#i did not expect that lmao

[gunsatthaphan]

Watching Midnight Museum is like a game of: Who in GMMTV is gonna be in this episode? and edge your bets

I have to say tho Bright in this episode is activeting my gag reflex in every scene he is in🤢 all the liking and sexual things he did really triggered me thonI think it was mentre to be kinda disgusting but I was still disturbed by it tho in a weird way I think this is his best performance yet? like the psychopath suts him in a weird way lol

Anyway have yet to finish episode 3 but I am curious to see who is gonna make a cameo next! should I expect Off as well🤣

forreal kjdgdgf

this episode was so insane 😩 if the remaining 12 episodes are as unhinged as this one then I'm gonna send gmmtv my therapy bill lmao.

bright's character was disgusting but his performance was not bad. the psychopath role definitely fits him more than his previous ones. but idk. it's still him djfgfkj

I'm loving the cameo per story concept though, it keeps it interesting!! I'm excited for tomorrow 🥺 I wouldn't be surprised if Off showed up as lord voldemort or something lmao.

oh and also speaking of cameo - did anyone else catch AouBoom? djkhgf

xxx

#midnight museum #midnight museum ep3 #my aouboom crumbs 😩 #i did not expect that lmao

[samlover4evr]

man I opened tumblr just now after showering and I'm immediately hit with my mutuals reblogging when sam died in deans arms at the end of season 2 😭😭😭 okay awesome

#thoughts #i did not expect that lmao #normal spn Tumblr moment

[sin-syrup]

Twisted Wonderland characters but it's that haunted hallway picture

bonus:

NRC Staff minus Headmage Crowley

#funfact: i came up with this idea for Halloween of last year and didn't expect it to take as long as it did lmao #it was over 90+ hours of work #art #fanart #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twst #disney twisted wonderland #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #first post

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #christopher eccleston #david tennant #matt smith #peter capaldi #jodie whittaker #ncuti gatwa #john hurt #jo martin #ok i really only started making this gifset for the last one of fifteen lmao #i did not expect to be sitting here making 9 more gifs but here we are!!! #the only one i really left out is david bradley as the first doctor #but that's because the scene where he says his line in tuat... i don't like the lighting #and you don't even really see his face until after he's said it #but i mean technically these are all the new who doctors :') #and of course dt is in 4/10 of these lol

[kasieli]

Poppy and Ominis deserve the world thank you and goodnight

#poppy sweeting #ominis gaunt #poppy x ominis #hogwarts legacy #fanart #…yup I did it #ok but they’re so goddamn pure and deserve so much happiness #like having to overcome the expectations of their family and carve a new path for themselves #I truly think they’d make such a cute couple! #I was going to draw highwing in this but I can’t draw animals LMAO #believe me I tried… #I love them so much #such pure little beans these two

[cloudcastor]

moms…..

#soriku #kh #redraw of old busts i did in 2021…….time sure does fly huh (stares into the sunset) #i like to think sora’s parents are very Normal and grew up in the countryside #his mom is a cook #and riku’s parents are part of the influential part of town #friends with the mayor and everything #riku’s mom puts a lot of expectations on him and yet doesn’t pay attention to him #and then riku ends up. Ya Know. lmao #i did originally give them blue and green eyes respectively but idk i think i like this more! #anyway #throws this into the void if anyone cares about stuff like this lol #my art

[inkclover]

✨新年快乐 Happy Lunar New Year! 🐉🧧

had a lotta fun trading ideas with @starry-mang0s and @cropc-space about their outfits weehhhehhh!

went thru a few poses until we settled on one that ain’t stiff looking while also not obscuring their embroidery patterns dkdjdjdjfvn

#this wip took me FORVER AAAAAA #and it finally be D O N E #prohibitedwish #prismo the wishmaster #prismo #spectra #scarab #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #adventure time #lunar new year #did not expect this to take me so long goddayum…. #i can finally set it free to the masses…! #i may be high rn but the way spectra’s fan be angled it looks like she gon whack scarab’s head lmao—

[holdfastperseus]

If you think the fact that I’m 20 years old will stop me from crying every time riptide plays/Annabeth shows up in the new PJOTV trailer you’re so wrong

#pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #rant #i did not expect this to kinda blow up lmao

[aroeddiediaz]

7x04 Coda

Sprained ankles hurt. Eddie shouldn’t be as surprised as he is by the pain, because he knows all too well that the amount of pain injuries feel like is almost inverse with the actual damage they cause. A shot from a sniper felt like almost nothing, while a stubbed toe sends ricochets up his spine.

