#i am staring at this with heart eyes

[moderndaypandora]

The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?


Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?


Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?


Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?


Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

#dreamling #the sandman #it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior #he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah' #not even as a 'i can make him better' #very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]' #'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him' #everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM #hob: he's my goth sweetheart #dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat #hob: i know :D i love him! #johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane' #and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream' #johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together' #johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream #johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat #hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man #hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands #death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks] #dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks] #dream: we should never not be holding hands #hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again #dream: [mulling] acceptable #death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling

[zishuge]

The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 2

#the spirealm #致命游戏 #kaleidoscope of death #ruan nanzhu #ling jiushi #lin qiushi #xia zhiguang #huang junjie #cdrama #cdramasource #kodedit #userhanyi #*gifs:mine #the heart eyes started early and never stopped #this is episode TWO #really love that rnz was so thrown for a second that he actually turned to stare at the pot #anyway i'm always going to remember how i was just about to nope out of this show because of the scary part right before this #(i am not equipped for horror) #but then this happened and i was like ugh okay fine they're super cute i have to keep going #i guess “幹嘛去啊” is actually more like “why are you leaving” not “where are you going” #oops #also “why are you leaving” is so much clingier why is he like this i love him

[mmmairon]

Master Crepus painted many eagles during his lifetime, but he never could've foreseen creating an eagle with such fire.

#sobbing myself to sleep over my own painting bro #diluc’s character has reached right into my rib cage and ripped my heart out #listened to sirius’ heart while painting this… the morse code in the song caught me off guard so i had to make a tiktok of it heheheeeee #[starts crying hysterically] #i am not ok #it’s been an awful couple days and i’ve just been working on this during my down time and it’s helped a lot #stares you directly in the eye #never become a farmer it’s nothing like harvest moon #anyway #zoe remember that draft of a painting i sent you like 4 months ago #this is it now lol #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #diluc fanart #genshin #genshin impact #digital art #illustration #my art #art #painting #digital painting #concept art #fanart #character design #原神 #drawing #edit: master crepus is turning the winery upside down looking for his child #diluc doesn’t rlly have a vision story so my hc is that a beautiful pyro crystalfly blessed by the pyro archon descended and bestowed diluc #a vision

[spaceratprodigy]

(palette challenge) PINK LEMONADE OR WATERMELON FOR DELIRIS ⁉️⁉️⁉️

@oldworldwidgets — [ palette prompts ]

WATERMELON LEMONADE DELIRIS 💖💚

#💖💛💚❤ #I am on my hands and knees rn #I had so much fun playing around with the colors and seeing what I could do with them #only the slightest of tweaking to the palette I wasn't vibing with one color so I made it a pale yellow #and then said fuck it and added a darker yellow as well #for you my darling we get the best of BOTH palettes combined 😈💅 #this came out soooo cute and dreamyyyy #ALSO MISS DELILAH IS ALWAYS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS OKAY I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER #just gals being pals adoringly staring into each others eyes or whatever #THANK YOU FOR THE PROMPT AUD THIS WAS PERFECT #I'm going to be eating this piece forever I can't stop looking at the girls #they deserve to be happy and the soft expressions are making my heart explode 🥺 #ANYWAY #I am going to be rotating teddy and zinnie in my mind now at high speeds #ily ily ily blowing you so many kisses rn #my art #friend oc #sole survivor #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #also sobbing over the new snake patch on iris's jacket okay I've been so excited abt that one #it'll stand out more in her regular palette but aaaaa I intend it to be the same color as delilah's eyes :]

[nobleriver]

The man who gave me this was the sort of man who'd know exactly how long a diary you were going to need.

#moffatedit #dwedit #doctor who #river song #twelfth doctor #doctorriver #scifiedit #riversongedit #scifigifs #riversongsource #timelordgifs #tvedit #when she said his frown was audible i've never understood it more than in this moment #the moment she says she doesn't love him #i can h e a r his hearts breaking #he's seen her married to another man; watched her make out with Ramone TWICE and he's confused and hurt and frustrated #bc where does that leave him #and he just wants to know am I special to you? do i matter? #and she stares right into his eyes and says no but you're terribly useful #she doesn't know it's him but that's what makes it worse bc what reason does she have to lie to a stranger she'll never meet again #and suddenly all those sacred memories - her laugh; jim the fish; all those nights he snuck out to see her; their entire marriage - #all of it was a con and he fell for it; and for her; hook line and sinker #but still he stays seated bc even if none of it was real to her; it was all real to him; and still is #do you think he loves her so little betraying him would make a difference? he died for her on the steps of berlin and he'd die again #bc she's the woman he loves and he'll never stop loving her even if she doesn't love him back #so when she confesses later that she loves him like the stars themselves his whole face transforms bc ITS REAL #and he's so giddy and relieved and in love; always madly hopelessly unapologetically in love #otp: please don't #rd edit

