rubberbandballqueen]

favorite part of work today was when i told the kids to get into two lines, n this one guy was like "i don't want to" n then started talking to his buddy in mandarin, n so then in chinese i was like, "hey, come here."

n he n his buddy looked at each other n then looked at me with like that faintly displeased expression that means they've realized they can't get away with not being that good at english (or feel terribly isolated from n indifferent to the adults bc they don't speak their language) anymore

and then when i told them to line up in mandarin they groaned abt it for sure but they did drag themselves into a line

#i walked in n this one kid handed me a book to read like a big hardcover graphic novel type thing n said i could look through it #so for kicks i started reading it out loud with all the silly voices n sound effects n blocking #and so then obviously the other children started to swarm me and god. kids have so much body heat #n you can feel it bc they have no personal space qwq #n anyway so i led them all to a different corner of the room and ended up reading 15 out of the 16 chapters of the book #out loud to a big chunk of the kids for like an hour w/a 5 min break halfway through for water #and when i came back the kids were organizing the chairs themselves into a semicircle to give me enough space to perform #i was sweating more than i have in Quite A While by the end bc again. children are So Warm n also being dramatic takes energy #the same kid who handed me the book today last year handed me some pokemon cards n i ended up spending all of spring camp #drawing pokemon from cards as references for kids to color n stuff bc i didn't want to go to the computer n print out coloring pages #so! i should probably stop spoiling/“yes and--”ing kids at work w/my nonsense but it gives them smth memorable at least #but also i am so fucking tired today lol i had to leave class as soon as it was done dash home to drop off my jacket n backpack #i didn't even have time to take off my shoes before entering the house so I Did An Unforgivable Sin (walked around w/shoes on) #n then put on my work jacket n dash out the door again to go to my 5.75 hr work shift o(--( #i don't regret it!! i did tell my boss i was free for afternoon camp shifts specifically bc i wanted these shifts even tho timing'd be tigh #successfully taught a kid to tie his shoelaces today though!!!!! what's w/kids n always using the very tips of their laces to mimic you tho #when you are very clearly handling the parts of the laces right next to your foot. it did click for him tho eventually #the worm speaks

[lanshappycorner]

i wish there was a way for me to mute users entirely because theres some people on this app that have ships i hate or have made enough annoying takes for me to be like goddamn enough out of u . but like i dont hate them enough so that i want to block them

#i do use the filtering post content thing but like even if u filter it #itll still show the greyed out box that lets u see the post if u click on it and yknow sometimes i am a nosy bitch i will not lie !! #like please just erase them from my dash and the tags entirely...please... whats the point of being able to view their posts anyways... #im specifically talking abt ppl whose ships i hate and also people who tag all their asks for that specific fandom in the main tags #also people who do not know how to use the read more tool like stop making me scroll 398412 times just to get past ur post youre killing me #also people who post untagged discourse in the tags💀 i wish you a very Shit Yourself #also people who tag character hate in the main tags too go shit yourself (i block those ppl immediately tho) #delete later