But that’s nothing compared to the encroaching feeling of dread as Eddie thinks back on his interactions with Buck over the last two weeks, and what might have caused his best friend to lash out at him.

“I think we fucked up,” he grumbles to Tommy, who gives him a quick glance before returning his attention to the road.

“You mean with Evan?” Tommy says.

Evan. That was kind of weird, right? Eddie had only ever heard Buck’s sister and parents call him by his first name before. He’d only used the name once himself, when he told Buck about his will.

But Buck hadn’t corrected Tommy on it, so he must not mind, Eddie supposes.

Eddie shakes that stray thought away.

“Yeah,” he continues, even though talking kind of hurts right now. That didn’t seem fair, it’s Eddie’s ankle that’s injured, not his lungs. “I mean, with me kind of blowing him off to come to that karaoke night… and the UFC fight in Vegas… and the pickup game…”

Looking back on it now, Eddie’s not sure when it all got so out of hand. He and Tommy had hit it off on the Coast Guard ride back to LA, while Buck was off checking in with Bobby and Athena. He’d been so excited as they shared their similar interests and history- army, MMA, old cars- that he’d immediately made plans to hang out. When Tommy mentioned that he could get them rinkside tickets in Vegas, Eddie had jumped on it immediately. He didn’t even think about mentioning it to Buck.

And the babysitting thing… Eddie kind of wants to curl up thinking back to the strange face Buck had made when Eddie asked him to watch over Chris. Buck usually loved hanging out with Chris, even volunteering for it when Eddie mentioned having plans, so he didn’t think twice about asking it of him. He should have known.

“Ooh, yeah.” Tommy lets out a whistle. “We did fuck up, huh. Could have at least invited him to muay thai after the match.”

Eddie laughs a little, strained by the pain and the stirrings of shame. “Buck doesn’t know muay thai. Just boxing.”

“Yeah?” There’s a funny tone to Tommy’s voice. “Maybe we should teach him.”

Eddie does a careful rotation of his inflamed joint. The stretch does help ease the pain a little. “Maybe you should offer him lessons,” he says. “I’m gonna be out of commission for a little bit.”

Tommy glances at him again. A slightly longer one, with them stopped at a red light, kind of searching. “You think he’d be interested in learning from me?”

“Oh yeah. You’re great. And Buck’s a quick study for sure.” Eddie glances out the window, and sees the urgent care clinic sign just past the intersection. “Actually, you think you could do me a favor?”

The light turns green. Tommy drives forward. “Of course.”

“Could you talk to Buck for me?” Eddie asks. “I’m sure he’s feeling all sorts of guilty right now, and it’s not his fault. He just got a little too aggressive at the game.”

It’s really too bad. Buck’s really good at basketball, for someone who hates the game so much. Eddie’s sure he’ll never get Buck to touch a ball again.

“Uh, yeah,” Tommy says, slowly, as he pulls up into the parking lot. “If you’re sure you want me to speak with him.”

Eddie nods. “He’s probably licking his wounds at his loft right now, and he’ll need a bit of a kick in the pants before he comes to see me. I trust you.”

Tommy chuckles a little. “Alright, then. I’ll swing by his place in the morning, before my shift, check in on him for you.”

That’s a relief. They find a parking spot close to the clinic entrance, and Eddie hisses a little as he opens the door and swings his legs out. He needs to be more considerate of Buck’s feelings, going forward. He has the sinking feeling that he’s started to take him for granted.

He’ll have to pay him more attention.

#911 abc #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #evan buckley #i did not expect to be able to pack in as much subtext in this as I did lmao #god this was fun

[wisteriagoesvroom]

thinking about nico rosberg and how happy he seems in retirement. and how much bravery it actually took to retire on that high, to say "i'm happy, i don't need more", and refuse to get bogged down in all the discourse and the hate. about his random exploits making a youtube channel and openly figuring out who he was away from the sport. how unstressed he is now compared to 2016. i'm thinking about how the f1 circuit chews people up and spits them out even if you go in with all the tools and money in the world, because money and resource is very insulating, but you're still always paying and paying in different ways - and at what cost. how he's now thriving and hydrated and his hairline is safe and he's able to stay on the sidelines of a sport that he's loved so much. able to enjoy his winnings and his nepo baby money and his family time. the way he's hilarious on camera, and says things that sometimes are outrageous (all things about lewis - like he's soooo lewis biased he's basically running a stan account but on sky tv actually... drop the burner twt @, nico). but sometimes he says things that are also really needed (being loud on camera about lando being a great driver who will have his time and his win). like, maybe we have to stan actually.

plus look at this stance:

#nico rosberg #nr6 #as cx said: Du bist Cuntmeister!! #did i expect to end shanghai gp being a nico apologist? #no. #but the f1 world moves in mysterious ways #i won't question it #it simply is. #wisteria talks #also he's a rare personality that isn't PR-ironed lmao #he's publicly a lil messy and a bit odd sometimes and doesn't seem interesting in toning it down for anyone and therefore very entertaining #STAY YOU NICO BABE

[gunsatthaphan]

"let's get married."