[lunetual]

words of encouragement from hyungwon ♡

#hyungwon #chae hyungwon #monsta x #mx7net #mx #stares deeply into his eyes. hyungwon-ssi do you know i love and adore you and am so so proud of you #i'm holding him in my heart. i feel honestly like. this is something that i actively have to tell myself and work to internalize. #anyway. my cup runneth over with my love for him. etc. #mine: gif #mx.meg #usermowah #usergyukai #hijaehyukkies #marieblr #wabisarah #marekwan #userkyutie

[mr-stottlemonk]

aka "wow, i could eat you right up"

#monk 2002 #adrian monk #leland stottlemeyer #stottlemonk #stottlemeyer x monk #stottlemeyer's heart eyes couldnt be any more obvious #he is complimenting his husband he is checking him out #he is holding everything back in himself not to wrap his arms around monk's waist #leland: i cant stop staring #LITERALLY LOOKS HIM UP AND DOWN I AM NOT WELL #mr. monk goes to the bank #monk tv: s06e12

[mothbeasts]

my phoenix has definitely had a crush on all of the women antagonists I think. they're so normal I promise.

#bee's buzzing #ieytd #solaris? absolutely. fabby? you bet. prism? yeah. like nothing would ever come of it imo but i want to say this. heart emoji #phoenix in the death engine staring directly at the camera watching them #kicking their legs during stage fright while fabby talks #staring at prism whenever they run into her and blinking their huge yuri eyes #etc etc you get it #actually can i include the death engine in th(i am killed instantly by a comically placed falling anvil)

[chibishortdeath]

R.I.P Simon Belmont, he woulda loved the 80s 😔

#castlevania #castlevania games #akumajo dracula #akumajou dracula #castlevania fanart #Castlevania nes #simon belmont #castlevania simon’s quest #simon’s quest #castlevania ii: simon's quest #my art #art post #posting these here cause they’ll get absolutely torn to shreds on other platforms lol #the ​Simon slay is just too powerful for them they aren’t ready for that yet XD #this is gonna be so weird for people on the main tags to run into hahahaha hello general public :3 #but I like these!!! I am proud of them!!! #I think I’ll probably draw him in more outfits again soon it’s very fun he looks good in everything #I don’t think he’d wear pants willingly tho #it’d have to be purely out of necessity and he’d be miserable the whole time #ya know that one CV4 artwork of him with the shade completely covering his eyes #yeah he’d look like that and a completely deadpan stare too #so I looked up a bunch of skirts and picked out ones that I thought he’d like :) #the first outfit is very ‘Boys Don’t Cry’ and the second outfit is like ‘Two of Hearts’ #but they’re both ‘Dead Man’s Party’ and ‘Head Over Heels’ #at least those are the songs I kept thinking of while drawing them #I forgot I drew that little tiny sad Simon so close to these whoopsie doo #yeah anyway hope yall see my vision

[rafasbiscuits]

"stop looking at me with those eyes"

"what eyes?"

#i think you guys can see a pattern here #i am obsessed with them staring at each other #ITS JUST SO FULL OF LOVE I CANT HELP IT #anyways been a while since i dropped fedal content #tada #tennis #rafael nadal #fedal #rafa nadal #roger federer #tennis sport #heart eyes at its peak frfr #i just had to pop in the tiktok trend with the what eyes thing #i cant edit to save a life so here's..pictures. #I CONTRIBUTED. I TRIED OKAY. #yes i know the pics are repetitive im so sorry #I PROMISE I'LL FIND NEW PICTURES OKAY SHSBHSHSB im just too lazy

[arsenicflame]

butch lesbians can do whatever they want forever actually

#nyxtalks #part of a larger thought cycle that basically concluded in me feeling. staring with hearts in my eyes at butches #itd be really hard to put into words but the sentiment is 'am i aroace? sure. but GOD im gay' #there is something uniquely attractive about butch people just. doin their things. absolutely enamoured

[derpinette]

i need a girl to be tomboys with soon. or i will Die

#with a heavy heart i have to admit that i am tired of being a uhm. what is the word for incel but friendship. not friendcel... #Well you know what i mean #been like 3 years of being completely alone save for the biannual meeting i have with my bestfriend #Which is Dopeness BTW<3 but she lives in another city & i miss having someone Regular #someone Regular to MAKE INTO MY ACCOMPLICE #OMG i feel like a friendship cheater RN #caus yeah all my life i only really have one friend at a time ♯PlatonicMonogamist save for ninth grade #when everybody in my class was friends with one another Pretty much. BEST YEAR OF MY LOIF #SO MANY SHENANIGANS. & ! people would always mistake me for a weird effete fag ( which made me genuinely suicidal then ) #i miss it so much - that one hag who will not stop talking about middle school years (2) after bac. graduation #^ last time i ever made a friend... feeling really pathetic right now Stares at the ceiling emptily with big blank sparkless anime girl eye #animorphs into a dog & lies down #i know exactly why i am alone BTW ( *in barks that you can perfectly understand* ) i will still lament about this anyway Le Sigh #here are my requirements: female; must be some degree of depraved; VIRGINS ONLY. #in spirit counts for that last one. then you can join my Gangstalking Circle ( smallest one in history )

[spaceratprodigy]

messy sketch but. them. :)

@hibernationsuit — 💕💖💕💖🥺💖💕💖💕

HELLOOO??? I AM SQUEALING!! LOOK AT THEM!!!! I am on the floor sobbing rn hello my friend I love you with my whole heart!!!!!!!!