#wedding plan #wedding plan the series #wedding plan ep3 #bossnoeul #payurain #payu x rain #boss chaikamon #noeul nuttarat #memindy #thai bl #bl drama #jesus lmao I did not expect that??? #good for them!!!!!

[shima-draws]

Watched the MLB movie and I just. I WANT to gush about it but the fact that Marinette’s regular voice actor and her singing voice actor sound SO different just took me out of it every time and left me feeling very disengaged;; At least Adrien’s singing voice kind of sounds like his speaking voice (and Gabriel’s is 👌 bc my king Keith Silverstein can actually sing and he can sing REALLY fucking well) but Marinette’s. The voices are COMPLETELY different and it threw me off every single time. Like obviously her singing voice is really good and I understand why they picked that person to do her songs but bro you could have at least TRIED to get someone that sounds similar to Cristina Vee. It drove me nuts every time she sang bc I was like “That is CLEARLY a different person entirely!!”

I’m realizing this might have been a dubbing issue but still 😭 I feel like I would have enjoyed the movie way more if it didn’t look like Marinette was lip syncing the entire time bc there was such a huge disconnect between her speaking and singing voice

#Also I can’t fucking believe they did that to my boy Plagg. They RUINED him #He did not deserve that #Miraculous Ladybug #MLB #MLB movie #ALSO. Also. Personally. I don’t think it needed to be a musical #Bc that was very jarring in itself I was not expecting it #Since Miraculous isn’t a musical normally anyway!! #They probably could have fit in a lot more plot and made the story flow better if they took out all the songs #And replaced them with actual character development and stuff. #Idk it just feels like they tried to make it like a Disney film. And it didn’t quite fit with the story #I WILL say tho the character models were top notch. Marinette with FRECKLES?? YES PLEASE #Anyway yeah lots of thoughts but I could not take it seriously bc of the awkward voice casting #It actually ruined a lot of the movie for me :’( Again it drove me nuts lmao #Shima speaks #Idk maybe I'll watch it in French next time. Maybe I'll like it better then lol

[slopdoughnut]

I have 2 theories on why alastor is acting like a father figure for Charlie

1. Alastor wants Charlie to get him his soul back

2. He just wants to piss off lucifer

#hazbin hotel #also right before they started singing i asked why they were fighting to be her dad #i did not expect to be right lmao #also i watched the episodes at 5 in the morning soooooo #charlie morningstar #episode 5 #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel

[beevean]

There are so many wonderful essays in the TCOAAL tag, about all the shades of fucked up that Andrew and Ashley are, but there is one thing that gnaws at me.

Where did Leyley learn all the stuff she says? Not only to swear, because that's something she could have picked up from older kids (or her own brother), but to call women "hussies" and "floozies"? Even Andy questions her, and doesn't get an answer.

That is very deep, ingrained internalized misogyny. Ever since she was a child, Leyley slutshamed with frightening ease. So much that when she hears that their parents have been befriending the neighbours, she calls them "a bunch of whores". (And I'm not even counting the voicemails she left to Julia in Andrew's dream, since we don't know what is reality and what is Andrew's subconscious)

Then you remember that she seems to view sex as transactional - as a way to gain food, money, Andrew if necessary. She's, of course, not above making jokes about banging her brother (if you give her the soda she wanted, she jokes about rewarding Andrew with her virginity), but she doesn't display the... genuine attraction Andrew seems to be harboring for her. It's a "might as well". It's a "yeah I'd do that". Sex is a way to get what she needs... which might be a reason she flips when she thinks that Andrew is getting it from someone else. Because if Andrew is getting what he wants from someone else, well, what is Ashley good for?

And then you remember how Mrs. Graves not only accuses Andrew of "fucking" Ashley (notice the wording, it's not "you two are fucking", he is fucking her - she has no agency, which is weird since Mrs. Graves is all to happy to blame everything on her "bad" daughter), but she seems to think this is the only reason Andrew could ever want to do anything for his sister. Keep in mind that she knows about the Nina incident. The idea that it might be related to Andrew's obedience doesn't cross her mind. She'd rather think that Ashley is manipulating Andrew through sex, and Andrew is such a horndog that he'd do anything for his sister's pussy. Because, well, isn't this what women and men do?

Mrs. Graves may be the dom to her spineless husband, but she sure has some... views on sexuality. Who seems to have been passed on to Leyley since she was very young. One can only imagine the stuff the kid has internalized.

#the coffin of andy and leyley #ashley graves #i'm not an expert essayist lmao bear with me #but yeah i did not expect gender to be this engrained in this game #it's not even blatant it's not preachy or anything #it's just there to activate your almonds #gripping writing

[camels-pen]

post-timeskip Sanji is sent back in time to a point before Sabaody. I don't really have a whole thing for this, just Sanji having to restrain himself from yelling at his younger self to please, dear god, do NOT let Usopp get sent to Boin on his own.

He's also taking a lot of time to drag Usopp to the kitchen and give him lessons on proper nutrition and cooking. Usopp- as with everyone else- is very confused. Sanji's the cook, isn't he? That's his job, not Usopp's.

Sanji has to make up some excuse about being sick once and Usopp planning and cooking meals so badly that it has haunted him for years. Man, having a chronic liar and storyteller for a boyfriend is really rubbing off on him. Not that he's complaining at the moment.

Despite his confusion, Usopp genuinely has a good time with Sanji. Especially since he's not really cooking, more just writing stuff down in a notebook while Sanji lists off different recipes and why they're good to know off the top of his head. He doesn't understand why every recipe seems like they'd be best suited for camping out in a large, killer bug and plant-infested forest- specific, yes, but also Sanji keeps making a note about that after he lists off each recipe. Usopp is going to avoid thinking about it too deeply.

Younger Sanji, meanwhile, is pouting and denying it to anyone who points it out. His kitchen gets commandeered and it feels like his older self is mocking him. Like every time he pulls Usopp to the galley, he's saying, "Look how easily I can touch him, compliment him, make him laugh. Look how weak and cowardly you are." and younger Sanji can't stand it.

He'd grown a bit distant from Usopp since realizing his romantic feelings for him back in Water 7- and isn't that fucked up? it was only after they were in a hotel for the night, Usopp well and truly not a part of the crew anymore, that Sanji had felt an aching in his heart. The same ache that followed him now, though it's far more pleasant than it had been in that hotel.

Eventually, there's some kind of portal that appears high above Sunny and very distant high pitched screaming. Familiar high pitched screaming.

"SANJI!"

Sanji gets a big grin on his face and without thinking he uses Sky Walk to meet the quickly growing speck in the shape of a person. He holds out his arms and catches a flailing post-TS Usopp in his arms.

"Oh thank god," he said, quickly wrapping his arms around Sanji's neck. Sanji lowered them down to the deck and they were immediately surrounded.

"Holy shit, I'm buff!" younger Usopp said.

"Did Sanji-san just jump into the sky?!" Brook exclaimed, with similar sentiments echoed by Luffy and Chopper, sparkles in their eyes. "How- what- how?"

"Older Usopp's outfit is looking pretty super too!"

"You're only saying that because I'm half-naked Franky," Usopp said, unimpressed. "Don't put me on the same level as you, weirdo."

"Haha, sure thing, no need for flattery."

"It wasn't."

"Not that I'm not enjoying all this- and loving that you're here, mon cher," -younger Sanji's eye twitched- "but you have a surefire route back, right?"

"Of course!" He pointed up at the still open portal above Sunny. "Zoro's threatening the devil fruit user to keep that open until we come back. He was actually the one to find the guy in the first place."

Sanji groaned. "Mossball's never gonna let me forget it."

"It's nice that some things stay the same." younger Zoro said, smug. "I still have to bail your ass out all the time."

"Shut the fuck up!" both Sanji's yelled simultaneously.

Usopp laughed. "He gets into his share of trouble, but Zoro, you really shouldn't say anything. I mean, just wait until you lose your-"

Sanji slapped a hand over Usopp's mouth. "They're not there yet, darling."

Younger Sanji and younger Usopp's faces darkened.

Sanji could feel Usopp pout under his hand. "You don't even know what I was going to say."

Sanji rolled his eye. "I can guess."

"I could've meant his favourite haramaki. Or one of his swords. Or-"

"Dear, there's only one thing you constantly bring up that mosshead lost. I get that he's never told anyone how it happened, but you really need to let it go."

"How can a storyteller let go of a mystery like that?? You might as well ask me to cut off my tongue right now."