#EVERYONE IS LEGALLY REQUIRED TO LOOK AT THIS #HOW DO I WORDS I HAVE NO WORDS #I am beaming so many heart and sparkle emojis directly into your mind rn like hello!!!! #you made this FOR MEEE???? #sobbing what did I do to deserve this kindness ily ilysm thank you I am going to stare at this literally all day long #holding them so gently in my hands looking at them w tear filled eyes #words are hard but know I literally have the biggest cheesiest grin ever on my face rn I'm so surprised and delighted!!!!!!! #I love them I love them sm!! look at them!!!!!!! hello!!!!!!!!!!!! my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #you are literally such a treasure this has brightened my day so much I'm so serious ohmygosh thank you fr I'm so aaaaaaaaaaa #THEY'RE JUST SO CUUUUUTE #PICTURES TAKEN MOMENTS BEFORE A DIVINE FEAST #looking so respectfully #I'm incapable of shutting up rn I am truly incapable I can never stop screaming abt this this is my favorite thing ever rn #ur so good to me how do I ever thank you enough for being so lovely and wonderful every day???? #blowing you so many kisses rn so so much love to you so so much goodness to you now and always #okay okay I need to stop writing tags but the love in my heart is ongoing rn I am in SHAMBLES!!!!! #friend art #faith and max #captain of the unreliable #literally on my hands and knees rn #banging my fists on the table #I'M IN LOVE IMMMM IMMMM (getting restrained and pulled away so I stop screaming my heart out)

[catlover4536]

@themissbanshee Your fem!wally design is so precious to me-

#I knew the second I saw her I needed to draw em ok #my lesbian heart demanded it #I hope I delivered #also note: #today I learned why people are bothered by Wally's stare #and even scared of it #because while drawing her big ol eyes I got a bit unnerved #and I was drawing her! #but yeah before this wally's stare was silly to me #I mean it is still overall silly to me #but I get why people don't like him staring too much today #:D #welcome home #wally darling #fem!wally #not my design #but by god do I love it #also I hope her dialouge isn't too weird #I am really bad at dialouge ok #my art

[mythicandco]

thinking abt the blorbos but they aren’t even rotating. they’re just sitting there and it’s very intense

#mark is just. ''so uh.'' #he kinda. fidgets with the hem of his jacket. brings his fingers up to his mouth to chew his nails but catches himself and fiddles with his #crucifix instead. his heart's still hammering in his chest and there's some exhaustion coming on now #cesar uh. cesar's sitting unnaturally still (naturally) and watching mark's mannerisms. neither of them uh. they don't know what to say #I mean. what CAN you say #when faced with the perfect image of your dead best friend. exactly as you remember him all those years ago. #when faced with the one who accidentally made you human. and then killed you. and now you're back. #oh god. he's back. #and Adam. oh don't #don't get me started on Adam #he's been staring at the mirror since three thirty am and it's SIX now #his knuckles are bloody but he. doesn't remember punching it #the shadows behind him are almost swimming. they're calling him and he swallows his nausea #the mirror is cracked and it drips but not with blood #''morning sleepy h- what the fuck.'' that's Jonah. of course it's Jonah. it's always fucking Jonah. #Adam blinks and the mirror's fine and Jonah's fine and no one's eyes are glazed over in death. it’s fine really lol #and they're still just. sitting there #y'know how it is. the blorbos. lol #htb AU #hail true body au

[amethiosspouse]

OH MY LORDY OH MY GOD LORD HAVE MERCY WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL OH MY ARCEUS OH MY AMETHIO OH MY AMETHIO THIS IS THE MOST AMETHIOTASTIC DAY I'VE EVER HAD OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME

lovemail for: amethio (❁´◡`❁)

#mari shitposts #lovemail : 💎 #YOU GUYS DONT GET IT #YOU REALLY DONT #I LOVE THIS MAN WITH ALL MY HEART TO THE POINT THAT I CANT EVEN GO WITHOUT A SINGLE SECOND WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT HIM #IM LITERALLY FAILING MY CLASSES BECAUSE ALL I DO IS STARE AT HIM LOVINGLY FOR HOURS ON END #THE ONLY THING THAT I WANT TO DO WHEN I GET HOME IS ADMIRE MY BELOVED MAGESTIC ALLURING ANGELIC MESMERISING EYE CATCHING HUSBAND #OH MY LORDY I LOVE MY HUSBAND #HES ALSO MY WIFE #HE CAN BE BOTH #BIGENDER AME REAL??!?!?