"Ah, but then how would you taste all the snacks I make for you?"

"You know, I survived for two years on a deadly, man eating island with nothing but-"

Younger Usopp loudly cleared his throat. Sanji and Usopp turned to him. With his flush still very visible, he said, "You can get down now."

"Aww, but Sanji's arms are comfy," Usopp whined, nuzzling Sanji's neck.

Younger Sanji stomped towards them. "Either older me lets you down, or I-"

Sanji raised a brow. "You what? You're just an arrogant brat sailing through Paradise. No matter what you do, you can't force me- either of us, to do anything."

Younger Sanji bristled and Sanji was starting to feel like taking him down another peg, make him know his own faults before they're cruelly laid out in front of him, one crewmate disappearing after another. Usopp tugged on his collar, stopping him.

"We talked about this," Usopp said.

Sanji took a deep breath. "Yeah." He turned to his younger self. "Sorry, it's- I'm angry at myself. Not you."

"But aren't we-?"

Sanji shook his head. "Don't worry about it."

And with a few more accidental slip ups and very obvious flirting, Sanji and Usopp bid their pre-timeskip crew adieu and Sanji flies them up to the portal. Usopp definitely says something along the lines of "I'm so glad you're okay, I was really worried and I don't know what I'd do without you." and then he and Sanji share a kiss mid-air before finally going through the portal.

The portal snaps shut and most of the crew ends up hanging out and talking about what the heck just happened in a "oh huh, what an interesting event" type of way. Meanwhile, younger Sanji and Usopp are staring, mouths agape and incredibly flustered, at the spot where their older selves made out with each other.

#one piece #nemotime #sanuso #usopp #sanji #time travel au #most of this is 'eventually post-ts usopp shows up' which was an accident but im nonetheless enjoying it #post-ts usopp did NOT expect the portal to appear in the air. he walked into it normally and just started falling lmao #man this time travel shit is fun #i didnt even get into the details but yeah lmao

[royalarchivist]

More clips from the video of Technoblade and Etoiles playing together on United UHC! I actually hadn't finished watching the entire video before editing this compilation, so that twist ending REALLY caught me off-guard.

Remember to check out check out Techno's original video, and as always: Subscribe to Technoblade! 👑🐷🎗️

[ Part 1 || Part 2 || Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Technoblade: Welp, I'm ready to die instantly. Tell me when you're done, I just almost walked off with like - without the Enchant table and anvil. Would have been pretty awkward.

Etoiles: It's my enchant table.

Technoblade: Ok.

Etoiles: I want to give it to the mode.

Technoblade: Just remember the anvil as well.

Etoiles: Yeah, you can grab the anvil.

Technoblade: Nope, I'm gone.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: I ain't carrying that thing! It's heavy!

Technoblade: I'm not used to this feeling of like, actually having stuff.

Teammate: Right?

Technoblade: This has never happened before.

Etoiles: [Laughs] Can I have that because I forgot my Enchant table?

Teammate: Oh my god.

Technoblade: Nope.

Etoiles: Yeah, like really.

Technoblade: I gave you ONE JOB!

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Teammate: Do you guys think hot dogs count as sandwiches?

Technoblade: Do you think it's too late to change teammates?

Teammate: [Warning that another team is coming]

Technoblade: Oh god, it's Ginger, run!

Etoiles: I'm running out, I'm running out!

Technoblade: Oh god!

Technoblade: Run run run run run. Run run run.

Etoiles: Just a prank, bro~

Teammate: Why is Etoiles behind them?!

Technoblade: I don't know, man. They're - they just-

Teammate: WHY IS HE BEHIND THEM?!

Technoblade: Wait, ARE YOU THE MOLE?

Teammate: The mole?!

Teammate: Etoiles is the mole!

Technoblade: Etoiles, you piece of trash!

Technoblade: I'M GETTIN' 5v1'ed, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Was a 4v1 not enough?

Etoiles: Sorry, Techno.

Tecnoblade: WHAT IS THIS 5v1?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Teammate: C'mon Techno, you got this!

Technoblade: Oh, yeah, let me just 5v1.

Etoiles: You got this!

Technoblade: AAAAAAAAA Leave me alone!

Etoiles: Techno!

Technoblade: WHYYYYYYY

Technoblade: Can I get like, free therapy after this?

#Technoblade #Etoiles #QSMP #tangentially #Untitled UHC #Subtitles #Edited #There's some very loud moments here but I tried to edit it so it wouldn't necessitate a volume warning #but be aware that the volume is a bit louder than usual #anyways that twist DID have me gasp I didn't expect that LMAO